The Ostrich People

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago
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I guess on some level this shows evolution at work.
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Male 317
but two generation or so after Noah, God seperated the human race into languages. So after that, human in-breed amongst same-language/same-country people. Which results in some deseases being more pronounced in some culture. That is how the story would go on for someone who beleive in christian religion. (budhist have different theories on the origin of species). And from there we can also say why red-skin lived in america, black-skin in africa, white-skin in europe and yellow-skin in asia. But anyway, according to evolution, humans inbreed within their own continent and the result is the same. And now with multiculturalism, more species of human exists (like the brown-skin people (named `metis` in french)).
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Female 182
I expected to see people who buried their head in the sand. I was waaaaaay off.
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Male 4,547
Sigh... Disney channel theology.

"God found one good man, Noah... to bring with him his wife". Disney channel stops there. "...and his sons Shem, Ham, and Japheth, and their wives".

If you`re going to summarize all of (the many) Christian beliefs for an audience, don`t screw it up at stage 1.

P.S.
Whether you`re Jerry Falwell or Darwin, you still commonly believe in *some* form of incest being our origins. At least with the biblical version the incest starts with 2 organisms and not 1. ;)

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Female 56
haha WdanC I was like that, except I thought they`d just dance like an ostrich really well....
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Male 317
but two generation or so after Noah, God seperated the human race into languages. So after that, human in-breed amongst same-language/same-country people. Which results in some deseases being more pronounced in some culture. That is how the story would go on for someone who beleive in christian religion. (budhist have different theories on the origin of species). And from there we can also say why red-skin lived in america, black-skin in africa, white-skin in europe and yellow-skin in asia. But anyway, according to evolution, humans inbreed within their own continent and the result is the same. And now with multiculturalism, more species of human exists (like the brown-skin people (named `metis` in french)).
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Male 896
Well if you believe in "religion" then we all support incest since we all came from Adam and Eve. Hell more recent we all came from Noah and his wife. I mean come on, if the world was flooded then those two were the only ones to survive.
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Female 454
I`m slightly turned on
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Female 442
So, marrying within the family only affected their feet? I`m surprised that`s all it did every time...
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Male 100
ew *vomits*
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Female 1,470
Dude...i like my 5 toes, i dont wants 2
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Female 53
It`s not incest, it`s a recessive trait. If everyone in a breeding population carries that trait, it will be perpetuated. It`s like hemophilia with the royalty in Europe.

Incest doesn`t normally cause this sort of thing. Incest is only a problem if there`s a recessive illness in the family, because then it has a far greater chance of coming out in the offspring.

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Female 1,007
*ended
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Female 1,007
I like how it end with the incest thing.
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Female 2,695
incest :D
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Male 216
Evolution=Incest
If you think about it, it sadly adds up.

Monkey brother had sex with his monkey sister. That`s probably how we got here...

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Female 157
Lol at least it`d be easier to walk on sand. With their feet spread out like that it would diffuse the weight more evenly(I think..?) And idk if I believe it, since it IS on the sci-fi channel
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Female 4,376
incest is hawt
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Male 350
they live in the desert or is it dessert? this prolly comes in handy gosh kinky sister secks
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Male 4,393
Sci-fi channel...
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Male 1,837
whoa.
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Female 68
I`ve seen this so many times on the internet and on Ripley`s, and it still freaks me out every time.
:-(
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Female 878
But can they run fast?
Somehow, I don`t think so.
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Male 1,023
woot! go incest!
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Male 210
<Pauly Shore> In-bree-ders! </PS>
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Female 66
yeah i thought it was gonna be people with long legs and short arms...
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Male 442
It said it was on the Sci-fi channel, so I would take it with a pinch of salt
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Female 432
"looks like they have slingshots on the feet."

Maybe that`s what they use their feet for. =D

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Female 579
Incest might cause some deformities but after all if you loff someone then you loff someone :D

Eh. This though shows why incest is illegal.

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Female 23
You mean that was real - I was thinking SPOOF!
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Male 410
Sadly, I thought they were going to have super long necks and bury their heads in the ground.
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Male 550
Devolution at work.
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Male 4,246
YIKES!! :-O Inbreeding BAD!!
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Female 145
this is why you shouldn`t marry your cousins
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Female 986
o.o and I hate shoe shopping now lol
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Female 525
I`m glad I have five toes now
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Female 546
Was this on Ripley`s?

I swear I saw this on T.V. a few months ago...

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Male 1,704
looks like they have slingshots on the feet.
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Male 4,012
It`s not really evolution. Evolution is members of a species having a mutation and having better survivablity than other members of the species without the mutation.

What we have here is a disease that is just limited to a consanguinous society. No way is that deformity going to help them live better. Probably making their lives worse IMO.

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Female 150
i thought this was that lobster claw deformity, Ectrodactyly, but yeah it runs in families, so if they`re all somehow related it would happen
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Male 1,348
This doesn`t help the black stereotype. :-P
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Male 15
Not incest, consanguinity. And that`s why people who only want to date/f*ck/marry people of the same religion/skin color/tribe get progressively more fuxed up after each generation.
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Male 223
...... uh.... glad that didnt happen to me!
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Female 145
EVOlution?....more like TWOTOE-volution..... i tried my best :(
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Female 359
This has been around forever... this is a segment from Ripley`s Believe It Or Not.

Still awesome to see, I love Ripley`s.

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Male 194
Lets give it up for some incest!!
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Male 869
Link: The Ostrich People [Rate Link] - I guess on some level this shows evolution at work.
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