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Date: 10/13/07 02:17 AM

107 Responses to Worst Regional Beauty Pageant Talent Ever

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    Link: Worst Regional Beauty Pageant Talent Ever - At an 80s beauty pageant, this girl whips out her talent of playing Star Wars on the trumpet.
  2. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:20 am
    lol if thats what she REALLY wanted to play
  3. Profile photo of aliens_exist
    aliens_exist Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Are you serious? Lmao... 0_o
  4. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:23 am
    My ears!
  5. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:24 am
    oh,and PHAIL
  6. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:26 am
    oh god no.
  7. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:37 am
    ...It`s like a dying ambulance!
  8. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:39 am
    I couldn`t go on.
    It - it physically hurt. My insides twisted up and I think a part of my died thanks to that musical and visual abomination.
    Thanks, I-am-Bored. You`ve killed music.
  9. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:39 am
    That was terrible. Eugh. How could you even think of that as a "talent" ?
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    kingdante87
    141 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:39 am
    LOVE IT!
  11. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:39 am
    I personally believe that U.S. Americans should drop the Talent Show act and Go straight into adult Films.
  12. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:40 am
    She clearly expected the supporting music to cover up her own. If only she had succeeded...

    The dance was worth a laugh, though.

  13. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Reminded me of Seinfeld...
  14. Profile photo of totzz
    totzz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:46 am
    she had some nice threads.
    pshh and with that talent, i hope she lost.
  15. Profile photo of musicmel
    musicmel Female 18-29
    46 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:53 am
    man that was hard to listen to...especially after me playing trumpet for 7 years ... she must have been tone deaf to not have realized how horrible it sounded
  16. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:55 am
    not a good player, but maybe it would`ve helped to TUNE THE TRUMPET beforehand... liked the dancing tho...obviously that was more `well you can`t just stand there and play the disco star wars theme`.
  17. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:57 am
    I shall find this woman and destroy her for ruining the greatness that is star wars :<
  18. Profile photo of full_of_rage
    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:16 am
    *twitch* I think that made part of my brain explode
  19. Profile photo of binxyboo
    binxyboo Female 30-39
    109 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:30 am
    I found that very painful to watch.... and listen to.
  20. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:41 am
    I had a dream in which I played starwars on a trumpet! I was better than her!
  21. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 5:26 am
    Thank god the band was drowning most of that out
  22. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 5:31 am
    That was awful! Sounded like a drowning elephant.

    I loved how she started using the trumpet as a gun towards the end.

  23. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 6:19 am
    What the hell?? The dancing..?
  24. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:03 am
    Bless your heart. Hold your head high and walk off that stage knowing you did your best! Don`t pay any attention to those judges. Mumsy and Daddy love you, and thats what counts! Now then, what say we go down to the car lot and pick out a new one for you, okay?
  25. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:15 am
    ...ugh.
  26. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:37 am
    Off tune much?
  27. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:43 am
    Not at all embarasing
  28. Profile photo of pendleton333
    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:51 am
    I see what she was doing there
  29. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2007 at 8:04 am
    The best part? No one clapped or cheered for her at the end. I thought that was priceless.
  30. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    October 13, 2007 at 8:16 am
    correction, lack of talent.
  31. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 8:26 am
    jazz flute, all she needed
  32. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 8:53 am
    I hope she won!


    Oh, my ears are bleeding...

  33. Profile photo of leprecola
    leprecola Female 13-17
    84 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:27 am
    and she sucks at it
  34. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:45 am
    Ooowww ssooo off tune!
  35. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:51 am
    yeah, ive played trumpet for 5 years, and that was flat and sharp and all kind of the wrong notes. ive got a copy of that theme in my room, and its definitely half an octave higher, and doesnt have a synthesized accompaniment lol. Gotta love the 80s
  36. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:56 am
    I think John Williams just shot himself in order to start rolling in his grave.
  37. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:30 am
    I`ve always wondered if someone had played trumpet on one of those contests.
    She was out of luck, though. The playback was about 1 or a half tone wrong all the way. I would have been impressed if she had played something from Haydn or Albinoni or something. Not the easy version of Star Wars...

    (btw, I`ve played trumpet for about 14 years. I think the Trumpet 6 part for Star Wars is harder than this. All low G`s and A`s in 8th note-triplets. Yum.... That would have been impressive.)

