Go to Church, Score a Hot Wife

Submitted by: ratty42 9 years ago in Funny

This is certainly a novel way of getting people to go to church.
There are 65 comments:
Female 648
I think "effected" would be an argument we`d have. I believe that people are "affected" and they don`t know it until they`re 90 and wonder why their life is so screwed up. Plus, again, I`m not just claiming that tv is the only thing that does it. - As for me? I HAVE been effected negetaviley by movies, television, music, etc. They hurt me VERY MUCH when I was little, and hence stole a bit of my childhood during a time that was VERY crucial to me. What helped me? Not much. Eventually, what helped me is God. After God, my fiance`. God ALWAYS helps if you let Him. Even if you don`t, sometimes He helps. What makes US different? I think everyone chooses/picks their own futures, but I also believe that some people are indeed more WEAK than others mentally, etc. So, the answer is there is no determining factor.
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Female 1,063
DAMMIT! Video no longer available, so not fair!
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Male 138
Oh, and, everyone show some love to Tayreed for finding a link for us.
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Male 138
But, LKJ...What makes you and I different from the people that -are- effected (Or...It would be affected, huh?)
by television...What is that little thing that seperates us from them...?
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Female 519
Video is no longer available.
Egh
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Male 134
it doesn`t work dickheads.
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Male 4,246
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Female 648
start getting out of hand. "EVERYTHING" goes. - We`re heading towards a world like that. Where, no one can tell ANYONE what not to do. And laws are more and more relaxed. You say, "I don`t see you, or i, doing evil things" that`s right, YOU AND I might not be, but, others are, and if you`re not effect by things to do them yourself, sooner or later, you come into contact with someone who has been, and they will hurt you, or have a negative impact on you. Am I blaming all of this on TV? No. But, it doesn`t help. This is scientific evidence, not CHRISTIAN evidence. People respond poorly to television violence, video games, and movies. THEY ARE influenced by them, and sure, you and I might be fine, but the person who isn`t fine, goes and eventually effects the person who is... so it still effects us... see what I mean? Mental institutions are filled with thousands of cases who`s mental problems directly related to tv. Parents need to stop using the tv as a babysitter. A
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Female 648
Imeagla, I agree with what you say. The bible DOES say that it isn`t right for a man to lay with a man as a woman does. Do I believe that? Yes. Do I HATE gay people? No. And no where does the bible say to "HATE" anyone. I`ve been friends with gay peopl. I NEVER said that the government should "TELL" everyone what to, the problem is that the more they "Allow" by not "telling" us what to do. The more they`re actually asking us to accept, even if we don`t want to. Like, for instance, hidden cameras... NOW, we just have to "accept" that they`re there, even if we believe fully and totally that our privacy should be our own. Taxes, now it`s just something we have to accept, even if we BELIEVE that our money SHOULD BE ours. (it should be) half naked women on billboards, since no one is protesting, our children have to see them. My point is that No, no one should tell you what to do, but without any rules at all, and some STRICT ones, things st
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Male 243
wow, and if you wanna be friends with carl heres his myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

omg, HE has a wife! and he`s on a video talking about his pastors wife being hot!?! lol

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Male 243
sorry pic is so small
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Male 243
it`s called city church chicago.

myspace is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...


youtube account is www.youtube.com/citychurchchicago

There youtube account had the video but removed it...

This is the lead pastor and his wife. Haha, yeah, she is the hot wife mentioned in the video

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Male 1,497
Well, thanks for trying youe best Imeagla i guess ill try to look at stuff sooner (its the weekend i can stay up late so if anything gets taken awway after its posted, ill see it before that happens , haha!) :-D
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Male 138
I tried to look for it guys, so I could put a link up...Sorry, guys.

It was something to the affect of....this church...was basically putting an add on the television, made a remark that one of their congregation members scored a hot wife. (not quite that blunt) and, that`s a good reason for them to go to church, bring friends and all of that...It was in the Chicago area...The address had 777 in it, and that`s all I remember...

Hope it helps...
I looked on www.video.google.com and a few other search sites...but, wasn`t able to bring up anything...too many irrelevant hits on sites because church and chicago is pretty broad..

Actually...maybe it was called the Church of Chicago, or something....

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Female 252
AH HA! I BET THE CHURCH MAFIA PEOPLE TOOK THE VIDEO AWAY! ^_^
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Male 907
It`s been some hours sinse I posted.

...I see some posts.....no links. You selfish bastards |-(.
I couldn`t find the video myself, but I don`t actually know anything about the video other than what the title gives me. If only there were people who saw the video who may know some key words/names that would make this video easier to locate.
*cough cough* :-|

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Male 138
Ummm...............Thanks?
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Female 706
I AGREE WITH MOST OF THE POINTS Imeagla MADE. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
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Female 72
we are sorry this video is no longer availible
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Male 138
Perhaps parents shouldn`t be using the television set as a babysitter...Perhaps parents should sit and talk with their kids occasionally about what is right, and what is wrong.

You want sex and violence, dude? Turn on the news.

