British Punch

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1786427&fullscreen=1
Even when you punch them in the face, British people can"t help but to sound proper. Warning: adult language.
There are 175 comments:
Female 1,492
LMAO!!! OH FU(K I CAN`T BELIEVE YOU DONE THIS!!!
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Female 13
*American (Sorry about the typos, they`re bothering me.)
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Female 13
*believe
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Female 13
I personally think its hilarious. Who acts like that when they get punched? I would probably say something along the lines of "What the f*** was that for?" Then I would kick the guy in the shin.

And yeah, I realize this was staged.

Hey Wildform, what was that American sentence supposed to say? The most intelligible thing I can make out would be, "They can`t stop the bus."

From quickly scanning these past comments, I`ve been wondering, is there REALLY a typical accent (Whether America, British, Australian, whatever)?

"I can`t belive you`ve done this." God, who SAYS that? Haha!

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Male 3
It gets better everytime I watch it lol.
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Male 43
Uh... Ia whuz tired... yeah.. uh... LOOK! A BEAR! *jumps into traffic*
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Male 572
That was quite the splendid and exsquisite video to "Download" onto this inter-manet chanel...
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Male 3
Um, Wildform. Not to poke fun at you.

You spelled arrange wrong, and command wrong.

Also, your simple sentence reads, "You are a dickhead."

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Male 43
The funny thing is, I have to avoid american tourists `cuz their accents make me laugh so much.
"Thay kent sarp tha buz?"
XD

And Cannibal, arange this into a sentence, if your inferior brain can comprehend that comand: "Dick" "Are" "You" "A" "Head".

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Male 259
i dont care if it was fake
i still lol`d
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Female 120
Hmmm, perhaps I should stop looking at funny videos, it would appear that just about every one spawns a hate filled argument that takes away from the hilarity. Thank you all for killing my laughter.
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Male 1
Too right greya77, i`m from yorkshire and i`d like to see any of these yanks try and put one on me, i`d chin em` right back!
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Male 275
Ok, I didn`t want to have to argue with anyone, but since one idiot insisted:
cannibal151:`GeN_Ex if Enlgish people know English, how come you guys dont speak it correctly? Dumbpoo eurotrash, go jack off to pics of your "mum".`
"Enlgish", no dear, it`s English. Could you specify how we don`t speak OUR language properly? Because I would love to know your sound logic behind that. And, in fair retaliation to `eurotrash`: drat off you yank.

No need for anything further. An eye for an eye.

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Female 1
As a genuine scouser, i can honestly say, do that to a real brit and you`ll wake up in A & E.
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Male 2,159
That`s not trying to sound `proper`, that`s just how we speak. You don`t see English people laughing at A-merkins yelling "Oh my gaard! Like, why did you DO that?!" Also, Salem, go die. Or try beating up someone in a baggy tracksuit from Liverpool. Same thing.
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Male 121
Fake or not it was funny
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Male 1,497
would we stop crying if George Bush had it with the Queen and our countries combined?

probably not...-_-

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Male 3
Mickey D`s, Mickey D`s (McLovin` it)

Btw, I`m skinny as a pole, yet I down life shortening food like h2O. =)

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Male 1,550
GeN_Ex if Enlgish people know English, how come you guys dont speak it correctly? Dumbpoo eurotrash, go jack off to pics of your "mum".
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Female 1,470
Rite...
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Male 388
drat offf. That is so fake. I`m from england, and if somebody did that to me they would be flat on their arses.

Here is a typical english dialect/accent
NSFW due to language (Teesside Tin-tin):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlE80V9zu...

Yes, I am from Teesside.

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Male 3
Can we stop the fighting over stereotypes?

Seriously, all Brits do not talk like that. And not all Americans are fat, and rude.

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Male 64
LOL! "I cant believe you`ve done this." I love brits.
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Male 1,497
if you wana talk pollution go to china or india, duncstar, seriously. why dont you go learn who contributes MOST pollution, we do have a lot of greedy industries, we know that, but china and india are the worst, go preech to them and your country isnt free of pollution either, though, i give your country credit for trying...
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Male 5
DUH we produce more pollution, our population is 5x higher!
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Male 4,290
True, we have pollution too, but the USA produces far more. But anyway, here`s 5 things I`ve realised since watching that video and reading the comments:

1) That guy deserved a punch for putting his sunglasses on just to take them off again for the camera.

