Wedgie-Proof Underwear

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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There"s a reason why these boys needed to invent this underwear.
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Female 16
those kids were adorable
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Male 450
watch the ticker on the bottom it talks about child genocide in darfur
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Female 2,064
Wedgies barely exist now. (And their heads....are HUGE!!) D=
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Male 447
or better yet make friends and dont get wedgied
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Female 241
OMG!
why would they put those poor kids on TV?
LoL...
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Male 382
Furthermore:
TheGrag: "wtf, cant we go a day with out bashing america, this does not represent all of americans, those 2 are just pussies..."
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"those 2 are just pussies..."
Let`s see what other US citizen had to say:
ntakalt: "I can`t stand listen to them talk, no wonder why they get wedgies."
Smaurai77: "I might take that band and snap your ass with it! LOL"
Pendergast: "the kids they bully shoot other kids"

And you wonder why we bash you?

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Male 382
Dogfeet: Woah there boyo, no need to get so upset and emotional about it. Easy, easy.
To think such a thing would be needed makes me laugh rather immaturely, I admit that.
This is probably because I`m from a civilized culture, where we simply don`t do such things to each other?
I see biffyclory27 hinted at the same phenomenon.
Amazing.
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Male 1,590
Another `15 minutes of fame` down the tubes.
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Male 22
So after the underwear is gone the bully pulls down your pants and you are left there naked. Great idea. At least you don`t have to worry about being embarrassed by a wedgie anymore...
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Female 203
"now, unfortuantely, jared, is your underwear around your knees?"

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"...yes..."

lol

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Female 63
No... the kids they bully shoot other kids
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Female 1,062
Do bullies even give wedgies anymore? I thought they just shot kids now.
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Male 388
LMAO at his face when they said "Well the underwear is round your knees right now?"

As a bully, if that happened I would use the band to strangle them, making a much more serious attack than a wedgie.

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Female 19
Wow waz akward..... ummmmmm yea that would be akward calling home and going mom i need sum new underwear cuz sum kid stole mine
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Male 572
god why do twins always dress the same??? it pisses me off cause i find it hard to be different in school!!!!

P.S. (i know he was wearing a tie that was different to his brother)

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Male 292
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 97
I think they have those where i work.... chip n dales....... the male strip club..... yeah.....
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Male 4
when i first saw the title i was thinking of like 15 - 16 yr olds
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Female 500
Oh those kids are going to get eaten alive in High School. On the plus side they`ll still have their invention to fall back on ;)
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Male 135
I might take that band and snap your ass with it! LOL
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Female 1,470
The ultimate nerds of the skool yard invent poo things like this
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Male 98
what a stupid invention. what do u do once your underwear is not on you anymore? weird....
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Female 1,697
I can`t stand listen to them talk, no wonder why they get wedgies.
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Female 2,695
"now, is your underwear around your knees?" "...y-yes" HAHAHAHAH
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Female 359
The Invention Convention is full of stupid little projects like this that give the adults a laugh, believe me. Big waste of time and money, and a huge burden on the children forced into it.

No kid gives wedgies anymore, they`d rather hit/smack/scratch/bite/kick/etc. than give wedgies. And just wait, now that they`ve been televised, they`ll be on the receiving end of quite a few wedgies, and grow up forever being known as "those weird wedgie kids."

Also, I think these kids might have been mentally retarded; notice the blank sloppy looks on their faces and the way they sorta wobbled around? It confused me how the newscasters said "get up slowly" too, normally it`d be all "hop on up there." :/

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Female 161
"now, jared, is your underwear around your ankles?"
"....yes."

GOLDEN!

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Female 22
loudisgood-nice comment seriously..wait i watch fox and friends-their my only friends!!lol jk

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Female 22
maybe i need that...jk...no one gives wedgies at our school...cuz if u do ull get suspended and then go to secondary school for like a week...picking up dog crap...lol!
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Male 342
you know... you could just as easily give them a wedgie with their own pants... and im sure underwear with velcro is the solution. haha geez how uncomfortable.
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Male 132
i so coulda used these before i became cool
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Male 68
This is good marketing. The only kids who get wedgies are the kids who watch Fox and Friends.

:P

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Female 263
lmao. nice.
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Male 9,305
The meek seem to be inheriting the earth. I was never wedgied, but I was pantsed. However it was more like a "Wtf are you doing?" moment than an "OMG! I wanna die from embarrassment!"
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Male 1,455
Fox News = horrible. This is yet more proof.
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Male 195
trujuggalo - holy poo, looking at ur picture really showed me the kind of people who need inventions such as wedgie proof underwear
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Male 195
now im tempted to think around their idea to give the little geeks a wedgie
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Female 2,196
omg this is just on the news so people could laugh at the poor kids
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Female 1,944
so it just tears his underwear off?? like they are all bare and free under his pants??
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Male 28
Trujuggalo i`m suprised youve never gotten a wedgie before looking at your picture..

X man yahhh!!!
Nerd..

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Female 273
LOL
"are your underpants around your knees"
*pause*

"yes"

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Male 59
Freaking inbreeding.

These two are close to the spelling bee champ...

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Male 474
Uhh... Wedgies?
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Male 405
yea i got pantsed but never wedgie plus the wedgie proof underwears dont prevent melvins(thats a wedgie from the front) more painful and funner to give.
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Female 486
As far as I know, nobody ever gave someone else a wedgie at my school. That only happens on TV.

What *did* happen was people pantsing each other. For those who don`t know, that`s when someone sneaks up one someone else and pulls their pants down. But people always seemed to just laugh about that. *shrug*

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Female 267

biffyclyro27, kids don`t give wedgies in America. Guys get picked on by guys usually and think about it. One guy sticks his hands in anothers pants...