Adult shows are just that. Shows that are made for adults. OF COURSE!! they negatively effect children, as they`re not old enough to be able to comprehend what they`re seeing.
But, to protest this is limiting free speech. I don`t want the government to tell me what I should and shouldn`t do...That`s called a Totalitarian state, LKJ.
You should control your own household and...worry about the beam in thine own eye before attending to the mote in thy neighbors.

Isn`t that how it goes?

If you want to government to tell you what you should/can/can`t watch then there`s plenty of places to go....Although they may not take to kindly to your particular brand of religion.

Good-day.

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Male 138
Very good, LKJ. And, yes. Minorities are also hard-core complainers, blacks usually being the first.

How-ever, if you were to ask the hate-mongers, they`d say the exact same thing, the exact opposite way (wrap your mind around that one)

As they would point out that in the bible...Please, don`t ask me where in the bible, as I will not be able to tell you....That for a man to lay with a man is datestable (Spelling, I`m sure. Detestable? Ditestable? Something..Aaaanywho.)
And, that -you- aren`t the real christian as you`re not preaching what God wants.

Sex and Violence. This is the human condition, television -has- gotten worse...But, I don`t see you or I raping a 90 year old woman, robbing a store and shooting smack, do you? I was exposed to plenty of nasty stuff growing up...Yet, I turned out fairly (said loosely) normal. I`m not a criminal, short of the whole...pot smoking thing...And I don`t feel the urge to mug hapless old ladies..
So, what made me different?

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Male 3,619
-PUT THE TAPE BACK ON. PUT THE TAPE BACK ON!!!
-tape? what taaaaape?
-The unavavible one!! PUT IT OOON!!!
-(buddy, please add the last line)
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Female 648
Imeagla, I AGREE with you. The problem is that people like the "hate" protestors, are not REAL christians. If they were, they would have read the bible, and read the fact that no where in it does it say to "go protest a gay man`s funeral" and such. The bible promotes love, and understanding. Even if there are certain things we DISAGREE with, love and understanding are still supposed to be the key points. And actually, we DON`T complain about everything first. Ex, african american people complaining about EVERYTHING being racist >_>... (Not all of them do, but this is another example) As for "TELEVISION" I think EVERYONE should conmplain about that. The sex and violence which has now permeated television has gotten WORSE in the last fifty years over a hundred times. And studies show that that stuff DOES effect us badly. SHOULD people protest violence, sex, and imorality? I think so, especially if science backs up that it`s not good for us.
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Male 907
low325, I thought it was Not Suitable For Woman this whole time, too! :-O I could have bet a kittens life on it!
Well, at least I`m not alone this time. This isn`t the first time I haven`t relized something pretty obvious until waaaaaaaaaaaay later.
I didn`t know Ellen Degenerous was gay or that Tiger Woods was black until I was a teenager! It was one of those things that are so obvious that no one bothers saying it, so I found out way later on the TV :-P.
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Female 1,572
I would like to take this moment to say.
The video is no longer available but from what I`ve seen of their other videos it`s teaching a lesson through world culture it`s a comedy sketch.
I go to a Church pretty much exactly like that that out of context most of the videos would seem "blasphemous"
So COME ON!
Laugh,,,don`t be a stuck up snob ;D
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Male 907
I`m with you TheGrag :-(.
Maybe some charitable stranger will post a link?....;-/
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Male 243
btw, i imed u on aim, but i think u blocked me lol :)
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Male 243
yeah imeagla,
I totally see what you mean, and agree with what you said. I wasn`t offended, I was referring to the video guy as the one who needs to lay off the lsd.
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Male 1,497
NOOOOOOOOO!!! the vid has been removed, im too late to know whats happening! *cries*
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Male 138

I mean...seriously, The Westboro Baptist Church considers themselves Christians...And they preach hate exclusively. They`re the proprietors of such amazing (*sarcasm*) websites such as www.godhatesfags.com and slogans such as (Seriously. This is not a joke) `Fags eat Poop`,`Thank God for I.E.D.`, `Pray for more dead soldiers`
You`ll find them picketing (Yes, actually picketing) Soldiers funerals. It`s sad, but it`s true.

I guess, in short: Everyone can construe the bible differently, but remember. This is a manuscript that`s a few thousand years old, and written in a language that cannot be translated perfectly.

So, what-ever your religion may be, it`s probably not what Jesus intended. The bible has been in the hands of man too long not to be altered to fit his beliefs. And anything in the hands of man for an extended period of time has this nasty habit of turning into absolute trash.

So, yeah. That`s my thoughts.

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Male 138
It`s not Christians being close-minded that bothers me, LKJ, as some of them are not...It`s the fact that they get offended so damn easily...
They`re the first to complain about television, first to complain about everything as a rule.

This is not a good thing.
If you`re proud of what you are then you should be able to take a joke.

Take Dogma for example.
People were protesting and writing hate-mail before it even made final print.
I refer you to this. The actual letters.
Dogma Hate-mail

This is completely unacceptable behaviour for anyone, Christians or otherwise.