2) Americans, if you`re going to punch a British person to see what happens, be very, very careful who you choose. About 0.1% of the population would react like that.

3) Brits are also known for their sense of humour, so let`s lighten up guys.

4) Never promise a list of 5 when you can only think of 4 things, and

5)

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Male 5
duncstar, you`re a moron. Don`t act like your pooty country is free of all pollution.
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Male 237
Yeah ok america, since you`ve given us Brits an absolute beating in your perfectly sound, logical and fair arguments, I`ll admit defeat. You`ve obviously got the best country. Well done you. Now we`ve got that over with, how about you stop shooting our troops? we`re suppose to be allies remember? Oh, and once you`ve got that sorted, how about you stop polluting the earth? And finally, how about you stop holding prisoners illegally in that poor excuse for a prison of Guantanomo Bay? surely, the best country in the world can sort those few things out?
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Male 5
That`s a bad representation of the British...ahwell up the Brits anyway!
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Male 1,497
and i do believe that we helped the british in ww2 from being a pile of rubble from the germans...

and... (no sarcsm) when did you guys help us out? i m just wondering, becuase maybe my history classes have been flawed, i want a british/english history book so i know what you think has happened... ill give you my address!

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Male 1,497
this is why we are all drated... soon enough somebody who is on here will become a leader of a country, and start nuclear warfare on the other, and then that country will nuke the other, and then we are ALL drated -_-

im gona set up a giant network of caves so i can sirvive... cheerio

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Male 5
char20 you brits have NEVER saved us in a war. Learn your f*cking history.
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Male 2,781
LOLZ! HE GOT B`TCHSLAPPED!
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Female 122
lol! very funny, even more funny then reading the international argument.. i dont think it was fake; i think the guy was outraged and couldn`t think of anything else to say! :P most people (from where ever)wouldve probably smacked him back with a "what the hell? you c*nt!"

and i have become another clone on this forum...

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Male 10,440
R_U_Kidding > thats the power of advertising.

lol! < at the video.

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Female 630

"i love how anyone from erope is calling it fake. sucks when an entire country hates you eh? i have no problem with europe aside from the fact that you are so full of yourselves."

Europe`s not a country.... shhhh...
:)
Im English and of course, I speak like that.
Everyone in England does.
We also all wear top hats.

</SARCASM>

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Male 275
Its the god damn British vs Swedish nightclubs all over again XD
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Male 1,361
Its the upbringing that gave him the accent even the queen dosent talk like that and the rants on here are mostly pointless, consider the fact Washington was British,

btw i dont like the british either,

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Male 4,246
<punch> "Awwww, f*ck. I can`t believe it`s not butter!"

I really don`t know why THAT phrase went through my head, but there it is.

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Female 18
lmao englands well known for its football hooligans and riots lol we`re not proper we just dont change our accent when we get hit round the head :| who does lol
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Male 275
`STUPID ASS BRITS HAHAHAHAHAHA
learn some English and brush your teeth while your at it`
English people should learn to speak English. Yeah, good insult you dumbass )-| Doesnt this whole thing prove once and for all that everyone on the planet, no matter how much they argue, are in fact racist :-P Hell, I`ll admit it.
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Female 1
hi i`m from london and we don`t sound like posh twat`s. oh btw we britsh people have a number of times have helped the americans sorry arses, salem 33466 cos your always getting your ass kicked by other countrys and we have 2 save your mother fu**ing heads! so go ahead attack more britsh! like 2 see it happen.
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Male 518
For god sake Americans, get it right.

English & British doesn`t mean the same thing!
Britain is the combination of England, Wales & Scotland. The UK is a combination of England, Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland.
NOT JUST ENGLAND

And no I don`t hate Americans, it just pisses me off the way you constantly stereotype us as being posh & royal. Not all Americans are fat & stupid either. Stereotypes, there is no such thing!

