Baby Dry-Humping Wheel

Submitted by: tagz 9 years ago in Funny
/media/83534_BabyHumpingWheel.flv
The kid admittedly has a nice hip-thrust technique.
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Female 98
"I hope everyone in this thread dies a horrible death. Babies are stupid and boring, this video sucks."

Must have a big, crazy social life doncha?

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Male 1,361
it goes a little realisticly, baby and car horn aside.
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Female 183
Sexy.
Where was he when I was a baby?
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Female 354
haha
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Female 488
"cole, what are you doing?"
"*stops humping* *stare*"

hm...

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Male 11
child pr0n!


Either way, I thought the kid`s "horn" was pretty nice.

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Female 670
See? SEE?! This is why I hate children!
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Male 125
Disgusting, yes.
Hilarious, even more so.
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Female 24
Cute...
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Female 4,376
"HEY I`M DEVI AND I AM A TOTAL B*** FOR NO REASON, I APPARENTLY HAVE A NEVER ENDING PMS, AND A STICK THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY UP MY ASS. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME"
... I bet shes a fox, girls that mean are usually pretty hott.


um not really...unless you`re talking about hollywood girly girl bitches then okay. and besides do we even have any proof devi is a girl. it could be some old fat guy just sitting around drating with people

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Female 4,376
lol i thought it was cute. its not like the baby was TRYING to be sexual in any way. it was just being an innocent little kid. very adorable though i can`t wait to have kids someday. besdies it was adorable when he started hearing the horn and he was all like "oooh noises!" haha
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Male 10,440
arg, how come people delete their posts...? they shouldnt be allowed to, whats been said has been said.
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Male 163
"Howcome Devi3000 is so mean?...."

Because she was never the "horn"...

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Female 220
Yet another positive comment from Devi3000! </sarcasm>

The video was funny. Just wait `till his girlfriend sees it when he`s older.

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Male 272
it`s teh music.
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Female 1,070
he figured out how to get at the right spot every time near the end xD

heh

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Male 175
ugh, this is revolting.
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Male 15
Even if he was just honking a horn the only way he knew how, that was outrageously funny.
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Female 148
HAAAAAAAA
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Male 1,289
HARDER
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Male 1,029
Alcippe Wrote:
"I guess it really is true that you can tell how long someones been on IAB based on what they say to or about Devi3000."
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Ah, quoted for truth.
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Male 1,029
Some *sshole who can`t take an insult over the internet Wrote:
"HEY I`M DEVI AND I AM A TOTAL B*** FOR NO REASON, I APPARENTLY HAVE A NEVER ENDING PMS, AND A STICK THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY UP MY ASS. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME"
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No comment?
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Female 681
baby trying to make babies

classic (=
ahaaa

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Male 9,305
Wrong, pervy, and so hilariously funny...
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Male 1,590
They grow up so fast...
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Male 10,115
This is wrong.
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Male 10,115
This is just plain wrong.
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Female 252
That`s very cute but I hope that pedophiles don`t get aroused by it!
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Female 146
Funny how he was feeling the wheel up
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Female 1,407
Looks like Mini-Me found a new item to play with ^_^
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Male 374
Okay, who would turn the car on, in a parking lot, mind you, then put the baby in the drivers side?
Idiots, that`s who.
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Female 130
I guess it really is true that you can tell how long someones been on IAB based on what they say to or about Devi3000.
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Male 1,404
First, stop exposing children to that rap cr_ap!

Second, who posted this cr_ap!

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Female 77
I can only imagine what he`ll be like at day care.
Hump on little one. Hump on.
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Male 576
The counter clockwise swirl??? AT TWO!!!!
this kid is gonna be a star
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Female 37
Is this necessary? I say we leave stuff like this for the o` mighty YouTube.
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Male 38
in stead of glamorise it should be D-R-Y-H-U-M-P
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Male 38
in stead of glamorise D-R-Y-H-U-M-P
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Male 907
Anyone see the baby`s expression when the dad asked "Cole, what are you doing?"

He went wide eyed like a deer in headlights! Hahaha.

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Male 69
theres a reason horn rhymes with porn
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Male 986
Phantom7, youre new arent you? Devi3000 always has been mean...
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Female 75
If that HONK HONKing is any indication, the steering wheel likes it.
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Female 6
LOL i laughed so hard! ><
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Female 272
The car seems to like it...:D
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Female 33
Am I a pedo for watching this?
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Female 72
in a way its funny
in another way its messed up
he doesnt kno wat he`s doing y make fun of him?
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Female 136
"Yes, let`s all take videos of our babies "humping" a steering wheel AND even better, let`s put it online! That won`t get any criticism, it`s just so natural"

Which it is, for children, it`s natural to use your hands to thrust your body back and forth and examine new things.

