Closeted Children`s Television Characters

Submitted by: fancylad 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_Next-9-Childrens-Characters-That-Should-Come-Out-of-the-Closet.html

And why they should just admit it and come out already.
There are 42 comments:
Female 36
LOL, all of it was hilarious!!!!!
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Female 36
"Daphne had everything: a killer body, long, red hair and that purple headband. You bet your ass she was raising more than the dead on that haunted island (ka-pow!)" OMG, ROTFLMBO!!!
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Female 36
"We won`t stoop so low as to speculate about the implications inherent in George`s love for bananas and the fact that The Man in the Yellow Hat wears tight yellow pants"

lol, was SO wrong

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Female 1,297
they forgot BATMAN.
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Female 407
Ahaha, that was funny! I agreed with the he-man, knew it all along. I always suspected shaggy and velma though...hmm.
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Male 1,583
I was JUST talking with my family like an hour ago how i bet Peppermint Patty was a lezbian because some people in a car infront of us were wtching charlie brown on one of those flip down car dvd players.
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Male 81
WTF? Velma was hot!
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Female 2,196
what bout that dude from high school musical why are they only using cartoons >:O
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Male 73
Velma is WAYYYYY hotter than that whore Daphnie
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Female 352
what about the wiggles? or have they already come out
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Female 84
Uncle Fester! Uncle Fester, I say!
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Female 224
wait for it "blue balls" so damn creative
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Male 39
I know everyone knows this but I`ll say it anyways,

WHERE IS SMITHERS?!
WHERE IS SPONGEBOB?!

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Male 23
These people have too much time on their hands, not like us! Our most productive thing during the day is well.... commenting on what these other people did.... wow... maybe I should make a blog about something useless.. I mean I`ve got the time...
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Male 907
"But, when the prince shows up with his long flowing hair and his bright blue eyes, one look at Cogsworth`s smile tells you which way his pendulum swings."

Hahahaha! That`s just too clever! :-D

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Male 1,497
*laughs at the peppermint patty reference to being lesbo in the post*
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Female 239
They should have had James from Pokemon...HE IS A FRUITCAKE! He has a voice that was just designed to say "Honey, you look FABULOUS!!!!" He has soulder length blue, well groomed hair, wears a trendy matching outfit with that one girl he is working with who, by the way, he never showed any intrest in and he often dresses up as a girl.
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Female 1,306
HAHAH

i never read the peanuts. i actuallt thought peppermint patty was a DUDE anyway.

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Male 2,616
^ That was just a joke you douchemonger
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Male 105
"And, at no point in the 50-year run of the comic strip or in the dozens of TV specials and feature films, was Patty ever shown making love to a man."

I can`t imagine why. Maybe because... THE PEANUTS GANG IS MADE UP OF KIDS! Suddenly I want to find this guy and slug him.

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Female 121
I thought that was quite clever actually. I think they didn`t mention Ernie and Bert because everyone already knows they`re gay.
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Female 176
Marmite, hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Female 1,578
that was so funny
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Male 773
lol, the smurfs and the seven dwarfs are funny. lol @ r u kidding
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Male 447
lol he man made me laff
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Male 330
I just liked the Rainbow Connection video.
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Male 1,343
haha, rape trees.
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Male 6
Here`s an idea. Let`s Google `Cartoon characters` and take the first ten pictures we find, and twist them to be gay.


great. non-nice individuals.

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Male 1,275
Yeah that reeeeeeeeeealy original
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Male 2,160
He-man kings it all,that pic of him in a pink shirt with purple fur undies over his lavender tights is gonna haunt my nightmares for the next week
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Female 46
Just because Kermit sang about rainbows and never made babies with Miss Piggy doesn`t make him gay...

She`s a pig!

I`m sure if he had more options, he would have had little froggie babies by now.

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Female 876
Bert and Ernie..........?

That was a strange list. Yes, some made sense like Pepperment Patty (Duh) and Velma (Again, Duh). But Kermit, Curious George, and He-Man? Tch..

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Female 25
"We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, dig the whole day through! We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, it`s what we like to do" Hmmmm....
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Female 525
ahhh cant get picture of dwarfs "doin it" out of my head!!! ahh *brain rape*
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Female 10
They forgot the ever so obvious tinkywinky.
i also always thought bert and ernie were "partners".
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Female 1,470
Wth, k who the hell has this much time on their hands.
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Male 1,455
Some of those were really creative.
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Male 888
hm
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Male 4,246
"Eventually, you`re going to have to make a choice: Do I wait another two weeks just so I can spend a few, awkward minutes with Smurfette, or is Poet Smurf starting to look pretty damn Smurfable?"

Being a Smurf is suddenly a LOT less cool than I thought it would be.

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Female 3,726
Some people have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on thier hands.
)-|
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Male 382
Come on, that`s stretching things a little too far, eh?
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Male 21,006
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