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  1. Profile photo of ratty42
    ratty42 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    Link: Go to Church, Score a Hot Wife - This is certainly a novel way of getting people to go to church.
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 2:51 am
    first?
    weird vid
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    Skythe Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 2:51 am
    huh? wtf..
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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Can I choose Carl to be my hot wife?
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    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Not if I get to him first Kappy!
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Man, this is like the devil in disguise, doesn`t anyone else but me notice that?
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    salem33466 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 3:05 am
    lol at AKappy

    i thought carl was gonna be a gay at first but i guess not...

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    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 3:43 am
    he`s going to hell.
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    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 4:42 am
    hahahahaa nice avatar phil...."put the fun between your legs" hahahahaha...xD
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    rippedfish70 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2007 at 4:47 am
    goddamn, holy mother of christ!! i`m gonna get me a bible TODAY!!!

    woo hooo - good bye plastic penelope forever!!

    and bless you all

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    AcidBath Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:07 am
    That was....odd.

    It kinda seems like he doesn`t take church seriously... like, it`s not a place for worship, but to "pick up chicks."

    Yes, let`s all go to church for all the wrong reasons. lol

    Blasphemy??

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    rippedfish70 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:12 am
    hell yes, blasphemy i say!

    what`s the worst that could happen?

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    low325 Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:19 am
    LOL Phil I love your avatar also.
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    low325 Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:20 am
    I have a question, Why is there no nsfM? Is it because women don`t like to post pornographic things of the opposite sex?
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:24 am
    The `W` in NSFW stands for work, not women... just in case you were serious :P

    The idea made me chuckle though XD

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    HI-haole Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:24 am
    Is he wearing a blouse?
  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:26 am
    low325, you seem a bit confused. "NSFW" means Not Safe For Work. It has nothing to do with gender.

    ANYway....Note to City Church: You`re trying too hard.

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    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:01 am
    There`s something inherently wrong about this... I just can`t put my finger on it - oh wait. Yes I can!

    Church isn`t for picking up chicks. It`s for social control. (Or personal religious fulfillment... I guess. I read that somewhere, I think.)

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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:14 am
    Meh, there`s no god anyway.
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    Wewoo Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:38 am
    I thought he was an ugly woman at first.
    Then he spoke. D:
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:54 am
    *cough cough* he looked gayyy
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 8:01 am
    that guy was...a transvestite?
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 8:03 am
    http://ourcitychurch.com/ its a real website..LOL
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    BubbaLuvSpon Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2007 at 8:19 am
    disturbing...
  25. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 9:27 am
    no, lets not go to church and learn about God, go to church and get a hot wife? WTH?
  26. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 10:05 am
    K, I`m a Christian and a church member.

    This is a totally retarded way to get people in church. If this commercial was actually successful, you just have a bunch of people there for hot chicks. The bible says lust is wrong. Helloooo?

    He was like, doing a video dating ad for the pastor and his wife. What the heck?

    Anywho. Pointless, not worth watching.

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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 10:23 am
    ^^^ Sorry but you sound kind of close minded. If this helps inspire peeps to go back to church then why not? (if thats really what they want to do) They are not hurting any one else. Going to a church that is non-judgmental and down to earth is way more appealing than going to an up-tight one...
  28. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:38 am
    Hmm..

    The best line ever in a video! Hurray.

    Quoting

    "...I guarantee you it will be an hour and a half that could potentially change your life..."

    Guaranteed potential, huh?

    I`m not a Christian, don`t attend church, but holy f*ckin` Moses.

    Why don`t they just bring in some strippers? I mean, that`ll bring in some people. I could see the church bulletin now.

    `Do you have a hot body? Do you wish you weren`t such a slut and had a chance at going to heaven? Well! We`ve got the answer for you. Show your titties at mass! Jiggle your jugs for Jesus! I guarantee you that you will potentially get into heaven! Hurray!"


