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Date: 11/09/07 02:38 AM

42 Responses to Closeted Children`s Television Characters

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    November 8, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    Link: Closeted Children`s Television Characters - And why they should just admit it and come out already.
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    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:21 am
    Come on, that`s stretching things a little too far, eh?
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    November 9, 2007 at 6:34 am
    Some people have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on thier hands.
    )-|
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:42 am
    "Eventually, you`re going to have to make a choice: Do I wait another two weeks just so I can spend a few, awkward minutes with Smurfette, or is Poet Smurf starting to look pretty damn Smurfable?"

    Being a Smurf is suddenly a LOT less cool than I thought it would be.

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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:49 am
    hm
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:52 am
    Some of those were really creative.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 6:57 am
    Wth, k who the hell has this much time on their hands.
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    tarayayo Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:09 am
    They forgot the ever so obvious tinkywinky.
    i also always thought bert and ernie were "partners".
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:10 am
    ahhh cant get picture of dwarfs "doin it" out of my head!!! ahh *brain rape*
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    _Marmite_ Female 18-29
    25 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:33 am
    "We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, dig the whole day through! We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, it`s what we like to do" Hmmmm....
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 8:29 am
    Bert and Ernie..........?

    That was a strange list. Yes, some made sense like Pepperment Patty (Duh) and Velma (Again, Duh). But Kermit, Curious George, and He-Man? Tch..

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    AcidBath Female 18-29
    46 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 8:58 am
    Just because Kermit sang about rainbows and never made babies with Miss Piggy doesn`t make him gay...

    She`s a pig!

    I`m sure if he had more options, he would have had little froggie babies by now.

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 9:10 am
    He-man kings it all,that pic of him in a pink shirt with purple fur undies over his lavender tights is gonna haunt my nightmares for the next week
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 9:17 am
    Yeah that reeeeeeeeeealy original
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    mcstu3 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 9:23 am
    Here`s an idea. Let`s Google `Cartoon characters` and take the first ten pictures we find, and twist them to be gay.


    great. non-nice individuals.

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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:14 am
    haha, rape trees.
  17. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:21 am
    I just liked the Rainbow Connection video.
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    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:28 am
    lol he man made me laff
  19. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
    lol, the smurfs and the seven dwarfs are funny. lol @ r u kidding
  20. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
    that was so funny
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    Bellatrix391 Female 13-17
    176 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    Marmite, hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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    coleycolkins Female 13-17
    121 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    I thought that was quite clever actually. I think they didn`t mention Ernie and Bert because everyone already knows they`re gay.
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    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    "And, at no point in the 50-year run of the comic strip or in the dozens of TV specials and feature films, was Patty ever shown making love to a man."

    I can`t imagine why. Maybe because... THE PEANUTS GANG IS MADE UP OF KIDS! Suddenly I want to find this guy and slug him.

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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    ^ That was just a joke you douchemonger
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    HAHAH

    i never read the peanuts. i actuallt thought peppermint patty was a DUDE anyway.

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    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    They should have had James from Pokemon...HE IS A FRUITCAKE! He has a voice that was just designed to say "Honey, you look FABULOUS!!!!" He has soulder length blue, well groomed hair, wears a trendy matching outfit with that one girl he is working with who, by the way, he never showed any intrest in and he often dresses up as a girl.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    *laughs at the peppermint patty reference to being lesbo in the post*
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    "But, when the prince shows up with his long flowing hair and his bright blue eyes, one look at Cogsworth`s smile tells you which way his pendulum swings."

    Hahahaha! That`s just too clever! :-D

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    Thundabolt37 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    These people have too much time on their hands, not like us! Our most productive thing during the day is well.... commenting on what these other people did.... wow... maybe I should make a blog about something useless.. I mean I`ve got the time...
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    arandomUTfan Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    I know everyone knows this but I`ll say it anyways,

    WHERE IS SMITHERS?!
    WHERE IS SPONGEBOB?!

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    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    wait for it "blue balls" so damn creative
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    discordany Female 13-17
    84 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    Uncle Fester! Uncle Fester, I say!
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    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 10:02 am
    what about the wiggles? or have they already come out
  34. Profile photo of iChris
    iChris Male 13-17
    73 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Velma is WAYYYYY hotter than that whore Daphnie
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    what bout that dude from high school musical why are they only using cartoons >:O
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    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    WTF? Velma was hot!
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    I was JUST talking with my family like an hour ago how i bet Peppermint Patty was a lezbian because some people in a car infront of us were wtching charlie brown on one of those flip down car dvd players.
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    November 11, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Ahaha, that was funny! I agreed with the he-man, knew it all along. I always suspected shaggy and velma though...hmm.
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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    they forgot BATMAN.
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    girlygir92 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    "We won`t stoop so low as to speculate about the implications inherent in George`s love for bananas and the fact that The Man in the Yellow Hat wears tight yellow pants"

    lol, was SO wrong

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    girlygir92 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    "Daphne had everything: a killer body, long, red hair and that purple headband. You bet your ass she was raising more than the dead on that haunted island (ka-pow!)" OMG, ROTFLMBO!!!
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    girlygir92 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    LOL, all of it was hilarious!!!!!

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