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Female 648
awwww... Mr.knowitall with the whole "Christians are closed minded" thing... no, christians are NOT closed minded, they simply follow Jesus, and what His word says. The idea that someone is "closed minded" means that they won`t listen to anyone elses oppinions. Being a Christian, I can say, I listen to EVERYONE`S oppinions. Including atheists, buddhists, etc... But to use lust as a way to get people into church is a contradiction. So, I`ve listened, and have believed the oppinion to be false
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Male 138
tayreed

"lol @ imeagla
but seriously, this guy needs to lay off the lsd. he seems like an idiot, seriously reminded me of the people of the future in idiocracy lol. I def. would not wanna go to this church.
Btw, I do go to a church, and we ARE normal lol. well, actually i can think of a couple of not-so-normal people at my church. haha"

I wasn`t bringing you down, dude.
Only saying that I don`t go to church, if anything, I envy your faith.

Peace.

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Female 367
I`m embarrassed to be from Chicago.....
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Male 28
The reason we go to church is to have sanctified fellowship with other believers. It`s not to find a hot wife, nor to disobey one of the ten commandments and "covet your neighbor`s wife." I am ashamed to claim the same beliefs that this place does. They need Jesus
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Male 243
lol @ imeagla
but seriously, this guy needs to lay off the lsd. he seems like an idiot, seriously reminded me of the people of the future in idiocracy lol. I def. would not wanna go to this church.

Btw, I do go to a church, and we ARE normal lol. well, actually i can think of a couple of not-so-normal people at my church. haha

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Male 318
I seem to recall Jesus teaching everyone to go to church and score a hot wife....
city church..this reeks of desperation. be in the world but not of the world. You crossed that line.
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Male 138
Hmm..

The best line ever in a video! Hurray.

Quoting

"...I guarantee you it will be an hour and a half that could potentially change your life..."

Guaranteed potential, huh?

I`m not a Christian, don`t attend church, but holy f*ckin` Moses.

Why don`t they just bring in some strippers? I mean, that`ll bring in some people. I could see the church bulletin now.

`Do you have a hot body? Do you wish you weren`t such a slut and had a chance at going to heaven? Well! We`ve got the answer for you. Show your titties at mass! Jiggle your jugs for Jesus! I guarantee you that you will potentially get into heaven! Hurray!"


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Male 608
^^^ Sorry but you sound kind of close minded. If this helps inspire peeps to go back to church then why not? (if thats really what they want to do) They are not hurting any one else. Going to a church that is non-judgmental and down to earth is way more appealing than going to an up-tight one...
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Female 1,158
K, I`m a Christian and a church member.

This is a totally retarded way to get people in church. If this commercial was actually successful, you just have a bunch of people there for hot chicks. The bible says lust is wrong. Helloooo?

He was like, doing a video dating ad for the pastor and his wife. What the heck?

Anywho. Pointless, not worth watching.

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Female 1,492
no, lets not go to church and learn about God, go to church and get a hot wife? WTH?
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Male 159
disturbing...
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Female 288
http://ourcitychurch.com/ its a real website..LOL
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Female 288
that guy was...a transvestite?
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Female 525
*cough cough* he looked gayyy
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Female 434
I thought he was an ugly woman at first.
Then he spoke. D:
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Male 732
Meh, there`s no god anyway.
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Male 315
There`s something inherently wrong about this... I just can`t put my finger on it - oh wait. Yes I can!

Church isn`t for picking up chicks. It`s for social control. (Or personal religious fulfillment... I guess. I read that somewhere, I think.)

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Male 4,246
low325, you seem a bit confused. "NSFW" means Not Safe For Work. It has nothing to do with gender.

ANYway....Note to City Church: You`re trying too hard.

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Male 646
Is he wearing a blouse?
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Female 399
The `W` in NSFW stands for work, not women... just in case you were serious :P

The idea made me chuckle though XD

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Male 199
I have a question, Why is there no nsfM? Is it because women don`t like to post pornographic things of the opposite sex?
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Male 199
LOL Phil I love your avatar also.
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Male 56
hell yes, blasphemy i say!

what`s the worst that could happen?

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Female 46
That was....odd.

It kinda seems like he doesn`t take church seriously... like, it`s not a place for worship, but to "pick up chicks."

Yes, let`s all go to church for all the wrong reasons. lol

Blasphemy??

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Male 56
goddamn, holy mother of christ!! i`m gonna get me a bible TODAY!!!

woo hooo - good bye plastic penelope forever!!

and bless you all

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Male 572
hahahahaa nice avatar phil...."put the fun between your legs" hahahahaha...xD
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Male 267
he`s going to hell.
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Male 153
lol at AKappy

i thought carl was gonna be a gay at first but i guess not...

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Male 411
Man, this is like the devil in disguise, doesn`t anyone else but me notice that?
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Male 174
Not if I get to him first Kappy!
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Male 2,616
Can I choose Carl to be my hot wife?
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Male 965
huh? wtf..
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Male 888
first?
weird vid
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Male 2
Link: Go to Church, Score a Hot Wife [Rate Link] - This is certainly a novel way of getting people to go to church.
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