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Male 115
I WOULD RATHER SEE SOM FRENCH A HOLE PUNCHED, NO KICKED, IN THE FACE
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Male 59
"British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466?"
Come on the Americans, us Brits will take you, and i bet none of us sound like that!

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Male 40
I dunno being English myself I can quite see the joy in punching that particular public schoolboy in the face - cause he`s a total knobhead!

And as for the Fat arsed American`s who think that`s the reaction they`d get if they punched a British person in the face, come over and try it fat boy.

You`d survive about 30 seconds.

And Jesus won`t save you over here, we already sorted him out!

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Male 27
english people dont do that, well some posh twats maybe, however if you hit me (a brit) id knock you the drat out ;)
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Male 1,497
GOD DAMN IT

is there always a link that starts up a stupid war in a comments page every friggen day?! cant we just leave eachother alone... -_- and god damn sterotyping...i dont like mcdonalds, and im not stupid... leave me alone -_-

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Male 193
British people aren`t like that.

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Female 107
lol @ Imeagla

The video is a joke (though there`s nothing wrong with talking properly). It`s mental how people are going tit-for-tat for stereotypes.

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Male 149
BRING IT ON WORLD!
I`LL SPEAK POSH TO YOU WHEN YOUR ON THE FLOOR! >:D
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Male 61
why are people getting so crazy about this. i known him, hes from exeter and this whole video is just a dam joke
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Female 264
Haha,
Wow,
He sounds like he`s from Oxford.
If that were Stoke, it`d be;
"Eh, what the fk?" and then some scally`d `butt you in the face. Not whoever`d been punched, just some meaty chav`d join in for a laugh.
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Male 121
lol, they say "britain" try punching someone in glasgow... p.s. although that could have been fake, i`m quite proud that britain is stereotyped as being polite and well spoken. Whatever you say about europe and the usa, they`re both the best at football in the world.
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Male 124
"Oooewhhww I carrn`t believe one should have one`s tenderest jowls absolhutely tenderised in such a common fashion as your rather inappropriate personal actions would tend to indicate, Reginald old chap. I shall have tattle to Mater in the event that you should feel so inclined a second time to perform thus!"
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Male 31
well for all those americans out to punch british people to "see what happens" let me save you the hassle. im british, and if you punched me, i would punch you back. and since we`re dealing in stereotypes here, we`ll assume your a fat stupid unfit mean person, so fair to say i would then go onto kick your fat stupid unfit mean person ass with little or no retaliation on your part.
glad to be off assistance. xxx
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Male 902
You are all so silly. No that`s not the right word, silly implies amusing on some level. Stupid, that`s the word. You are all so stupid.
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Male 223
^^ What the hell cannibal ;P Although the language is named after us? :D.. Anyway he sounds like a jolly old rooster.. If it was me id tell them to F**k off and hit them back thats just me.. If i was from yorkshire then i would invite you in for a pint of strongbow then precede to smack you over the head with a table. But im not from yorkshire.
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Male 1,550
STUPID ASS BRITS HAHAHAHAHAHA
learn some English and brush your teeth while your at it
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Female 1,063
lolers to RedSuit.
I agree with you, very much so.
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Female 1,063
Oy cont beleeev youv done thot ...

*note to self* find a Brit, punch `em in the face, then lmao.

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Male 134
i think he got a bad bite... anyway its a total joke, i lived in london with my grandfather for a month... never punched a brit in my life... wish i had now... anyway people like you shreder are the people we dont need commenting, america is screwed up but in some cases we are better than the brits and in alot of cases not as good as the brits dammit this turned into a political arguement... i was hoping to avoid that.
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Male 152
Awesome
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Female 6
thats REALY sexy!!!!!
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Male 799
i love how anyone from erope is calling it fake. sucks when an entire country hates you eh? i have no problem with europe aside from the fact that you are so full of yourselves. find a hobby. stop making fun of america and do something valuable with your life
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Male 2,076
"oh bother"
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Female 89
Most Americans are not stupid, fat, or rude including me. And what the hell is a Bible basher?! Whatever that is, I`m not that either. Stop trying to find stupid reasons to put down Americans in hopes of making yourselves feel better.+ British people are also some of the fattest people in the world too.
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Male 66
Not that funny but it is proper none the less. Its also a complete setup, I miss real videos:(
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Male 957
funny
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Male 6
not funny because it was clearly fake, "even an american could notice that". and before you rant i`m half american so chillll
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Male 155
" Rob666
Male, 13-17, Europe
8 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 4:59:02 AM
British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466?
tainteddeity
Male, 13-17, Europe
100 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 5:08:41 AM
Oh, and don`t forget they`re all bible bashers in America too Rob."

