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Date: 11/04/07 02:30 AM

175 Responses to British Punch

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 1:11 am
    Link: British Punch - Even when you punch them in the face, British people can`t help but to sound proper. Warning: adult language.
  2. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Heh, british people are weird.

    Was that set up? it looks like it was, but then again...well, looks like i`ll just have to go punch a british person and find out! :)

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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I can`t believe you`ve done this.
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    heidavey Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 2:39 am
    `I can`t believe you`ve done this` is terrible English for the situation.

    `I can`t believe you did that!` would be a lot more appropriate.

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    Neonmonkey Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 2:46 am
    LMAO!!!
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    kidcomeback Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:07 am
    im gonna go punch a british person now just to see if this is real
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    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:09 am
    Hmm...I`m thinking that an American would have been more intimidating in that situation.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:13 am
    It was a joke, a funny one at that. It wasent real...
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    drugster Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:18 am
    If you really did that you would get punched right back twice as hard... =]
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    tannerwoody Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:39 am
    I can`t believe you`ve said this
  11. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:47 am
    I have a little bit of an orgasm when british people get punched :D

    And i like how everyone is now going to go punch a british person! GOD IS WITH US TODAY! HE MADE THIS VIDEO FOR MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TO ATTACK THE BRITISH! THANK YOU LORD! I dunno why this wasn`t discovered sooner :D

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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Did he cup his hand and hit him on the neck? Yeah it`s probably fake, but it was still pretty funny.
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    beeeeen Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:01 am
    i cant believe youve done this! lol im from england and i dunno anyone that would say that. its more likely to be why did u do that or even better - ouch!
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    eagles5 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:04 am
    LOL.
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    leslie9800 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Lol lets go knock some brits. ^^
  16. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Haha.
  17. Profile photo of *Crazy Dude*
    *Crazy Dude* Female 13-17
    177 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 4:44 am
    oh it makes you proud to be english ...
  18. Profile photo of Rob666
    Rob666 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:59 am
    British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

    Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466? ;-)

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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:08 am
    Oh, and don`t forget they`re all bible bashers in America too Rob.
  20. Profile photo of Sadiee
    Sadiee Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:10 am
    He`s putting that on.
    And he sounds like a twat.
    Not all of us are so idiotic.
    :P
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    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 5:14 am
    hey salem, u Americans can hardly talk...if u can open ur mouth without shoving a burger in it. I like most americans, but people like u are just twats. Go to Mc Donalds or something.
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    Ratdog993 Female 18-29
    158 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 5:16 am
    You did this to me or any of my friends and you would get punched back straight in the gob. And we normally shout "Oi! What the f*ck was that for?!" The kid in the video is probably from London because his accent is posher than most people`s.
  23. Profile photo of dust_monkey
    dust_monkey Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:27 am
    salem33466 i suggest you go to Manchester, and punch some one. your most likely getting the 7 shades of crap beaten out of you.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:39 am
    I cant believe it, I just cant
  25. Profile photo of Joolz200
    Joolz200 Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:42 am
    I can`t believe how fake that was!
  26. Profile photo of yesssssssss
    yesssssssss Male 13-17
    61 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:06 am
    haha i no that guy! they was just messing around though
  27. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:08 am
    lmao
  28. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:16 am
    Not all Brits sound like that, that was a southern accent they are a little soft down their, up noth we would have turned and smacked him back
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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:17 am
    what i find funny is the fact that the americans think just cos one british person acted like a ponce when getting punched we all do. as someone said, go to manchester and do it ;) go on i dare you (or anywhere in the uk really lol)
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    yesssssssss Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:27 am
    freelop - the south isnt soft, its just that up north its pretty dam rough and you get smacked for making eye contact with someone...
  31. Profile photo of drpepperz05
    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:39 am
    salem33466 Get yourself up to Newcastle, you will see what happens when u het a brit :)
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    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:39 am
    hit*
  33. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 7:08 am
    hehe, i got to try that one time!
  34. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:10 am
    Obviously staged but still pretty funny. Although I`ve lived in England all my life I`ve never met a stereotypical English person- here`s hoping one day I`ll find one. Just so I can hit them and see what they say...
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    swarf Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 7:13 am
    That does sound like something i would say.
  36. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 7:26 am
    lol
  37. Profile photo of robint88
    robint88 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 7:28 am
    He`s English. I hate it when people call English people British. I`m not from Wales. I`m not from Scotland. If it was a Scottish person getting punched it wouldnt be "british punch" then. It`d be Scottish punch. So it`s an english punch. I don`t call american football "north american football"
  38. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:06 am
    hehehelolheheheownedhehehe
  39. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 8:16 am
    lol just cant stop watching it.
  40. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:22 am
    LMAO!! I laughed harder the second time I watched.
  41. Profile photo of goregina
    goregina Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 8:32 am
    if y go and find one of them devvo videos (youtube - devvo) youll see what people up north where am from talk like :) we sound nowt like that
  42. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:01 am
    How old are you Salem? About 13? Thought so!
  43. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:05 am
    He said: " Aw f***er!" Would have been better if he had said: " Aw F*ck turd!"
  44. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:18 am
    i dare you all to punch someone from the scottish side of britain. lets see how proper we are
  45. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:28 am
    Even if this WAS what people sound like in Londonish area, your missing scotland adn wales who sound completely different :P

