Grandpa Drops a Deuce

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago Funny
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Grandpa freaks out during a bungee jump, cries and soils his trousers in mid-air. NSFWish.
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Male 386
When I`m old i guess i can expect to be forced into doing things i absolutely do not want to partake in. When those times come I will remember how this man fought back and used his only weapon (bowels) to make sure everyone else had a pooty time too.
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Male 646
That`s entertainment.
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Female 582
iche shiesse em mien hosen!
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Female 108
wow...that was really sad and depressing...haha poor guy
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Female 122
That wasn`t funny. The family is like "Dude, jump already" and he`s like "Oh sh*t, I hate my life."
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Male 135
Salem Is an Idiot! BTW what was Malfoy`s Dad doing there?
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Female 501
whos finding these sucky videos lately? this was sad and disappointing
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Male 614
I feel sorry for this guy. Frightened to death, and embarrassed in front of his family and on video.
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Female 241
LoL @ Salem and poo-pants...
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Female 241
Friday, November 09, 2007 3:02:04 AM
lol that poor guy....and btw a deuce doesnt mean you soiled urself, a deuce is something women have to clean out their vagina...just so ya`ll know since this poster didnt

YOU MEAN A DOUCHE?
WOW...
DON`T CORRECT PEOPLE IF YOU DON`T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING...

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Female 23
is this suppose to be funny or something ? cause it isnt!!!! sick sick sick
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Female 341
so now we all know where that pic of the guy who crapped himself comes from... :)
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Male 1,866
i remember the picture, with the master card priceless thing... so long i wondered where it came from. and now i know.
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Male 38
if i read anymore bleeding heart posts i think im gonna vomit all over my moniter. THEY WERE ACTORS AND IT WAS FAKE! THE GRANDPA/UNCLE DIDNT poo HIS PANTS!!
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Male 167
i didnt like the gradpa, cause he loooked such an ass, but later i felt soo sorry for the poor guy, and what a bunch of little drats he has for a family
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Male 1,072
duncstar
Male, 18-29, Europe
54 Posts Friday, November 09, 2007 11:37:36 AM
What a poor man. Why the f*ck would the admins of I-A-B let this get posted? The standards of this site are severely dropping, soft porn, links to obscene scat scenes, the deaths or maiming of military personnel and now this. Please do something about I-A-B, I used to come to this site when I wanted a laugh, but the material I see more and more nowadsays is, on the most part, disgusting and disturbing. Sort it out!

You Sir are so right :)

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Male 19
This is a Belgian vid with all actors. It is for a comedy television program. The language spoken is Flemish.
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Male 645
I don`t know which is funnier to me really, The jump itself, Of the theme from "The Rock" Playing on his journey up.
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Male 2,372
lol @devi3000

Boy...I must have REALLY gotten to you! That`s awesome. I never give you a second thought, but you stalk me through each and every thread, just because I commented on one of your posts.

I actually feel great that you`re so obsessed with me. It cracks me up!

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Female 700
this goes with that pic huh??

I WANNA DO THAT!!!! minus the crapping myself anyways. lol

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Female 1,407
It was really funny at first...then really excruciating to watch a humuliated grandpa. ~_~
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Male 1,078
wow.
that must have sucked.
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Female 458
"The standards of this site are severely dropping, soft porn, links to obscene scat scenes, the deaths or maiming of military personnel and now this."

Hahaha. Hah. :->
I don`t know how many times I`ve seen this speech about IAB standards "degrading" and becoming some horrible site. Over, and over, and over again. Enough, already.

Oh boy. I could tell the family was acting. But wow.

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Male 145
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 74
Why do you keep feeling bad for the man? It`s fake, he`s an actor, he got paid to do it.
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Male 3,431
Whoa...no one said "Oops I crapped my Pants?"

Ohh yeah and I looked up Douche for y`all since there appears to be some confusion, According to dictionary.com,

douche /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[doosh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, douched, douch·ing.
–noun
1. a jet or current of water, sometimes with a dissolved medicating or cleansing agent, applied to a body part, organ, or cavity for medicinal or hygienic purposes.
2. the application of such a jet.
3. any one that wastes the time to read this definition.
4. a bath administered by such a jet.
–verb (used with object)
5. anyone that argues on the internet.
–verb (used without object)
6. Eric Bauman.

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Female 428
So THAT`S where that picture came from.
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Male 18
Wow, they really felt the need to add dramatically sad music when he shat himself. Thats gotta be hella mortifying.
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Male 6
i felt bad for him.
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Male 317
lol, poor old man.
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Male 12,138
^^ See my previous post. It`s fake, folks. He`s an actor, and he didn`t shat himself.

I`ve given up on humanity...

