Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago Entertainment

Wait for the intense crazy-eye exchange between Lee, Norris and kitty at the very end.
There are 69 comments:
Female 84
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. That much awesome on one screen should have caused a blackout.
After watching this video:
My Friend: "Why is the floor sticky?"
Me: "I just came."
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Female 181
Haha. Chuck sucks.
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Male 196
If someone grabbed a handful of my chest hairs they would mysteriously die just a few years later! I`d even replace blanks with real bullets and outlive their son! (joke)

R.I.P - Bruce & Brandon

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Male 2,372
lolk @SilentxEm

...can`t they share?

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Male 738
Chuck threw the fight. He was repaying a blood debt to Bruce. They are actually half brothers.
This must be true, as Chuck Norris cannot be defeated.
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Male 572
that was some serious pwning going on...
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Male 944
I always knew that Chuck norris would lose to lee, YEAH!
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Female 700
chuck just got gang raped by bruce lee. he`s so fast, he did the work of ten men. cuz if it wasnt bruce lee, thats how many it would take to take down norris.

BTW Norris was and STILL is a bad actor.

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Female 296
ewwwww.. i just noticed chuck has a hairy ass back!! **shudders**
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Male 1,064
chuck norris is immortal, it`s impossible to kill him!!! meaning shortly after the clip ended, chuck norris stood up and round-housed kicked Bruce Lee
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Female 267
NO ONE CAN BEAT CHUCK NORRIS MOTHERF*CKER!
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Male 1,289
=O
NO!
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kitty =]
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Male 994
Chuck Norris without Bruce Lee Professional Cowboy impersonator.

Bruce Lee without Chuck Norris Kick Ass Kung Fu guy.

You see without Bruce Lee there would be no Chuck Norris

Or form a Star Wars point of view:

Chuck Norris= Darth Vader
Bruce Lee= Obi Wan
cause of death? death right before light saber (roundhouse kick) attack.

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Male 142
By the way, from Wikipedia: "At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee whom he respects and considers as superior. In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee`s nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its US distribution), which is widely credited with launching his way into stardom."

So if it weren`t for Bruce Lee, who knows where Chuck Norris would be?

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

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Male 1,497
Chuck Norris never killed him... it was from water in the brain (i forget the term for it.. it started with hydro)...
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Male 1,497
I laugh at all of those who say CN cant lose... this is an old movie... back when Bruce Lee was the most Kick-As* thing around... if he hadnt died he would still be better than chuck
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Male 1,497
ive seen this before on the movie itself, i thought it was funny...
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Female 416
NOOOOO! He beat Chuck Norris! Did you see that!?

Oh, I get it Chuch Norris is so intense that he used mind powers to control Bruce Lee so Bruce Lee could think he was awesome Like Chuck Norris.

Then later Chuck Norris beat him.

I understand fully now.

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Male 210
you see the only problem here is...the only person ever to beat Chuck Norris is dead. He died one day due to mysterious round-house kick related injuries.
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Male 577
awww... a kitty! lol, chuck norris could have easily won that, and chukc is the reason why bruce lee isnt here anymore
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Male 994
Chuck Norris loses his powers without his beard like Superman getting Pwn by Batman with Kryptonite
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Female 670
I have a few questions/comments:
a) Were they fighting over the kitten? Can`t they share?
b) Did Lee rip off some Norris chest hair?
c) This would have been more entertaining with dialogue. I mean, if it had a whole buncha special effects, it might be able to get away with out, but... still.
d) Norris looks SO much better with facial hair.

and finally... in the theology room at my school (I go to a Catholic school), there`s a picture of Jesus that looks exactly like Chuck Norris. I think that`s saying something.

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Male 330
THE most epic battle ever fought. Nuff said.
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Male 1,265
Chuck Norris is a douche.
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Female 1,534
woo!! chuck norris finally got beaten!!!

and yey! kidney shots!!!

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Male 1,122
Haha, Bruce Lee has always owned Chuck. Bruce Lee died because he had already kicked everyones ass on earth and left to find a challenge...

Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants...Bruce Lee already knows the information.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Bruce Lee told him the last number.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush...Bruce Lee`s hand is the only hand that can beat Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t
wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....Bruce Lee tells Chuck Norris what to decide.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...Bruce Lee can slam Chuck Norris into a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost...i.e. Chuck Norris bites.

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Female 458
... Bruce sounds like a chicken when he kicks. "Buck-caw!"
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Male 578
Fools. Chuck Norris can see into the future and knew Bruce was about to have an untimely death. Hence, he felt sorry for Bruce and let him win. After this, Chuck ate the kitten.
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Female 52
lol. it was sort of anticlimatic. the kitten was a cute touch.

photoshopped!!! everyone knows that=

Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn’t
wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

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Male 354
scripted story so dont freak out.

o and btw this was before chuck reached his prime and when bruce was at his prime.