    gotta love the scottish accent (along with a deep fried mars bar)

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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:32 am
    stupid! what happens if you punch a american person then? they whip out a big mac? :P
  47. Profile photo of robb0mayte
    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:36 am
    shanir rofl^^
  48. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:44 am
    The only thing I can think of is that episode of Family Guy with the "High Class British Porn"

    "Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

    Hehe. Funny stuff.

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    spatty Male 18-29
    27 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:10 am
    RULE BRITANNIA!

    you do realise that only a percentage of britons have that accent and that most others would have smacked him back xD

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    DoggyTom Male 13-17
    94 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:29 am
    Racist bastards.
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    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:34 am
    my god Americans are ignorant. Sound `proper`, thats just a normal British accent, he didn`t have a posh stiff upper lip accent.
  52. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:46 am
    this guy`s just a fag lol
  53. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2007 at 10:47 am
    thetoastking
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    417 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 10:46:33 AM
    this guy`s just a fag lol

    Better than being a douchebag like yourself twat and your so perfect now naa

  54. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:50 am
    haha what a retard^^
  55. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Ohh ffs. It`s Funny. Everyone`s getting their skivvies in a knot the fact is most of North America was Colonized by Europeans. Quit acting like we`re so different. It`s why we can understand what is being written on the screen, it`s why we have white skin and it`s why we all get jokes like this one.
  56. Profile photo of tazmania435
    tazmania435 Female 13-17
    76 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:08 am
    Err.. im from england and i havent heard someone say something like that when they`ve been punched either. Its a silly stereotype that english people talk proper all the time :( lol
  57. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:09 am
    All right, calm down, children.

    The whole mess was a setup, there was nothing at all proper about that accent or the grammar he used, and I think everyone can agree that Salem`s statement was completely out of hand. Of course, he lives in the South, and is so hyped up on his Jingoistic country music he`d throw on a sheet and hang anyone at all who doesn`t profess the Confederacy.

    Lame video. Even lamer argument.

  58. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:20 am
    Holy cow. I knew it was a joke, and yet...the way all of the English are defending themselves makes me think otherwise.

    And seriously. Can someone think of something else other than fat Americans?
    I mean, one more burger joke...It`s about as old as a `your momma` joke. I mean, honestly.

    Here`s some literary gold from Trumple.

    "hey salem, u Americans can hardly talk...if u can open ur mouth without shoving a burger in it. I like most americans, but people like u are just twats. Go to Mc Donalds or something."

    Friggin` hypocrit. You`re mad because someone assumes something about you because of your nationality. Perfectly acceptable. How-ever, because you had to open your mouth and spout out stereotypes that makes you -worse- than Salem. Why worse? Because you acknowledge that he`s done something stupid and wrong and proceed to do the same thing. That makes you worse.

