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Date: 11/12/07 02:30 AM

78 Responses to I`m Afraid of Chickens

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:04 am
    Link: I`m Afraid of Chickens - Maury Povich confronts a girl who is deathly afraid of chickens.
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    bassstud09 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:34 am
    LOL

    maury- cant get enough-

    lol, southpark on maury

    and first btw.

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    powpowking Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:35 am
    LMAO....CAN`T BREATHE!!....afraid of teh chikuns!!!...muhahaha.....nubs.
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    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:36 am
    rofl wow, maury knows how to put on a show, but that was messed up how they need to scare her that much by actually chasing her or having someone w/ a chicken or as a chicken coming out of every exit... lol funny tho
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    bassstud09 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    lolololol, i watched it again

    leave it to maury to exploit peoples emotions

    women- "im soo afraid of chickens! my family makes fun of me and such"

    maury- "aww, well, we under stand how you feel. Here, enjoy your worst nightmare in front of millions of people on TV. That makes all your problems go away :)"

    LOL!

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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:39 am
    It must be terrible when people make the chicken clucking noise and flap their arms to call her "chicken" for being afraid of chickens.
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    kayler Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:41 am
    When all the chickens came out and she was on the floor, maury had a smile on his evil face...he gets off to exploiting people...i <3 you maury!
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    AcidBath Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:43 am
    I thought she was gonna throw up there at the end... she kinda makes these little "gagging/about to hurl" sounds when walking back to her seat.
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    sgdp Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:55 am
    I`m pretty well scared of birds in general. Of course, living in Chicago isn`t really wise for that...humm...damned pigeons flying in my face out of fuggin nowhere.
    Maury sucks.
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    CeeJM Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:06 am
    If I were her I would punch Maury in the face.
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    lady_luck05 Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Wow, she has some serious issues lol. How could you be afraid of a chicken? They`re so cute and friendly.. excluding some roosters of course.
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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:35 am
    What was with all the excessive Bleeping. I mean who`s swearing at a chick thats scared of chickens. I hate that damned show. all about who`s the baby daddy now.
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    WDanC Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:37 am
    I`m scared of Maury!!
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    Sadiee Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:38 am
    That was... immensely disturbing.
    :/ Horrible.
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    Tanzeder Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:55 am

    Chickens have nothing on Pickles.

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:33 am
    I`m afraid of Americans.
    (chill out, Americans, it`s only a song)

    Yeah, phobias are strange things. But humiliating people on TV, just for being afraid of odd things....that ain`t right.

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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:34 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk2k7oNmC...

    Yeah and peaches. It`s funny though because it`s not real.

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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:40 am
    wow....what a bastid!
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    Hellven Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:56 am
    I remember seeing this on TV. There was also a woman that was scared of cotton. o_O It was funny but sad.

    At the end of the show they got therapy to get over their phobias.
    So Maury wasn`t being TOO cruel.

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    missaquafina Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 5:01 am
    I actually watched that episode. You could tell that all those people with those fears were just acting. Because at the end he gets a hyptonist to cure all of those people of their fears, and they all got cured. Yea right years of being afraid of something is cured with a couple hours with a hyptonist. It felt like I wasted an hour when I watched the end of that episode.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 5:21 am
    The Maury `phobia` shows pretend to be trying to help, when they just really make fun of the guests, and purposely scare them and make them look stupid.
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 6:19 am
    `Amanda just faced her fear of chickens...` Yeah, hardly. How are they allowed to do that? It`s pretty freaking cruel.
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    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 6:20 am
    OMFG!!!!! ZOMBIE CHICKENS!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
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    Gh4z Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:27 am
    Goddamnit. I agree with WolfStar, if she`s really that afraid of chickens, why confront her with it that much. It`s bloody horrible to see someone sitting in a corner like that. :(
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    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:54 am
    Seriously...I may never stop laughing again. She was a hefty chick and she was -booking- for the exits. God-damn...The funniest part was the audience going `Awww.` Like they were sad, or something.
    I would have been the non-nice individual rolling around in the isle and clutching my side as I mercilessly point and laugh at her stupid, stupid fear...I mean, seriously...That`s even worse than being afraid of spiders...She just cried for like...her entire segment...I was expecting an epic fight scene to break out, but I guess the giant chickens weren`t the same species as the one Peter fights...
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    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:55 am
    poo, piss, drat, mean person, jerk, motherdrater, tits fart turd and twat.
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    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:56 am
    HA! That`s what they turned into Carlin`s words you can`t say on TV ^^

    non-nice individual=Assh*le

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 9:18 am
    hahaha! I love how half that show is bleeped out. I also love laughing at other`s misfortunes and making fun of them. At times though, the show is unbarably boring.