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    bobbyo Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 11:02 am
    I seem to recall Jesus teaching everyone to go to church and score a hot wife....
    city church..this reeks of desperation. be in the world but not of the world. You crossed that line.
  30. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
    lol @ imeagla
    but seriously, this guy needs to lay off the lsd. he seems like an idiot, seriously reminded me of the people of the future in idiocracy lol. I def. would not wanna go to this church.

    Btw, I do go to a church, and we ARE normal lol. well, actually i can think of a couple of not-so-normal people at my church. haha

  31. Profile photo of FTAB2010
    FTAB2010 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 11:46 am
    The reason we go to church is to have sanctified fellowship with other believers. It`s not to find a hot wife, nor to disobey one of the ten commandments and "covet your neighbor`s wife." I am ashamed to claim the same beliefs that this place does. They need Jesus
  32. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    I`m embarrassed to be from Chicago.....
  33. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    tayreed

    "lol @ imeagla
    but seriously, this guy needs to lay off the lsd. he seems like an idiot, seriously reminded me of the people of the future in idiocracy lol. I def. would not wanna go to this church.
    Btw, I do go to a church, and we ARE normal lol. well, actually i can think of a couple of not-so-normal people at my church. haha"

    I wasn`t bringing you down, dude.
    Only saying that I don`t go to church, if anything, I envy your faith.

    Peace.

  34. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    awwww... Mr.knowitall with the whole "Christians are closed minded" thing... no, christians are NOT closed minded, they simply follow Jesus, and what His word says. The idea that someone is "closed minded" means that they won`t listen to anyone elses oppinions. Being a Christian, I can say, I listen to EVERYONE`S oppinions. Including atheists, buddhists, etc... But to use lust as a way to get people into church is a contradiction. So, I`ve listened, and have believed the oppinion to be false
  35. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    It`s not Christians being close-minded that bothers me, LKJ, as some of them are not...It`s the fact that they get offended so damn easily...
    They`re the first to complain about television, first to complain about everything as a rule.

    This is not a good thing.
    If you`re proud of what you are then you should be able to take a joke.

    Take Dogma for example.
    People were protesting and writing hate-mail before it even made final print.
    I refer you to this. The actual letters.
    Dogma Hate-mail

    This is completely unacceptable behaviour for anyone, Christians or otherwise.

  36. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    I mean...seriously, The Westboro Baptist Church considers themselves Christians...And they preach hate exclusively. They`re the proprietors of such amazing (*sarcasm*) websites such as www.godhatesfags.com and slogans such as (Seriously. This is not a joke) `Fags eat Poop`,`Thank God for I.E.D.`, `Pray for more dead soldiers`
    You`ll find them picketing (Yes, actually picketing) Soldiers funerals. It`s sad, but it`s true.

    I guess, in short: Everyone can construe the bible differently, but remember. This is a manuscript that`s a few thousand years old, and written in a language that cannot be translated perfectly.

    So, what-ever your religion may be, it`s probably not what Jesus intended. The bible has been in the hands of man too long not to be altered to fit his beliefs. And anything in the hands of man for an extended period of time has this nasty habit of turning into absolute trash.

    So, yeah. That`s my thoughts.