    Good-day.

  59. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:25 am
    OK so if I agree that all British people speak like that all of the time, then all the Americans have to agree that they live in McDonalds, that 34 stone is slim and that there all homophobic religious nuts who have to interfere with other peoples problems just because they have something they want...hows that for stereotyping
  60. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:26 am
    Ah, beautiful international rivalries.

    I would say something pro-American here, but that kid`s accent was sexy. Mm, Brit.

  61. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Fair enough, Purey. I`ll meet you at McDonalds where I`ll staple a religious pamphlet to your forhead and preform an excorsim on you to `get the gay out`.

    But, remember. You better have a monocale, Top-hat and cane. And, so help me god if you don`t say Pip-pip and Cheerio.

    We have a deal. Don`t forget.

  62. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Who cares what nationality this guy is?

    Don`t you just want to hit him because he is a poser?

    Now where is my breakfast burger?

  63. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 11:47 am
    And how is saying `I can`t believe you done this?` sounding proper? )-|
  64. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Sorry, Neagle. I ate the burger. All the burgers. I live in McDonalds. I weigh a metric ton. (Not to be confused with Ton Cruise. Narf.)


    People, people. Can`t you just understand? We -all- suck. All of us. Everything from Americans to Zulus. We -all- suck. I suck, you suck we all suck for....Um...a...uhhh...I got nothing.

    Oh! I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for Asparagus. (A`la The Far Side)

  65. Profile photo of franny
    franny Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 11:58 am
    What a loser. Anyone from England would turn around and smack them back.
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    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 11:59 am
    thats awesome xD
  67. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 11:59 am
    Hilarious

    Europeans...lay off

  68. Profile photo of Bose07
    Bose07 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous.
    That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans.
  69. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    I`m British... this was nothing to do with the guy being British, he was just weird. What a weird way to react.
  70. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Imeagla. I love you.
    Aghhhh, thank you.
    And... That`s all I have to say.
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    Rufifi Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    ^^ i cant believe you love that!
  72. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    Bose07, obviously you`re retarded, so let me point out what an idiot you are...

    You. Bose07, actually wrote this.


    This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous.
    That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans.

    Had you actually read what you had posted you might have seen a flaw.

    -You- said
    "This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous."

    Alright, fair enough. Associating silly things such as a monocale or burger with where they live is ridiculous. Alright. Good.

    But, then you go on to say (quoting, of course)

  73. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    "That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans."

    How in the name of hell did you contradict yourself like that in the matter of a...couple of seconds, I`m assuming?

    Wow, my friend. Just...Wow.

    You`re a credit to your race.


  74. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    And, just because I have to know...

    Are there burgers in England?
    I`m assuming there -has- to be. I mean, Mad Cow disease originated somewhere in that vicinity. Which leads me to believe that there is beef, which also leads me to believe that there is ground beef served between two pieces of bread.

    But, the Europeans speak of Burgers as if they were the anti-christ, or the American`s demi-god...I mean. If there`s burgers in America, and we`re fat, and there`s burgers in England, but you`re not fat...Can`t you think of a new food? I dunno. A bucket of Lard? Fried Chicken? Something? Please.

    All this talk of burgers is making me hungry...Me being so fat and all...God-damn...Burgers. I`m going to go sacrafice a cow to the Lord of Lard so that I may continue being ignorant and...`bible-bashing`? Not quite sure what that entails...so, I`m ...gonna go ahead and get on that.

    Ta-ta.

  75. Profile photo of Zeldaman
    Zeldaman Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    LMFAO!
  76. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    Ok, apparently some of my posts were doubled/tripled. I don`t understand why. I apologize and am currently deleting the extras.

    Again, I apologize and do not fully understand how or why this happened.

