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Date: 10/25/07 01:24 PM

69 Responses to Zookeepers Give Webcams to Lonely Monkeys

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    Link: Zookeepers Give Webcams to Lonely Monkeys - What`s the first thing monkeys use their webcams for? You guessed it, monkey porn.
  2. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    ummmmmmmm...whatttt
  3. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    What`s next...
    Monkey Facebook?
  4. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    wtf?
  5. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    wtf.
  6. Profile photo of Dorito123
    Dorito123 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    i thought it was real at first and i was like uhh, then i realized it was fake :)
  7. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    yeah me too, i still think its a good idea.
  8. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    I love the taste of monkeys.
  9. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    lol. i sorta realized it was fake once they talked about how the one monkey changed from being active to not. hilarious.
  10. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    Haha lightsaber monkey!
  11. Profile photo of zoboo
    zoboo Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    I think this is suppose to make fun of humans....but I could be wrong....
  12. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    lol, i realised it was fake when the monkey did the dancing thing, i was like hey wait... but up until that point i was completely fooled.
  13. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    Monkeys in zoos... tend to masturbate...now they do it on webcam. They will also fling virtual feces. What next Monkey Facebook, so they can look up monkeys they met once? Monkey MSN where instead of nudging, they fling crap?
  14. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    That was funny as hell. Had me fooled until the dancing baboon!
  15. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    lol you can tell the first few people dident watch it all the way :P
  16. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Did anybody catch the url of that Katie website. It went by so fast, I couldn`t get it and pausing didn`t do any good.

    Well, let me know.

    TIA

  17. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    hahahhahahaha
    yeah I thought it was real, and then they talked about "lonely girl" and I was like...hmm but then of course the dancing monkey was when I realized it was fake.
  18. Profile photo of friskeh
    friskeh Female 18-29
    60 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Goddamned monkeys! Always stealing the attention.

    I`m sure lonelygirl15 has a new half assed emo vid up, thats waaaay more interesting than monkey porn....

  19. Profile photo of toonmi2002
    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    ROLF man that was good.
  20. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    D:
    I was like `Wow, they spent that much equipment on poo-flingers?`, then the baboon-thing started dancing and I realised it was fake.
  21. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    lmfao thats all
  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    wtf, alitle funny but i didn`t think it was that cool :S
  23. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    oh dear god...i dont ever want to see monkey porn jesus christ.......humans like human porn, monkeys like monkey porn....gahhh ewwwww!!! thankfuly its fake and i dont ever want it to be really real.
  24. Profile photo of mikepat992
    mikepat992 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    Shopped!!!
    No really it was. And someone had to.
  25. Profile photo of runeguy37
    runeguy37 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    allegory for the win. I thought it was real at first too.
  26. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    `Shopped!!!
    No really it was. And someone had to.`
    --------------------------------------------
    And it would have been funny if it was real.
  27. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    WOW THAT CHIK ZOOLOGIST!!!
  28. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    I really should have caught that at the lonely girl reference, but I didn`t all the way to the monkey porn thing. I assumed the dancing was done by the news company.
  29. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    LOL! :D
  30. Profile photo of swankdat
    swankdat Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    haha i thought it was real at first
    anyways, good point.
  31. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    Thoroughly enjoyed allegory.

    I am even more amused at the posters who either believed the video, or clearly didn`t watch.

  32. Profile photo of patata
    patata Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    lol.. wtf.. they should really try it for reals.. and that chick was cute!
  33. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    Monkeys...*so glad this clip was a fake*
  34. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    lmao @ the dancing baboon.

    NUMA NUMA MONKEY!

  35. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    Nice example of the fake documentary genre.
  36. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    i gotta say that i didnt see that one coming at all...
  37. Profile photo of DrkAng3Lx
    DrkAng3Lx Female 13-17
    66 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    o.O!
  38. Profile photo of fisttoface
    fisttoface Male 13-17
    66 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    ok i really believed it untill the emo monkey witht the guitar showed up
  39. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    pretty believable at first
    but then it was like wtf
  40. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    For a second i thought it was real until the singing monkey came on.
  41. Profile photo of Masterdog99
    Masterdog99 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    whow scary... but it was shopped each frame... someones got mad shopping skills!
  42. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    What I learned by watching this video:

    Gemma=Hot.

    Yea, that`s it.

  43. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    hahaha
  44. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    God, I thought it was real at first, too, and was just like `Wow, this is retarded...`

    It`s amazing what the internet can do to monkeys. Of course that would never happen with a human!! God, no!! <sarcasm>

  45. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
    lol. i so thought it was real. veddy nice!
  46. Profile photo of totzz
    totzz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:25 am
    hahaa i thought that was so real.
  47. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:33 am
    Had me going for a little bit lol. The lonely girl part kinda gave it away.
  48. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:06 am
    That`s pretty lame...i thought it was real, then they tried to make it "funny"
    ugh.
    1 star.
  49. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:06 am
    WTF o.o
  50. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Dude did you see how big that guys mouth was
  51. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 2:56 am
    stupid.
  52. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 3:41 am
    anyone else here who kept looping the seconds with that woman zoologist in the tank top? mmmm
  53. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 6:34 am
    thought it was real at first just like the doped up spiders
  54. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 6:43 am
    rofl lightsaber monkey...

    and yea that masturbating monkey was punching him/herself in the groin

  55. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 7:11 am
    HAH THEY FOOLED ME. I also thought it was real at first.
  56. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 8:33 am
    Gemma had saggy breasts and bright orange skin. Nuff said.
  57. Profile photo of heavenlyMel
    heavenlyMel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    yeah it might be a good idea..until they start flinging poop at them.
  58. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    `self obsessed , fame hungey narcissists` sounds familiar
  59. Profile photo of Fluffe
    Fluffe Male 13-17
    88 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Oh my god, that Gemma Hutch :3
  60. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    first I thought it was real, then when the monkey started dancing I was like wtf and finally a giggle.
  61. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    I believed it until the lonely girl reference...

    o & ahah! i got it! the monkeys r us...an...and...and...the internet has ruined us all!!! <or sumthing like that>

  62. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 1:31 am
    its probably a real system, and a real news reel with a twist and hidden message.. which is neat.. but odd lol.
  63. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    HHAAA i believed it for ageeeeeeees
  64. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    the host had a huge head... and a huge mouth... im frightened
  65. Profile photo of evilspawn4
    evilspawn4 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 4:00 am
    i was completely fooled at first...then when the danceing monkey poped up i was suspisiouse...when the porn monkey first started i was like well MAYBE but then after they talked about the porno monkey haveing their own website i was like lol its fake
  66. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Anyone know if that was a real song? And if it was, what was it?

  67. Profile photo of RyuTsurugi
    RyuTsurugi Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    O-o what??

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