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Date: 11/14/07 02:01 AM

69 Responses to Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    Link: Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris - Wait for the intense crazy-eye exchange between Lee, Norris and kitty at the very end.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Oh Em Gee First!!

    I never knew these two fought, that`s tight.

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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris
    BRUCE LEE. BRUCE LEE.
    Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris Norris
    BRUCE LEE. BRUCE LEE.
    AH, A CAAAATT, OHHHH, IT`S A CAAAATTT.

    Sorry. It seemed very Badger Badger-y.

  4. Profile photo of bassstud09
    bassstud09 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 2:15 am
    I am SOOO tired with this stupid chuck norris faze- time to move on!!! JESUS!

    didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind.

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    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 2:22 am
    This is too long. But man, Chuck has emo boy hair. HAHAHA.
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 2:29 am
    That`s the first time I saw Chuck Norris lose. All those stupid conspiracies about Chuck being a badass have finally been debunked.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 2:41 am
    For goodness sake, Chuck, wax that chest! It`s like a carpet!
    Bruce Lee was hotter.
    The cat was a nice touch.
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    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 3:00 am
    they made chuck norris wear white pants while bruce lee wore black...that`s racist >-(
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 3:05 am
    poor passive agressive cat having to whitness all that :(, bte he feels dirty inside
  10. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 3:14 am
    I think you would have liked watching norris get his butt kicked then bassstud
  11. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    November 14, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Way of the Dragon is a great movie
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 3:46 am
    "I am SOOO tired with this stupid chuck norris faze- time to move on!!! JESUS!

    didnt even bother watch- wayy too far behind."

    And it shall, now with this evidence that chuck Norris cannot stand to the awesome power of Bruce Lee. The Final notion and end to the saga. The Norris has been bested.

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    superSALLY Female 18-29
    12 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 3:58 am
    Um... isn`t it obvious to anyone else that Chuck LET him win? Please... he didn`t even use the other fists that are hidden under those manly sideburns. This video must be fake. Everyone who is anyone knows that everyone that ACTUALLY hits Chuck Norris turns instantly to dust...
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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 4:17 am
    screw chuck and bruce AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW a kitty!
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    hoobaga Male 18-29
    123 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 4:28 am
    "Um... isn`t it obvious to anyone else that Chuck LET him win? Please... he didn`t even use the other fists that are hidden under those manly sideburns. This video must be fake. Everyone who is anyone knows that everyone that ACTUALLY hits Chuck Norris turns instantly to dust..."


    Anyone but Bruce. Bruce is king! WAH TAHH!!!

  16. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 4:52 am
    NORRIS
  17. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 5:59 am
    Well to be fair to Chuck.. He`s the one who is still alive.
  18. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 6:40 am
    Chuck lost for one reason and one reason alone.....he had no beard.
  19. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 6:54 am
    that was some baaaad act-fighting at the very end there
  20. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 6:56 am
    chuck got wtfpwned!
  21. Profile photo of neeley2009
    neeley2009 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 7:21 am
    Oh come on, we all knew Chuck had no chance. I mean come on, Bruce Lee is about as badass as it gets.
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    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 7:46 am
    lmao ive never seen him lose before
  23. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 30-39
    232 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:53 am
    I agree with OcelotUK, everyone knows that Chuck Norris gets his power from his beard. They Intentionally cut it off to make Bruce Lee win. I demand a re-match..... Oh wait, too late Bruce Lee died.
  24. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:56 am
    Are you telling me that Chuck Norris got pwned by Bruce Lee?!

    I mean, Bruce is a bamf, but this goes against everything I`ve been led to believe!!

    Chuck Norris lost! What else do I need to know? Santa doesn`t exist? Easter rabbits don`t exist? What?!

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    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 8:24 am
    When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet Bruce Lee
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 8:35 am
    kitty totally would have won that, what you didnt see was chuck and bruce begging kitty not to fight, he didnt agree, so they quickly had to sacrifice a small child before kitty tore them to pieces.
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 8:42 am
    haGAAAAK.
  28. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 8:52 am
    CHUCK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.......
    what... what happend? why did Chuck lose? is... is it even possible? my god... the world is changing before my eyes, why Chuck!? whyyyyyyy???

    id prefere if Chuck would win, but i dont know about this movie so i dont know who`s what :P but why did chuck looose!? *sniff*

  29. Profile photo of pizzahedd
    pizzahedd Male 13-17
    45 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 9:25 am
    So if all the chuck fans say its his beard, who would win in a fight? His beard or him :-O
  30. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 10:23 am
    Whats with the kitten, and chuck really needs a chest waxing.

    All that chest hair is enough to scare me.

  31. Profile photo of BubbaLuvSpon
    BubbaLuvSpon Male 30-39
    159 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 10:28 am
    Ummm... Chuck would be mopping floors at some grade school right now if it wasn`t for Bruce Lee! Chuck learned what he knows now from the best martial artists of ALL time, Bruce Lee!
  32. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 10:37 am
    this should have been over with the first roundhouse kick
  33. Profile photo of GlockPants
    GlockPants Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 11:10 am
    Chuck felt bad after round-house kicking Bruce Lee in the face twice so he let Bruce defeat him...This just so happened to be Bruce Lee`s last movie due to a diagnosis of acute round-house kick syndrome after this scene was finished...Bruce later died...His last words: "Shouldn`t have pulled out Chuck`s God-like chest hair"
  34. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying facedown on the floor!

    He struck oil!

  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    LOLCAT CAPTURED ON FILM!

    "I`m in ur fitez playin wif rokz."