  77. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    its funny how a simple joke cause people to get annoyed or start acting stupid
  78. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    caused*
  79. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    lol, classic
  80. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    I`d expect the "fisticuffs; defend the Queen" stereotype in this situation more than the "proper" stereotype in this situation anywhoo ;)

    Funny if you recognize it IS just a joke.

  81. Profile photo of ___xstacey
    ___xstacey Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    erm, okay. British people don`t actually sound like that. I know because I am british.
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    pinnygirl Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    I come from England and if someone did that to me, I would say very loudly `Ouch` and then beat the crap out of them.

    No one really talks like that anymore in England, at least, not where I come from anyway. Some of you people really should punch some English people, because I could really love to see them beat the crap out of you back.

  83. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    Whata ganster yo.
  84. Profile photo of populize
    populize Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    lol about 10% of the british population sound like that, the rest are normal folk not posh lol
  85. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    Imeagla: lol nice one


    bigbonny: I agree people just like to argue

    Bose07: Lol alright first off, learn how to spell when you`re insulting.

    Second, "American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that" wouldn`t that make you an `ignorant biased dick who thinks he`s all that` simply for making that comment. Dumb ass.


    Third, Bible bashing would be the opposite of what you`d want to accuse us of, it`s Bible thumping. Again with the bad insults.


    If you want to use the English language properly and talk about others doing it, then try harder.

  86. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    I think it`s funny how the most ignorant comments from the "Europe" location are coming from the 13-17yr old age range, a lot like when "Americans" are on the defense in a post.

  87. Profile photo of seth124
    seth124 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    You`re welcome to try it up here in Oldham. Its your face.
  88. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    /e-gasms
  89. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    "I can`t believe you done this!" LMFAO!!!! i just cant believe it, god scotty!!! ahhh for some reason i like British accents!! they sound.....purty!
  90. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    Yeah up north is rough. Try living up north and hanging around with gays and emos. I have so many bruises from chavs...
  91. Profile photo of sjay2005
    sjay2005 Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    obviously uve never been to yorkshire haha

    where the appropriate reaction would be "you F*****G D***head what the F**k did you do that for!? with a straight punch back.

  92. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    i would have punched him too. he looked weird
  93. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    hahahahah.
  94. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    So I`ve been looking at these posts, and I keep seeing a lot of American females talking about the sexiness of the British accent, whether it be English or such and such.

    Then I wondered if it went the other way around? Are American accents sexy to British people??

    *And I`m pretty sure that if you punched anyone in the face, no matter where they hail from, you`d get a ruder response than that nancy boy in the video.

  95. Profile photo of youturnmeon
    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    wow. you all are so sensitive..take a chill pill.

    anyway i thought the video was amusing. nuff said.

  96. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    And the burger comments made by the "Europeans" on this board are amusing.

    I know me, personally, as a proper American, love to get up every morning and scarf three greasy breakfast burgers down before I read my daily Bible chapter and head off to work.

    All the proper Americans here will most definitely give me an "Amen" and "Hallelujah!"

    </sarcasm>

  97. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    I`m American.

    But..

    You American idiots on IAB paint an awful image of what America is intended to be.

    Wait..with Bush running the country, you guys actually portray a more accurate account of this country`s sad state.

    My bad*


    ((* Ebonics for: "My mistake."))

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    thats_nifty Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    i think Imeagla debated this argument very well.

    Good job Imeagla!

    That said i shall now sing "Everyone`s a little bit racist" from Avenue Q. If you have commented on this post in any way i suggest you do the same.

    Thank you.

  99. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    sigh, cant a funny video be posted with out people getting all defensive or offensive about it...
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    stevo292 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    lol so funny:P
  101. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    Lol, Imeagla you`re a funny guy.

    But I do have a few things to say in defense of English people.

    Firstly, for those saying the South of England is soft, that`s bollocks. We`re just as hard as you are, however the majority of southerners know how to channel those instincts. The northerners however, whilst not being bad, have a certain passionate streak based in a history of economical turmoil and generally being downtrodden by, mainly, the Thatcher government, though it is worth noting the industrial history of the north goes waaaay back to the romans.

