Who Needs a Lighter When You Have an AK-47?

Submitted by: jonaskd 9 years ago Entertainment

If you"ve got an assault rifle and can"t find your matches, try this.
There are 49 comments:
Male 170
"I don`t think they care about the amount of ammo they have, they can always get more.
Besides.. they have three choices
1) User a lighter - X
2) Try a magnification glass - X
3) The AK-Bullet trick - :D"

4) Don`t smoke.

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Male 211
actully HarryBalszak i have BT broadband which is the second fastest provider in Ireland!
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Male 623
wait, you guys DONT carry assault rifles around O.o
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Male 10
Recently declassified Al Qaeda training video.
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Female 670
"If I was in a hot, dry desert, the last thing I would want to do is smoke a cigarette."
It`d probably be the first thing I would want to do. All that stress and heat and poo... might as well not have to endure it completely sober.
And I think I`m going to stick to my lighter. It`s simple, easy, cheaper (in terms of me not having to buy some sort of gun + ammunition), and a lot safer. I don`t trust myself with guns. Yes, I have been to a shooting range before, and I tried a few of my brother`s hand-guns, but... it`s not my cup of tea.
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Male 773
the iraqi version of iab....
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Male 549
EYELoveIAB, I love your avatar haha.

Crazy middle easterners...

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Male 1,590
"that took suprising long to load for a 30 second clip, anyone with me?"

Dude, it`s 2007, ditch the dial-up already.

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Male 1,455
Looked to me more like an AK-74, at the end of th barrel. The report also sounded like a `74.
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Male 46
Lol, I can imagine it being so hot there, just hold the cigarette in the air for a few seconds and *poof* it`s lit.
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Female 706
Guns are so f*cking cool.
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Female 1,832
oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh...... *sarcasm*
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Female 1,158
LOL.
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Female 1,492
this is stupid.
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Male 1,497
Hah thats pretty awsome
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Male 384
...because we`re all wandering in the desert with assault rifles and no method to light our cigarettes.
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Male 206
You do know you can buy AK47`s for like 5 bucks over there, right? :P
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Female 9
I`m pretty sure that might`ve been a member of Al Qaeda
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Male 20
That was probably a tracer round he used there. It works because tracer rounds burn bright chemicals so that you see them. He just held the cigarette next to the burning bullet and then it lit. Pretty cool
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Male 211
that took suprising long to load for a 30 second clip, anyone with me?
and it was glowing because he picked it up like the second it left the barrel so it wud still be glowing from the gunpower explosion!!!
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Male 354
they did have wmd in iraq because america GAVE iraq them. so yea they had them....

also mobile gas chambers can be considered wmd and we know they had those.

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Female 90
AWESOMNESS!!!
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Male 292
^^^ isn`t that the tool they are using to take over the world anyway ^^^

sorry if it was sarcasm its just so many on here don`t seem to get it, like me in this case if it is, lol

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Male 238
nice. see? if these were americans, someone would`ve been killed. they would take over the world if it wasn`t for `democracy"
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Male 28
coolest terrorist ever
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Male 567
this happend while they were making their home movie.. here is a translated script for you

"JIHAD ON ALL CIGARETTES!"
*bang*
"OH, dude! your cigarette is on fire"
"NO freaking way man, oh that is sweet"

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Male 1,550
If I was in a hot, dry desert, the last thing I would want to do is smoke a cigarette.
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Male 10,440
lol... i guess that works... but u`d need good aim.
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Male 306
lol, that`s what Iraqi do when they are bored
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Male 2,486
"Yeah if you choose to believe in that monkey george bush."

Christ, what is it with people and not being able to understand sarcasm today?

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Male 313
it was definately glowing, but that mightve just been the energy being converted as it blasted the sand.
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Male 1,023
hey man, i saw this cool trick with an ak47 and a ciggy.

cool, lets try it.

*bang*

ow, my foot.

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Male 1,623
"^it was a single shot plus those ppl must have like caves full of ammunition and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!"

Yeah if you choose to believe in that monkey george bush.

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Male 778
I don`t think they care about the amount of ammo they have, they can always get more.
Besides.. they have three choices
1) User a lighter - X
2) Try a magnification glass - X
3) The AK-Bullet trick - :D

Seeing as 1 and 2 are unavailable and 3 makes you look cool to your fellow camel jockey friends.. which would you do? Its the same as American kids setting coffee cans of fireworks on fire while standing over it.

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Male 292
^^^ lol ^^^
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"there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P"


Yea, they have as many wmD`s as you have points trained into sarcasm detection, lol. "

OWNED!! bloody good call. i thought it was quite cool, thought he was going to light it off the gun itself after firing the whole clip, shows what sort of gun wielding maniac i would make

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Male 946
i translated it for yas :)
`hey hey dude do that trick with your ak an th ciggarette! <BANG> AWW MAN that was totally cool! this is SOO goin on youtube!!`
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Female 53
Middle Eastern guys are HOT! *purrr*
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Male 1,354
dude.
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Male 203
he needs to get laid....by a camel fast
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Male 3,255
"there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P"

Yea, they have as many wmD`s as you have points trained into sarcasm detection, lol.

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Male 1,629
there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P
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Male 307
If it works it works...i guess :-/
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Male 27
Great. Now we`re gonna have a flurry of teenage Americans trying this trick all loaded up on the grog at parties and bystanders are gonna get shot in the legs. Still cool as hell though.
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Male 437
Now that`s heavy metal.
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Female 208
Cool! Wonder what they were saying though... "YEAH MAN, LETS LIGHT MAH CIG ON FIIYAA WITH THIS BIG A** GUN!!!" XP
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Male 1,348
Leave it to those wacky dune coons!
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Male 112
^it was a single shot plus those ppl must have like caves full of ammunition and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!
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Male 31
must have been a tracer round. it looked like it was glowing
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Male 1
Link: Who Needs a Lighter When You Have an AK-47? [Rate Link] - If you`ve got an assault rifle and can`t find your matches, try this.
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