Turtleboy

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Weird

He really seems to like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
There are 53 comments:
Female 75
Oh-My-God....
My eyes!...My eyes!....
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Male 944
Thats just weird...
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Male 572
MY EYES!!!!
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Male 259
oh golly gosh.
what a character.
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Female 500
Never in my life have I`ve seen anything as hideous as that. God help society.
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Male 336
this is worse than the starwars kid
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Male 405
that kid would never make it in the life of TMNT
1.) no fudgein shell
2.) turtles are buff
3.) master splinter woulnd not aprove
4.) all turltes except donatello had 2 weapons he had merly one nunchuk
5.) no pizza

so WTF? is wrong with the kid

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Male 57
Starwars kid would totally kick turtleboy`s ass
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Male 192
star wars kid was funny because he actually was trying to be awesome, this guys is trying to be as stupid as star wars kid looked, which is why it is lame.

if that made sense

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Male 3,619
I bet this started as a "I bet you wouldnt" kinda thing :P

btw, why where i watching a nerd with social/attention problems, all smered up in cheap 2 bucks a gallon green paint, while he`s brother (im guessing) is spraying him with a hoze, like in some sort of a very nughty movie
during a lame atempt to get his parents to pay atemntion to him, whyyy!?

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Male 1,275
Loser
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Male 12
I was hoping for something more like "Turtle Turtle!" (Turtley enough for the turtle club?)
Instead of... a guy... wearing... green paint.
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Female 208
Itsdude56, that quote was from the simpsons, eposide 2f17 radioactive man
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Female 30
I`m sure I`m not the only one wishing he was wearing something not so *revealing* -- because eww. Boxers or something would have really helped.
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Male 388
Yami beat me too it.

An incredibly weak attempt to be the new star wars kid.

What a freak aswell. He looked like a hardcore dancer on LSD. MOSH!

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Female 267
EEwwwww...asscrack.....

More like a turtle porno lol...

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Female 191
It won`t load for me. Judging by other comments, I think that is a good thing.
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Male 22
wait a sec is that the star wars kid painted green
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Male 1,590
"That... Was the grossest thing I`ve ever seen in my life."

I take it you`ve never seen Tubgirl.

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Male 2,076
no no no no no.
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Female 2,695
O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA WTF
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Female 201
Girls like guys with awesome skillz! Bow staff skillz, nunchuck skillz....
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Male 11
wtf of the day?
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Female 187
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
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Female 655
... woooooahhhhh.
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Male 286
oh my dear god.
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Female 1,158
Ew dude...

Gross green crack.

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Male 578
Where`s Vanilla Ice when you need him?
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Male 89
Instant retard, just add water.
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Male 223
What a sad, sad kid. Didn`t need to see the hideous green buttcrack, though.
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Male 773
lol, hes one of those people who hates everyone but lives on the fact that if aliens ever came to earth, he could use his cool `moves` to kill them. hes deluded...
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Male 1,497
reminded me of that one girl that was obsessed with them too...

and... those nunchucks looked so stupid...

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Male 888
[email protected] that from futurama?
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Male 1,704
oh my!
self humiliation at its finest.
i would put good money on the fact that this vid clip will mos def come back to haunt him!
DUMB ARSE!
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Male 111
^^ Exactly what I was gonna say. A weak attempt at being the new Star Wars Kid. Really hope it doesn`t work
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Male 149
Star wars kid anyone?
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Male 176
I`m not sure about this, but I think he might be developmentally challenged*.

*Substitute whatever term you think is most PC.

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Male 23
He probably lost a bet.
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Male 810
Being mentally demented must be so fun
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Female 302
That... Was the grossest thing I`ve ever seen in my life.
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Male 965
W......T......F??
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Male 28
this is what you get when you take kids off their meds so suck it scientologists
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Female 192
I wonder if he`s a terrorist and the government is torturing him into revealing his secrets. O_O It certainly looks like cruel and unusual punishment.


... Nah, he`s just creepy. And nasty. And pathetic. D;

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Male 226
wow i was seriously expecting a repost of "I like turtles!" but hm...not sure what to say to this one.
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Male 300
Reminds me of the overly obsessed TMNT woman posted awhile back. . .these guys should date
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Male 437
Turtleboy needs a bra. Nice song though.
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Male 896
MY EYES THEY BURN! THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!
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Male 453
you call that a turtle impersonation, were was his shell?
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Male 411
^haha, man you guys are nasty, where the hell do you find this buddy? haha I don`t want to know. What`s with all this weird porn?
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Male 570
can you say omfgpukealloverthekeyboard?
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Male 2,616
He smoked that stream of water.
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Male 2
Kowabunga Dude!
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Male 10,115
Link: Turtleboy [Rate Link] - He really seems to like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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