This invention would have been useful thirty years ago. F+ for effort.

Otherwise...MEGAFAIL!

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Male 1,114
Designs*
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Male 1,114
Oooh yeah, they`re the "Rip Away 1000"... So, there were 999 designss before that one...?
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Male 1,114
One thing i noticed, wait... what did i notice again...?
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Female 224
so they are going to walk around all day with no underwear on after the wedgie

stupid

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Male 1,386
"so is your underwear around your knees?"
"yes"

didnt quite think that one through very well, did they? FAIL.

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Female 352
I`ve never seen anyone get a wedgie at my school
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Male 223
So...if you`re a bully...and you find out about a kid who wears these wedgie-proof underwear...wouldn`t you just WANT to rip the band off them each and every day? Seems like these would make a kid MORE of a wedgie target.
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Male 1,003
lol do people seriously give wedgies? ive never seen that. anyway, wasnt it just better to not wear underwear at all? that should solve your problem. =D
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Female 229
Oh wow. That was....crap.
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Male 18
Once the (under)pants come off, the bully will take off these kids` trousers and run away with them... leaving them naked where it matters. That`s even worse than a wedgie.
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Male 1,590
What they really need is kick-proof asses.
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Male 317
I agree with ICN
"there`s already an invention to prevent wedgies, a fist to the face of the offending bully. hit back, and they`ll leave. always works."

Ye i tried that out :D It really does... and i didnt even punch hard

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Male 10,440
w/e. I dont care for such uselessness
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Female 1,564
umm...what are they supposed to do when the bully runs off with part of, or their entire underwear? your doomed for the rest of the day cause you gots not panties!!
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Female 3,001
primary schools here arent nice..
where the hell did you go?
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Female 330
"5 million people are already dead from the bebonic plague sweeping america. But anyway, On to more important news. Two boys have discovered WEDGIE PROOF UNDERWEAR! Wow!!!"
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Male 1,497
1 get a gun (check)
2 get leagal steriods (check)

IM REDAY FOR DA BULLAYS!

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Male 94
Invent legal steroids that make your run faster O.o (away from the bullies ;-P)
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Male 1,114
That sucks, should make a better way than it just ripping, that would be plain embarrassing.... should just like, get a gun...
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Male 459
They say necessity is the mother of invention. Kind of makes me feel bad for these kids that they felt this was necessary.
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Male 1,497
wtf, cant we go a day with out bashing america, this does not represent all of americans, those 2 are just pussies...
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Female 160
aww they`re cute and proud of their invention!
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Male 313
so you dont get a wedgie, but you`re left without underwear...
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Male 6
hahahaha. Only in America you would need to invent something like this :D
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Male 1,275
Ill remember to just punch them out instead of giving them a wedgie.
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Female 1,306
oh, the technological advances columbus has given us...
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Female 767
0h calm down. It`s a little kids` invention. No need to bash it so harshly.
And yes, I`m sure their parents dressed them.
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Male 237
Haha, I love the bit:

So justin, is your underwear around you knees now?

(long Pause)

Yes.

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Female 399
I love how the presenter said that they `discovered` wedgie proof underwear at the end of that clip - as if the kids had found it buried somewhere, lol
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Male 151
are american kids that horrible that you need that in primary school????, jesus christ, we were actually nice to each other in primary school...
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Male 1,093
who gets wedgies......oh yeah, i remember.....hahaha stupid nerds, jk
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Male 31
Oh... my... god. Awkward!
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Male 888
lol Akappy that would be funny to see
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Male 2,586
You know that underwear is going up on a flag pole later!
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Female 264
They`d be useless around here, you just get big meaty lads trying to `butt you in the face.
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Male 732
Haha! It`s funny because you know they are constant victims!

Anyway, if you loose your underpants during the proccess, why don`t you just go commando in the first place?

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Male 317
Yea, who cares what`s happening around the world? I`d rather hear that all kids are now safe from wedgies. /sarcasm
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Male 1,882
So... This is news?
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Male 1,497
Wait... if they rip that part off, cant they just grab the main part of the underwear adn wedgie em?

or the bully will punch him in the face after he rips it off...

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Male 2,076
naturally, fox news would consider this newsworthy.
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Male 2,616
Well, um, um, they should have invented a verbal crutch eliminator. COUNT it!
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Male 991
Cool for kids... who get wedgies...I guess.. I didn`t even know that they still gave those.. I`ve never gotten one. On my own yes... :]
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Male 4,793
publicly admitting you thought of this invention is reason enough to give them wedgies.
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Male 164
FAIL!
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Male 164
stupid idiotic good-for-nothing invention that`s good for nothing and stupid and idiotic... stupid.
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Male 17
"but they are nerds. look at their pants!! High and their shirts tucked in!! lol"

Chances are, there parents did that to them, these kids are barely old enough to dress themselves, none the less look proper on National Television.

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2,767
wedgie proof underwear...this is bad news for us bullies...
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Female 150
but they are nerds. look at their pants!! High and their shirts tucked in!! lol
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Male 17
Ya know, I have never had/gave a wedgie in my entire life.

Maybe I am just really lucky.

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Female 150
hehe..thats cool.
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Male 1,497
those nerds want to be safe, protect there asses from thongdom!
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Male 336
there`s already an invention to prevent wedgies, a fist to the face of the offending bully. hit back, and they`ll leave. always works.
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Male 139
Because they are nerds.
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Male 20,830
Link: Wedgie-Proof Underwear [Rate Link] - There`s a reason why these boys needed to invent this underwear.
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