The Mom Song

Submitted by: TabooPoison 9 years ago in Funny

Everything a mom says in a day, in less than 3 minutes.
There are 88 comments:
Male 226
:0 funnay. I like how it rymed and so.
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Male 18
She can`t sing...
but beside from that twas good
"Dont make me come down there"
classic =D
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Female 58
OHMIGOD! She sounds UNCANNILY like my Mom.

My Mom actually took my iPod away because I listened to it at the table. She gave it back to me the next day because she realised how addictive it was!

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Female 251
i have an accent like that so watch it!^^^
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Female 251
i hear that everyday from my mom!

especially

"dont roll your eyes at me"

"ill give you somthing to cry about" (even thought i rarley cry)

"are you being smart with me?"

AND

"no texting at the table" only instead of texting its video games or reading :-P

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Female 251
i hear that everyday from my mom!
especially

"dont roll your eyes at me"

"ill give you somthing to cry about" (even though i rarley cry)

"are you being smart with me?"

AND

"no texting at the table" only instead of texting its video games or reading

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Female 251
i have an accent like that so watch it!^^^
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Male 59
her accent annoyed me
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Female 1,470
Man i feel bad for that kid
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Male 907
That`s pretty much everything...well except "How was your day?"

I say "good" every single time she asks. Even if the day was horrible or excellent, the answer to the question will always be simply "good". :-P

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Female 111
This is from a conferance called woman of faith. I was there this past year. Its a big conferance for Christian women. The singing lady was one of the speakers. It was actually quite funny to see her do that live. LoL.
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Female 1,407
Haha,seen this weeks ago, yet I never get tired of it. ^_^
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Female 21
lol that is exactly what my mom says... :-D
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Male 1,275
Shut up
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Male 778
Actually got this in an email not to long ago from... yes.. my mother. Found it entertaining.
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Male 459
lame. 1 point.
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Male 238
She doesn`t actually say "dot dot dot"
Sorry for double posting?
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Male 238
Really? That mother talks too much. This is what my mother says in 24 hours "..."
=) I love her.
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Male 96
Haha, I liked it. It wasn`t really true for my mom, but still not bad.
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Female 576
Man, she is good.
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Male 29
i`d like to know who the commedian is, she seems like a lot of her other stuff would be funny too
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Female 207
That was amazing. xD
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Female 215
wow thats kinda true but its soooooo funnie

hahahah

lol

<3

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Male 384
so true...
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Male 552
Ya, wasn`t funny.
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Male 221
SHE LIED SHE`S A LIER!!!!! (lier is ligner (lig-nare) in yiddish lolness)

anywayz back to what i was saying SHE WAS A LIER. SHE DIDN`T DO IT IN 2:55 SHE DID IT IN 2:40! SO SHMNBLEH

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Male 73
i thought that was incredibly stupid
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Female 2,196
they need a second one bout those awkward pueberty talks XD
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Male 86
OMG! So true!! How can you not laugh?

Don`t make me come down there... Because I said so...

I liked her little gestures. I think I wil watch it again!

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Female 105
her signing was way off key...but hey, it made it sound like nagging. meh it sounds so perfect, yet it scares me so...cos i`m gonna be a mom someday...
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Female 21
great video! if only we could hear the words a little more...
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Female 147
She forgot "You look like a whore" "Who are you talking to?" and "Your opinions don`t matter right now. When you`re perfect, you can tell me what you think."

But I still love this.

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Male 54
Rubbish
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Male 313
haha, freaking perfect
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Male 415
Ehh..heard better.
Wasnet even that funny.
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Male 480
WTF!?!?!?! i posted this before and didnt get posted! screw you iab
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Male 1,023
so true, so true.
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Female 61
XD I dunno. Piss-your-pants hilarious, maybe not, but it was clever enough to get some points. And those were a lot of lyrics.

D: That exactly my mom...only...she says it all in spanish.

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Female 2,695
quite amusing.
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Female 426
eh, that wasn`t funny, nor was it very true. At all.
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Female 1,492
wow...my mother has never said all that in the space of a day.
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Female 119
she forgot the good ol` "I gave you life, I have the right to take it away"
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Male 293
Aww she forgot you`ll shoot your eye out, unless I just missed it
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Male 4,546
Looking at the crowd it was done for something like the annual meeting of 30-60 year old mothers.... is it really that surprising it got a standing ovation?
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Female 40
Hoorah?
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Female 1,297
that was class,it deserved a standing ovation. im crying from laughing so hard
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Male 1,141
not funny at all wow
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Female 149
yeah lol if your friends jumped off a cliff, get that all the time.
im also familiar with stop crying or ill give you something to cry about

all in all it sounded like my mom

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Female 52
funnier the first time it came out 2 weeks ago.
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Female 986
I am happy my mom didn`t say half those things... *goes to clean behind ears*
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Female 47
Dear god.. Half of the things she was singing about is something I hear all the time!!!

* Don`t roll your eyes at me.
*If your friends jump off a cliff would you jump too?

LOOOL!

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Female 1,697
so boring and pathetic. I just hate it.
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Male 1,092
it cut out at 1 min left. ahh well
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Female 679
Lmao that got laughs out of me =D
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Female 83
I especially liked "get a job, get a life, get a PhD". Totally my mother.

That was quite admirable, she deserved the standing ovation.

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Male 3,619
haha, .lol!
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Female 145
that was great,but my mums not really as bad as that
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Female 441
Lol mii ma is much more worse than that
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Male 121
they left out, go get a job you lazy bum, 40 year olds shouldn`t live with their parents, my grandma says that to my dad all the time.
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Female 179
My mom is more like "Because I control your life. Shut up and do your homework. And you`re making dinner tonight."
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Female 251
wow!amazing!but...........only for winter.
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Female 257
But.. How did she memorize all that and manage to sing it so quickly?
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Male 4,745
Not very good. Granted it was an interesting idea, but it just didn`t work. And I`m with Novem006, I can`t believe it got a standing ovation!
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Female 700
I don`t think so.
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Female 700
And that got a standing ovation why? It as clever but all that funny.
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Male 988
that was less than 2:55.

;)

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Male 572
Even though i`m not a mum she is exactly like my mum word-for-word....
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Female 32
hahaaaa that was actually really funny
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Female 416
Who cloned my mom?
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Male 197
Brilliant :D!
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Female 235
That was great xD
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Female 58
Very good .. Didnt Understand Some Of The Things She Said Though :(.. Still A Very Good Video .. x
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Male 1,114
I quite liked it, I also think her inability to sing was an added touch...
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Male 8
wow i saw this like 2 months ago. still funny though
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Female 264
That was top!
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Male 4,012
Amusing. My mum never said those things to me but some patterns fit.

I felt like she chose the wrong tune to sing it to tho.

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Male 458
good song made me LOL
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Female 156
Lol. it`s so true.
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Male 2,616
Shut up Mom shut up Mom I am gonna punch you.
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Female 442
I guess my mom isn`t a real mother, then...
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Male 50
Dear god I`m happy my mother wasn`t like that when I was growing up.
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Female 546
I hear this every single day.
Not the video,
The WORDS.
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Male 3,255
At first I thought it was gonna be too corny to watch, but I ended up likin it, I bet my wife will love it, lol.
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Female 1,984
Awesome. I watched it 3 times so far.
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Male 315
How very... banal.
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Female 1,211
Haha, I thought this was great.
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Female 26
Sounds just like my mom, lol.
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Female 1,062
Link: The Mom Song [Rate Link] - Everything a mom says in a day, in less than 3 minutes.
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