Indian Condom Commercial

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Entertainment
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A bizarre look at safe sex ads in India.
There are 140 comments:
Female 9,558
This is going to be stuck in my head now.
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Female 2,084
i cannot believe i actually watched the whole thing.
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Male 36
YOU WILL REMAIN HAPPY WITHOUT AIDS
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Female 75
*educate
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Female 75
Ah well look on the bright side, the next time an indian guy decides to have sex he`ll have this song involuntarily play in his head and viola! He`ll use a condom.
*might i add,this kinda commercial is made to educated the people back in India who are `unfamiliar` with the whole condom`s-STD`s concept*
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Female 10
I think I had a dream like this, once. Reminds me of the seven dwarves. I can`t help but try and come up with fun names for our dancing condom friends. Like Humpy, Gropey, and Sleazy.
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Female 416
The gay part was pretty funny...
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Male 72
really funny, but i dont think it was a real comercial, comercials never run for that long.
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Male 572
<INSERT FUNNY POST HERE>
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Male 61
I cant sleep.....
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Male 5
.....i dont know if anyone else thought of this....ill never, ever be able to look at a crayon box the same....
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Female 67
everyone who wants to remain happy remember not to get aids
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Male 4
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF????
why cant we have ads like that?
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Male 957
This is cool I like this alot! Cmon you guys are so narrow minded I enjoyed watching this!
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Female 107
It`s Teletubbies meets the wiggles meets psa with a new rendition of the soulja boy dance
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Female 1,062
Awww lookit the happy dancing condoms!
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Female 39
well, are thier commericals REALLY like a frickin music video?
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Female 1,468
That was entertaining!
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Female 80
This was wonderful; not only did it kill boredom it made me laugh my ass off as well.

I wonder if we could get MTV to play this, it surely deserves a VMA.

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Male 4,393
singing condoms ?!?!?!? :P o god
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Female 243
I`m kinda torn between surprising extremes:
1) I only watched it halfway through
but
2) I =enjoyed= that.

Seriously, I enjoy a "good-natured" and informative, friendly condom who dances to a catchy tune seemingly forever.

This was probably not a commercial commercial but a public service commercial for people who are not as well-educated as us slick westerners, no?

Anyway, I liked it even though it seems lots of you didn`t. Kinda like a Mister Rogers of sex. ;)

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Male 15,510
Oh my Nirodh! I just saw the pic of the Gay anal sex on that video! This must be a joke ha ha ha
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Male 15,510
The TV ADS on India are suppose to be a that long?
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Female 243
The blue one was ribbed :P
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Female 1,299
trujuggalo- YES! tellytubbies with white oompa loompa makeup.

nidonemo- sti= sexually transmitted infection

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Male 11,739
That wasn`t a commercial. It was an acid induced music video. I didn`t know the Wiggles made a safe sex video. Or was that the TeleTubbies?
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Female 78
thats just awkward....
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Female 207
I`ve never been so turned off before. *crawls to corner to cry*
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Male 572
WHAT THE FARMER!?!?!?!?!
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Male 98
is this...real?????
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Male 69
wow, i never knew..its so clear now, i will never forget again...Thanks india!!
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Male 118
From the country that gave us the Karma Sutra?
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Female 32
hahaha. catchy song. but it seems to me that they are making sex appealing to a younger crowd with those costume things or whatever they were. i think they should try teaching abstinence, no?
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Male 455
tchaiky
Tuesday, November 06, 2007 7:47:05 PM
haha funny.. but the white faces and big red lips scare me

Yeah I was looking at that and thought the condoms were already sick...like some sort of Trojan Horse for my penis.

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Female 40
That was actually the best commercial EVER. XD
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Female 75
lol.... what`s an STI ?? lol
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Female 123
"I am good natured and provide satisfaction" hahahahaha - that is more that I can say about my last few boyfriends.
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Male 799
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gay people need them too lol.
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Female 2,695
oh.. my.. god.. the diagram of gay sex XD
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Female 161
really catchy and wtf of the day.
also, the tune reminds me of yom kippur/rosh hashana prayers...
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Female 1,407
*snort* Now, THIS was NSFW, yet the tune was quite catchy!
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Female 227
haha funny.. but the white faces and big red lips scare me
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Male 145
o lord.... couldnt get past first 30 seconds T~T
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Male 329
omg catchy, but takes forver lol
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Female 187
they remind me of Teletubbies
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Female 207
Well, at least the song was catchy. I saw this earlier today and couldn`t get it out of my head.
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Female 670
I watched the whole thing. Rather lengthy, but still good. :] Helped that I honestly love Indian music. Catchy.
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Female 2,196
why do they have fragrences and multiple colors o.O
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Male 111
And I thought the Japanese were strange. They`ve got nothing on these guys.
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Male 9,305
Longest commercial I`ve ever seen. Very colorful and informative though. But what`s an STI? I thought it was STD.
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Female 354
how can they preach about safe sex when 1/2 the world is covered in them
god what has this world come to
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Male 194
please kill me for watching this
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Male 308
omg, i can`t believe i almost sat through that whole thing. Too longggggg...
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Male 1,371
well, India also has dancing midgets...
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Male 1,371
Man, I hate It when giant condoms go walking up and down the street singing...India is weird.