Maybe I should be British.
I`m not fat
I`m smart
I`m fairly polite
And I`m deff. not a "Bible Basher"

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Male 1,228
I can`t believe you`ve done this.
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Male 73
well i dont care what you say duncstar i think we should just punch a british person to find out it that how they react
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Male 237
Thirdly, "Proper" is not a way of speaking. "Properly", however is. Get it right.

Fourthly, that`s pretty much all I have to say. However. Since the americans who have chosen to post on this discussion have insulted my country, I`ve decided it`s late enough in the evening, and I`m in a suitable state of apathy, to return some insults. Soo

F*ck off you unintelligent, triggy happy, gun slinging red necks. Why don`t you waddle on down to the nearest fast food joint, order up a Captain`s Own Bucket-o-Lard and gorge yourselves whilst watching some suitably dumbed down quiz show and drinking your cheap, piss-tasting, sorry excuse for beer. Then if you can get your overly obese bodies working for long enough, how about pushing that big red button which says WAR and attack some other oil rich country that you can`t wait to get your chubby little fingers all over.

Thank you and good night.

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Male 237
Lol, Imeagla you`re a funny guy.

But I do have a few things to say in defense of English people.

Firstly, for those saying the South of England is soft, that`s bollocks. We`re just as hard as you are, however the majority of southerners know how to channel those instincts. The northerners however, whilst not being bad, have a certain passionate streak based in a history of economical turmoil and generally being downtrodden by, mainly, the Thatcher government, though it is worth noting the industrial history of the north goes waaaay back to the romans.

Secondly, that`s not a southern accent on display. Like the north, we have a vafriety of accents, britol, gloucester, dorset, cornwall, londoner (cockney), all sorts. His accent was one of an over-educated pompous prick. Whether faked or not, I`ll let you decide.

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Male 40
lol so funny:P
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Male 195
sigh, cant a funny video be posted with out people getting all defensive or offensive about it...
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Female 416
i think Imeagla debated this argument very well.

Good job Imeagla!

That said i shall now sing "Everyone`s a little bit racist" from Avenue Q. If you have commented on this post in any way i suggest you do the same.

Thank you.

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Female 2,074
I`m American.

But..

You American idiots on IAB paint an awful image of what America is intended to be.

Wait..with Bush running the country, you guys actually portray a more accurate account of this country`s sad state.

My bad*


((* Ebonics for: "My mistake."))

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Female 1,545
And the burger comments made by the "Europeans" on this board are amusing.

I know me, personally, as a proper American, love to get up every morning and scarf three greasy breakfast burgers down before I read my daily Bible chapter and head off to work.

All the proper Americans here will most definitely give me an "Amen" and "Hallelujah!"

</sarcasm>

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Female 245
wow. you all are so sensitive..take a chill pill.

anyway i thought the video was amusing. nuff said.

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Female 1,545
So I`ve been looking at these posts, and I keep seeing a lot of American females talking about the sexiness of the British accent, whether it be English or such and such.

Then I wondered if it went the other way around? Are American accents sexy to British people??

*And I`m pretty sure that if you punched anyone in the face, no matter where they hail from, you`d get a ruder response than that nancy boy in the video.

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Female 2,695
hahahahah.
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Male 686
i would have punched him too. he looked weird
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Female 117
obviously uve never been to yorkshire haha

where the appropriate reaction would be "you F*****G D***head what the F**k did you do that for!? with a straight punch back.

