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Date: 11/16/07 02:36 AM

76 Responses to The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 15, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    Link: The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World - Unsurprisingly, many of them are from Asia and revolve around feces and urine.
  2. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:39 am
    ...and somebody got paid to come up with this stuff.
  3. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 2:40 am
    I really want that giant hamster-dog. Seriously.
  4. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Hamster-dog? The camel? This article was kind of lame. I`m sure there are much stranger toys out there.
  5. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:47 am
    2 thumbs up to the golden penis-putter! is that seriously a children`s toy?


    no, it cant be. the author of this article is right when he says the japanese have a "thing" for poo. hysterical article!

  6. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Such as this oldie but goody.
  7. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    291 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:58 am
    Aside from the ubiquitous LEGO, there`s dozens of different building block systems marketed throughout the world. However, none of them are as sexually frustrating as rooster Bloc Super.
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:59 am
    haha some of them are hilarious :D
  9. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:02 am
    #20 The plastic fish cleaning toy? Japan is an island. Seafood is one of the staples of their diet. Certain toys mimic customs and practices. This toy would most likely be on the same shelf as a easy-bake oven, or a miniature kitchen with plastic food.
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    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:06 am
    hmmmmm dont think number 14 was a camel, looked like a guinea pig, and i have a guinea pig, and im pretty sure that wasnt a camel
  11. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:12 am
    The link just made my day
  12. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:13 am
    I had a guinea pig, but then I found it in a pile of its own vital organs. I still have no idea what happened.
  13. Profile photo of Gnarkill07
    Gnarkill07 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:31 am
    wtf Asain products are the dumbest poo in the world
  14. Profile photo of bigthemat
    bigthemat Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:44 am
    anyone have any idea about the giant camel head/guinea pig/ hamster/ big furry head thing??? I really want it.
  15. Profile photo of Panicdevil23
    Panicdevil23 Female 13-17
    159 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:06 am
    ...I am just speechless! Plastic CRAP!
  16. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:56 am
    Eww. D:
    Who would buy poop related toys? :x
  17. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:03 am
    I sooooo want that poop hat
  18. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:31 am
    ummmm....."baffling?????"
  19. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:37 am
    omg the last one was the best lol
  20. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:09 am
    wtf was that round toy with cheerios on it??
  21. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:17 am
    Number 14 was DEFINITELY a Guinea Pig.
    No doubt.
    I have 4.
  22. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:58 am
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Teeth...
    XD
  23. Profile photo of brooklynHYPE
    brooklynHYPE Female 18-29
    2 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:01 am
    i want the camel head - even if it`s totally secretly a hampster/guinea pig ...thing.

  24. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:12 am
    Akappy, I said I was sorry about your Guinea Pig, all I did was give it a hug...or two...
    Jeese, man...You said you were going to let it go...
  25. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:28 am
    i want that camel head thing
  26. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:39 am
    whats 16?
  27. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:58 am
    Who has time to come up with this stuff???
  28. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Haha, benign girl...oh dear!
    If that number 15 sled had it`s rope going off screen, I`d be 100% sure it was a sybian. Complete with 3 speed settings. I`d buy it.
  29. Profile photo of trebian
    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:18 am
    I bought the Pee&Poo dolls for my nephew. His mother didn`t really appreciate the gift as much as he did.
  30. Profile photo of Hisshou
    Hisshou Female 18-29
    75 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:26 am
    I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? :-P
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 12:15 pm

  32. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    Ohdeargod.
    The insanity!

    Nice rooster Blocs though!
    Benign Girl. Hah.

  33. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Also, it`s a capybara, not a camel`s head or a hamster.
  34. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    Ehh...I don`t think it resembles a Capybara as much as it does an oversized hampster...But, I guess that`s just me.
  35. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    I have that pole-dancing kit.
    They sell them at Spencers... and I got one as a bridal shower gift.

    I almost WANT one of those penis-sleds, though ^_~

  36. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    "Friday, November 16, 2007 11:26:49 AM
    I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? "

    Hahaha
    "she likes it`s specil effects - so does her 17 year old sister"

  37. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
    145 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    omg shouldnt have watched that japanese potty training vid.... creepy
  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:50 pm
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    217 Posts Friday, November 16, 2007 2:02:11 PM
    "Friday, November 16, 2007 11:26:49 AM
    I had to look at no. 15 quite a few times... They reluctant to sell vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks, but stuff like that penis-sled can stay on the market? "

