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Date: 11/06/07 02:13 AM

99 Responses to Wedgie-Proof Underwear

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    Link: Wedgie-Proof Underwear - There`s a reason why these boys needed to invent this underwear.
  2. Profile photo of TigerSword
    TigerSword Male 13-17
    139 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Because they are nerds.
  3. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:19 am
    there`s already an invention to prevent wedgies, a fist to the face of the offending bully. hit back, and they`ll leave. always works.
  4. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:19 am
    those nerds want to be safe, protect there asses from thongdom!
  5. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:21 am
    hehe..thats cool.
  6. Profile photo of ketchupkid
    ketchupkid Male 13-17
    17 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:21 am
    Ya know, I have never had/gave a wedgie in my entire life.

    Maybe I am just really lucky.

  7. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:21 am
    but they are nerds. look at their pants!! High and their shirts tucked in!! lol
  8. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:23 am
    wedgie proof underwear...this is bad news for us bullies...
  9. Profile photo of ketchupkid
    ketchupkid Male 13-17
    17 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:24 am
    "but they are nerds. look at their pants!! High and their shirts tucked in!! lol"

    Chances are, there parents did that to them, these kids are barely old enough to dress themselves, none the less look proper on National Television.

  10. Profile photo of dogfeet
    dogfeet Male 30-39
    163 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:33 am
    stupid idiotic good-for-nothing invention that`s good for nothing and stupid and idiotic... stupid.
  11. Profile photo of dogfeet
    dogfeet Male 30-39
    163 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:34 am
    FAIL!
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:08 am
    publicly admitting you thought of this invention is reason enough to give them wedgies.
  13. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Cool for kids... who get wedgies...I guess.. I didn`t even know that they still gave those.. I`ve never gotten one. On my own yes... :]
  14. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Well, um, um, they should have invented a verbal crutch eliminator. COUNT it!
  15. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:21 am
    naturally, fox news would consider this newsworthy.
  16. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Wait... if they rip that part off, cant they just grab the main part of the underwear adn wedgie em?

    or the bully will punch him in the face after he rips it off...

  17. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:35 am
    So... This is news?
  18. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Yea, who cares what`s happening around the world? I`d rather hear that all kids are now safe from wedgies. /sarcasm
  19. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:54 am
    Haha! It`s funny because you know they are constant victims!

    Anyway, if you loose your underpants during the proccess, why don`t you just go commando in the first place?

  20. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:10 am
    They`d be useless around here, you just get big meaty lads trying to `butt you in the face.
  21. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:41 am
    You know that underwear is going up on a flag pole later!
  22. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:11 am
    lol Akappy that would be funny to see
  23. Profile photo of birk_feed_me
    birk_feed_me Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:46 am
    Oh... my... god. Awkward!
  24. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:07 am
    who gets wedgies......oh yeah, i remember.....hahaha stupid nerds, jk
  25. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:49 am
    are american kids that horrible that you need that in primary school????, jesus christ, we were actually nice to each other in primary school...
  26. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:19 am
    I love how the presenter said that they `discovered` wedgie proof underwear at the end of that clip - as if the kids had found it buried somewhere, lol
  27. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:46 am
    Haha, I love the bit:

    So justin, is your underwear around you knees now?

    (long Pause)

    Yes.

  28. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:26 am
    0h calm down. It`s a little kids` invention. No need to bash it so harshly.
    And yes, I`m sure their parents dressed them.
  29. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:58 am
    oh, the technological advances columbus has given us...
  30. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:17 am
    Ill remember to just punch them out instead of giving them a wedgie.
  31. Profile photo of dojo
    dojo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:20 am
    hahahaha. Only in America you would need to invent something like this :D
  32. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:57 am
    so you dont get a wedgie, but you`re left without underwear...
  33. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
    aww they`re cute and proud of their invention!
  34. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 11:25 am
    wtf, cant we go a day with out bashing america, this does not represent all of americans, those 2 are just pussies...
  35. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
    They say necessity is the mother of invention. Kind of makes me feel bad for these kids that they felt this was necessary.
  36. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
    That sucks, should make a better way than it just ripping, that would be plain embarrassing.... should just like, get a gun...
  37. Profile photo of DoggyTom
    DoggyTom Male 13-17
    94 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    Invent legal steroids that make your run faster O.o (away from the bullies ;-P)
  38. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    1 get a gun (check)
    2 get leagal steriods (check)

    IM REDAY FOR DA BULLAYS!

