The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html

Unsurprisingly, many of them are from Asia and revolve around feces and urine.
There are 76 comments:
Female 42
even more disturbing than the toy stripper pole is the fact that it came with a tiny garter and play money.
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Female 15
i didnt get the benign girl one. whats the deal with that?
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Female 1,412
I saw a barbie-esque thing with a white head and black hands and feet one time. That was in Malta =/
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Female 242
umm. not really.
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Male 734
Wow. I haven`t laughed that hard at a link since back in the 8000s, with the release of the psychologically unstable plush toys (one of which I now own). Kudos to whoever found this.
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Male 217
lol a sh*that
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Male 18
There were 69 comments when I read this, which I found creepy, so I decided to change that.
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Male 1
WTF
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Female 114
What the hell is with that golf club. o_O
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Female 80
come on ladies and gents lets whore up our kids with their very own stripper pole!

Man that was great. I love how it comes with cash money and a cd.

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Female 26
What`s with the crap doll? An attachment to that doll might make flushing a scarring experience to someone who was told crap is thier friend.
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Female 582
no toy is as sexually frustrating as the rooster blocs, probably the funniest description for toys ever

and i want a teddy bear gun, for christmas, greatest idea ever next to the infinate bubble-wrap keychain that our friendly-neighborhood japanese invented

i also want that for christmas, take notes santa

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Male 548
Dirty.
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Male 161
In responce to deaf lady`s pic on page 2, here`s some creative editing to show what we ALL were thinking when we saw it....

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Male 1,275
Great stuff
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Female 469
Whoops, I meant the knight guy at 17. 16 isnt that weird. Just little stuffed viruses, seen `em on sale in Seattle.
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Female 2,026
that fish toy is so cool!
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Male 695
Forget Legos, play with your rooster Blocks!
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Female 1,605
usernameless, thank you so much for clarifying. Now we can all sleep at night.
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Female 1,407
Very amusing list ^_^
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Male 41
#16 is either for babies or its a game where you have to catch the ball by different colored hooks or something.
#15 is a capybara(its like a giant rat) not a head, it has small legs on it if you look.
#4 is just a pump for balloons, its not that odd even with its syringe like design.
#3 is just a joke gift type thing
#2 we have guns that shoot marshmelos, ping pong balls and rubber bands, why not teddy bears? The picture so makes me want to see a video of japanese businessmen shooting each othter with teddy bears.
#1 come on you know they didn`t mean that.
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Male 1,029
Takes a long load time for me. The pictures, that is.
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Male 2,616
The ratio of hug-strength to animal-size was horrifically large. I can hardly believe the immense vastness of your misjudgement concerning this scenario.
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Female 469
Did I miss something on #16? Just looks like his cape to me?
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Male 1,497
The conversation between Akappy and Imeagla made me laugh more than the penis putter
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Female 1,596
Very awkward toys. o.0
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Female 15
i want number 14, it looks like a guinea pig with stubby legs!! i wanna squeze it til its eyes pop out ^^
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Female 2,196
^ love is deadly
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Male 138
Sorry, Akappy..I thought it would be a good idea to make the strength of the hug directly proportionate to the amount of love I felt for your furry friend. Obviously, there was a great deal of love to be had, Akappy...I`m sorry...But, on the plus side...If you have anyone you know...that you...uh..want `taken care of`. Then, I can love them, too?
Narf.
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Female 182
I like the golden poop
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Female 341
"This man does not know why he must wear the poop hat. He can only grimly accept his fate." Haha, i laughed so hard i nearly... well you get it...

And i`m assuming that it was probably supposed to say "Lock Block", not coc block...