  38. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:39 am
    Lol.. imagine performing something terribly in the 80s, letting it die down and then having it come back to haunt you on the Internet?
  39. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:39 am
    I saw the whole thing through and she only memorized 8 bars of music. Come on! Even the 10-year olds I teach can learn more than 8 bars!
    In fact, she only needed to learn 2 bars by heart, play them 3 times and use the same rythm but different notes the fourth time. Voila: 8 bars.

    Gah! I get so frustrated when 18-20 year olds are showing off on trumpets and really are no better than someone who`s only played for like a year.

  40. Profile photo of babidee
    babidee Female 18-29
    192 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:26 am
    god....a i am sooooooo making fun of the trumpets in band now....jk i love the trumpet...i just happen to play clarinet!
  41. Profile photo of alexisnicole
    alexisnicole Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    she was out of tune and most likely in the wrong key... and disco needed to die- her dancing is proof of that.
  42. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    I loved how the audience was /totall/ silent at the end.
  43. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Am I the only one that thought that it didn`t really sound like a trumpet at all? It sounded almost as if another (i hate to call it this) instrument *shudder* was dubbing over the film to make it sound bad.

    Either way, ughghhh.

  44. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    I think it would have been better if she could have played the trumpet well
  45. Profile photo of thebeanbag
    thebeanbag Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Poor thing, I think she had it in the wrong key.

    This is why you don`t see a lot of blonds in band...

    sorry, lame music joke.

  46. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    She was probably thinking "I don`t need no stinkin` talent! I`m so sexy in my sparkly outfit that I`ll win hands down!"

    ...someone should go back in time and tell her otherwise.......

  47. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    Dude, I taught myself to play that on the FRENCH HORN. It`s not that hard.
  48. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    just listened until she begin playing.

    how awful everything about that vid, the clothes, hai, music, all!

  49. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    IT WAS AWESOME!!!

    ....in the eighties.

  50. Profile photo of Pompeius
    Pompeius Male 13-17
    30 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    She only needs a few things in order to actually be good: 1: Learn how to tune. 2: Learn how to play the trumpet.

    I almost died. That was pathetic. I know sixth graders who can play better than that.

  51. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    she was playing in the wrong key, why would she continue playing ??? did she not notice she was playing it badly?
  52. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    i really loved the bewildered, in the jungle, hiding from killers look she does...
  53. Profile photo of StrangeLane
    StrangeLane Female 18-29
    37 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    Imagine her embarrassment when she realizes that 20 or so years later, thanks to the wonders of technology, the entire world gets to watch this over and over and over again... not that anyone would ever want to.
  54. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Holy crap.
    That freaking sucked.
    D:
    I don`t even know what to say.
  55. Profile photo of JinxxXIII
    JinxxXIII Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    1 minute and 53 seconds of "WTF?"
  56. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    is she having seziures or is that dancing
  57. Profile photo of Rabindra
    Rabindra Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    She couldn`t at least have tried to find the right key?
  58. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    I didnt know there was a Miss Geek Universe pageant
  59. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Wow...

    I was more worried about the...whatever you want to call it...dancing..or..something..

  60. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    baby george lucas is crying!
  61. Profile photo of BeautyToAsh
    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    Wow! Wrong freakin key! Wouldn`t you think she would check the stupid CD and make sure it`s in the right key??
  62. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Duuuh duuh du du du duuuh duu, dududu duuu...!

    Roflmao, that madde me laugh!
    why is there that theres always something to lol about at beuty contests?

  63. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    How is it that she came close to the melody, but WAS ALWAYS A HALF STEP OFF?
  64. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    That took a lot of guts even from when Star Wars was in !!!!.......

    Very bangable though.

    I live north of Douglas, maybe I`ll get some shoes and a horn and tryout next year

  65. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    HAHAHAHAA

    She probably learned this in middle school like everyone who ever took band does.

  66. Profile photo of kirasao
    kirasao Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Holy crap, I know she didn`t win the talent competition. There`s just no way...
  67. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    I hope she won.
  68. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    She had a lot of guts to keep on playing after the first 10 seconds...unless she couldn`t even tell how bad she sounded...
  69. Profile photo of klasmi523
    klasmi523 Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 13, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    wow, i could play that better when i was 11....and the seizure, or whatever that was....lol. i think that killed half of my brain cells.....
  70. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    i saw this on the soup. i just stared at the tv and was like "what the hell"
  71. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    PAHAHA!
    oh dear.
  72. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:52 pm
    >>>bashes my head against the keyboard!!!!<<< HOLY C R A P !!! She S U C K E D Big time !!
  73. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:54 pm
    Ohmigod, ohmigod!!!