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Female 815
Yeah up north is rough. Try living up north and hanging around with gays and emos. I have so many bruises from chavs...
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Female 150
"I can`t believe you done this!" LMFAO!!!! i just cant believe it, god scotty!!! ahhh for some reason i like British accents!! they sound.....purty!
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Female 273
/e-gasms
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Male 13
You`re welcome to try it up here in Oldham. Its your face.
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Male 1,111
I think it`s funny how the most ignorant comments from the "Europe" location are coming from the 13-17yr old age range, a lot like when "Americans" are on the defense in a post.

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Male 1,111
Imeagla: lol nice one


bigbonny: I agree people just like to argue

Bose07: Lol alright first off, learn how to spell when you`re insulting.

Second, "American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that" wouldn`t that make you an `ignorant biased dick who thinks he`s all that` simply for making that comment. Dumb ass.


Third, Bible bashing would be the opposite of what you`d want to accuse us of, it`s Bible thumping. Again with the bad insults.


If you want to use the English language properly and talk about others doing it, then try harder.

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Male 46
lol about 10% of the british population sound like that, the rest are normal folk not posh lol
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Male 416
Whata ganster yo.
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Female 21
I come from England and if someone did that to me, I would say very loudly `Ouch` and then beat the crap out of them.

No one really talks like that anymore in England, at least, not where I come from anyway. Some of you people really should punch some English people, because I could really love to see them beat the crap out of you back.

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Female 91
erm, okay. British people don`t actually sound like that. I know because I am british.
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Male 536
I`d expect the "fisticuffs; defend the Queen" stereotype in this situation more than the "proper" stereotype in this situation anywhoo ;)

Funny if you recognize it IS just a joke.

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Male 1,825
lol, classic
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Female 2,196
caused*
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Female 2,196
its funny how a simple joke cause people to get annoyed or start acting stupid
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Male 138
Ok, apparently some of my posts were doubled/tripled. I don`t understand why. I apologize and am currently deleting the extras.

Again, I apologize and do not fully understand how or why this happened.

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Male 5
LMFAO!
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Male 138
And, just because I have to know...

Are there burgers in England?
I`m assuming there -has- to be. I mean, Mad Cow disease originated somewhere in that vicinity. Which leads me to believe that there is beef, which also leads me to believe that there is ground beef served between two pieces of bread.

But, the Europeans speak of Burgers as if they were the anti-christ, or the American`s demi-god...I mean. If there`s burgers in America, and we`re fat, and there`s burgers in England, but you`re not fat...Can`t you think of a new food? I dunno. A bucket of Lard? Fried Chicken? Something? Please.

All this talk of burgers is making me hungry...Me being so fat and all...God-damn...Burgers. I`m going to go sacrafice a cow to the Lord of Lard so that I may continue being ignorant and...`bible-bashing`? Not quite sure what that entails...so, I`m ...gonna go ahead and get on that.

Ta-ta.

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Male 138
"That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans."

How in the name of hell did you contradict yourself like that in the matter of a...couple of seconds, I`m assuming?

Wow, my friend. Just...Wow.

You`re a credit to your race.


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Male 138
Bose07, obviously you`re retarded, so let me point out what an idiot you are...

You. Bose07, actually wrote this.


This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous.
That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans.

Had you actually read what you had posted you might have seen a flaw.

-You- said
"This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous."

Alright, fair enough. Associating silly things such as a monocale or burger with where they live is ridiculous. Alright. Good.

But, then you go on to say (quoting, of course)

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Male 480
^^ i cant believe you love that!
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Female 266
Imeagla. I love you.
Aghhhh, thank you.
And... That`s all I have to say.
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Male 2,216
I`m British... this was nothing to do with the guy being British, he was just weird. What a weird way to react.
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Male 10
This Argument is Pathetic. American people are ignorant biased dicks who think there all that. Associating Americans with Burgers and English people with a top hat and a cane is ridiculous.
That British person reacted better than any Yank would. `Proper` is not a way someone speaks, if you want our language use it properly. Pfft, stupid Burger eating bible bashing Americans.
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Male 152
Hilarious

Europeans...lay off

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Male 290
thats awesome xD
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Female 97
What a loser. Anyone from England would turn around and smack them back.
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Male 138
Sorry, Neagle. I ate the burger. All the burgers. I live in McDonalds. I weigh a metric ton. (Not to be confused with Ton Cruise. Narf.)