    Hahaha
    "she likes it`s specil effects - so does her 17 year old sister"


    hehehe

  39. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    I totally want that poo-hat. I`d be so hot.
  40. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    well..that was interesting?:P
  41. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    My parents never gave me stripper pole.
    They must not love me.
  42. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    HOW HARD DID YOU HAVE TO HUG MAN!?
  43. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    WTF of the day. Teddy Gun ftw.
  44. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    I just dont get #1. at all :S
  45. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    I don`t understand what is wrong with the teddy gun....they sell squirt guns to kids that look like guns. The have toy guns that shoot foam darts.....this one doesn`t even look much like a gun and it fires something less harmful than water, less harmful than a foam dart....it fires a cute fuzzy teddy bear.
    That toy is pretty cool, and there isn`t a good reason it shouldn`t be marketed.
  46. Profile photo of lizzybee16
    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    "This man does not know why he must wear the poop hat. He can only grimly accept his fate." Haha, i laughed so hard i nearly... well you get it...

    And i`m assuming that it was probably supposed to say "Lock Block", not coc block...

  47. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    I like the golden poop
  48. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    Sorry, Akappy..I thought it would be a good idea to make the strength of the hug directly proportionate to the amount of love I felt for your furry friend. Obviously, there was a great deal of love to be had, Akappy...I`m sorry...But, on the plus side...If you have anyone you know...that you...uh..want `taken care of`. Then, I can love them, too?
    Narf.
  49. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    ^ love is deadly
  50. Profile photo of kayler
    kayler Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    i want number 14, it looks like a guinea pig with stubby legs!! i wanna squeze it til its eyes pop out ^^
  51. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    Very awkward toys. o.0
  52. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    The conversation between Akappy and Imeagla made me laugh more than the penis putter
  53. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    Did I miss something on #16? Just looks like his cape to me?
  54. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    The ratio of hug-strength to animal-size was horrifically large. I can hardly believe the immense vastness of your misjudgement concerning this scenario.
  55. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Takes a long load time for me. The pictures, that is.
  56. Profile photo of Usernameless
    Usernameless Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    #16 is either for babies or its a game where you have to catch the ball by different colored hooks or something.
    #15 is a capybara(its like a giant rat) not a head, it has small legs on it if you look.
    #4 is just a pump for balloons, its not that odd even with its syringe like design.
    #3 is just a joke gift type thing
    #2 we have guns that shoot marshmelos, ping pong balls and rubber bands, why not teddy bears? The picture so makes me want to see a video of japanese businessmen shooting each othter with teddy bears.
    #1 come on you know they didn`t mean that.
  57. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    Very amusing list ^_^
  58. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 3:49 am
    usernameless, thank you so much for clarifying. Now we can all sleep at night.
  59. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 4:08 am
    Forget Legos, play with your rooster Blocks!
  60. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 5:01 am
    that fish toy is so cool!
  61. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 7:27 am
    Whoops, I meant the knight guy at 17. 16 isnt that weird. Just little stuffed viruses, seen `em on sale in Seattle.
  62. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Great stuff
  63. Profile photo of coolcrazyguy
    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    In responce to deaf lady`s pic on page 2, here`s some creative editing to show what we ALL were thinking when we saw it....

  64. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Dirty.
  65. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    no toy is as sexually frustrating as the rooster blocs, probably the funniest description for toys ever

    and i want a teddy bear gun, for christmas, greatest idea ever next to the infinate bubble-wrap keychain that our friendly-neighborhood japanese invented

    i also want that for christmas, take notes santa

  66. Profile photo of Sagast
    Sagast Female 18-29
    26 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    What`s with the crap doll? An attachment to that doll might make flushing a scarring experience to someone who was told crap is thier friend.
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    dramapunk Female 18-29
    80 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    come on ladies and gents lets whore up our kids with their very own stripper pole!

    Man that was great. I love how it comes with cash money and a cd.

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    alyssa_898 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    What the hell is with that golf club. o_O
  69. Profile photo of fakeer
    fakeer Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    WTF
  70. Profile photo of MrCrowly
    MrCrowly Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    There were 69 comments when I read this, which I found creepy, so I decided to change that.
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    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
    217 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 12:35 am
    lol a sh*that
  72. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 1:41 am
    Wow. I haven`t laughed that hard at a link since back in the 8000s, with the release of the psychologically unstable plush toys (one of which I now own). Kudos to whoever found this.
  73. Profile photo of pandapo0h
    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 1:43 am
    umm. not really.
  74. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    I saw a barbie-esque thing with a white head and black hands and feet one time. That was in Malta =/
  75. Profile photo of Soranita1
    Soranita1 Female 70 & Over
    15 posts
    November 22, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    i didnt get the benign girl one. whats the deal with that?
  76. Profile photo of kupcake
    kupcake Female 30-39
    42 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    even more disturbing than the toy stripper pole is the fact that it came with a tiny garter and play money.

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