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Female 295
That really wasn`t funny to me....it made me feel sorry for him, after all, he`s an old man! He could have died of a heart attack!....or have a sudden bowel movement-which he did....
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Male 9,306
Awww poor old man. :(
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Female 224
old people are people 35 and up
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Female 224
eww old people are gross
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Female 2,196
i felt bad for the guy
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Male 199
I got a couple giggles...
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Male 12,138
All those folks saying how sorry they feel for him, please please read the previous posts. It`s completely fake, from a well-known (in Belgium anyway) Belgian TV sketch show called "In de Gloria". And the (spoken) language is not German, or Dutch, it`s Flemish.

Sheesh...

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Male 1,003
lol thats where that famous picture came from. the priceless thing, remember? good times.. goood times.
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Female 2,695
the origin of that picture!
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Female 3
aww i feel sorry for the guy
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Female 247
I`d say white prob is the wrong color for bungee jumping.... The poor old guy is lucky he didn`t have a heart attack or a stroke if he was that scared. I didn`t really find this too funny I just felt sorry for him, I mean he was willing to try this and he ended up being ridiculed by his grand kids. I give him kudos for having the nuts to try!
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Male 1
Because they aren`t speaking German, They`re speaking Dutch, but some words in dutch and german are the same
By the way, Frank is playing a Grandpa , not an uncle
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Female 21
that poor old man, i feel so bad for him...he was terrified :-/
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Male 11
So, why are they translating FROM German INTO German?
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Male 4,393
wow....
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Female 1,306
*look, daddy! grandpa crapped his pants!*

*i know, son. i know. now let`s abandon and disown this worthless freak.*

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Female 251
tsk tsk tsk... i feel really bad 4 him
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Male 192
at the end it was like they where trying to save his life.. lying him on teh floor with weid sad..ish music =\
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Female 27
I know it is a foreign language and all, but it clearly makes out he is an UNCLE, not a grandpa...
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Male 693
Lol, awww. It was sort of funny in the middle but once it got towards the end I felt really sorry for him. :-( Overall, funny. :-)
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Male 73
i just shat myself too.
but its unrelated
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Male 1,141
lmao the family felt like such asses afterwards. they were taunting him and stuff then they`re like.. ohh.. hes crying and he sh*t his pants..
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Female 1,468
He was scared sh*tless!
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Female 32
lol
that was funny.
was that in german?
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Female 244
WHY in heavens` name did he do that ?? i would NOT NOT NOT EVER do that NO matter what !!! that is just so STUPID !! and he was crying at the end of the clip .. why did he silly old Fart do that in the first place ?? what a DWEEB!!!
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Male 73
Well, I was right for once...
They actually DID say `geburtstag` and `geschenk`...
it wasn`t all in my imagination...
Thats good...
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Male 73
I study German, so I understood most of the subtitles...
I don`t think it was that bad. It was obviously set up. No-one in their right minds would force a grandpa to bungee jump on his birthday...
This is their `present` to him. On this, his `real` birthday. Though I`m not sure if its the birthday of the actor or the character...
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Female 114
I wud NEVER bunge jump cause there was a story ages ago tht someone got syrangled by the bungee rope
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Female 114
aww!!
lmao thts tight and funny
but aw bless him
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Male 239
i am not bad at german and i kinda got the jist of it...
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Female 105
OHHH i feel soooo bad 4 him! DX lol tho still poor old guy!
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Female 648
I mean when you think about it, a bungee jump JERKS your body back up into the air, the pressure, and speed I would guess makes a LOT of things come up depending on who you are, how recently you`ve eaten, and how recently you`ve taken a crud...
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Male 19,854
Take it easy, XxSpeedy--it`s Friday.
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Male 274
if you think thats NSFW blow it out your a$$
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Male 277
but on second thoughts.. reading the comments... if its been aired as a show.. then it is.. haha sorry.. just most of the time u see REAL people doing stuff, half of it is set up
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Male 277
people saying its fake.. it isnt the parts where they seem fake, yeah theyve rehearsed those bits for the show but the inbetween, the jump etc arent fake. My mum did a skydive for disney channel and it was the same thing apart from her jumping out. :P
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Male 80
Dudes that it "in de gloria". The best humor series in belgium. It is OFF COURSE acted. Morons. Frank Fokketijn is the main actor, others are An Miller, Tom Van Dyck without a doubt the most talented actors we have to offer. To bad you can`t understand what he is saying. Alles is vol!!!
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Male 46
looks fake
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Female 204
Thank you duncstar for saying almost exactly what I was thinking. I`m really getting aggravated with the crap they`re putting on here. There`s so much better stuff on the internet. Find something entertaining, not disgusting, please!
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Male 149
I`d do the same D:
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Female 2,220
Also, finally the video that goes with that infamous picture.,
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Female 2,220
HAHAH but oh.
=(