People, people. Can`t you just understand? We -all- suck. All of us. Everything from Americans to Zulus. We -all- suck. I suck, you suck we all suck for....Um...a...uhhh...I got nothing.

Oh! I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for Asparagus. (A`la The Far Side)

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Male 275
And how is saying `I can`t believe you done this?` sounding proper? )-|
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Male 1,404
Who cares what nationality this guy is?

Don`t you just want to hit him because he is a poser?

Now where is my breakfast burger?

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Male 138
Fair enough, Purey. I`ll meet you at McDonalds where I`ll staple a religious pamphlet to your forhead and preform an excorsim on you to `get the gay out`.

But, remember. You better have a monocale, Top-hat and cane. And, so help me god if you don`t say Pip-pip and Cheerio.

We have a deal. Don`t forget.

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Female 147
Ah, beautiful international rivalries.

I would say something pro-American here, but that kid`s accent was sexy. Mm, Brit.

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Male 453
OK so if I agree that all British people speak like that all of the time, then all the Americans have to agree that they live in McDonalds, that 34 stone is slim and that there all homophobic religious nuts who have to interfere with other peoples problems just because they have something they want...hows that for stereotyping
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Male 138
Holy cow. I knew it was a joke, and yet...the way all of the English are defending themselves makes me think otherwise.

And seriously. Can someone think of something else other than fat Americans?
I mean, one more burger joke...It`s about as old as a `your momma` joke. I mean, honestly.

Here`s some literary gold from Trumple.

"hey salem, u Americans can hardly talk...if u can open ur mouth without shoving a burger in it. I like most americans, but people like u are just twats. Go to Mc Donalds or something."

Friggin` hypocrit. You`re mad because someone assumes something about you because of your nationality. Perfectly acceptable. How-ever, because you had to open your mouth and spout out stereotypes that makes you -worse- than Salem. Why worse? Because you acknowledge that he`s done something stupid and wrong and proceed to do the same thing. That makes you worse.

Good-day.

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Female 151
All right, calm down, children.

The whole mess was a setup, there was nothing at all proper about that accent or the grammar he used, and I think everyone can agree that Salem`s statement was completely out of hand. Of course, he lives in the South, and is so hyped up on his Jingoistic country music he`d throw on a sheet and hang anyone at all who doesn`t profess the Confederacy.

Lame video. Even lamer argument.

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Female 76
Err.. im from england and i havent heard someone say something like that when they`ve been punched either. Its a silly stereotype that english people talk proper all the time :( lol
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Male 3,431
Ohh ffs. It`s Funny. Everyone`s getting their skivvies in a knot the fact is most of North America was Colonized by Europeans. Quit acting like we`re so different. It`s why we can understand what is being written on the screen, it`s why we have white skin and it`s why we all get jokes like this one.
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Male 625
haha what a retard^^
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thetoastking
Male, 13-17, Europe
417 Posts Sunday, November 04, 2007 10:46:33 AM
this guy`s just a fag lol

Better than being a douchebag like yourself twat and your so perfect now naa

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Male 625
this guy`s just a fag lol
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Male 151
my god Americans are ignorant. Sound `proper`, thats just a normal British accent, he didn`t have a posh stiff upper lip accent.
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Male 94
Racist bastards.
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Male 27
RULE BRITANNIA!

you do realise that only a percentage of britons have that accent and that most others would have smacked him back xD

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Male 138
The only thing I can think of is that episode of Family Guy with the "High Class British Porn"

"Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are."

Hehe. Funny stuff.

