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R.I.P - Bruce & Brandon
...can`t they share?
BTW Norris was and STILL is a bad actor.
Bruce Lee without Chuck Norris Kick Ass Kung Fu guy.
You see without Bruce Lee there would be no Chuck Norris
Or form a Star Wars point of view:
Chuck Norris= Darth VaderBruce Lee= Obi Wan cause of death? death right before light saber (roundhouse kick) attack.
So if it weren`t for Bruce Lee, who knows where Chuck Norris would be?
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
Oh, I get it Chuch Norris is so intense that he used mind powers to control Bruce Lee so Bruce Lee could think he was awesome Like Chuck Norris.
Then later Chuck Norris beat him.
I understand fully now.
and finally... in the theology room at my school (I go to a Catholic school), there`s a picture of Jesus that looks exactly like Chuck Norris. I think that`s saying something.
and yey! kidney shots!!!
Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants...Bruce Lee already knows the information.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Bruce Lee told him the last number.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush...Bruce Lee`s hand is the only hand that can beat Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....Bruce Lee tells Chuck Norris what to decide.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...Bruce Lee can slam Chuck Norris into a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost...i.e. Chuck Norris bites.
photoshopped!!! everyone knows that=
Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
o and btw this was before chuck reached his prime and when bruce was at his prime.
"I`m in ur fitez playin wif rokz."
He struck oil!
All that chest hair is enough to scare me.
id prefere if Chuck would win, but i dont know about this movie so i dont know who`s what :P but why did chuck looose!? *sniff*
I mean, Bruce is a bamf, but this goes against everything I`ve been led to believe!!
Chuck Norris lost! What else do I need to know? Santa doesn`t exist? Easter rabbits don`t exist? What?!
Anyone but Bruce. Bruce is king! WAH TAHH!!!
didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind."
And it shall, now with this evidence that chuck Norris cannot stand to the awesome power of Bruce Lee. The Final notion and end to the saga. The Norris has been bested.
didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind.
Sorry. It seemed very Badger Badger-y.
I never knew these two fought, that`s tight.