  37. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    NOOOOOOOOO!!! the vid has been removed, im too late to know whats happening! *cries*
  38. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    yeah imeagla,
    I totally see what you mean, and agree with what you said. I wasn`t offended, I was referring to the video guy as the one who needs to lay off the lsd.
  39. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    btw, i imed u on aim, but i think u blocked me lol :)
  40. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    I`m with you TheGrag :-(.
    Maybe some charitable stranger will post a link?....;-/
  41. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    I would like to take this moment to say.
    The video is no longer available but from what I`ve seen of their other videos it`s teaching a lesson through world culture it`s a comedy sketch.
    I go to a Church pretty much exactly like that that out of context most of the videos would seem "blasphemous"
    So COME ON!
    Laugh,,,don`t be a stuck up snob ;D
  42. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    low325, I thought it was Not Suitable For Woman this whole time, too! :-O I could have bet a kittens life on it!
    Well, at least I`m not alone this time. This isn`t the first time I haven`t relized something pretty obvious until waaaaaaaaaaaay later.
    I didn`t know Ellen Degenerous was gay or that Tiger Woods was black until I was a teenager! It was one of those things that are so obvious that no one bothers saying it, so I found out way later on the TV :-P.
  43. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    Imeagla, I AGREE with you. The problem is that people like the "hate" protestors, are not REAL christians. If they were, they would have read the bible, and read the fact that no where in it does it say to "go protest a gay man`s funeral" and such. The bible promotes love, and understanding. Even if there are certain things we DISAGREE with, love and understanding are still supposed to be the key points. And actually, we DON`T complain about everything first. Ex, african american people complaining about EVERYTHING being racist >_>... (Not all of them do, but this is another example) As for "TELEVISION" I think EVERYONE should conmplain about that. The sex and violence which has now permeated television has gotten WORSE in the last fifty years over a hundred times. And studies show that that stuff DOES effect us badly. SHOULD people protest violence, sex, and imorality? I think so, especially if science backs up that it`s not good for us.
  44. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    -PUT THE TAPE BACK ON. PUT THE TAPE BACK ON!!!
    -tape? what taaaaape?
    -The unavavible one!! PUT IT OOON!!!
    -(buddy, please add the last line)
  45. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    Very good, LKJ. And, yes. Minorities are also hard-core complainers, blacks usually being the first.

    How-ever, if you were to ask the hate-mongers, they`d say the exact same thing, the exact opposite way (wrap your mind around that one)

    As they would point out that in the bible...Please, don`t ask me where in the bible, as I will not be able to tell you....That for a man to lay with a man is datestable (Spelling, I`m sure. Detestable? Ditestable? Something..Aaaanywho.)
    And, that -you- aren`t the real christian as you`re not preaching what God wants.

    Sex and Violence. This is the human condition, television -has- gotten worse...But, I don`t see you or I raping a 90 year old woman, robbing a store and shooting smack, do you? I was exposed to plenty of nasty stuff growing up...Yet, I turned out fairly (said loosely) normal. I`m not a criminal, short of the whole...pot smoking thing...And I don`t feel the urge to mug hapless old ladies..
    So, what made me different?

  46. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    Perhaps parents shouldn`t be using the television set as a babysitter...Perhaps parents should sit and talk with their kids occasionally about what is right, and what is wrong.

    You want sex and violence, dude? Turn on the news.

    Adult shows are just that. Shows that are made for adults. OF COURSE!! they negatively effect children, as they`re not old enough to be able to comprehend what they`re seeing.
    But, to protest this is limiting free speech. I don`t want the government to tell me what I should and shouldn`t do...That`s called a Totalitarian state, LKJ.
    You should control your own household and...worry about the beam in thine own eye before attending to the mote in thy neighbors.

    Isn`t that how it goes?

    If you want to government to tell you what you should/can/can`t watch then there`s plenty of places to go....Although they may not take to kindly to your particular brand of religion.

    Good-day.

  47. Profile photo of Nina221
    Nina221 Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    we are sorry this video is no longer availible
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    I AGREE WITH MOST OF THE POINTS Imeagla MADE. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
  49. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    Ummm...............Thanks?
  50. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    It`s been some hours sinse I posted.

    ...I see some posts.....no links. You selfish bastards |-(.
    I couldn`t find the video myself, but I don`t actually know anything about the video other than what the title gives me. If only there were people who saw the video who may know some key words/names that would make this video easier to locate.
    *cough cough* :-|

  51. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    AH HA! I BET THE CHURCH MAFIA PEOPLE TOOK THE VIDEO AWAY! ^_^
  52. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    I tried to look for it guys, so I could put a link up...Sorry, guys.

    It was something to the affect of....this church...was basically putting an add on the television, made a remark that one of their congregation members scored a hot wife. (not quite that blunt) and, that`s a good reason for them to go to church, bring friends and all of that...It was in the Chicago area...The address had 777 in it, and that`s all I remember...