"Gay people should use me too" 0-o

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Female 718
im suprised they admitted gay people exist arent they strict about that kind of stuff there?
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Male 23
um.... okay...

at least they aknowledge the gays...
and to sound like everyone else...

LOLFL!! WTF?!

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Male 244
I will remain happy without AIDS.

Seriously, what in the hell was that. :-O

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Female 6
I WILL NEVER FOGET YOU!!! MY CONDOM FRIENDS!!!!!!!
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Female 322
I only made it through a fraction of that video before becoming morbidly disturbed. With ads like that, no wonder the population in India has exploded.
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Male 778
That was one LONG advertisement.. Someone paid a boat load to get that going. My god. But interesting on the other hand. They`re more open about it than here in the US.. we use symbolism like pigs turning into men and pictures of the mascot and not actually coming out "BUY CONDOMS!" like India is haha. Good for them.
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Female 175
this is GREAT! i think the song was catchy./ to bad you still get HIV if you wear them.
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Female 239
Longest and weirdest comercial EVER! Don`t people in India want to watch their TV shows?
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Female 850
imagine those guys going in for job interviews...
"yes i played the pink condom on an indian sex ed video"
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Male 405
did anyone else think condom version of the teletubbies when they saw this? any way i lol`d the whole time and "gay men need me to" line serioulsy made my day
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Male 2,372
It was more like..a music video than a commercial.

I wonder how a music video would go down over here with a catchy tune, lyrics like "Dear, use me while having in sex" with pictures of fags taking it up the ass.

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Male 1,141
was that a wooden penis?! lmao
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Female 39
this was good, i saw indian culture in a very different way! a comic genius way!
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Male 107
watched the whole thing... appear to be unable to close my eyes now...
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Female 267
Yes! Help prevent unwanted children!

I seriously almost laughed to death.

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Male 91
I`ll never look at my Indian neighbors the same way again. I guess they have kinky Indian condom men that sing to them while making love.
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Female 700
WTF!! after watching this its like, burned into my brain, kinda hard to forget after this. Oh, and I lol`ed at the gay part. did you see the illistration?? How could this be on tv.
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Male 21
dear god, i was laughing so hard, but couldn`t manage to finish it.
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Male 354
was i the only one that thought it was good? i mean it was super catchy! lmao that was great
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Male 32
W
T
F
?
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Male 3,619
they should film with alitle more qualified sets...
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Male 4,680
Very long, and the gay part probably wasn`t needed.

I don`t think this was a commercial though: How many commercials have you seen with credits at the end and last for five minutes?

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Male 632
Curry flavoured condoms.
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Female 56
OK...erm...Im waiting now to find our how many sex lives this comercial ruined due to te fact that when they used a condom, people just started cracking up. Also, tey probably just sold Trojan out. HAHAHA.
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Male 2,049
Thats the longest damn commercial i have ever seen
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Male 10,440

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Male 40
Hahahaha They neerly get hit by a car once! They dance very funny...
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Female 183
Ooooh...x-ray vision.
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Female 85
it seemed like it would be one of those terrible sex ed videos you have to watch in middle school.


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Female 229
The dancing was POORLY coordinated. Anyway, this is one of my favorite Bollywood films now!
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Male 737
My favorite line of all is "Dear, use me while having in sex." Classic.
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Female 62
That was catchy.
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Male 737
squinge69
Male, 13-17, Asia
47 Posts Tuesday, November 06, 2007 4:15:57 AM
LOL @ THE BIT WHERE THEY SAY GAY PEOPLE ALSO NEED TO USE ME AND SHOW THE PIC OF DUDES TAKING IT UP THE ASS LOLOLOL

Hm. What`s it like to be 12 years old?

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Female 21
Damn it, that songs is in my head now!
LOL! them people in the background didn`t look so happy and I can`t believe they actual have a digram of two guys having sex, that was so funny
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Male 94
What was that? 3 - 5 mins?

I got about a minute in before it was too repetitive.

That medical shop did look like someone`s garage xD

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Female 2,074
Lol....Gay people need me too....
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Male 332
Now I want to see a Japanese condom commercial...
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Male 907
Well I guess me and Dita had to have been one of very few people who watched the whole thing through....becuase I don`t see how the whole first page could have missed that there was a dipiction of gay anal sex.....
Well, that`s what I get for watching a condom advertizement from beginning to end I suppose :-P. You would think the gay anal would cause for SOME warning!
Adult content
NSFW
...NSFM?!?!
Anything!
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Male 650
Anyone else get super turned on? hehe
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Male 970
no matter what the sentence means, it always ends with "unda"
weird language
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Male 970
well i guess they really need to do something about their population
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Male 200
Does it ever stop?!-

No kidding.. That was too long...

