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Date: 12/23/07 12:01 AM

55 Responses to 10 Best Unexpected Animal Attacks on Humans

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Link: 10 Best Unexpected Animal Attacks on Humans - Score: People 0, Animals 10.
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    arkansas Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:05 am
    i bet furries fantasize over this
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:09 am
    OMG the last one was crazy.
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    Fayth Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:09 am
    That cheetah vs human one wasn`t too bad. I`ve gotten worse from my housecat.
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    arkansas Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:09 am
    looks like #10 didnt play WoW enough
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    TigerSword Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:18 am
    The lion one was pretty hawt.
    Check out the comments on the bottom of that site.
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    Protozero Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:30 am
    I found the Moose one pretty hawt. Dumbass poking the Leopard with a stick got what he deserved though, and the Deer one was irnoicly funny.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:38 am
    Looks like it`s the Leopard`s turn to do the poking!
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    eltigremucho Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:43 am
    That is rough.
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    Rauron Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:43 am
    The guys in the leopard, lion, elephant, and cheetah ones got what was coming to them. that`d be scary to be trapped in a truck with an angry wildcat coming in through the window O.O
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    avidfilipino Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:51 am
    Those were expected. . .the humans didn`t expect it to hurt so much
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 1:20 am
    #3 p!sses me off.

    KUSO poachers~
    I hope they`ll get mauled to death.

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    shamille Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 1:56 am
    omg. the only ones who weren`t totally asking for it were the moose one and the whale one...
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    shamille Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 1:58 am
    aww that sucks for the lion. did they get him? i mean that one took a shot right when he was on his buddy but i can`t help but hope...
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    Tupper Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2007 at 2:17 am
    How bad were they at shooting the lion? Shame it didn`t take his pooty head off.
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 3:23 am
    What is entertaining about this? It`s just people getting hurt.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 3:28 am
    A-Muffin, people getting hurt is the foundation of roughly 78% of all visual entertainment. I totally made up that statistic, but my point is solid. Like they say in the news business: "If it bleeds, it leads."
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2007 at 3:36 am
    What the big yellow rubbery f*ck is getting posted on IAB these days? Seriously fancylad, this site sucks the big one since you took over from Buddy as webmaster (at least this one wasn`t a repost for once).

    This is a collection of sick voyeuristic videos of people getting mauled, maimed, and even KILLED by animals, for our `entertainment`. F*cking sick.

    The woman with the bull died in the end. I don`t know how the others ended up. Tigersword, Protozero, do you guys still think these were "hawt"?

    Wankers.

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    TeHrussian Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 3:51 am
    Stupid "humans"! Remember those hundreds of thousands years of evolution? Something about survival instincts? Did the last couple thousand years of "civilization" make you forget not to screw around with animals that can kill you if they wanted to?

    On a side note - damn gruesome! NOT what I come here to see!

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    summerfly Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 5:13 am
    Of course that Orca was pissed.
    Did you see how SMALL the tank was that he was in?!

    I`d be pissed too if I could only swim around in circles the size of my body

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:04 am
    Meh. I`m waiting for the `Ten Best EXPECTED Animal Attacks on Humans.` ;-)
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:08 am
    The sad thing is, I felt bad for the animals in most of those.
    The elephant one was hilarious.
    "I CANT GET OVER THE BABY ONE AWH." then her random shrieks. I`m glad they got revenge.
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    Quick350z28 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:15 am
    The woman raised her elbow over the cheetah, and the cheetah definately took that as a sign of dominancy or an act of aggression, the woman definately should have known better than to do that. And on the plus note for that cheetah, it was just proving a point..a cheetah can chase fifty miles an hour after a gazelle and grab it by the throat on the first shot, that woman was in the most vulnerable position and yet it only bit her arm, it had no intentions of killing her.

