Crazy Japanese Dancer

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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She starts out nuts and kicks it into overdrive at the 1:30 mark.
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Male 44
I would give her a dollar and see what she will do..
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Male 21
id tap that
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Female 1
that was a seizure i think
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Female 10
Was that a seizure I just witnessed?
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Male 223
SEIZURE! :D
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Male 2,159
crazy. it looks FF`d
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Female 267
"Oh my god, the woman`s seizing! Hold her down!"
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Male 49
and drugs are bad.
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Male 49
Its not tokyo. its shinjuku. Its like a megamall complex place and no cars go on the streets usually cus there`s so many people walking.
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Male 217
cant really tell when the 1:30 mark is
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Female 22
i`m sorry all of you can`t appreciate how f.u.cking AMAZING that was. Seriously, that was the coolest f.u.cking thing I have ever seen. Judging about how all of you commented, I can clearly group people into two catergories; the people that didn`t undestand the beauty of this are the kind of aholes that make up the bulk of the human population. The few who did like this are the "good kind" of people. Period. The rest of you will be sent to a camp.
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Female 114
What drugs is she on?
This was painful to watch. =/
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Female 24
She either has Tourettes or epilepsy.
Or is just insane.
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Male 248
It`s official, crack and heroine don`t mix.
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Female 681
she must of lost a lot of brain cells
& it looked like she was having a freakin seizure
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Female 670
... are we sure she wasn`t mentally challanged, or that the music, in some was, wasn`t paining her?
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Female 12
This is why people shouldn`t do drugs.

Is she having a seizure?
Or does she have fleas?

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Male 329
good job lord jon

i was thinkin the same thing randy lol

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Female 52
i dont think she is dancing maybe she has terrets???
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Male 2,172
Stalter: So what`s her problem?

Waldorf: She just found out she has herpes!

=D

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Female 313
^ NO.
just imagine what their children would be like...
what the world would be like...
hum... on second thoughts... xD
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Male 637
That would be pretty astoundingly humorous. I find her quite thoroughly entertaining.
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Female 12
Anyone else think that she and "drunk homeless guy" (from previous post) should marry and have a whole litter of spastic street dancing kids?
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Female 117
I don`t think that was dancing... I think she was just a crazy person...
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Male 1,287
if by lethal you mean inducing paroxysms of laughter or stunning paralysis, sure. Though I did see hints of capoiera.


huh. :-?

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Male 686
umm... NO DONT TOUCH YOU`LL GET AIDS!
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Male 170
I reckon she should form her own Martial Arts club, some of that would be lethal...
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Female 1,063
Wow, that`s just NUTS!
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Female 49
wow.. its funny when people mistake drugs for creativity :)

also, did anyone notice that very very few people acctually stopped and had a `wtf` look on their face? maybe this is just usual everyday poo in japan :)

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Female 327
It isn`t dancing. It`s performance art. Sheesh, you people are soooo uncultured. :D
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Female 674
HAHAHA.
I think all the comments here hit spot on. I can`t even add to anything.
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Female 700
GET THEM OUT!!! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

thats all i could think of while watching this.....

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Male 1,287
and that, children, is why we always take our meds!

damn schizophrenics whackin out in the street scaring people. Where`s a car when you need one?!

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Female 1,407
Was she high? Or ill?
Regardless, that was revolutionary.
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Female 4,447
If you played this video in slow motion, you`d get the Goth dance. *nod*
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Female 147
That isn`t dancing. That`s flailing your extremities about in a seizure-like manner.
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Female 56
that part at the end....
was that a twitch??
or something else.
it scared the poop out of me.
:[
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Female 75
whhhoooaaa...this chick was scarier than the supposedly `real` ghost at the gas station.
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Female 354
ummmm...............................
yea
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Male 224
unfortunately that looked choreographed
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Female 133
I whole-heartedly believe in exorcisms and demonic possession now..
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Male 1,497
when she was spliting her legs in the air, i was hoping for some random dude to stick something between there... if you catch my drift
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Male 161
this is exactly why u dont do drugs....
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Female 368
I think she`s having seizures...nobody helps her..how mean!
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Female 243
Hey, it`s a Japanese version of Elaine Benis from Seinfeld.
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Male 907
OMG, she is getting eaten by flesh-eating bacteria and everyone is just standing there :-O
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Female 18
haha that looks like me
when i dance hahaha


i wish!!

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Female 182
some people are desperate for attention
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Female 59
I think I`m the only one who actually liked her dancing.
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Male 31
she has really, really good sence of balance :p i`d be on the ground after like 2 sec
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Male 350
she really likes this song
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Male 1,114
I`d hit it :D
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Female 600
THere`s a fine line between dancing and spazzing out due to seizures. That was definitely seizures.
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Male 2,616
^ Thanks.

Oh, her.