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Female 458
Wh-why is it catchy?! :-/
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Female 1,306
if some of those ppl showed up in NYC or something, i think i would throw up.
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Male 1,275
F*cking finish em of mate
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Female 313
I agree with superSALLY...
and i really wasn`t expecting the homosexuals bit :-/ I guess they made their point...
And yeah, that song really really is stuck in my head >.<
thak god i can`t understand the lyrics :-D
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Female 198
It would be funny to see those people. But interrresting video..
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Male 18
I`d expect this from Japan, but India? I think everybody is beginning to follow our quirky Asian friends in making strange trends and advertising.
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Female 407
K the people in this video:

1) Depended heavily on makeup to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.
2) Did this in another part of India.
3) Care a dusturbingly large amount about condoms.
4) Needed LOADSA money real bad.
5) Have no reputation anyway...

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Male 237
davymid, what you read is true. Durex have received thousands of complaints from all over Asia, because genetically, they`ve got smaller todgers than the rest of the world. So now a lot of the international condom manufacturers (sp?) make smaller sizes to be shipped out to Asia. Obviously the Asian condom factories will just churn out smaller ones as standar, I would assume.
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Female 8
That was way too long..... Wonder how it looks like in your CV to have played a part of a dancing condom in an ad...
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Male 12,138
I read somewhere recently that claimed Indian men have to have condoms made in smaller sizes than elsewhere in the world. Don`t know if it`s true though...
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Female 1,470
Rite...ok scary
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Male 355
I know that´s their culture, but it makes me wanna go to india and kick some serious ass so it can stop this dance
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Male 44
i agree with squinge69

although i gotta admit, annoying as it was, the song started to be catchy about halfway through

too bad i wont be able to remember the words lol

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Female 660
that was seriously long...watched half,figured that it goes on and on and on,singing condoms and indian men,nothing special
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Female 12
Never forget me? Yeah... Sadly, despite my best efforts, this is going to stay with me much longer than I would have liked...
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Male 199
WTF?
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Male 237
My god. I thought I`d seen everything. Then dancing condoms found their way onto the internet. I was so taken aback by the weirdness I thought it feasible that the line "Oh! Men use me to protect you health" could have read "Use me to protect your teeth". The whole video was like some dodgy acid trip. :S
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Male 30
what a long advert. are we sure it wasn`t an actual TV program? or perhaps a musical?
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Male 1
This is better than Michael Jackson`s "Thriller"!
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Male 315
Clearly, there was great thought put into this.
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Male 888
LMAO most retarded condom commercial ive seen
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Male 160
I don`t want any of those singing condoms near my Johnson.
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Female 150
wtf. that was creepy
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Male 2,586
Drizzle! - me first!!! :-D
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Female 199
Am I the only one who had the urge to go have unprotected sex with multiple partners just to spite them?
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Male 59
LOL @ THE BIT WHERE THEY SAY GAY PEOPLE ALSO NEED TO USE ME AND SHOW THE PIC OF DUDES TAKING IT UP THE ASS LOLOLOL
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Male 2,586
W------T------F ?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 732
I like the people driving through the picture.
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Male 1,497
ya hellavon, it did look kinda childish... or maybe peole from india are funny as hell, and i agree with AKappy towards Ricklionhart`s statement
"^ LOL! ROFL! LOFL!"
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Male 111
what is that an indian condom ad for 6 year olds? man they really start young there huh?
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Male 2,616
^ LOL! ROFL! LOFL!
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Male 124
This has gotta be the longest advertisement I`ve ever seen, perhaps its designed to be the theme music from the moment you rip your clothes off to the end of the sex act... except the average male doesn`t bother taking longer than 2 minutes! LOL! That makes the song longer than the act itself!
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Female 648
why is this like half an hour long? Are they THAT mezmorized by this stuff over therE?
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Female 245
"the day you forget me you will be in trouble"

LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

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Female 28
What... the... heck? o.o; That was disturbing. Singing condoms... Guess I can check that off my list of strange things to see.
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Male 377
??? weird. singing condoms at 2am? i must need sleep.
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Male 1,497
0_o... couldnt watch all of it, too funny to sirvive longer than 1 minute! *begins to laugh hystericly*
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Female 302
I seriously lol`d.
That was funny.
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Male 164
"you will remain happy without aids", there`s the winning line.

and did you see the "medical shop"? it was like some guy`s garage.

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Male 317
Uh huh... nothing like listening to dancing and singing condoms first thing in the morning.
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Male 991
LOL WTF!
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Male 2,616
Whatever they`re doing concerning birth-control in India clearly isn`t working.
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Male 20,827
Link: Indian Condom Commercial [Rate Link] - A bizarre look at safe sex ads in India.
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