  36. Profile photo of Myself4086
    Myself4086 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    "they made chuck norris wear white pants while bruce lee wore black...that`s racist "
    no, its camouflage!
  37. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    WTF what film is this??? but yeah it looks really good, ad yea it was totally the fact he didnt have a beard
  38. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Obviously a photoshop, Chuck cannot lose. He just can`t... T_T
  39. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Oh, that was bizarre - even with the warning - but you have to see the very end to appreciate it. Norris in exhaustion slugging Lee in the rear end. VERY strange.
  40. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    scripted story so dont freak out.

    o and btw this was before chuck reached his prime and when bruce was at his prime.

  41. Profile photo of marchforth
    marchforth Female 18-29
    52 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    lol. it was sort of anticlimatic. the kitten was a cute touch.

    photoshopped!!! everyone knows that=

    Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t
    wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

  42. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Fools. Chuck Norris can see into the future and knew Bruce was about to have an untimely death. Hence, he felt sorry for Bruce and let him win. After this, Chuck ate the kitten.
  43. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    ... Bruce sounds like a chicken when he kicks. "Buck-caw!"
  44. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    Haha, Bruce Lee has always owned Chuck. Bruce Lee died because he had already kicked everyones ass on earth and left to find a challenge...

    Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants...Bruce Lee already knows the information.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Bruce Lee told him the last number.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush...Bruce Lee`s hand is the only hand that can beat Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t
    wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....Bruce Lee tells Chuck Norris what to decide.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...Bruce Lee can slam Chuck Norris into a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost...i.e. Chuck Norris bites.

  45. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    woo!! chuck norris finally got beaten!!!

    and yey! kidney shots!!!

  46. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    Chuck Norris is a douche.
  47. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    THE most epic battle ever fought. Nuff said.
  48. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    I have a few questions/comments:
    a) Were they fighting over the kitten? Can`t they share?
    b) Did Lee rip off some Norris chest hair?
    c) This would have been more entertaining with dialogue. I mean, if it had a whole buncha special effects, it might be able to get away with out, but... still.
    d) Norris looks SO much better with facial hair.

    and finally... in the theology room at my school (I go to a Catholic school), there`s a picture of Jesus that looks exactly like Chuck Norris. I think that`s saying something.

  49. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Chuck Norris loses his powers without his beard like Superman getting Pwn by Batman with Kryptonite
  50. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    awww... a kitty! lol, chuck norris could have easily won that, and chukc is the reason why bruce lee isnt here anymore
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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    you see the only problem here is...the only person ever to beat Chuck Norris is dead. He died one day due to mysterious round-house kick related injuries.
  52. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    NOOOOO! He beat Chuck Norris! Did you see that!?

    Oh, I get it Chuch Norris is so intense that he used mind powers to control Bruce Lee so Bruce Lee could think he was awesome Like Chuck Norris.

    Then later Chuck Norris beat him.

    I understand fully now.

  53. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    ive seen this before on the movie itself, i thought it was funny...
  54. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    I laugh at all of those who say CN cant lose... this is an old movie... back when Bruce Lee was the most Kick-As* thing around... if he hadnt died he would still be better than chuck
  55. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Chuck Norris never killed him... it was from water in the brain (i forget the term for it.. it started with hydro)...
  56. Profile photo of neeley2009
    neeley2009 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    By the way, from Wikipedia: "At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee whom he respects and considers as superior. In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee`s nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its US distribution), which is widely credited with launching his way into stardom."

    So if it weren`t for Bruce Lee, who knows where Chuck Norris would be?

    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

  57. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    Chuck Norris without Bruce Lee Professional Cowboy impersonator.

    Bruce Lee without Chuck Norris Kick Ass Kung Fu guy.

    You see without Bruce Lee there would be no Chuck Norris

    Or form a Star Wars point of view:

    Chuck Norris= Darth Vader
    Bruce Lee= Obi Wan
    cause of death? death right before light saber (roundhouse kick) attack.

  58. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    =O
    NO!
    =
  59. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    November 14, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    NO ONE CAN BEAT CHUCK NORRIS MOTHERF*CKER!
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    chuck norris is immortal, it`s impossible to kill him!!! meaning shortly after the clip ended, chuck norris stood up and round-housed kicked Bruce Lee
  61. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    November 15, 2007 at 12:24 am
    ewwwww.. i just noticed chuck has a hairy ass back!! **shudders**
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    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    November 15, 2007 at 1:07 am
    chuck just got gang raped by bruce lee. he`s so fast, he did the work of ten men. cuz if it wasnt bruce lee, thats how many it would take to take down norris.

    BTW Norris was and STILL is a bad actor.

  63. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    November 15, 2007 at 8:57 am
    I always knew that Chuck norris would lose to lee, YEAH!
  64. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    November 15, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    that was some serious pwning going on...
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
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    November 15, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    Chuck threw the fight. He was repaying a blood debt to Bruce. They are actually half brothers.
    This must be true, as Chuck Norris cannot be defeated.
  66. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    November 15, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    lolk @SilentxEm

    ...can`t they share?

  67. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:00 am
    If someone grabbed a handful of my chest hairs they would mysteriously die just a few years later! I`d even replace blanks with real bullets and outlive their son! (joke)

    R.I.P - Bruce & Brandon

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    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
    181 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    Haha. Chuck sucks.
  69. Profile photo of Aloriwin
    Aloriwin Female 18-29
    84 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. That much awesome on one screen should have caused a blackout.
    After watching this video:
    My Friend: "Why is the floor sticky?"
    Me: "I just came."

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