    Secondly, that`s not a southern accent on display. Like the north, we have a vafriety of accents, britol, gloucester, dorset, cornwall, londoner (cockney), all sorts. His accent was one of an over-educated pompous prick. Whether faked or not, I`ll let you decide.

  102. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    Thirdly, "Proper" is not a way of speaking. "Properly", however is. Get it right.

    Fourthly, that`s pretty much all I have to say. However. Since the americans who have chosen to post on this discussion have insulted my country, I`ve decided it`s late enough in the evening, and I`m in a suitable state of apathy, to return some insults. Soo

    F*ck off you unintelligent, triggy happy, gun slinging red necks. Why don`t you waddle on down to the nearest fast food joint, order up a Captain`s Own Bucket-o-Lard and gorge yourselves whilst watching some suitably dumbed down quiz show and drinking your cheap, piss-tasting, sorry excuse for beer. Then if you can get your overly obese bodies working for long enough, how about pushing that big red button which says WAR and attack some other oil rich country that you can`t wait to get your chubby little fingers all over.

    Thank you and good night.

  103. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    well i dont care what you say duncstar i think we should just punch a british person to find out it that how they react
  104. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    I can`t believe you`ve done this.
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    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    " Rob666
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    8 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 4:59:02 AM
    British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

    Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466?
    tainteddeity
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    100 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 5:08:41 AM
    Oh, and don`t forget they`re all bible bashers in America too Rob."

    Maybe I should be British.
    I`m not fat
    I`m smart
    I`m fairly polite
    And I`m deff. not a "Bible Basher"

  106. Profile photo of JRM1192
    JRM1192 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    not funny because it was clearly fake, "even an american could notice that". and before you rant i`m half american so chillll
  107. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    funny
  108. Profile photo of 8u1137590ng3
    8u1137590ng3 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    Not that funny but it is proper none the less. Its also a complete setup, I miss real videos:(
  109. Profile photo of jr_terror
    jr_terror Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Most Americans are not stupid, fat, or rude including me. And what the hell is a Bible basher?! Whatever that is, I`m not that either. Stop trying to find stupid reasons to put down Americans in hopes of making yourselves feel better.+ British people are also some of the fattest people in the world too.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    "oh bother"
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    i love how anyone from erope is calling it fake. sucks when an entire country hates you eh? i have no problem with europe aside from the fact that you are so full of yourselves. find a hobby. stop making fun of america and do something valuable with your life
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    XOsophiaXO Female 13-17
    6 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    thats REALY sexy!!!!!
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    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    Awesome
  114. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    i think he got a bad bite... anyway its a total joke, i lived in london with my grandfather for a month... never punched a brit in my life... wish i had now... anyway people like you shreder are the people we dont need commenting, america is screwed up but in some cases we are better than the brits and in alot of cases not as good as the brits dammit this turned into a political arguement... i was hoping to avoid that.
  115. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 12:30 am
    Oy cont beleeev youv done thot ...

    *note to self* find a Brit, punch `em in the face, then lmao.

