Tom Cruise is a Cock-Block

Submitted by: chamoloco 9 years ago in Funny

This guy does a pretty damn good Tom Cruise.
There are 55 comments:
Male 99
ha ha, party ending at 4 o`clock. lame.
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Female 95
I`m not shoplifting the pooty???
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Female 509
hahaha
the best part was


"Did Tom Cruise just steal our fish?

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Male 425
Very well done and a great impersonation. Just not that funny...
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Male 93
"Tom Cruise...come out of the closet, Tom Cruise"

This just in, Tom Cruise and John Travolta came out of the closet

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Male 135
hey guys...i-a-b is blocking us from saying c*ck...so woudlnt i-a-b be the c*ockblock??
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Female 700
ok, did they over lay the tom cruise voice or does that guy just sound like tom cruise. cus I cant freakin tell.

Love the ending.. He stole their fish! lol

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Male 18
And Elmo why dont you calm down a bit? Just because someone is a tad annoying doesnt mean you have to resort to caps lock and the f-bomb.
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Male 18
It was pretty well done, just not that funny.
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Male 1,029
what the farmer is a rooster-block??? omg it stops me from saying c-o-c-k!!! it changes it to rooster !!!!!!!
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We get the point SHUT THE F*CK UP.
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Male 98
oh it let me say bitch and dick lol.
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Male 98
drat this! cmortime is right! i cant believe it wont let me say rooster or poo or drat or non-nice individual or bitch or dick!

ok im done.

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Male 11
Damn it! what the drat is happening? poo, Im trying to drating Kuss and it won`t Work! Pussy, Fart, non-nice individual.
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Male 11
What a little poo!
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Male 11
what a rooster!
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Male 91
" What was the name of the song in the credits "

I think it was danger zone

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Male 1,455
"The guy who used to do Chef`s voice in South Park was a Scientologist. We don`t hate him now, do we?"

Yes, we do. He was just fine with South Park making fun of every religion under the sun, until they DARED to mock Scientology, at which point he got offended and left. Just because Chef is a nice, kind character doesn`t make the actor less of a bastard.

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Male 101
bitch
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Male 101
OMG! it did. rooster rooster rooster rooster rooster rooster!
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Male 101
really? rooster!
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Female 4
It would have been more believable if Cruise had been making a move on a guy.
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Male 946
i watched 4 a half second to see if it ws the same as these
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DW48_mATuYU
`fine! your team can be ... hadrians wall!`
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Female 285
That really wasn`t funny. at all.
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Male 272
Lol @ catbarf.
The guy who used to do Chef`s voice in South Park was a Scientologist. We don`t hate him now, do we?
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Male 1,455
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist. And that is reason enough to hate him.
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Male 93
what you don`t know is that actually IS Tom Cruise and he is a douchebag
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Female 1,306
hey...it didnt change it that time. AUGHH!!
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Female 1,306
what if i want to say c-o-c-k a doodle doo for some strange unexplained reason?

....cock a doodle doo!

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Female 2,027
wow that guy even laughs like tom cruise wow!
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Female 1,306
AUGH EVEN WHEN I SAY c-zero-c-k it changes it. darn them!
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Female 1,306
they totally stole their fish.

he really is a rooster block.

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Male 164
ha ha love it

whats happend to i-am-bored rencently? theres been a loada good stuff uploaded onto it lately

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Male 91
Awesome, best and funniest impression of Tom Cruise I`ve ever seen, 5 stars. Lol, that guy was good.
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Female 2,074
::FLIP OUT::
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Male 410
I couldn`t finish it. There`s something about a room full of douches that prohibits me from continu-...
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Female 368
funny..guy does a pretty good Tom Cruise!! I bet Cruise would be a c*ck block!
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Male 888
rofl the end was hilarious
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Female 26
Sounded like him..

What was the name of the song in the credits ?

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Male 896
"what the farmer is a rooster-block???"

Is the blocking of ones, cok, preventing some guy from scoring and therefor being a douche.

Damn you tom cruise! Although I will give you props for stealing that kick ass fish.

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Male 1,497
"did Tom Cruise jsut steal our fish?"
"yeah"
"im going to bed"
"im gona go jerk off"

LOL

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Male 1,265
Of course, the title works just as well without the word `block`.
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Male 272
lol. pretty good. DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!
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Male 416
Funny movie, nice post. :)
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Male 317
That was pretty funny.
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Male 2,076
REALLY well done. Good job. Rarely does that happen in these parts.
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Male 777
That actually was pretty good.
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Female 6
I Luff it hahaha
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Male 572
it changes it to rooster !!!!!!!
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Male 572
omg it stops me from saying c-o-c-k!!!
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Male 572
what the farmer is a rooster-block???
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Male 411
tom cruise just stole their fish haha
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Male 292
hahah pretty amusing
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Male 1,526
cockblockers...damn them :P
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Male 2,616
I was going to watch the whole thing, but then I didn`t. The end.

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Male 10
Link: Tom Cruise is a Cock-Block [Rate Link] - This guy does a pretty damn good Tom Cruise.
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