    This clip as OK. There has to be a something-phobia word for fear of chickens.

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    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 9:43 am
    You idiots are lame. Im scared to death of chickens. (only when there alive)
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 10:02 am
    what he drat is Mourys problem!?
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 10:45 am
    i love these episodes with all the people with the fears. the peaches and pickles ones were the best haha
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    pianoguyman Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    what an a-hole
  33. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    How was THAT going to help her fear? The only thing that did was make her piss herself on televison.
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    gingerpride Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    hahaha silly bitch
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    That guy, and everyone running that show, are dicks. Do you actually think they`re trying to help these people? NO! They`re just doing sick sh*t to them to try and be funny. And it seems to be working, since all you disgusting people can`t seem to stop laughing. I`ll laugh at stupid teens inflicting their own pain on themselves by trying to do a flip off a roof with a skateboard, but taking someone who can`t do anything about their fear and scaring the crap out of them to make money? That`s just horrific.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    LOL, I love the comment "Someone should lock her in KFC."

    Why would they go on the Maury show...? Do they not know they`ll all just be ridiculed and chased by guys in various suits? (ie Cotton man)

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    gingerpride Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    i saw one where this guy burst into tears over a plate covered in ketchup. or the lady who is afraid of goldfish..wtf. its a sad sad world we live in
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Goddamnit. I agree with WolfStar, if she`s really that afraid of chickens, why confront her with it that much. It`s bloody horrible to see someone sitting in a corner like that. :(
    ---------------------------------------
    You can chose whether or not to click the video link and play it. If you have a problem, then f*cking hand it over to Maury in writing.
  39. Profile photo of elodieredhot
    elodieredhot Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    That chicken is my babies daddy!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    how about Cotton Balls ? :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45s4GJsl...

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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    XxBrodstaxX Wrote:
    You idiots are lame. Im scared to death of chickens. (only when there alive)
    ----------------------------------------
    And WE`RE THE LAME IDIOTS? Stupid Broad.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    Woot45
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    1903 Posts Monday, November 12, 2007 1:04:44 PM
    That guy, and everyone running that show, are dicks. Do you actually think they`re trying to help these people? NO! They`re just doing sick sh*t to them to try and be funny. And it seems to be working, since all you disgusting people can`t seem to stop laughing. I`ll laugh at stupid teens inflicting their own pain on themselves by trying to do a flip off a roof with a skateboard, but taking someone who can`t do anything about their fear and scaring the crap out of them to make money? That`s just horrific.
    ----------------------------------------
    Isn`t it funny how only the women complain?
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    lmao that has to be fake. what was up with the sound??
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    ZenDragon Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    Any raw meat that still resembles the animal grosses me out. It could be anything from a chicken to a decaying whale carcass. Oddly enough, a lot of people fear chickens. I wonder why that is?
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    fouljay Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    he tries to help and be friendly like he don`t know people in chicken suits are coming out to scare this lady into a corner, its great!
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    R-E-L Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    i feel like going to kfc now.

    @ sadiee
    poor girl. she needs to see a psychiatrist as soon as possible.

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    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    they just pay actors for this poo. anyone who is really afraid of chicken should just be shot for being an idiot, there, problem taken care of.
  48. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    Do the Chickens have Sharp Talons?

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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    "Do you believe that a raw chicken can come alive?"
    "Yes"
    *beep*
    *beeeeeeep*
    *beeep*
    *beeeeep*
    *beeeeeeeep*
    *beeeep*
    *beeep*
    *beeeep*
    "and do you have ki-*beeeeep*-ds?"
    "I do have chil-*beeeeep*"
    "Do ya*beeep**beeeeep* serve them eggs?"