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Male 720
Nice panties, granny.
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Male 610
Crazy Japanese Dancer, meet DR TRAN. DR TRAN IS GIVING OUT THE HARD DICKINGS....
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Male 4,393
so..... its a SEIZURE right??
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Male 10,440
I couldn`t watch more than 10 sec of this. And the media interface doesnt allow you to seek to 1:30.
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Male 1,023
t girl stole my line! i was going to say seizure time.
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Male 145
omg... fcking hilarious ....my sis thought i was nuts the way i had sprite coming out of my mouth...
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Female 1,984
She made a HUGE fool of herself.
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Male 44
Is "Shinjuku" Japanese for "Have a seizure and then take a nap"? If it is, man, spot on.
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Female 393
how was that dancing?? she looked like she was half possessed and half headbanging lol
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Female 107
Hah! ultimate "look what i can do!"
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Male 2,049
"My god... She`d be a tigress in the sack.
Show of hands: Who else wants to have sex with this woman?"

Not me.

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Male 492
wow, those 5 hits of speed in a row can really screw you up!
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Female 115
It`s the fembot gone awry! Lord, help us....
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Female 151
"THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!"

j/k

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Male 108
Somewhere, someone right now is thinking this is the coolest thing ever. It`s probably the next poster but, who knows?
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Female 78
its like flash dance on cocaine!!!! omg!!!!!
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Female 13
Please kids you see what it does when you get high with drugs.Think about it!!!
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Female 7
she reminds me of that girl on the breakfast club, the crazy one who wears all black. she danced almost exactly like that. ahahahaa. oh man.
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Male 2,720
Its clear that she`s allergic to dairy.
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Male 3,431
DUDE She`s Feeling the Power of the Blue Ghost, QUICK someone break an Iron Bar over her head before she meets her "Perfect Man".
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Male 197
I`d call the emergency number, if I could speak Japanese.
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Male 149
I`d feel a bit uneasy if I were standing next to her o.o
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Female 1,468
Man that was annoying.
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Male 139
she could twist into some interesting positions so i say i would
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Male 52
My god... She`d be a tigress in the sack.
Show of hands: Who else wants to have sex with this woman?
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Male 144
A (possibly) hot japanese girl, who`s a dancer and probably has a great body, is dressed in a schoolgirl uniform and is willing to perform crazy things.

I fail to see the downside to this.

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Male 231
there are no cars in japan. the`ve moved on to flying cars
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Male 97
Reminds me of what I do in my room when no-one is home
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Male 10,440
"I`d hit it... with my shoe"

^^^ hahahahahahhaahhaahhaahha!! ^^^

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Female 1,062
That`s not a dance. She needs immediate medical attention.
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Male 632
I think she had a seizure AND drunk at the same time.
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Male 107
improved para para!
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Female 1,697
SHE`S A MODERN ZOMBIE!!

LOL, SHE REALLY DOES REMIND ME OF A ZOMBIE

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Female 1,002
I`m scared/hypnotised/confused/unusually happy
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Female 767
It`s long-lost Seizure Woman.
SEIZURE MAN! G00D NEWS.

Sorry. :P
But really, this is odd to us, but I`m not sure if the onlookers there were laughing or impressed.

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Male 221
The Power of Christ Compels You!!!
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Female 525
yay! SEIZURE TIME!!
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Male 403
she kicks into overdrive... and she does that quite well. Spin faster and you`ll generate a whirlwind in the middle of Tokyo woohoo
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Male 724
Clearly they ran out of sedatives and the Tasers were still charging.
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Female 66
Don`t they have medication for that, now?
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Female 302
LOL, it looks like she`s possessed.
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Male 186
Where`s the traffic to put her and us out of our misery? Or maybe she got clipped in the head by a speeding car before the video started. And did someone call that expression? More like possession!
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Male 272
or was it a he?
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Male 272
I was hoping she would get run over.
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Male 14
Crack`s a hell of a drug :-)
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Female 340
Expressive...Crazy...and a familiar sight in London ..but they`ve usually got a crack pipe in their hands ;o)
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Male 19
it`s like watching Elaine dance on that episode of Seinfeld
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Male 2,216
Poor girl`s having an epileptic seizure!
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Male 248
cause she`s not a slave to the man?
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Female 296
Drugs are bad.. mmmmmmmmmmkay!
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Male 3,631
^ lol! Such foresight...

I`m glad the streets in Japan are closed for this.

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Female 1,172
Japanese robot slave on the fritz.
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Male 9,305
YES! GO! BREAK THE SOCIAL BARRIER! USE YOUR SPIRIT! MOVE IT ON! GO YOU WARRIOR! YES!
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Male 644
uhhhhhh......... yea.............. ooooooo-kaaaaaaa
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Female 183
She had some sweet moves, though.
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Male 569
I`ve said it once, and I`ll say it many time again before it`s all said and done. The Japanese are insane. I love`em but my God they are insane.
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Male 1,348
I`d hit it.

...With my shoe.

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Female 109
Just say NO to drugs, Kids!!
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Female 182
bleh! what an oddball
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Male 2,616
I saw "kicks" and "nuts" in the same sentence, and was afraid to watch.

However, I worked up the courage and can say that it was nut-kickingly painful to look at.

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Male 20,829
Link: Crazy Japanese Dancer [Rate Link] - She starts out nuts and kicks it into overdrive at the 1:30 mark.
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