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Category: Weird
Date: 11/05/07 02:10 AM

53 Responses to Turtleboy

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Link: Turtleboy - He really seems to like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  2. Profile photo of redomega
    redomega Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Kowabunga Dude!
  3. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:15 am
    He smoked that stream of water.
  4. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:16 am
    can you say omfgpukealloverthekeyboard?
  5. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:19 am
    ^haha, man you guys are nasty, where the hell do you find this buddy? haha I don`t want to know. What`s with all this weird porn?
  6. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:20 am
    you call that a turtle impersonation, were was his shell?
  7. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:23 am
    MY EYES THEY BURN! THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!
  8. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Turtleboy needs a bra. Nice song though.
  9. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Reminds me of the overly obsessed TMNT woman posted awhile back. . .these guys should date
  10. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:03 am
    wow i was seriously expecting a repost of "I like turtles!" but hm...not sure what to say to this one.
  11. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I wonder if he`s a terrorist and the government is torturing him into revealing his secrets. O_O It certainly looks like cruel and unusual punishment.


    ... Nah, he`s just creepy. And nasty. And pathetic. D;

  12. Profile photo of death_waffle
    death_waffle Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:15 am
    this is what you get when you take kids off their meds so suck it scientologists
  13. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:08 am
    W......T......F??
  14. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:14 am
    That... Was the grossest thing I`ve ever seen in my life.
  15. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:51 am
    Being mentally demented must be so fun
  16. Profile photo of Sudburyman
    Sudburyman Male 30-39
    23 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:14 am
    He probably lost a bet.
  17. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:39 am
    I`m not sure about this, but I think he might be developmentally challenged*.

    *Substitute whatever term you think is most PC.

  18. Profile photo of YamiGigaPhil
    YamiGigaPhil Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:12 am
    Star wars kid anyone?
  19. Profile photo of Nintendohnut
    Nintendohnut Male 18-29
    111 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:14 am
    ^^ Exactly what I was gonna say. A weak attempt at being the new Star Wars Kid. Really hope it doesn`t work
  20. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:29 am
    oh my!
    self humiliation at its finest.
    i would put good money on the fact that this vid clip will mos def come back to haunt him!
    DUMB ARSE!
  21. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:14 am
    lol@Kyur..was that from futurama?
  22. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:09 am
    reminded me of that one girl that was obsessed with them too...

    and... those nunchucks looked so stupid...

  23. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:48 am
    lol, hes one of those people who hates everyone but lives on the fact that if aliens ever came to earth, he could use his cool `moves` to kill them. hes deluded...
  24. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
    What a sad, sad kid. Didn`t need to see the hideous green buttcrack, though.
  25. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    Instant retard, just add water.
  26. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    Where`s Vanilla Ice when you need him?
  27. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Ew dude...

    Gross green crack.

  28. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    oh my dear god.
  29. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    ... woooooahhhhh.
  30. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
  31. Profile photo of jtl10777
    jtl10777 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    wtf of the day?
  32. Profile photo of petle_13
    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    Girls like guys with awesome skillz! Bow staff skillz, nunchuck skillz....
  33. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA WTF
  34. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    no no no no no.
  35. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    "That... Was the grossest thing I`ve ever seen in my life."

    I take it you`ve never seen Tubgirl.

  36. Profile photo of williskewlas
    williskewlas Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    wait a sec is that the star wars kid painted green
  37. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    It won`t load for me. Judging by other comments, I think that is a good thing.
  38. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    EEwwwww...asscrack.....

    More like a turtle porno lol...

  39. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    390 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Yami beat me too it.

    An incredibly weak attempt to be the new star wars kid.

    What a freak aswell. He looked like a hardcore dancer on LSD. MOSH!

  40. Profile photo of JannyMN
    JannyMN Female 18-29
    30 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    I`m sure I`m not the only one wishing he was wearing something not so *revealing* -- because eww. Boxers or something would have really helped.
  41. Profile photo of missaquafina
    missaquafina Female 18-29
    208 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:36 am
    Itsdude56, that quote was from the simpsons, eposide 2f17 radioactive man
  42. Profile photo of RuneSpider
    RuneSpider Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:47 am
    I was hoping for something more like "Turtle Turtle!" (Turtley enough for the turtle club?)
    Instead of... a guy... wearing... green paint.
  43. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:52 am
    Loser
  44. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 10:41 am
    I bet this started as a "I bet you wouldnt" kinda thing :P

    btw, why where i watching a nerd with social/attention problems, all smered up in cheap 2 bucks a gallon green paint, while he`s brother (im guessing) is spraying him with a hoze, like in some sort of a very nughty movie
    during a lame atempt to get his parents to pay atemntion to him, whyyy!?

  45. Profile photo of bassstud09
    bassstud09 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    star wars kid was funny because he actually was trying to be awesome, this guys is trying to be as stupid as star wars kid looked, which is why it is lame.

    if that made sense

  46. Profile photo of gakuzuki
    gakuzuki Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    Starwars kid would totally kick turtleboy`s ass
  47. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    that kid would never make it in the life of TMNT
    1.) no fudgein shell
    2.) turtles are buff
    3.) master splinter woulnd not aprove
    4.) all turltes except donatello had 2 weapons he had merly one nunchuk
    5.) no pizza

    so WTF? is wrong with the kid

  48. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 12:15 am
    this is worse than the starwars kid
  49. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 1:30 am
    Never in my life have I`ve seen anything as hideous as that. God help society.
  50. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 6:20 am
    oh golly gosh.
    what a character.
  51. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 7:07 am
    MY EYES!!!!
  52. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    November 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    Thats just weird...
  53. Profile photo of anima_sin
    anima_sin Female 18-29
    75 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Oh-My-God....
    My eyes!...My eyes!....

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