  116. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 12:31 am
    lolers to RedSuit.
    I agree with you, very much so.
  117. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:25 am
    STUPID ASS BRITS HAHAHAHAHAHA
    learn some English and brush your teeth while your at it
  118. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:56 am
    ^^ What the hell cannibal ;P Although the language is named after us? :D.. Anyway he sounds like a jolly old rooster.. If it was me id tell them to F**k off and hit them back thats just me.. If i was from yorkshire then i would invite you in for a pint of strongbow then precede to smack you over the head with a table. But im not from yorkshire.
  119. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:47 am
    You are all so silly. No that`s not the right word, silly implies amusing on some level. Stupid, that`s the word. You are all so stupid.
  120. Profile photo of sirpsycosexy
    sirpsycosexy Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:47 am
    well for all those americans out to punch british people to "see what happens" let me save you the hassle. im british, and if you punched me, i would punch you back. and since we`re dealing in stereotypes here, we`ll assume your a fat stupid unfit mean person, so fair to say i would then go onto kick your fat stupid unfit mean person ass with little or no retaliation on your part.
    glad to be off assistance. xxx
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    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:48 am
    "Oooewhhww I carrn`t believe one should have one`s tenderest jowls absolhutely tenderised in such a common fashion as your rather inappropriate personal actions would tend to indicate, Reginald old chap. I shall have tattle to Mater in the event that you should feel so inclined a second time to perform thus!"
  122. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:53 am
    lol, they say "britain" try punching someone in glasgow... p.s. although that could have been fake, i`m quite proud that britain is stereotyped as being polite and well spoken. Whatever you say about europe and the usa, they`re both the best at football in the world.
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    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:58 am
    Haha,
    Wow,
    He sounds like he`s from Oxford.
    If that were Stoke, it`d be;
    "Eh, what the fk?" and then some scally`d `butt you in the face. Not whoever`d been punched, just some meaty chav`d join in for a laugh.
  124. Profile photo of yesssssssss
    yesssssssss Male 13-17
    61 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:14 am
    why are people getting so crazy about this. i known him, hes from exeter and this whole video is just a dam joke
  125. Profile photo of YamiGigaPhil
    YamiGigaPhil Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:18 am
    BRING IT ON WORLD!
    I`LL SPEAK POSH TO YOU WHEN YOUR ON THE FLOOR! >:D
  126. Profile photo of anime_chic
    anime_chic Female 18-29
    107 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:20 am
    lol @ Imeagla

    The video is a joke (though there`s nothing wrong with talking properly). It`s mental how people are going tit-for-tat for stereotypes.

  127. Profile photo of oddflame
    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:03 am
    British people aren`t like that.

    1

  128. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:35 am
    GOD DAMN IT

    is there always a link that starts up a stupid war in a comments page every friggen day?! cant we just leave eachother alone... -_- and god damn sterotyping...i dont like mcdonalds, and im not stupid... leave me alone -_-

  129. Profile photo of andymaiden4
    andymaiden4 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 11:53 am
    english people dont do that, well some posh twats maybe, however if you hit me (a brit) id knock you the drat out ;)
  130. Profile photo of mart1964
    mart1964 Male 40-49
    40 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    I dunno being English myself I can quite see the joy in punching that particular public schoolboy in the face - cause he`s a total knobhead!

    And as for the Fat arsed American`s who think that`s the reaction they`d get if they punched a British person in the face, come over and try it fat boy.

    You`d survive about 30 seconds.

    And Jesus won`t save you over here, we already sorted him out!

  131. Profile photo of baggyboy
    baggyboy Male 13-17
    59 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    "British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

    Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466?"
    Come on the Americans, us Brits will take you, and i bet none of us sound like that!

  132. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    I WOULD RATHER SEE SOM FRENCH A HOLE PUNCHED, NO KICKED, IN THE FACE
  133. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    For god sake Americans, get it right.

    English & British doesn`t mean the same thing!
    Britain is the combination of England, Wales & Scotland. The UK is a combination of England, Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland.
    NOT JUST ENGLAND

    And no I don`t hate Americans, it just pisses me off the way you constantly stereotype us as being posh & royal. Not all Americans are fat & stupid either. Stereotypes, there is no such thing!

  134. Profile photo of char20
    char20 Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 5, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    hi i`m from london and we don`t sound like posh twat`s. oh btw we britsh people have a number of times have helped the americans sorry arses, salem 33466 cos your always getting your ass kicked by other countrys and we have 2 save your mother fu**ing heads! so go ahead attack more britsh! like 2 see it happen.
  135. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    `STUPID ASS BRITS HAHAHAHAHAHA
    learn some English and brush your teeth while your at it`
    English people should learn to speak English. Yeah, good insult you dumbass )-| Doesnt this whole thing prove once and for all that everyone on the planet, no matter how much they argue, are in fact racist :-P Hell, I`ll admit it.
  136. Profile photo of chavtastic
    chavtastic Female 13-17
    18 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    lmao englands well known for its football hooligans and riots lol we`re not proper we just dont change our accent when we get hit round the head :| who does lol
  137. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    <punch> "Awwww, f*ck. I can`t believe it`s not butter!"