    As far as all you people who are complaining about the video...it has the words "best animal attacks on humans" in it, so if you are bothered by that sort of stuff, why even click it? Obviously it`s going to be bad news for people you idiots, no one twisted your arm. Besides a lot of those people deserved what they got, if not more, in the case of the lion hunter. I wish it grabbed him by his little throat and squeezed. Hey, let`s shoot a defensless lion, and high five after we kill it, we`ll be REAL men now

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    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:32 am
    i think all of them were deserved. they didnt show you the beginning of the moose one, so you dont know what the guy was doing before he got attacked. and there was also a baby moose on the scene, so he should have never even gone near it, anybody knows that.
    and the bullone was deserved too. i think its probably from a previous running of the bulls. its such a ridiculous festival, and when you provoke animals like that-especially male ones with a bad temperment-they are going to hurt you.

    and the hunter ones were really messed up.

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    kawawakaba
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:52 am
    davymid...."This is a collection of sick voyeuristic videos of people getting mauled, maimed, and even KILLED by animals, for our `entertainment`." Perhaps we should dissect your statement briefly. First of all, voyeuristic implies an obsession. I don`t believe that anybody who clicked on that video, youself included, has an obsession with watching humans be attacked by animals, nor do I think the bystanders who recorded them were doing so out of obsession. Second, I find it hard to believe that ANY of these videos were made for our entertainment. If some who view them are entertained, so be it. You obviously watched most or all of them without problem, since you comment on the various ways that said humans were harmed, so don`t pass judgment to others who did the same and enjoyed it. And learn to use english correctly for future posts, no need to incorrectly use words you don`t understand to prove the point that you don`t have, capiche?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2007 at 7:01 am
    My fav was the horse. "I`m gonna brand you, you big dumb animal." the farmer said the the horse. "I`m gonna brand YOU," replied the horse.
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    Aciliveth Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 7:04 am
    looks like #10 didnt play WoW enough

    lmfao!

    Eh, this was ok. Seen quite a few of these on TV already.

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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 7:47 am
    Poor cheetah. It didn`t even bite her that bad, and they like, hit it, and chased it off with a stick. I mean, c`mon, you`re stupid enough to sit with the wild animal anyway, you should get bit a few times to teach you a lesson.
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    Skyira Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 9:12 am
    so you still wanna save the animals eh PETA?...and this is why I`m not a vegan or vegetarian.

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    Doodally Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
    furry pr0n? Debateable.
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    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 9:58 am
    The horse one was awesome. It was just like `AWAY WITH YOU!` BANG
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    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 10:02 am
    The whale one just pissed me off
    Oh look, we`ve captured a creature that is used to huge vast ocean landscape. I KNOW, LETS CLIMB ON IT`S BACK AND RIDE IT!`
    Dumbass.
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    KingofFreaks Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 10:19 am
    where`s stingray vs steve irwin?


    ....too soon?

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
    kawawakaba^^^, "davymid... learn to use english correctly for future posts, no need to incorrectly use words you don`t understand to prove the point that you don`t have, capiche?"

    I have a perfectly consummate grasp of the english language. I do not associate voyeurism with obsession in any way, rather it is getting sick satisfaction or enjoyment over watching something... could be a nude person, could be someone getting gored to death by a bull. Maybe it`s a US vs British english thing.

    And as for the videos being for our entertainment, I said no such thing. I said the collection of these clips i.e. the link which I was commenting on, was for our entertainment. The subtle giveaway for me was "...I`ve just got the christmas spirit. In lite of my new found aura, i present you with the Top 10 Animal Attacks... Enjoy!"

    I clicked the video because I thought I would be watching people get hurt (funny), not watching people get killed (sick).

    Capiche?

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    cat4556 Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
    That deer really beat the poo out of that guy in #2. Kind of reminded me of the boxing kangaroo from Looney Toons.

    #9 was my favorite thought. Tigers are so awesome and that particular tiger was like the Batman of all tigers

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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Unexpected?! Are you drating stupid or something? That`s the stupidest damn title I`ve ever seen. All of these Darwin Award candidates should have anticipated at least the possibility of these attacks somewhere in their pea-sized brains.