That`s actually really sad but hahahaha

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Male 237
What a poor man. Why the f*ck would the admins of I-A-B let this get posted? The standards of this site are severely dropping, soft porn, links to obscene scat scenes, the deaths or maiming of military personnel and now this. Please do something about I-A-B, I used to come to this site when I wanted a laugh, but the material I see more and more nowadsays is, on the most part, disgusting and disturbing. Sort it out!
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Male 1,182
ahahhaha salem must be like 12
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Female 679
Oh poor grandpa.
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Female 1,545
Actually he`s referred to as "Uncle Oscar", so he`s not a grandpa.
HAHAHA and he actually says to himself while jumping that he (literal translation) "filled his pants".
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Male 1,275
From the pic yeah
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Female 1,492
what kind of show is that? and why would you make your grandfather do something like that? not saying older individuals can`t do things of that nature, but why would you do something like that?
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Female 43
I feel bad for that poor guy, he looked so embarrassed.
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Female 550
As I was watching this, I was hoping it was fake - Who in their right mind would let their grandfather bungee jump? THEN, to keep videotaping the poor guy after he soiled himself.

Now I`m happy to read that it was all fake.

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Male 191
Neeheh! NO ONE CARES IF ITS FAKE OR NOT!

if it`s funny, it`s funny
let it be

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Male 1,093
the guy looks a lot like touya kyoyou from hikaru no go
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Female 1,470
Old man poopie
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Female 3,727
This isn`t real. You don`t have to feel sorry for these people. It is a show, not real life. I am back in Germany and they have shows like these on here. It`s a joke people!
B-|
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Male 1,497
*laughs at the poo stained grandpa*
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Female 227
i felt sorry for him.. :(
not funny at all
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Male 415
A hilarious sketch from the Belgian television, it appears to have been used on the German television too as the woman presenting it, clearly is German.

This is the same Belgian show of which a clip even made the Leno show. That clip was about a tv show presentor that totally loses control and starts to ridicule his own guests.

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Male 382
<sarkasm> good lord my word, yes, that IS funny </sarkasm>
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Male 211
i like AKappy,he always has such witty comments!:D
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Male 193
Funny you mention that Devi. Anyway, Ha Ha that old guy shat himself
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Female 1,496
Hey mannaroid my favorite IAB poster. It`s easy to pick on stupid 13 year olds aint it? Why don`t you pick on someone your own size? Oh yea...nevermind.
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Female 46
I could never bungee jump. I can`t handle heights... Just dangling and bouncing in mid-air. I think I would die of a heart attack by the time they got me down...
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Male 56
never, never let your granpa bungee jump in anything except double strenght safety brown trousers. it`s right on up there with `don`t eat yellow snow`

really folks

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Male 572
that was sort of uncalled for...
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Male 916
Must be Belgian indeed. What an awful accent.
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Male 7
This is fake. It`s a sketch from a Flemish tv show from a few years back called "In de Gloria". They are all actors.
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Female 302
Oh noes. D:
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Male 2,586
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...Having half of I-A-B telling you what a twat you are...

---PRICELESS---

p.s. lolz @ the german [email protected] too :-)

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Male 267
lol`d at salem33466 and the old man.
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Male 153
Okay whatever...i`m blonde shut up, i`ve never spelled it out before i`m sorry i`m not as preverted as you

and plus i never said that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Is an american show, it originated in britain, I just said we got the host with better teeth.

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Male 965
Deuce* but hey, misspelling the word isn`t as bad as confusing the meaning completely.
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Male 2,372
salem`s full of useful information.

Next thing you know, he`ll be telling us that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is originally an American TV show.

Oh wait...

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Male 550
So there`s deuce, duece, and douche?
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Female 245
lol @ salem...not ur week huh?
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Male 162
im not sure old people should be doing that.
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Male 2,616
Get it salem? Deuce = #2.
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Male 965
"lol that poor guy....and btw a deuce doesnt mean you soiled urself, a deuce is something women have to clean out their vagina...just so ya`ll know since this poster didnt"

FAIL! A DOUCHE is what you mean. "Dropping a Duece" means take a poo.

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Male 19,854
Salem, a duece is poo. You`re confusing it with, i`m assuming, a DOUCHE!
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Male 153
lol that poor guy....and btw a deuce doesnt mean you soiled urself, a deuce is something women have to clean out their vagina...just so ya`ll know since this poster didnt

lol i like the girl with the camera, she kept getting closer to the stain to film it on tape lol

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Male 182
well, so there`s the clip for that pic! i felt really sorry for the grandpa when he was hanging and his ass was right in the kid`s faces and they were just laughing at him. uhhhhh D:
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Male 103
It seemed sort of fake...
Must`ve been the different language.
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Male 965
I read the description and thought this vid was going to be funny, I watched but when it finally got to the part where he soils himself I just kind of felt sorry for him. That must have sucked.
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Male 411
oh man haha, poor old man and sick twisted family with weird hair-do`s
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Male 888
ROFL!
I sure would love ENGLISH subtitles or some translations...anyone?
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Male 2,616
HAHAHAHA! "trousers."
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Male 19,854
Link: Grandpa Drops a Deuce [Rate Link] - Grandpa freaks out during a bungee jump, cries and soils his trousers in mid-air. NSFWish.
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