Shopping Maul

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

The Daily Show"s Jon Stewart reports on Black Friday--also known as the day after Thanksgiving.
There are 29 comments:
Male 149
I always go to zoo atlanta on black friday.
No one there on black friday :DDDDD
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Male 9,306
I have to work today...I`m scared.
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Female 1,492
i work in a restaurant in a mall...i can`t wait...i plan on making enough money that day to get all my shopping done.
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Male 608
AOTS FTW!!!!!!
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Male 57
it had ne lol the whole time.
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Male 1,029
But on another note, I saw this on AOTS yesterday... Just felt like sharing with all of you.
Actually, it wasn`t this particular video.
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Female 173
"p.s. I think I`m going to pick up a maul on black friday from JC Penny. I hope the lines aren`t too long."

I work there :(

I get to wake up at 3am to be there by 4am and not get to leave for home until 2pm. Yay for working me fkn 10 hours you drating bastards. I was originally scheduled to get off at 12pm. What is keeping me two extra hours going to do other than make me hate my job and the general public more.

drat YOU BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS!

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Male 689
*sigh*.... he used to be so funny.
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Male 330
I love Black Friday. I even requested off work.
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Female 525
lolz i was at wal-mart on black friday morning and two ladies got in a fist fight over a camera that was on sale (it was AWESOMEEE!!!)
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Male 29
It`s actually both.

A maul is a type of weapon (I would know I used to play Diablo II), and it`s also the act of viciously hurting or mutilating someone.

p.s. I think I`m going to pick up a maul on black friday from JC Penny. I hope the lines aren`t too long.

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Male 1,623
Maul means to mutilate.
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Male 152
^ No its the act of being viciosly hurt

Darth Maul

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Male 10,440
A maul is a type of weapon
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Male 385
I feel so bad for everyone that works retail when Black Friday comes around. My Aunt does it every year, and she`s one of the lunatics. I would never go shopping that day. I prefer to stay home, and game.
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Male 1,162
Here`s a tip for shoppers: Dont go shopping on Black Friday... Ever. lol.
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Female 2,695
:D
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Female 55
On Black Friday I stay my ass home. I sleep as late as possible and then watch the news and laugh at the videos of the people that get hurt during Black Friday. Sorry Pat125. Hope you neither get trampled nor caught in between a couple angry people fighting over an item.
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Female 251
im 11th!YAY!and,i agree with Invsloks last thing.amaricans are selfish :((i am from the u.s.!)
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Male 724
Black Friday = Capitalism at its finest...

When you get people willing to kill in order to spend money, America Wins :D

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Female 299
Black friday can get really vicious! I went to a store one morning on black friday and almost got run over by crazy ladies running through the store.
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Male 991
Just give everyone money for Christmas. Lol Or shop way earlier.
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Male 888
lol level: 5!!!
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Female 674
Aww, I wanted a new dad. :(
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Female 665
what ever happened to HAPPY holidays.. where it`s about being with family. now, it`s just about gifts and almost killing other people for them -.-
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Male 756
I get to deal with those violent morons at 12am tomorrow! (That`s right, my store opens at midnight!, and stays open 24 hours) I can hardly wait to be trampled when I open the door...
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Female 199
haha wow, people are or so freakin rude around christmas time
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Male 15
John stewart kicks ass!
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Male 20,111
Link: Shopping Maul [Rate Link] - The Daily Show`s Jon Stewart reports on Black Friday--also known as the day after Thanksgiving.
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