  39. Profile photo of sniugnep
    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    "5 million people are already dead from the bebonic plague sweeping america. But anyway, On to more important news. Two boys have discovered WEDGIE PROOF UNDERWEAR! Wow!!!"
  40. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    primary schools here arent nice..
    where the hell did you go?
    !
  41. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1516 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    umm...what are they supposed to do when the bully runs off with part of, or their entire underwear? your doomed for the rest of the day cause you gots not panties!!
  42. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    w/e. I dont care for such uselessness
  43. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    I agree with ICN
    "there`s already an invention to prevent wedgies, a fist to the face of the offending bully. hit back, and they`ll leave. always works."

    Ye i tried that out :D It really does... and i didnt even punch hard

  44. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    What they really need is kick-proof asses.
  45. Profile photo of Wesc
    Wesc Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Once the (under)pants come off, the bully will take off these kids` trousers and run away with them... leaving them naked where it matters. That`s even worse than a wedgie.
  46. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Oh wow. That was....crap.
  47. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    lol do people seriously give wedgies? ive never seen that. anyway, wasnt it just better to not wear underwear at all? that should solve your problem. =D
  48. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    So...if you`re a bully...and you find out about a kid who wears these wedgie-proof underwear...wouldn`t you just WANT to rip the band off them each and every day? Seems like these would make a kid MORE of a wedgie target.
  49. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    I`ve never seen anyone get a wedgie at my school
  50. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    "so is your underwear around your knees?"
    "yes"

    didnt quite think that one through very well, did they? FAIL.

  51. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    so they are going to walk around all day with no underwear on after the wedgie

    stupid

  52. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    One thing i noticed, wait... what did i notice again...?
  53. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    Oooh yeah, they`re the "Rip Away 1000"... So, there were 999 designss before that one...?
  54. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    Designs*
  55. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    biffyclyro27, kids don`t give wedgies in America. Guys get picked on by guys usually and think about it. One guy sticks his hands in anothers pants...

    This invention would have been useful thirty years ago. F+ for effort.

    Otherwise...MEGAFAIL!

  56. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    As far as I know, nobody ever gave someone else a wedgie at my school. That only happens on TV.

    What *did* happen was people pantsing each other. For those who don`t know, that`s when someone sneaks up one someone else and pulls their pants down. But people always seemed to just laugh about that. *shrug*

  57. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    yea i got pantsed but never wedgie plus the wedgie proof underwears dont prevent melvins(thats a wedgie from the front) more painful and funner to give.
  58. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Uhh... Wedgies?
  59. Profile photo of TwilightX
    TwilightX Male 13-17
    59 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Freaking inbreeding.

    These two are close to the spelling bee champ...

  60. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    LOL
    "are your underpants around your knees"
    *pause*

    "yes"

  61. Profile photo of Evilsock
    Evilsock Male 13-17
    28 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    Trujuggalo i`m suprised youve never gotten a wedgie before looking at your picture..

    X man yahhh!!!
    Nerd..

  62. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    so it just tears his underwear off?? like they are all bare and free under his pants??
  63. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    omg this is just on the news so people could laugh at the poor kids
  64. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    now im tempted to think around their idea to give the little geeks a wedgie
  65. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    trujuggalo - holy poo, looking at ur picture really showed me the kind of people who need inventions such as wedgie proof underwear
  66. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Fox News = horrible. This is yet more proof.
  67. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    The meek seem to be inheriting the earth. I was never wedgied, but I was pantsed. However it was more like a "Wtf are you doing?" moment than an "OMG! I wanna die from embarrassment!"
  68. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    lmao. nice.
  69. Profile photo of LoudIsGood
    LoudIsGood Male 13-17
    68 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    This is good marketing. The only kids who get wedgies are the kids who watch Fox and Friends.