    Hope it helps...
    I looked on www.video.google.com and a few other search sites...but, wasn`t able to bring up anything...too many irrelevant hits on sites because church and chicago is pretty broad..

    Actually...maybe it was called the Church of Chicago, or something....

  53. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    Well, thanks for trying youe best Imeagla i guess ill try to look at stuff sooner (its the weekend i can stay up late so if anything gets taken awway after its posted, ill see it before that happens , haha!) :-D
  54. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    it`s called city church chicago.

    myspace is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...


    youtube account is www.youtube.com/citychurchchicago

    There youtube account had the video but removed it...

    This is the lead pastor and his wife. Haha, yeah, she is the hot wife mentioned in the video

  55. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    sorry pic is so small
  56. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
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    November 10, 2007 at 12:03 am
    wow, and if you wanna be friends with carl heres his myspace
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

    omg, HE has a wife! and he`s on a video talking about his pastors wife being hot!?! lol

  57. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 12:35 am
    Imeagla, I agree with what you say. The bible DOES say that it isn`t right for a man to lay with a man as a woman does. Do I believe that? Yes. Do I HATE gay people? No. And no where does the bible say to "HATE" anyone. I`ve been friends with gay peopl. I NEVER said that the government should "TELL" everyone what to, the problem is that the more they "Allow" by not "telling" us what to do. The more they`re actually asking us to accept, even if we don`t want to. Like, for instance, hidden cameras... NOW, we just have to "accept" that they`re there, even if we believe fully and totally that our privacy should be our own. Taxes, now it`s just something we have to accept, even if we BELIEVE that our money SHOULD BE ours. (it should be) half naked women on billboards, since no one is protesting, our children have to see them. My point is that No, no one should tell you what to do, but without any rules at all, and some STRICT ones, things st
  58. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 12:40 am
    start getting out of hand. "EVERYTHING" goes. - We`re heading towards a world like that. Where, no one can tell ANYONE what not to do. And laws are more and more relaxed. You say, "I don`t see you, or i, doing evil things" that`s right, YOU AND I might not be, but, others are, and if you`re not effect by things to do them yourself, sooner or later, you come into contact with someone who has been, and they will hurt you, or have a negative impact on you. Am I blaming all of this on TV? No. But, it doesn`t help. This is scientific evidence, not CHRISTIAN evidence. People respond poorly to television violence, video games, and movies. THEY ARE influenced by them, and sure, you and I might be fine, but the person who isn`t fine, goes and eventually effects the person who is... so it still effects us... see what I mean? Mental institutions are filled with thousands of cases who`s mental problems directly related to tv. Parents need to stop using the tv as a babysitter. A
  59. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2007 at 7:20 am
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    RedBrother Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2007 at 8:15 am
    it doesn`t work dickheads.
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Video is no longer available.
    Egh
  62. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    But, LKJ...What makes you and I different from the people that -are- effected (Or...It would be affected, huh?)
    by television...What is that little thing that seperates us from them...?
  63. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    Oh, and, everyone show some love to Tayreed for finding a link for us.
  64. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    November 11, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    DAMMIT! Video no longer available, so not fair!
  65. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    I think "effected" would be an argument we`d have. I believe that people are "affected" and they don`t know it until they`re 90 and wonder why their life is so screwed up. Plus, again, I`m not just claiming that tv is the only thing that does it. - As for me? I HAVE been effected negetaviley by movies, television, music, etc. They hurt me VERY MUCH when I was little, and hence stole a bit of my childhood during a time that was VERY crucial to me. What helped me? Not much. Eventually, what helped me is God. After God, my fiance`. God ALWAYS helps if you let Him. Even if you don`t, sometimes He helps. What makes US different? I think everyone chooses/picks their own futures, but I also believe that some people are indeed more WEAK than others mentally, etc. So, the answer is there is no determining factor.

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