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Male 1,853
and hes was prob conceived in that same van/car/suv
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Male 1,853
hes got some rockin` moves!
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Female 1,306
that kid is going to so regret this when he`s on his first date.
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Female 1,306
lol, he probably did it by accident, noticed it made a noise, and couldnt figure out how else to do it so keeps attacking it with his....yeah.
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Male 74
The funny thing is, he will be passed out in a few minutes once he has had his fun, and then the warm bottle of milk...
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Female 1,397
As if having embarrassing home videos isn`t bad enough you now have to worry about which ones get put on you tube.
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Male 86
"HEY I`M DEVI AND I AM A TOTAL B*** FOR NO REASON, I APPARENTLY HAVE A NEVER ENDING PMS, AND A STICK THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY UP MY ASS. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME"

... I bet shes a fox, girls that mean are usually pretty hott.

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Female 4
Anyone think he might end up having a car fetish when he grows up? lol
Sorry, I saw the list of fetishes last night on here... talk about wierd.

In any case, adorable kid. The video was cute, but oh is that gonna stink when the parents bring it back out for show years later.

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Female 2,695
lmfao, i love how he was like, storking the steering wheel then was like -HUMPHUMPHUMP-
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Male 2,216
Why is crap like this getting posted?
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Male 13
devi is so mean bc daddy used her for the steering wheel when she was that age. Its okay let it out Devi you`re among friends ... well more like people that hate you but nobodys perfect
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Male 65
I like how he alternates between humping and petting. That child has seen some real action.
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Male 944
well anyways, that babie is hardcore...
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Male 1,348
Honk if you`re horny!
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Female 488
omg xD

and he`s like caressing the wheel xD and then goes for it xD


rofl

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Male 946
it would be better if fergie wasn`t playing in the background...
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Female 441
Tee-Hee I died laughing when he caressed the wheel then started 2 go at it. ^_^ Thats more humiliating then any babii Naked pic Poor Kid
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Female 1,571
this is one of those videos that hes going to find 17 years from now when hes partying with his buddies...and they are going to think its him riding in one of those little kid cars...and BAM! blackmail for the rest of your life cause your friends think its freakin HILARIOUS
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Male 73
Of course, they only recorded so they could show it to everyone at his wedding...
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Female 137
This is something to save for that kid`s first date.
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Female 19
aaww he is soo cute!
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Male 756
That steering wheel`s going to need some Armor All.
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Male 1
The baby naybe dudn`t know what he was doing! Give the baby a break people!
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Female 208
Oh shut up rabbeseking... AND STOP YELLING.
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Male 152
"HEY I`M DEVI AND I AM A TOTAL B*** FOR NO REASON, I APPARENTLY HAVE A NEVER ENDING PMS, AND A STICK THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY UP MY ASS. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME"
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Male 275
Rythm was ok
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Female 322
Kid must really love Fergie.
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Female 24
15 years later...
"Hey, Billy! Come look at this video of you as a baby!"
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Female 28
who cares haha¬¬
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Male 108
"Yeah Baby!"
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Male 944
Howcome Devi3000 is so mean?....
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Female 1,412
Thats sick. Its a baby for feck sake! Who would record that? C`mon..
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Male 4,393
OMG :P
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Male 5,620
heheehehehe
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Male 888
lol!
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Male 645
^^We love you too, Devi.

What exactly did that kid witness in that car...? )-|

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Female 1,496
I hope everyone in this thread dies a horrible death. Babies are stupid and boring, this video sucks.
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Female 434
uh....this is disgusting not what the baby was doing, that was adorable, but the insinuation that he was humping makes me sick he`s just a baby playing with the horn
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Male 32
I like how he`s sensual to it in the middle.. then just goes for it. Cracked me up at least.

Now he`s going to grow up and think that`s perfectly ok.. awesome?

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Male 518
It`s funny but it`s really sick to think about a baby humping.
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Male 1,931
Pure crap, those parents should be ashamed.
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Male 376
yeah the hip thrust is pretty natural and common at that age or so. the rest is dad`s encouragement. good luck, kiddo. you`re gonna need it.
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Female 183
Apparently babies and dogs aren`t that different.
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Male 1,348
That doesn`t seem that safe to me as it appeared the ignition was on. Though then again what do I care?
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Male 377
who posts this crap... o never mind new guy with 0 posts posts this crap...
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Male 2,004
all kind of practice is good
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Male 2,616
Reminds me of a young me.
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Male 317
Isn`t it human nature to hump the horn as soon as you buy a new car?
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Male 173
Horny Baby!!!!!
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Female 302
Oh my. :0
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Male 10
Link: Baby Dry-Humping Wheel [Rate Link] - The kid admittedly has a nice hip-thrust technique.
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