Worst Regional Beauty Pageant Talent Ever

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

At an 80s beauty pageant, this girl whips out her talent of playing Star Wars on the trumpet.
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Male 690
ewwww!!!!!!!!! old people and old movies
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Female 251
...... *collapses on the floor*.....ow....
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Male 194
I fell ashamed to be a star wars fan :-( stupid girl
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Female 205
Hahaha! I saw this on The soup!
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Male 155
I didn`t know how to rank it... so i didn`t... horrible.
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Female 128
*whispers* I don`t think she realised she looks like a spaz and cant play the trumpet. Do ya think she won?
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Female 52
Wow... my band director was talking about this exact video the other day during a rant in class...

And holy crap.. he was right. Half step off the whole time... and it sounded horrible.

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Female 108
sweet Jesus...
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Female 59
Horrible! Simply Horrible!!!
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Female 1,002
She sounded like she was driving over the trumpet while it had a small animal in it.
This is not talent.
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Female 428
Well, she had a cute outfit, at least.
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Male 384
WTF WAS THAT DANCING??!?!??!
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Female 1,398
That might have been sort of cool if she wasn`t and idiot and she could actually play trumpet for jack sh*t.
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Female 127
They keep taking funny videos from the internet (that get posted on here) and putting them on "The Soup" on E!, even though they`re kind of old by the time they get there.

Anyone else noticed that?

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Female 37
My mom was in a beauty pageant in the 80s, and she`s played trumpet all her life, so i was half afraid that it was her until they said the name.
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Female 97
she has issues...
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Female 82
She was taking the p*ss, right?
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Male 4,246
make it stop
Make It Stop
MAKE IT STOP
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Male 415
Don`t mind that question mark at the end of about, its supposed to be a period.
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Male 415
I have no idea what you people are talking about?

That was the most beautiful thing i have ever heard.

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Female 230
Saddddddddd
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Male 543
I`d hit it.

xD

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Female 43
BAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HEE HEE hee hee heehhh

*wipes tears off face* Ohhhh man.

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Male 140
....yicks....ummm i bet it was like the coolest thing back then
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Female 5
I`m suprised it wasn`t a viola...
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Male 994
My is EVERY SINGLE PART OFF KEY!

and more why is she playing to the horrible disco version of Star Wars?

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Male 36
holy shizizzle that was one off-pitch rendition of that song.
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Male 516
Oh my god...it`s just so...bad...oh my christ...its so bad it`s funny as hell.
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Female 532
You know she`s thinking:

Ah well, all about presence and confidence, right?

Right...?

*silence from no applause*

*walk off stage*

*bows head in shame*

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Male 12
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
THAT SUCKED!
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Male 1,465
The best part was that at the end she looks like she’s thinking “Nailed it!”
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Male 5
come on now my fellow mousketeers! she tried and...umm failed! but umm..well like they say...uhhh this was awful!!! 2 thumbs down!
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Female 562
"she must have been tone deaf to not have realized how horrible it sounded"

i think she must have been DEAF, period

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Male 285
she wasn`t even hitting the right notes...
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Female 532
Ohmigod, ohmigod!!!

*carves out eardrums with a dull spoon*

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 244
>>>bashes my head against the keyboard!!!!<<< HOLY C R A P !!! She S U C K E D Big time !!
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Male 1,704
PAHAHA!
oh dear.
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Female 203
i saw this on the soup. i just stared at the tv and was like "what the hell"
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Female 1
wow, i could play that better when i was 11....and the seizure, or whatever that was....lol. i think that killed half of my brain cells.....
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Female 993
She had a lot of guts to keep on playing after the first 10 seconds...unless she couldn`t even tell how bad she sounded...
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Male 415
I hope she won.
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Male 5
Holy crap, I know she didn`t win the talent competition. There`s just no way...
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Female 273
HAHAHAHAA

She probably learned this in middle school like everyone who ever took band does.

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Male 300
That took a lot of guts even from when Star Wars was in !!!!.......

Very bangable though.

I live north of Douglas, maybe I`ll get some shoes and a horn and tryout next year

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Male 133
How is it that she came close to the melody, but WAS ALWAYS A HALF STEP OFF?
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Male 3,619
Duuuh duuh du du du duuuh duu, dududu duuu...!

Roflmao, that madde me laugh!
why is there that theres always something to lol about at beuty contests?

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Female 298
Wow! Wrong freakin key! Wouldn`t you think she would check the stupid CD and make sure it`s in the right key??
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Male 492
baby george lucas is crying!
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Female 1,158
Wow...

I was more worried about the...whatever you want to call it...dancing..or..something..

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Male 15,510
I didnt know there was a Miss Geek Universe pageant
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Male 2
She couldn`t at least have tried to find the right key?
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Male 430
is she having seziures or is that dancing
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Female 6
1 minute and 53 seconds of "WTF?"
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Female 878
Holy crap.
That freaking sucked.
D:
I don`t even know what to say.
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Female 37
Imagine her embarrassment when she realizes that 20 or so years later, thanks to the wonders of technology, the entire world gets to watch this over and over and over again... not that anyone would ever want to.
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Male 468
i really loved the bewildered, in the jungle, hiding from killers look she does...
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Male 388
she was playing in the wrong key, why would she continue playing ??? did she not notice she was playing it badly?
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Male 30
She only needs a few things in order to actually be good: 1: Learn how to tune. 2: Learn how to play the trumpet.