    :P

  70. Profile photo of chad_the_bad
    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
    132 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    i so coulda used these before i became cool
  71. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    you know... you could just as easily give them a wedgie with their own pants... and im sure underwear with velcro is the solution. haha geez how uncomfortable.
  72. Profile photo of emoshayna
    emoshayna Female 13-17
    22 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    maybe i need that...jk...no one gives wedgies at our school...cuz if u do ull get suspended and then go to secondary school for like a week...picking up dog crap...lol!
  73. Profile photo of emoshayna
    emoshayna Female 13-17
    22 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    loudisgood-nice comment seriously..wait i watch fox and friends-their my only friends!!lol jk

  74. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    "now, jared, is your underwear around your ankles?"
    "....yes."

    GOLDEN!

  75. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    The Invention Convention is full of stupid little projects like this that give the adults a laugh, believe me. Big waste of time and money, and a huge burden on the children forced into it.

    No kid gives wedgies anymore, they`d rather hit/smack/scratch/bite/kick/etc. than give wedgies. And just wait, now that they`ve been televised, they`ll be on the receiving end of quite a few wedgies, and grow up forever being known as "those weird wedgie kids."

    Also, I think these kids might have been mentally retarded; notice the blank sloppy looks on their faces and the way they sorta wobbled around? It confused me how the newscasters said "get up slowly" too, normally it`d be all "hop on up there." :/

  76. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    "now, is your underwear around your knees?" "...y-yes" HAHAHAHAH
  77. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    I can`t stand listen to them talk, no wonder why they get wedgies.
  78. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    what a stupid invention. what do u do once your underwear is not on you anymore? weird....
  79. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    The ultimate nerds of the skool yard invent poo things like this
  80. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    I might take that band and snap your ass with it! LOL
  81. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 1:17 am
    Oh those kids are going to get eaten alive in High School. On the plus side they`ll still have their invention to fall back on ;)
  82. Profile photo of mrbuzz
    mrbuzz Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2007 at 1:35 am
    when i first saw the title i was thinking of like 15 - 16 yr olds
  83. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 2:08 am
    I think they have those where i work.... chip n dales....... the male strip club..... yeah.....
  84. Profile photo of damoo
    damoo Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2007 at 2:55 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  85. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 6:54 am
    god why do twins always dress the same??? it pisses me off cause i find it hard to be different in school!!!!

    P.S. (i know he was wearing a tie that was different to his brother)

  86. Profile photo of quaker4848
    quaker4848 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    Wow waz akward..... ummmmmm yea that would be akward calling home and going mom i need sum new underwear cuz sum kid stole mine
  87. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    LMAO at his face when they said "Well the underwear is round your knees right now?"

    As a bully, if that happened I would use the band to strangle them, making a much more serious attack than a wedgie.

  88. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    Do bullies even give wedgies anymore? I thought they just shot kids now.
  89. Profile photo of Pendergast
    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    No... the kids they bully shoot other kids
  90. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    "now, unfortuantely, jared, is your underwear around your knees?"

    ...

    "...yes..."

    lol

  91. Profile photo of Melonology
    Melonology Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 8, 2007 at 5:19 am
    So after the underwear is gone the bully pulls down your pants and you are left there naked. Great idea. At least you don`t have to worry about being embarrassed by a wedgie anymore...
  92. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 8, 2007 at 9:02 am
    Another `15 minutes of fame` down the tubes.
  93. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:14 am
    Dogfeet: Woah there boyo, no need to get so upset and emotional about it. Easy, easy.
    To think such a thing would be needed makes me laugh rather immaturely, I admit that.
    This is probably because I`m from a civilized culture, where we simply don`t do such things to each other?
    I see biffyclory27 hinted at the same phenomenon.
    Amazing.
  94. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:23 am
    Furthermore:
    TheGrag: "wtf, cant we go a day with out bashing america, this does not represent all of americans, those 2 are just pussies..."
    ...
    "those 2 are just pussies..."
    Let`s see what other US citizen had to say:
    ntakalt: "I can`t stand listen to them talk, no wonder why they get wedgies."
    Smaurai77: "I might take that band and snap your ass with it! LOL"
    Pendergast: "the kids they bully shoot other kids"

    And you wonder why we bash you?

  95. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    November 11, 2007 at 12:09 am
    OMG!
    why would they put those poor kids on TV?
    LoL...
  96. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 12:52 am
    or better yet make friends and dont get wedgied
  97. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Wedgies barely exist now. (And their heads....are HUGE!!) D=
  98. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    watch the ticker on the bottom it talks about child genocide in darfur
  99. Profile photo of gracekelly
    gracekelly Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm
    those kids were adorable

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