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Male 89
shanir rofl^^
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Male 1,072
stupid! what happens if you punch a american person then? they whip out a big mac? :P
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Male 59
Even if this WAS what people sound like in Londonish area, your missing scotland adn wales who sound completely different :P

gotta love the scottish accent (along with a deep fried mars bar)

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Female 1,299
i dare you all to punch someone from the scottish side of britain. lets see how proper we are
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Male 876
He said: " Aw f***er!" Would have been better if he had said: " Aw F*ck turd!"
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Male 3,369
How old are you Salem? About 13? Thought so!
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Female 70
if y go and find one of them devvo videos (youtube - devvo) youll see what people up north where am from talk like :) we sound nowt like that
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Female 229
LMAO!! I laughed harder the second time I watched.
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Male 2,004
lol just cant stop watching it.
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Male 888
hehehelolheheheownedhehehe
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Male 59
He`s English. I hate it when people call English people British. I`m not from Wales. I`m not from Scotland. If it was a Scottish person getting punched it wouldnt be "british punch" then. It`d be Scottish punch. So it`s an english punch. I don`t call american football "north american football"
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Male 773
lol
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Male 44
That does sound like something i would say.
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Female 455
Obviously staged but still pretty funny. Although I`ve lived in England all my life I`ve never met a stereotypical English person- here`s hoping one day I`ll find one. Just so I can hit them and see what they say...
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Male 3,619
hehe, i got to try that one time!
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Male 133
hit*
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Male 133
salem33466 Get yourself up to Newcastle, you will see what happens when u het a brit :)
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Male 61
freelop - the south isnt soft, its just that up north its pretty dam rough and you get smacked for making eye contact with someone...
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Female 195
what i find funny is the fact that the americans think just cos one british person acted like a ponce when getting punched we all do. as someone said, go to manchester and do it ;) go on i dare you (or anywhere in the uk really lol)
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Male 442
Not all Brits sound like that, that was a southern accent they are a little soft down their, up noth we would have turned and smacked him back
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Male 2,567
lmao
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Male 61
haha i no that guy! they was just messing around though
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Female 129
I can`t believe how fake that was!
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Male 1,275
I cant believe it, I just cant
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Male 57
salem33466 i suggest you go to Manchester, and punch some one. your most likely getting the 7 shades of crap beaten out of you.
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Female 158
You did this to me or any of my friends and you would get punched back straight in the gob. And we normally shout "Oi! What the f*ck was that for?!" The kid in the video is probably from London because his accent is posher than most people`s.
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Male 422
hey salem, u Americans can hardly talk...if u can open ur mouth without shoving a burger in it. I like most americans, but people like u are just twats. Go to Mc Donalds or something.
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Female 73
He`s putting that on.
And he sounds like a twat.
Not all of us are so idiotic.
:P
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Male 848
Oh, and don`t forget they`re all bible bashers in America too Rob.
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Male 18
British people do not talk like that, however there is still a stereotype for it.

Just like Americans been very fat, very stupid, and very rude. Am I right Salem33466? ;-)

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Female 177
oh it makes you proud to be english ...
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Female 241
Haha.
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Male 82
Lol lets go knock some brits. ^^
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Male 272
LOL.
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Male 219
i cant believe youve done this! lol im from england and i dunno anyone that would say that. its more likely to be why did u do that or even better - ouch!
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Male 699
Did he cup his hand and hit him on the neck? Yeah it`s probably fake, but it was still pretty funny.
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Male 153
I have a little bit of an orgasm when british people get punched :D

And i like how everyone is now going to go punch a british person! GOD IS WITH US TODAY! HE MADE THIS VIDEO FOR MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TO ATTACK THE BRITISH! THANK YOU LORD! I dunno why this wasn`t discovered sooner :D

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Male 134
I can`t believe you`ve said this
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Male 317
If you really did that you would get punched right back twice as hard... =]
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Male 3,255
It was a joke, a funny one at that. It wasent real...
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Female 183
Hmm...I`m thinking that an American would have been more intimidating in that situation.
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Male 182
im gonna go punch a british person now just to see if this is real
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Male 3
LMAO!!!
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Male 26
`I can`t believe you`ve done this` is terrible English for the situation.

`I can`t believe you did that!` would be a lot more appropriate.

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Male 2,616
I can`t believe you`ve done this.
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Female 235
Heh, british people are weird.

Was that set up? it looks like it was, but then again...well, looks like i`ll just have to go punch a british person and find out! :)

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Male 10,115
Link: British Punch [Rate Link] - Even when you punch them in the face, British people can`t help but to sound proper. Warning: adult language.
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