Zookeepers Give Webcams to Lonely Monkeys

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

What"s the first thing monkeys use their webcams for? You guessed it, monkey porn.
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Male 5,189
LOOL 1:48
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Male 53
O-o what??
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Female 2,064
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anyone know if that was a real song? And if it was, what was it?

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Male 7
i was completely fooled at first...then when the danceing monkey poped up i was suspisiouse...when the porn monkey first started i was like well MAYBE but then after they talked about the porno monkey haveing their own website i was like lol its fake
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Male 1,623
the host had a huge head... and a huge mouth... im frightened
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Male 147
"Thursday, October 25, 2007 3:32:03 PM
Did anybody catch the url of that Katie website. It went by so fast, I couldn`t get it and pausing didn`t do any good.
Well, let me know."

katesplaycage
that`s all it says

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Female 630
HHAAA i believed it for ageeeeeeees
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Male 778
its probably a real system, and a real news reel with a twist and hidden message.. which is neat.. but odd lol.
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Female 441
I believed it until the lonely girl reference...

o & ahah! i got it! the monkeys r us...an...and...and...the internet has ruined us all!!! <or sumthing like that>

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Female 1,697
first I thought it was real, then when the monkey started dancing I was like wtf and finally a giggle.
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Male 88
Oh my god, that Gemma Hutch :3
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Female 1,297
`self obsessed , fame hungey narcissists` sounds familiar
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Female 24
yeah it might be a good idea..until they start flinging poop at them.
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Female 815
Gemma had saggy breasts and bright orange skin. Nuff said.
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Male 238
HAH THEY FOOLED ME. I also thought it was real at first.
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Male 888
rofl lightsaber monkey...

and yea that masturbating monkey was punching him/herself in the groin

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Male 1,385
thought it was real at first just like the doped up spiders
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Male 383
anyone else here who kept looping the seconds with that woman zoologist in the tank top? mmmm
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Male 259
stupid.
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Male 128
Dude did you see how big that guys mouth was
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Female 458
WTF o.o
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Male 1,289
That`s pretty lame...i thought it was real, then they tried to make it "funny"
ugh.
1 star.
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Male 965
Had me going for a little bit lol. The lonely girl part kinda gave it away.
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Female 75
hahaa i thought that was so real.
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Male 543
lol. i so thought it was real. veddy nice!
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Female 442
God, I thought it was real at first, too, and was just like `Wow, this is retarded...`

It`s amazing what the internet can do to monkeys. Of course that would never happen with a human!! God, no!! <sarcasm>

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Male 1,141
hahaha
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Female 1,496
What I learned by watching this video:

Gemma=Hot.

Yea, that`s it.

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Male 53
whow scary... but it was shopped each frame... someones got mad shopping skills!
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Female 1,470
For a second i thought it was real until the singing monkey came on.
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Male 334
pretty believable at first
but then it was like wtf
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Male 66
ok i really believed it untill the emo monkey witht the guitar showed up
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Female 66
o.O!
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Male 322
i gotta say that i didnt see that one coming at all...
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Male 870
Nice example of the fake documentary genre.
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Female 1,652
lmao @ the dancing baboon.

NUMA NUMA MONKEY!

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Female 1,407
Monkeys...*so glad this clip was a fake*
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Male 12
lol.. wtf.. they should really try it for reals.. and that chick was cute!
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Male 315
Thoroughly enjoyed allegory.

I am even more amused at the posters who either believed the video, or clearly didn`t watch.

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Female 85
haha i thought it was real at first
anyways, good point.
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Female 546
LOL! :D
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Male 315
I really should have caught that at the lonely girl reference, but I didn`t all the way to the monkey porn thing. I assumed the dancing was done by the news company.
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Male 2,781
WOW THAT CHIK ZOOLOGIST!!!
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Male 1,029
`Shopped!!!
No really it was. And someone had to.`
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And it would have been funny if it was real.
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Male 121
allegory for the win. I thought it was real at first too.
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Male 15
Shopped!!!
No really it was. And someone had to.
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Female 1,134
oh dear god...i dont ever want to see monkey porn jesus christ.......humans like human porn, monkeys like monkey porn....gahhh ewwwww!!! thankfuly its fake and i dont ever want it to be really real.
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Male 3,619
wtf, alitle funny but i didn`t think it was that cool :S
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Male 225
lmfao thats all
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Female 434
D:
I was like `Wow, they spent that much equipment on poo-flingers?`, then the baboon-thing started dancing and I realised it was fake.
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Male 142
ROLF man that was good.
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Female 60
Goddamned monkeys! Always stealing the attention.

I`m sure lonelygirl15 has a new half assed emo vid up, thats waaaay more interesting than monkey porn....

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Female 273
hahahhahahaha
yeah I thought it was real, and then they talked about "lonely girl" and I was like...hmm but then of course the dancing monkey was when I realized it was fake.
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Male 445
Did anybody catch the url of that Katie website. It went by so fast, I couldn`t get it and pausing didn`t do any good.

Well, let me know.

TIA

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Male 3,255
lol you can tell the first few people dident watch it all the way :P
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Male 516
That was funny as hell. Had me fooled until the dancing baboon!
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Male 4,004
Monkeys in zoos... tend to masturbate...now they do it on webcam. They will also fling virtual feces. What next Monkey Facebook, so they can look up monkeys they met once? Monkey MSN where instead of nudging, they fling crap?
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Male 121
lol, i realised it was fake when the monkey did the dancing thing, i was like hey wait... but up until that point i was completely fooled.
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Female 4
I think this is suppose to make fun of humans....but I could be wrong....
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Female 267
Haha lightsaber monkey!
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Male 1,023
lol. i sorta realized it was fake once they talked about how the one monkey changed from being active to not. hilarious.
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Male 2,616
I love the taste of monkeys.
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Male 533
yeah me too, i still think its a good idea.
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Male 48
i thought it was real at first and i was like uhh, then i realized it was fake :)
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Female 145
wtf.
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Male 343
wtf?
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Female 367
What`s next...
Monkey Facebook?
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Female 242
ummmmmmmm...whatttt
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Male 20,901
Link: Zookeepers Give Webcams to Lonely Monkeys [Rate Link] - What`s the first thing monkeys use their webcams for? You guessed it, monkey porn.
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