    I really don`t know why THAT phrase went through my head, but there it is.

  138. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    Its the upbringing that gave him the accent even the queen dosent talk like that and the rants on here are mostly pointless, consider the fact Washington was British,

    btw i dont like the british either,

  139. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    Its the god damn British vs Swedish nightclubs all over again XD
  140. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    "i love how anyone from erope is calling it fake. sucks when an entire country hates you eh? i have no problem with europe aside from the fact that you are so full of yourselves."

    Europe`s not a country.... shhhh...
    :)
    Im English and of course, I speak like that.
    Everyone in England does.
    We also all wear top hats.

    </SARCASM>

  141. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    R_U_Kidding > thats the power of advertising.

    lol! < at the video.

  142. Profile photo of purpledbooh
    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    lol! very funny, even more funny then reading the international argument.. i dont think it was fake; i think the guy was outraged and couldn`t think of anything else to say! :P most people (from where ever)wouldve probably smacked him back with a "what the hell? you c*nt!"

    and i have become another clone on this forum...

  143. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    LOLZ! HE GOT B`TCHSLAPPED!
  144. Profile photo of nachoviper
    nachoviper Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    char20 you brits have NEVER saved us in a war. Learn your f*cking history.
  145. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    this is why we are all drated... soon enough somebody who is on here will become a leader of a country, and start nuclear warfare on the other, and then that country will nuke the other, and then we are ALL drated -_-

    im gona set up a giant network of caves so i can sirvive... cheerio

  146. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    and i do believe that we helped the british in ww2 from being a pile of rubble from the germans...

    and... (no sarcsm) when did you guys help us out? i m just wondering, becuase maybe my history classes have been flawed, i want a british/english history book so i know what you think has happened... ill give you my address!

  147. Profile photo of lovejoy
    lovejoy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    That`s a bad representation of the British...ahwell up the Brits anyway!
  148. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    Yeah ok america, since you`ve given us Brits an absolute beating in your perfectly sound, logical and fair arguments, I`ll admit defeat. You`ve obviously got the best country. Well done you. Now we`ve got that over with, how about you stop shooting our troops? we`re suppose to be allies remember? Oh, and once you`ve got that sorted, how about you stop polluting the earth? And finally, how about you stop holding prisoners illegally in that poor excuse for a prison of Guantanomo Bay? surely, the best country in the world can sort those few things out?
  149. Profile photo of nachoviper
    nachoviper Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    duncstar, you`re a moron. Don`t act like your pooty country is free of all pollution.
  150. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    True, we have pollution too, but the USA produces far more. But anyway, here`s 5 things I`ve realised since watching that video and reading the comments:

    1) That guy deserved a punch for putting his sunglasses on just to take them off again for the camera.

    2) Americans, if you`re going to punch a British person to see what happens, be very, very careful who you choose. About 0.1% of the population would react like that.

    3) Brits are also known for their sense of humour, so let`s lighten up guys.

    4) Never promise a list of 5 when you can only think of 4 things, and

    5)

  151. Profile photo of nachoviper
    nachoviper Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    DUH we produce more pollution, our population is 5x higher!
  152. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    if you wana talk pollution go to china or india, duncstar, seriously. why dont you go learn who contributes MOST pollution, we do have a lot of greedy industries, we know that, but china and india are the worst, go preech to them and your country isnt free of pollution either, though, i give your country credit for trying...
  153. Profile photo of eatspaste
    eatspaste Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 8:44 pm
    LOL! "I cant believe you`ve done this." I love brits.
  154. Profile photo of Rymanh24
    Rymanh24 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    Can we stop the fighting over stereotypes?

    Seriously, all Brits do not talk like that. And not all Americans are fat, and rude.

  155. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    drat offf. That is so fake. I`m from england, and if somebody did that to me they would be flat on their arses.