    Who the hell keeps swearing and why? It`s kind of annoying.

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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
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    November 12, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    That`s not even funny. That`s disgusting.
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    jonathanisme Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    its good to see someone really tackle the serious issues.good job maury.
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    I say she eats KFC the goes to theripy.
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    barththe8th Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    what a drating freak, somebody should jump off a cliff...
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    Maximus23623 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm
    Damn...it would suck to be her boyfriend...you`d never be able to have sex...cause of her fear of ... well...you know
    and there supposedly is a phobia of chickens ...Alektorophobia
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    SatansAngel4 Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    I had some neighbors that went on Maury for like "My daughter is a slut" or something and they told us the show pays people $300 to act worse then they really are.
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    KitsumiMaru Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! ace.
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    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    It`s amazing how many of you think this wasn`t staged.
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    oowusum Female 13-17
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    November 12, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    That was weird, but I really felt sorry for her. If she really is afraid of chickens, that was just cruel to corner her like that. We would all be saying it was cruel if she was afraid of clowns or dolls or something, and those are both fears that are just as irrational as a fear of chickens.
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOL

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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    thats mean...
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    staged or not, that kind of "facing your fear" doesn`t work in environments like that. Psychologist know this, and Maury knows this, so him doing that...is setting himself up as an ashhole.

    Horrible. Horrible. And people who laugh at that, staged or not, cruel :/

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    I can`t tell if this daytime tv is real or not. Sure she looks like she`s crying but with all the screams of fake, and photoshop, I`ve come to the point of questioning my own existence.

    If it IS real, Maury is a prick.

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    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    November 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    TY Tanzeder, I was JUST going to mention about the pickles. I swear, I am afraid of certain things too but I think these peeps just want attention. Its pathetic really. Sorry to be insensitive.
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    well my turkey came alive last thanksgiving so maybe headless chickens can too.
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    Trexa Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    Hmmm, could be fake. But if she was really that afraid, why would she even call the show?

    Let`s see, there were pickles, cotton stuff, peaches, bird... What next? A flying pig? Ha ha ha.

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    CicadaFrolic Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    ...Can I make a "c0ck" joke? PLEASE?
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    If she really is afraid of chickens, what he was doing was just awful. How freaking rude.
    How is that helping her?
    It`s like forcing a rapist into a room with one of his previous victims. How would that victim feel? Is that really a form of therapy? NO.

    How does this young lady with a fear of chickens feel? This is just sick.

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    SiriusLives Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    What an idiot. XD I feel no pity for her. She should of known what was coming, the moron.
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    maxog1 Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXD
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    omta Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    Hahaha :) Amazing.
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    maiye Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *GASP*HAQHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*GASP*PASSES OUT FROM LACK OF BREATH.
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    fearthekrken Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    i love this show because every second of it, you can see someone laughing at the person with the phobia, and when they try to make them "confront their fears", i start laughing too.
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    Growth Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 12:14 am
    That`s not funny.
    Do you have any idea how horrible it must be to be scared of something harmless? The humiliation, the sense of imminent danger etc.
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    Tinu96 Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 1:16 am
    That was not funny at all. Why the hell is that faggot exploiting their fears? Money? He needs a better excuse. It can`t be for entertainment because I sure as hell wasn`t entertained.
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    KoolBeanz Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    I never knew that there was such thing as Chickenphobia.
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    anima_sin Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2007 at 1:24 am
    I`m sorry,but that wasn`t funny. That chick could barely breathe by the end of it all. It`s a stupid fear to have,i`ll admit but its a fear none the less and its beyond her.Not her fault.Having her chased by people in chicken costumes and real, live and dead chickens was just plain awful.*Anything but funny*
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    alyssa_898 Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    You`ve got to be kidding me.
    Wtf kind of fear is that?
    God, people piss me off.
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    belfire Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    That`s sick. How can you treat another human being like that! I have arachnophobia and if someone had done the same thing to me wirth spiders I would have been in exacgtly the same state she`s in if not worse.

    poor woman

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