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Date: 11/16/07 02:41 AM

77 Responses to Aiko the Fembot

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 1:41 am
    Link: Aiko the Fembot - Made by robotics developer Le Trung. November 10, 2007 marked her first public appearance at the Ontario Science Centre.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:45 am
    I`d hit it


    ...with my penis.

  3. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 2:45 am
    I lost it at "Why did you do that for? It`s hurt." These fembots will certainly make rape a lot more realistic for the perverts who buy them.
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Don`t make her too hawt or humans would perfer her over real human beings X)...
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    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:51 am
    "I lost it at "Why did you do that for? It`s hurt." These fembots will certainly make rape a lot more realistic for the perverts who buy them."

    Yeah . . . I was thinkin the same thing.

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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Photoshopped! Hehe. I`ve never said that on here before. :P
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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:02 am
    That is wrong on too many levels.
    That high-pitched whine whenever it moves was annoying.

    I wonder if she can wheel herself around...

  8. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:10 am
    That`s interesting. It`s sad that people don`t believe him because of the abuse photoshop is given. I mean, half the time I don`t know what is real. Images and video and even human beings can all be fake or artificial.


    ...it raises the question...are WE real?

    However, robotics is a very amazing scientific field! I really hope it advances in a positive direction by leaps and bounds very soon.

  9. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:27 am
    The first fem-bot they`ve built and it`s cripple?? WAY TO GO!!!

    I know it`s prolly to store the batterys and what more but it just looks stupid. They could have build it around a desk, being a service desk typo robot

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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:29 am
    HAHA
    LMAO She got felt up!
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:51 am
    Mani-Jac, they do not have time to built it for various fetishes such as the secretary fantasy
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    Gnarkill07 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:54 am
    god asains are retarded. who the fu(k wants a squinty eyed handicapped robot?
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    kingdante87
    141 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:04 am
    The Asian guy lists all the things that she can do but you know 99% of her output will be shooing hands away from her saying "I don`t want to do this any more. I do not like it when you touch my breasts."

    Other memorable quotes:

    "I am the first Canadian android to make a public app....." and then she crashes. I <3 Windows errors.

    "Why did you do that for? It`s hurt!"

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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:12 am
    You just know this guy`s whole expression silicon-mastery came from an early (and inexplicable) adolescent urge to physically abuse wheelchair-bound beauties...

    I applaud him.

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    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:12 am
    and then she bumps into the Gay robot, she becomes a f a g hag..and they all live happily ever after. The End.
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:31 am
    Can you F*#@* it?
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:32 am
    "The first fem-bot they`ve built and it`s cripple?? WAY TO GO!!!"

    LOL!!

    Asian Man + Female Robot. Make the connection. It`s quite obvious that pain and fondle programs were installed right from the get go. This is the future of entertainment. Best enjoy the outdoors and socially interact while we can; It wont be long before we can download all our wants and pleasures into a doll. Besides, by then the outside air will be too toxic to breath anyway. At least we`ll die happy, in that classic zombified, drooling way. Kinda like the internet is doing now, but even more repulsive. :)

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 4:39 am
    I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH MY BREAST
  19. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:40 am
    LOL, he grabbed her/its boob.
  20. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:41 am
    In all honest though, this particular robot is going way to far into Uncanny Valley (Google it). Looking disturbingly lifelike is bad enough; pretending that it can feel human emotion and sensation when it can never do so goes overboard.

    You know how it`s hard to do something with someone when you know they`re faking interest to make you feel better, or something like that? Thats uncomfortable. Now imagine that ten-fold. To have a robot to simulate human-like behavior to the point of being believable if you didnt know it was a robot... And as if women faking orgasms wasnt bad enough already.

    I wonder. Will we ever engineer a robot to feel genuine human emotion and sensation? Or will it always be a simulation? And if we do give a machine true sentience, wouldnt that just make them just as human in the end? I`m willing to bet half my life savings that once this kind of technology comes of age, the question of "what is humanity" will become the next big debate.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 4:44 am
    And the whole "Dont touch my boobs!" conversation from that robot sounds like an average conversation between me and SmarterChild xD
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 4:51 am
    I apologize if I sound a bit cynical, but where we are now it just seems that the more technology advances, and the more complex things become, our society will do nothing more than continue to spiral into the abyss of self-satisfaction.

