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Date: 10/06/07 02:19 AM

50 Responses to Who Needs a Lighter When You Have an AK-47?

  1. Profile photo of jonaskd
    jonaskd Male 30-39
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    October 3, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Link: Who Needs a Lighter When You Have an AK-47? - If you`ve got an assault rifle and can`t find your matches, try this.
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    F1Fan Male 30-39
    31 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:24 am
    must have been a tracer round. it looked like it was glowing
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Innnteresting. Waste of bullets, though :-P
  4. Profile photo of DCH4LiFe
    DCH4LiFe Male 13-17
    112 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:42 am
    ^it was a single shot plus those ppl must have like caves full of ammunition and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Leave it to those wacky dune coons!
  6. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Cool! Wonder what they were saying though... "YEAH MAN, LETS LIGHT MAH CIG ON FIIYAA WITH THIS BIG A** GUN!!!" XP
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    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Now that`s heavy metal.
  8. Profile photo of QBangah
    QBangah Male 18-29
    27 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Great. Now we`re gonna have a flurry of teenage Americans trying this trick all loaded up on the grog at parties and bystanders are gonna get shot in the legs. Still cool as hell though.
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    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:12 am
    If it works it works...i guess :-/
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:21 am
    there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:28 am
    "there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P"

    Yea, they have as many wmD`s as you have points trained into sarcasm detection, lol.

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    King_Duckey Male 18-29
    203 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:59 am
    he needs to get laid....by a camel fast
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:49 am
    dude.
  14. Profile photo of sponn
    sponn Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:55 am
    Middle Eastern guys are HOT! *purrr*
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 6:28 am
    i translated it for yas :)
    `hey hey dude do that trick with your ak an th ciggarette! <BANG> AWW MAN that was totally cool! this is SOO goin on youtube!!`
  16. Profile photo of happyshopper
    happyshopper Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 7:15 am
    ^^^ lol ^^^
    "
    "there r no WMAs thats pure bs but they do have ass loads of ammo to waste ty bush sr. :P"


    Yea, they have as many wmD`s as you have points trained into sarcasm detection, lol. "

    OWNED!! bloody good call. i thought it was quite cool, thought he was going to light it off the gun itself after firing the whole clip, shows what sort of gun wielding maniac i would make

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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 7:25 am
    I don`t think they care about the amount of ammo they have, they can always get more.
    Besides.. they have three choices
    1) User a lighter - X
    2) Try a magnification glass - X
    3) The AK-Bullet trick - :D

    Seeing as 1 and 2 are unavailable and 3 makes you look cool to your fellow camel jockey friends.. which would you do? Its the same as American kids setting coffee cans of fireworks on fire while standing over it.

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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 9:03 am
    "^it was a single shot plus those ppl must have like caves full of ammunition and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!"

    Yeah if you choose to believe in that monkey george bush.

  19. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 9:06 am
    hey man, i saw this cool trick with an ak47 and a ciggy.

    cool, lets try it.

    *bang*

    ow, my foot.

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    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:03 am
    it was definately glowing, but that mightve just been the energy being converted as it blasted the sand.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:10 am
    "Yeah if you choose to believe in that monkey george bush."

    Christ, what is it with people and not being able to understand sarcasm today?

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    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:46 am
    lol, that`s what Iraqi do when they are bored
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:58 am
    lol... i guess that works... but u`d need good aim.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 11:22 am
    If I was in a hot, dry desert, the last thing I would want to do is smoke a cigarette.
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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 11:26 am
    this happend while they were making their home movie.. here is a translated script for you

    "JIHAD ON ALL CIGARETTES!"
    *bang*
    "OH, dude! your cigarette is on fire"
    "NO freaking way man, oh that is sweet"

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    Evilsock Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    coolest terrorist ever
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    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    nice. see? if these were americans, someone would`ve been killed. they would take over the world if it wasn`t for `democracy"
  28. Profile photo of happyshopper
    happyshopper Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    ^^^ isn`t that the tool they are using to take over the world anyway ^^^

    sorry if it was sarcasm its just so many on here don`t seem to get it, like me in this case if it is, lol

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    bloody0angel Female 13-17
    90 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    AWESOMNESS!!!
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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    they did have wmd in iraq because america GAVE iraq them. so yea they had them....

    also mobile gas chambers can be considered wmd and we know they had those.

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    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    that took suprising long to load for a 30 second clip, anyone with me?
    and it was glowing because he picked it up like the second it left the barrel so it wud still be glowing from the gunpower explosion!!!
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    implying Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    That was probably a tracer round he used there. It works because tracer rounds burn bright chemicals so that you see them. He just held the cigarette next to the burning bullet and then it lit. Pretty cool
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    OfCourse22 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    I`m pretty sure that might`ve been a member of Al Qaeda
  34. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    You do know you can buy AK47`s for like 5 bucks over there, right? :P
  35. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 9:40 pm
    ...because we`re all wandering in the desert with assault rifles and no method to light our cigarettes.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Hah thats pretty awsome
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 12:08 am
    this is stupid.
  38. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 12:49 am
    LOL.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 1:03 am
    oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh...... *sarcasm*
  40. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Guns are so f*cking cool.
  41. Profile photo of EyeLoveIAB
    EyeLoveIAB Male 13-17
    46 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 9:38 am
    Lol, I can imagine it being so hot there, just hold the cigarette in the air for a few seconds and *poof* it`s lit.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 9:45 am
    Looked to me more like an AK-74, at the end of th barrel. The report also sounded like a `74.
  43. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 10:41 am
    "that took suprising long to load for a 30 second clip, anyone with me?"

    Dude, it`s 2007, ditch the dial-up already.

  44. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    EYELoveIAB, I love your avatar haha.

    Crazy middle easterners...

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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    the iraqi version of iab....
  46. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    "If I was in a hot, dry desert, the last thing I would want to do is smoke a cigarette."
    It`d probably be the first thing I would want to do. All that stress and heat and poo... might as well not have to endure it completely sober.
    And I think I`m going to stick to my lighter. It`s simple, easy, cheaper (in terms of me not having to buy some sort of gun + ammunition), and a lot safer. I don`t trust myself with guns. Yes, I have been to a shooting range before, and I tried a few of my brother`s hand-guns, but... it`s not my cup of tea.
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    xlzerobasslx Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    Recently declassified Al Qaeda training video.
  48. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 10:56 pm
    wait, you guys DONT carry assault rifles around O.o
  49. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 11:45 am
    actully HarryBalszak i have BT broadband which is the second fastest provider in Ireland!
  50. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    "I don`t think they care about the amount of ammo they have, they can always get more.
    Besides.. they have three choices
    1) User a lighter - X
    2) Try a magnification glass - X
    3) The AK-Bullet trick - :D"

    4) Don`t smoke.

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