    *carves out eardrums with a dull spoon*

    GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    she wasn`t even hitting the right notes...
  75. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
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    October 13, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    "she must have been tone deaf to not have realized how horrible it sounded"

    i think she must have been DEAF, period

  76. Profile photo of utana
    utana Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    come on now my fellow mousketeers! she tried and...umm failed! but umm..well like they say...uhhh this was awful!!! 2 thumbs down!
  77. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    The best part was that at the end she looks like she’s thinking “Nailed it!”
  78. Profile photo of Jaypeezy
    Jaypeezy Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
    THAT SUCKED!
  79. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    You know she`s thinking:

    Ah well, all about presence and confidence, right?

    Right...?

    *silence from no applause*

    *walk off stage*

    *bows head in shame*

  80. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 12:22 am
    Oh my god...it`s just so...bad...oh my christ...its so bad it`s funny as hell.
  81. Profile photo of pianoguyman
    pianoguyman Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 12:30 am
    holy shizizzle that was one off-pitch rendition of that song.
  82. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2007 at 12:42 am
    My is EVERY SINGLE PART OFF KEY!

    and more why is she playing to the horrible disco version of Star Wars?

  83. Profile photo of ObeliaFoe
    ObeliaFoe Female 13-17
    5 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 12:47 am
    I`m suprised it wasn`t a viola...
  84. Profile photo of Rain7
    Rain7 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2007 at 12:50 am
    ....yicks....ummm i bet it was like the coolest thing back then
  85. Profile photo of Swingin
    Swingin Female 18-29
    43 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 1:57 am
    BAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HEE HEE hee hee heehhh

    *wipes tears off face* Ohhhh man.

  86. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:03 am
    I`d hit it.

    xD

  87. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Saddddddddd
  88. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 3:32 am
    I have no idea what you people are talking about?

    That was the most beautiful thing i have ever heard.

  89. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 3:33 am
    Don`t mind that question mark at the end of about, its supposed to be a period.
  90. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 5:18 am
    make it stop
    Make It Stop
    MAKE IT STOP
  91. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 7:38 am
    She was taking the p*ss, right?
  92. Profile photo of franny
    franny Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 8:44 am
    she has issues...
  93. Profile photo of bookwurm2010
    bookwurm2010 Female 13-17
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    October 14, 2007 at 10:24 am
    My mom was in a beauty pageant in the 80s, and she`s played trumpet all her life, so i was half afraid that it was her until they said the name.
  94. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    They keep taking funny videos from the internet (that get posted on here) and putting them on "The Soup" on E!, even though they`re kind of old by the time they get there.

    Anyone else noticed that?

  95. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    That might have been sort of cool if she wasn`t and idiot and she could actually play trumpet for jack sh*t.
  96. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    WTF WAS THAT DANCING??!?!??!
  97. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    Well, she had a cute outfit, at least.
  98. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    She sounded like she was driving over the trumpet while it had a small animal in it.
    This is not talent.
  99. Profile photo of vkdee
    vkdee Female 30-39
    59 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    Horrible! Simply Horrible!!!
  100. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 12:33 am
    sweet Jesus...
  101. Profile photo of Caprikorn28
    Caprikorn28 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 20, 2007 at 12:03 am
    Wow... my band director was talking about this exact video the other day during a rant in class...

    And holy crap.. he was right. Half step off the whole time... and it sounded horrible.

  102. Profile photo of ladyleo_666
    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    *whispers* I don`t think she realised she looks like a spaz and cant play the trumpet. Do ya think she won?
  103. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 24, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    I didn`t know how to rank it... so i didn`t... horrible.
  104. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    November 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    Hahaha! I saw this on The soup!
  105. Profile photo of angrytick
    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    November 26, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    I fell ashamed to be a star wars fan :-( stupid girl
  106. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    January 11, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    ...... *collapses on the floor*.....ow....
  107. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    ewwww!!!!!!!!! old people and old movies

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