    Sex, drugs, alcohol, it`s all so a person can feel good. Of course of this is placed in a negative light because it isn`t used to help OTHER people feel good. It`s just seen as selfish ambition. But by that SAME note, aren`t these people who are DEVELOPING the drugs, sexual devices, and alcoholic beverages creating something that makes OTHER people feel good?

    As a counterpoint that someone might bring up, yes, but they could also be doing it for monetary gain as well, thus turning it BACK into a selfish act.

    Therefor...I do believe we`re screwed...but at least we`re too buzzed/doped/wasted to worry about it.

    1:51am already? Damn.

  23. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:23 am
    I just farted lol.
  24. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:27 am
    um.... isn`t a fembot a type of robot used to seduce men and to shoot bullets from their jugglies?
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:28 am
    "I do not like it when you touch my breast"
    "Damn, back to the drafting board!"
  26. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:45 am
    "The first fem-bot they`ve built and it`s cripple?? WAY TO GO!!!"

    :aughed at that for like five minutes. Point for you!

  27. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:59 am
    Some guy makes incredible advances in Artificial Intelligence, and the only thing you guys start thinking about is its application to sex.

    ...
    Actually, I`m not at all suprised. :p

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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:43 am
    i loved the breast part *laughs hystericly*
  29. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:58 am
    Huh???? Why????
  30. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:58 am
    does she have feelings in her legs?? FOR SALE! Rape bot!
  31. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:01 am
    just imagine waking up, and that robot is staring at you...O.O
  32. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:47 am
    Why?
  33. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:21 am
    We`re one step closer to Chobits. hurrah. :/
  34. Profile photo of GuinnesApple
    GuinnesApple Female 18-29
    41 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 9:12 am
    "I do not like it when you touch my breast"
    "Damn, back to the drafting board!"

    lol! Yea I think this guy is going in the wrong direction with this

  35. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:36 am
    can you fu(k it?
    what?
    can you fu(k it?
    no.
    *everyone groans and leaves*
  36. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:27 am
    "That`s interesting. It`s sad that people don`t believe him because of the abuse photoshop is given. I mean, half the time I don`t know what is real. Images and video and even human beings can all be fake or artificial.

    ...it raises the question...are WE real?"

    We are all photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Profile photo of Hisshou
    Hisshou Female 18-29
    75 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Yeah... "It`s real, you can touch it."
    And she`ll hit you and whine that it hurts. :-P

    Kudos to that guy though. Damn; and that`s only his hobby?

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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    How can she open doors and greet family with that limp, rubber hand of hers?

    I sound exactly like that when I fend off predators: monotone and nonchalant.

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    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    The creator probably has a "easter egg" button where once pressed, the fembot would start talking dirty and move into one of 50 different sexual position.

    Just look at the guy...he`s a horny bastard if I ever saw one

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    Drahcir Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    LOLOLOLOL That`s hilarious. One day they will destroy the world.
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    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    hey its;
    "I can`t believe you`ve done this!" boys mum..!

    "Why did you do that for?"

  42. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    "We are all photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    ...ewww.

  43. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    by the things they did you can only think of what the Canadians have in mind....
  44. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
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    November 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    of course it hurt XD
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    here on IAB, every post is a `wtf` post.
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    summerfly Female 18-29
    157 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    I don`t feel like looking through the comments to see if this was said already, but it`d be a lot better if she had facial movements(I know they have made that technology) because just having a dead stare is sort of unnerving
  47. Profile photo of andymaiden4
    andymaiden4 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    haha he touched the robots booby! i bet you ten quid hes tried to have sex with that thing!
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    So it`s a female Stephen Hawking without the genius. Neat.
  49. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    there`s been like a canadian link every couple days lately, this rocks.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    The speech could be anything they wanted, right? I could have thought of better lines than that.

    *grab robotic breast*
    Robot: "Oh ya? WARNING! WARNING! MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS IS WITHIN MY PROXIMITY! I REPEAT! MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS IS WITHIN MY PROXIMITY!"