    Here is a typical english dialect/accent
    NSFW due to language (Teesside Tin-tin):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlE80V9zu...

    Yes, I am from Teesside.

  156. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    Rite...
  157. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 5, 2007 at 11:28 pm
    GeN_Ex if Enlgish people know English, how come you guys dont speak it correctly? Dumbpoo eurotrash, go jack off to pics of your "mum".
  158. Profile photo of alink1000
    alink1000 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:19 am
    Mickey D`s, Mickey D`s (McLovin` it)

    Btw, I`m skinny as a pole, yet I down life shortening food like h2O. =)

  159. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 12:55 am
    would we stop crying if George Bush had it with the Queen and our countries combined?

    probably not...-_-

  160. Profile photo of owen402005
    owen402005 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 8:29 am
    Fake or not it was funny
  161. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
    That`s not trying to sound `proper`, that`s just how we speak. You don`t see English people laughing at A-merkins yelling "Oh my gaard! Like, why did you DO that?!" Also, Salem, go die. Or try beating up someone in a baggy tracksuit from Liverpool. Same thing.
  162. Profile photo of greya77
    greya77 Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 6, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    As a genuine scouser, i can honestly say, do that to a real brit and you`ll wake up in A & E.
  163. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    Ok, I didn`t want to have to argue with anyone, but since one idiot insisted:
    cannibal151:`GeN_Ex if Enlgish people know English, how come you guys dont speak it correctly? Dumbpoo eurotrash, go jack off to pics of your "mum".`
    "Enlgish", no dear, it`s English. Could you specify how we don`t speak OUR language properly? Because I would love to know your sound logic behind that. And, in fair retaliation to `eurotrash`: drat off you yank.

    No need for anything further. An eye for an eye.

  164. Profile photo of dazzlerby
    dazzlerby Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 6, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Too right greya77, i`m from yorkshire and i`d like to see any of these yanks try and put one on me, i`d chin em` right back!
  165. Profile photo of Squeepy999
    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    November 6, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    Hmmm, perhaps I should stop looking at funny videos, it would appear that just about every one spawns a hate filled argument that takes away from the hilarity. Thank you all for killing my laughter.
  166. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 5:37 am
    i dont care if it was fake
    i still lol`d
  167. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    November 7, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    The funny thing is, I have to avoid american tourists `cuz their accents make me laugh so much.
    "Thay kent sarp tha buz?"
    XD

    And Cannibal, arange this into a sentence, if your inferior brain can comprehend that comand: "Dick" "Are" "You" "A" "Head".

  168. Profile photo of Rymanh24
    Rymanh24 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 11, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    Um, Wildform. Not to poke fun at you.

    You spelled arrange wrong, and command wrong.

    Also, your simple sentence reads, "You are a dickhead."

  169. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 12, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    That was quite the splendid and exsquisite video to "Download" onto this inter-manet chanel...
  170. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    Uh... Ia whuz tired... yeah.. uh... LOOK! A BEAR! *jumps into traffic*
  171. Profile photo of Rymanh24
    Rymanh24 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 20, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    It gets better everytime I watch it lol.
  172. Profile photo of hencedaname
    hencedaname Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    I personally think its hilarious. Who acts like that when they get punched? I would probably say something along the lines of "What the f*** was that for?" Then I would kick the guy in the shin.

    And yeah, I realize this was staged.

    Hey Wildform, what was that American sentence supposed to say? The most intelligible thing I can make out would be, "They can`t stop the bus."

    From quickly scanning these past comments, I`ve been wondering, is there REALLY a typical accent (Whether America, British, Australian, whatever)?

    "I can`t belive you`ve done this." God, who SAYS that? Haha!

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    hencedaname Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    *believe
  174. Profile photo of hencedaname
    hencedaname Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    *American (Sorry about the typos, they`re bothering me.)
  175. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    December 30, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    LMAO!!! OH FU(K I CAN`T BELIEVE YOU DONE THIS!!!

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