5 Gadgets Every Bored Person Should Own

Submitted by: crazytoon 9 years ago Funny
http://crazytoon.com/2007/07/19/5-things-you-your-friends-and-coworkers-should-have/

Love the laptop-humping dog. As for the USB missile launcher: Must. Have. Now.
There are 30 comments:
Male 1,217
Give me a USB Shocker and I`ll be happy.

Or an innocent dung camera that will take upskirts when people walk over it ^^

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Male 1,023
actually, all of them could be gotten from think geek but Racing Grannies. you can even get geek points that can be redeemed for prizes!
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Male 10,440
its all junk. The missile launcher had a good idea behind it though, I applaud the creativity there, but the rest is junk.
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Female 469
Yay another site praising that stupid USB dog...
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Female 2,196
ive seen a lot of those things for a few bucks
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Female 14
:):) i want that ring..so i can drink secretly in public!! we had much trouble trying to open a bottle of larger in manchester picadily !!

but the rest is quite stupid i think...specially the monkey ..

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Male 1,270
The acting from the `victim` of the flying monkey was crap.

I`ve seen better acting at a playschool nativity.

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Female 1,299
HAHAHAHA, humping dog, brilliant
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Female 178
Am I the only one who didn`t find any of these things funny or clever?
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Male 84
Wow that is awesome
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Male 236
"^^^i figured British humor would permit the wild antics of a humping dog...

but alas, i was wrong :("

Im British and yes,i laughed my ass off at the humping dog and now have 2 humping my laptop as i type.

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Male 1,078
i want the missile launcher.
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Male 521
haha at the humping dog
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Male 1,348
My fleshlight seems to work well at curing my boredness...
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Male 336
some of this stuff is the bottom of the pile at thinkgeek. Way better stuff on that site.

good times, good times.

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Male 275
bassstud09 I`m british so I can tell you that nope, i found it funny :) Plenty of my mates would find it funny too. That missile launcher seemed cool until it fired and you saw how utterly poo it was.
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Male 152
okay they have all of that stuff on thinkgeek.com the best site ever...next to iab of course.
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Male 724
Was I the only one disappointed to see that out of like 15 USB missile things, only 4 of them went off?
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Male 699
I have one of those flying monkey things. They shoot pretty far but the plastic sound box in their chest makes them hurt pretty bad.
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Male 1,465
"How would the bottle opener ring cure boredness?"

I helps you get drunk... duh...

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Male 259
How would the bottle opener ring cure boredness?
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Male 4,246
Yeah, these things have been around for a very long time; in fact, the article itself was from July. And it`s being posted on IAB just now??
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Male 4,012
bassstud09, I`m not British, so your assumption might still be correct.

In fact I`m sure I`m bound to find one on my colleagues` laptop if they`re sold easily here.

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Male 1,882
#5) Ehh, not the worst invention in the world. B+

#4) Kinda cool, would be fun to have. A

#3) Lame. D+

#2) Retarded. F

#1) Wow. This is stupid, not to mention that the noise from the damn thing would drive me insane. F-

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Female 831
there are four things VERY wrong with that dog.

1. It`s not even like a memory drive. ALL of that usb is just for it to hump.
2. even with #1, it`s $25!!!
3. it makes that awful noise.
4. It`s a frickin` humping dog on your computer!!!

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Male 513

If someone gave me the beer opener ring, and asked me to marry them... I`d probably say YES!!
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Male 192
^^^i figured British humor would permit the wild antics of a humping dog...

but alas, i was wrong :(

My American humor, however, allows the appreciation of such art

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Male 4,012
Flying monkey and missile launcher is just awesome!

Humping dog, not so much.

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Female 37
wow. a bunch of old stuff. k.
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Male 11
Link: 5 Gadgets Every Bored Person Should Own [Rate Link] - Love the laptop-humping dog. As for the USB missile launcher: Must. Have. Now.
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