  51. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    she has the sillyest facial expression, like shes retarded
  52. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    Wow this is pretty old. i saw this at the beginning of this year. Either way, its still pretty crazy what can be done with technology.
  53. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    "The first fem-bot they`ve built and it`s cripple?? WAY TO GO!!!"
    ^^
    LOL,Your commment amused me more than the video.
  54. Profile photo of wyrwich
    wyrwich Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    "I apologize if I sound a bit cynical, but where we are now it just seems that the more technology advances, and the more complex things become, our society will do nothing more than continue to spiral into the abyss of self-satisfaction.

    Sex, drugs, alcohol, it`s all so a person can feel good. Of course of this is placed in a negative light because it isn`t used to help OTHER people feel good. It`s just seen as selfish ambition. But by that SAME note, aren`t these people who are DEVELOPING the drugs, sexual devices, and alcoholic beverages creating something that makes OTHER people feel good?

    As a counterpoint that someone might bring up, yes, but they could also be doing it for monetary gain as well, thus turning it BACK into a selfish act.

    Therefor...I do believe we`re screwed...but at least we`re too buzzed/doped/wasted to worry about it.

    1:51am already? Damn. "
    try to not think about stuff so hard bro.

  55. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    November 16, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    if its real, its a pretty good achievement for the guy.
  56. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    " i do not like it when you touch my breasts"
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    November 16, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    so its on a wheelchair and only has one hand and that hand is weak i agree with the cripple comment =P
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    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 1:07 am
    Man she looks retarded
  59. Profile photo of Zero_Talent
    Zero_Talent Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2007 at 1:17 am
    I lmao at the boob groping part.
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    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Pretty realistic. I`d hit it.
  61. Profile photo of becbec96
    becbec96 Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2007 at 7:49 am
    i do not like it when you touch my breast!
  62. Profile photo of Dragynwing
    Dragynwing Female 18-29
    130 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 10:16 am
    i love that the first thing he does is assaults her then gropes her. that robot`s in for a heck of a life.
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    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 11:00 am
    You heard him listing all of her uses? Well I could think of one now. An extra in a horror movie. She could play the zombie or something. Jerky movements. If she were to be used in a house with old ppl in it,there is a high chance that she`ll give them heart attacks. SCARY!
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2007 at 11:31 am
    Stupid and un interactive. Just a recording in a jerky slow moving pile of trash.
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    lol_girl Female 13-17
    21 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    lol

    thats it lol.

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    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    Cool but creepy at the same time
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    I`m gonna go to the Science Center now and see her. XD
    Haven`t been there in almost a year...last time I went was for the Marvel comic book exhibit...that was cool. =)
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    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    I am impressed by this guy`s skills but why in the hell would you make a fembot that DIDN`t like it when you touched her breast? I mean come on man!
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    sarajayne33 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    haha.
    *slaps guys face*
    "I do not like it when you touch my breasts."
    hilarious.

    would have been better if she came equiped with a taser nd tasered his a s s after swearing at him.

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    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    "I do not like it when you touch my breast..." Hmmm, must be a MARRIED fembot!!!
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    We`re one step closer to Chobits. hurrah. :/
    -----------------------------------------
    It DID make me think about Persocoms, I`ll admit.
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    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    November 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    "We`re one step closer to Chobits. hurrah. :/"

    that sort of scares me. Also I was also thinking, can I F(*k it but then I started thinking about her voice, can you imagine fO*&ing something with that kind of voice.......it would be like f*(king my gf.

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    eatspaste Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    Reminds me of the android from Portal.
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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    You KNOW these were made by 35 year old computer nerds who can`t get a date otherwise.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 12:03 am
    She looks pretty hot for silicone. Too bad she sounds like Stephen Hawking + an octave. That`s way un-sexy. Still, she`s feisty...pretty good right hook for a craptastic robot-reject from Pirates of the Caribbean.
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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    November 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I dont think this is much of a tech advance. from what i can see is different parts have impact sensors and depending on the pressure it will send a msg to the bot and the bot will response back with text and animation script. The person talking is just using a text to speech and the bot is responsing using like a smarterchild engine.
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    Brokenbones Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2007 at 8:35 am
    No futurama guys? NOthing? Jesus.

    LUCY LU BOT FTW!

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