    Let`s approach wild animals and see what happens. They`re all idiots for letting their guard down.

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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Unexpected would be a family Christmas video of the kids opening their presents when suddenly a wilderbeast comes charging around the corner and tramples Grandpa.

    The unexpected almost never really is if you use common sense.

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    SillyBella Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:49 am
    for #3 they deserve to die because they are poachers! I would have laughed if they did. For #2 he deserves to get beat up by a deer too because hunting is evil!!!!! >-(
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    CheryKoolaid Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:56 am
    All these people are idiots who should have known better (Except possibly for the moose one, the whale one for sure, and possibly the bull one if it wasn`t from the bull running, which it looked like).

    And that sad thing is, the animals are being punished and blamed. The Lion got killed, the deer probably did too. The cheetah got beat up, and I wonder what they did to that poor whale...

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    All videos are no longer available (off youtube)
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    ^ no they aint.

    But my God! i always walk my dog in a feild with Deers and they always run off. im scared now what if they attack me! agh!!

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    Brekee Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    The lion one was horrible. They killed the lion and he came out just fine. Dirty litte f*ckers killing for fun and money. That guy should have gotten his f*cking head torn off then the lion should have moved on to the rest of them.
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    72tour Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    The deer one pissed me off. Getting pounded by a deer and some guy is just standing there freakin` video taping? What a jerk, I`d never talk to him again. I can`t ever imagine a deer beating not hurting like hell.
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    Clayboy Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    The one with the lion pissed me off really bad!!! F-in Ahole hunters.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    HAHAH WOW!

    I`m up to vid 7.
    "OW!"
    "Are you alright?"
    "Haha, ya I`m fine :-D. OW!"
    "OWW! :-|..no..problem.."

    Umm NO. You aren`t fine a cheetah just took a big bite to your arm! I found it funny how she is trying to play it off like it`s all cool, despite the cheetah feasting on her arm.
    I understand being a trooper, but she is like laughing. Hahaha, the cheetah is eating me :-D.

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    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    The whale and the moose were the only ones that were totally uncalled for
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    togetec Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    The deer was the best. It kept hitting him and i just imagined it was saying to itself "STAY DOWN BIATCH!"
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    drworm1125 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    That was pretty awesome.
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    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    F*ck with a wild animal = You dead.
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    Cy Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    The deer was the best one. I`m not against hunting per se, but if the deer fights back and kills the hunter, you can`t really feel bad for him. Turnabout is fair play. You go, deer!
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    yusamajor Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    lmfao, i thought this was actually pretty hilarious. serves us humans right for imprisoning/hunting animals like we do. the blonde in the cheetah vid was evidence that blondes can be real dumbasses without trying, and the whale one was sad, but funny nonetheless. i don`t know if it`s cruel to laugh at these, but humans are idiots. no matter how tame an animal can get, they can still lose it on you if you tick them off. humans can`t be the masters of anything after all.
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    squinge69 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    The whale didn`t really attack her, if it really wanted to do some damage she would be dead, he just sort of thrashed her about in the water and she was screaming which made it seem worse than it actually was.

    The tiger was coolest IMO, it was all sneaky and leapt out of nowhere and the guy on elephant was like oh poo wtf!?!

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
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    December 24, 2007 at 9:01 am
    i love the hunter getting beaten by the deer.justice!!!
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    ivansnavi Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    The irony here is that the actual score is animals: undetermined, humans: somewhere in the trillions

    in b4 petafags

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    G00dGirl Female 18-29
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    December 27, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    The bit with the whale, it doesn`t look like aggression to me. If he wanted to harm her he would`ve torn her apart and she wouldn`t stand a chance with all that time being in the pool. He was playing with her by shoving her around. He held onto her leg as she got out, wanting his "toy" back. I see no blood or wounds, it`s all exagerrated as usual.

    Even if he was trying to kill her, I wouldn`t blame him. I`d be pretty pissed off in a crappy park being used to entertain kids too.

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