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Male 907
I don`t understand what is wrong with the teddy gun....they sell squirt guns to kids that look like guns. The have toy guns that shoot foam darts.....this one doesn`t even look much like a gun and it fires something less harmful than water, less harmful than a foam dart....it fires a cute fuzzy teddy bear.
That toy is pretty cool, and there isn`t a good reason it shouldn`t be marketed.
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Male 3,619
I just dont get #1. at all :S
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Male 2,159
WTF of the day. Teddy Gun ftw.
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Male 2,616
HOW HARD DID YOU HAVE TO HUG MAN!?
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Female 183
My parents never gave me stripper pole.
They must not love me.
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Male 308
well..that was interesting?:P
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Female 283
I totally want that poo-hat. I`d be so hot.
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Male 4,393
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217 Posts Friday, November 16, 2007 2:02:11 PM
"Friday, November 16, 2007 11:26:49 AM
I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? "

Hahaha
"she likes it`s specil effects - so does her 17 year old sister"


hehehe

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Male 145
omg shouldnt have watched that japanese potty training vid.... creepy
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Female 269
"Friday, November 16, 2007 11:26:49 AM
I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? "

Hahaha
"she likes it`s specil effects - so does her 17 year old sister"

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Female 151
I have that pole-dancing kit.
They sell them at Spencers... and I got one as a bridal shower gift.

I almost WANT one of those penis-sleds, though ^_~

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Male 138
Ehh...I don`t think it resembles a Capybara as much as it does an oversized hampster...But, I guess that`s just me.
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Female 674
Also, it`s a capybara, not a camel`s head or a hamster.
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Female 674
Ohdeargod.
The insanity!

Nice rooster Blocs though!
Benign Girl. Hah.

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Male 2,720

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Female 75
I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? :-P
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Male 315
I bought the Pee&Poo dolls for my nephew. His mother didn`t really appreciate the gift as much as he did.
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Male 1,270
Haha, benign girl...oh dear!
If that number 15 sled had it`s rope going off screen, I`d be 100% sure it was a sybian. Complete with 3 speed settings. I`d buy it.
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Male 944
Who has time to come up with this stuff???
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Female 251
whats 16?
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Male 946
i want that camel head thing
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Male 138
Akappy, I said I was sorry about your Guinea Pig, all I did was give it a hug...or two...
Jeese, man...You said you were going to let it go...
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Female 2
i want the camel head - even if it`s totally secretly a hampster/guinea pig ...thing.

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Female 60
Number 14 was DEFINITELY a Guinea Pig.
No doubt.
I have 4.
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Female 525
wtf was that round toy with cheerios on it??
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Male 396
omg the last one was the best lol
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Male 572
ummmm....."baffling?????"
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Male 192
I sooooo want that poop hat
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Female 302
Eww. D:
Who would buy poop related toys? :x
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Female 159
...I am just speechless! Plastic CRAP!
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Male 24
anyone have any idea about the giant camel head/guinea pig/ hamster/ big furry head thing??? I really want it.
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Male 122
wtf Asain products are the dumbest poo in the world
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Male 2,616
I had a guinea pig, but then I found it in a pile of its own vital organs. I still have no idea what happened.
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Male 550
The link just made my day
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Female 199
hmmmmm dont think number 14 was a camel, looked like a guinea pig, and i have a guinea pig, and im pretty sure that wasnt a camel
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Male 9,305
#20 The plastic fish cleaning toy? Japan is an island. Seafood is one of the staples of their diet. Certain toys mimic customs and practices. This toy would most likely be on the same shelf as a easy-bake oven, or a miniature kitchen with plastic food.
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Male 761
haha some of them are hilarious :D
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Male 290
Aside from the ubiquitous LEGO, there`s dozens of different building block systems marketed throughout the world. However, none of them are as sexually frustrating as rooster Bloc Super.
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Male 1,348
Such as this oldie but goody.
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Female 184
2 thumbs up to the golden penis-putter! is that seriously a children`s toy?


no, it cant be. the author of this article is right when he says the japanese have a "thing" for poo. hysterical article!

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Female 1,172
Hamster-dog? The camel? This article was kind of lame. I`m sure there are much stranger toys out there.
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Male 2,616
I really want that giant hamster-dog. Seriously.
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Male 1,348
...and somebody got paid to come up with this stuff.
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Male 20,911
Link: The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World [Rate Link] - Unsurprisingly, many of them are from Asia and revolve around feces and urine.
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