I almost died. That was pathetic. I know sixth graders who can play better than that.

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Female 1,306
IT WAS AWESOME!!!

....in the eighties.

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Female 1,697
just listened until she begin playing.

how awful everything about that vid, the clothes, hai, music, all!

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Female 670
Dude, I taught myself to play that on the FRENCH HORN. It`s not that hard.
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Female 295
She was probably thinking "I don`t need no stinkin` talent! I`m so sexy in my sparkly outfit that I`ll win hands down!"

...someone should go back in time and tell her otherwise.......

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Male 73
Poor thing, I think she had it in the wrong key.

This is why you don`t see a lot of blonds in band...

sorry, lame music joke.

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Female 403
I think it would have been better if she could have played the trumpet well
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Male 98
Am I the only one that thought that it didn`t really sound like a trumpet at all? It sounded almost as if another (i hate to call it this) instrument *shudder* was dubbing over the film to make it sound bad.

Either way, ughghhh.

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Female 179
I loved how the audience was /totall/ silent at the end.
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Female 22
she was out of tune and most likely in the wrong key... and disco needed to die- her dancing is proof of that.
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Female 192
god....a i am sooooooo making fun of the trumpets in band now....jk i love the trumpet...i just happen to play clarinet!
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Female 102
I saw the whole thing through and she only memorized 8 bars of music. Come on! Even the 10-year olds I teach can learn more than 8 bars!
In fact, she only needed to learn 2 bars by heart, play them 3 times and use the same rythm but different notes the fourth time. Voila: 8 bars.

Gah! I get so frustrated when 18-20 year olds are showing off on trumpets and really are no better than someone who`s only played for like a year.

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Female 217
Lol.. imagine performing something terribly in the 80s, letting it die down and then having it come back to haunt you on the Internet?
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Female 102
I`ve always wondered if someone had played trumpet on one of those contests.
She was out of luck, though. The playback was about 1 or a half tone wrong all the way. I would have been impressed if she had played something from Haydn or Albinoni or something. Not the easy version of Star Wars...

(btw, I`ve played trumpet for about 14 years. I think the Trumpet 6 part for Star Wars is harder than this. All low G`s and A`s in 8th note-triplets. Yum.... That would have been impressive.)

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Male 305
I think John Williams just shot himself in order to start rolling in his grave.
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Male 129
yeah, ive played trumpet for 5 years, and that was flat and sharp and all kind of the wrong notes. ive got a copy of that theme in my room, and its definitely half an octave higher, and doesnt have a synthesized accompaniment lol. Gotta love the 80s
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Female 426
Ooowww ssooo off tune!
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Female 84
and she sucks at it
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Female 229
I hope she won!


Oh, my ears are bleeding...

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Female 352
jazz flute, all she needed
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Male 1,023
correction, lack of talent.
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Male 1,162
The best part? No one clapped or cheered for her at the end. I thought that was priceless.
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Male 81
I see what she was doing there
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Male 1,275
Not at all embarasing
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Female 319
Off tune much?
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Male 247
...ugh.
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Male 756
Bless your heart. Hold your head high and walk off that stage knowing you did your best! Don`t pay any attention to those judges. Mumsy and Daddy love you, and thats what counts! Now then, what say we go down to the car lot and pick out a new one for you, okay?
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Female 458
What the hell?? The dancing..?
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Female 149
That was awful! Sounded like a drowning elephant.

I loved how she started using the trumpet as a gun towards the end.

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Male 99
Thank god the band was drowning most of that out
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Male 902
I had a dream in which I played starwars on a trumpet! I was better than her!
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Female 109
I found that very painful to watch.... and listen to.
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Female 299
*twitch* I think that made part of my brain explode
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Female 986
I shall find this woman and destroy her for ruining the greatness that is star wars :<
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Male 376
not a good player, but maybe it would`ve helped to TUNE THE TRUMPET beforehand... liked the dancing tho...obviously that was more `well you can`t just stand there and play the disco star wars theme`.
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Female 45
man that was hard to listen to...especially after me playing trumpet for 7 years ... she must have been tone deaf to not have realized how horrible it sounded
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Female 75
she had some nice threads.
pshh and with that talent, i hope she lost.
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Male 741
Reminded me of Seinfeld...
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Male 734
She clearly expected the supporting music to cover up her own. If only she had succeeded...

The dance was worth a laugh, though.

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Male 3,431
I personally believe that U.S. Americans should drop the Talent Show act and Go straight into adult Films.
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Male 315
I couldn`t go on.
It - it physically hurt. My insides twisted up and I think a part of my died thanks to that musical and visual abomination.
Thanks, I-am-Bored. You`ve killed music.
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Female 187
...It`s like a dying ambulance!
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Male 392
oh god no.
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Male 290
oh,and PHAIL
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Male 126
My ears!
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Female 93
Are you serious? Lmao... 0_o
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Male 290
lol if thats what she REALLY wanted to play
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Male 10,115
Link: Worst Regional Beauty Pageant Talent Ever [Rate Link] - At an 80s beauty pageant, this girl whips out her talent of playing Star Wars on the trumpet.
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