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Female 243
Oh, that was bizarre - even with the warning - but you have to see the very end to appreciate it. Norris in exhaustion slugging Lee in the rear end. VERY strange.
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Male 416
Obviously a photoshop, Chuck cannot lose. He just can`t... T_T
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Male 1,361
WTF what film is this??? but yeah it looks really good, ad yea it was totally the fact he didnt have a beard
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Male 69
"they made chuck norris wear white pants while bruce lee wore black...that`s racist "
no, its camouflage!
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Male 9,306
LOLCAT CAPTURED ON FILM!

"I`m in ur fitez playin wif rokz."

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Male 369
Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying facedown on the floor!

He struck oil!

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Male 163
Chuck felt bad after round-house kicking Bruce Lee in the face twice so he let Bruce defeat him...This just so happened to be Bruce Lee`s last movie due to a diagnosis of acute round-house kick syndrome after this scene was finished...Bruce later died...His last words: "Shouldn`t have pulled out Chuck`s God-like chest hair"
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Male 1,092
this should have been over with the first roundhouse kick
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Male 159
Ummm... Chuck would be mopping floors at some grade school right now if it wasn`t for Bruce Lee! Chuck learned what he knows now from the best martial artists of ALL time, Bruce Lee!
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Male 587
Whats with the kitten, and chuck really needs a chest waxing.

All that chest hair is enough to scare me.

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Male 45
So if all the chuck fans say its his beard, who would win in a fight? His beard or him :-O
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Male 3,619
CHUCK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.......
what... what happend? why did Chuck lose? is... is it even possible? my god... the world is changing before my eyes, why Chuck!? whyyyyyyy???

id prefere if Chuck would win, but i dont know about this movie so i dont know who`s what :P but why did chuck looose!? *sniff*

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Male 358
haGAAAAK.
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Male 4,793
kitty totally would have won that, what you didnt see was chuck and bruce begging kitty not to fight, he didnt agree, so they quickly had to sacrifice a small child before kitty tore them to pieces.
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Male 142
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet Bruce Lee
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Female 221
Are you telling me that Chuck Norris got pwned by Bruce Lee?!

I mean, Bruce is a bamf, but this goes against everything I`ve been led to believe!!

Chuck Norris lost! What else do I need to know? Santa doesn`t exist? Easter rabbits don`t exist? What?!

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Male 232
I agree with OcelotUK, everyone knows that Chuck Norris gets his power from his beard. They Intentionally cut it off to make Bruce Lee win. I demand a re-match..... Oh wait, too late Bruce Lee died.
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Male 217
lmao ive never seen him lose before
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Male 142
Oh come on, we all knew Chuck had no chance. I mean come on, Bruce Lee is about as badass as it gets.
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Male 2,567
chuck got wtfpwned!
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Male 946
that was some baaaad act-fighting at the very end there
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Male 85
Chuck lost for one reason and one reason alone.....he had no beard.
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Male 4,547
Well to be fair to Chuck.. He`s the one who is still alive.
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Male 1,275
NORRIS
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Male 123
"Um... isn`t it obvious to anyone else that Chuck LET him win? Please... he didn`t even use the other fists that are hidden under those manly sideburns. This video must be fake. Everyone who is anyone knows that everyone that ACTUALLY hits Chuck Norris turns instantly to dust..."


Anyone but Bruce. Bruce is king! WAH TAHH!!!

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Female 296
screw chuck and bruce AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW a kitty!
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Female 12
Um... isn`t it obvious to anyone else that Chuck LET him win? Please... he didn`t even use the other fists that are hidden under those manly sideburns. This video must be fake. Everyone who is anyone knows that everyone that ACTUALLY hits Chuck Norris turns instantly to dust...
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Male 778
"I am SOOO tired with this stupid chuck norris faze- time to move on!!! JESUS!

didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind."

And it shall, now with this evidence that chuck Norris cannot stand to the awesome power of Bruce Lee. The Final notion and end to the saga. The Norris has been bested.

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Male 1,385
Way of the Dragon is a great movie
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Male 591
I think you would have liked watching norris get his butt kicked then bassstud
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Male 761
poor passive agressive cat having to whitness all that :(, bte he feels dirty inside
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Male 551
they made chuck norris wear white pants while bruce lee wore black...that`s racist >-(
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Female 1,652
For goodness sake, Chuck, wax that chest! It`s like a carpet!
Bruce Lee was hotter.
The cat was a nice touch.
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Male 411
That`s the first time I saw Chuck Norris lose. All those stupid conspiracies about Chuck being a badass have finally been debunked.
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Female 472
This is too long. But man, Chuck has emo boy hair. HAHAHA.
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Male 192
I am SOOO tired with this stupid chuck norris faze- time to move on!!! JESUS!

didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind.

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Female 674
Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris
BRUCE LEE. BRUCE LEE.
Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris
BRUCE LEE. BRUCE LEE.
AH, A CAAAATT, OHHHH, IT`S A CAAAATTT.

Sorry. It seemed very Badger Badger-y.

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Male 623
Oh Em Gee First!!

I never knew these two fought, that`s tight.

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Male 19,861
Link: Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris [Rate Link] - Wait for the intense crazy-eye exchange between Lee, Norris and kitty at the very end.
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