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Date: 10/22/07 02:14 AM

88 Responses to The Mom Song

  1. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 21, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    Link: The Mom Song - Everything a mom says in a day, in less than 3 minutes.
  2. Profile photo of ZeldaLover
    ZeldaLover Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Sounds just like my mom, lol.
  3. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
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    October 22, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Haha, I thought this was great.
  4. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 2:38 am
    How very... banal.
  5. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Awesome. I watched it 3 times so far.
  6. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:05 am
    At first I thought it was gonna be too corny to watch, but I ended up likin it, I bet my wife will love it, lol.
  7. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:10 am
    I hear this every single day.
    Not the video,
    The WORDS.
  8. Profile photo of how_neat
    how_neat Male 18-29
    50 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Dear god I`m happy my mother wasn`t like that when I was growing up.
  9. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:17 am
    I guess my mom isn`t a real mother, then...
  10. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Shut up Mom shut up Mom I am gonna punch you.
  11. Profile photo of trinah1
    trinah1 Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Lol. it`s so true.
  12. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:48 am
    good song made me LOL
  13. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2007 at 4:43 am
    Amusing. My mum never said those things to me but some patterns fit.

    I felt like she chose the wrong tune to sing it to tho.

  14. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 4:50 am
    That was top!
  15. Profile photo of mustangdan
    mustangdan Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:38 am
    wow i saw this like 2 months ago. still funny though
  16. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
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    October 22, 2007 at 5:47 am
    I quite liked it, I also think her inability to sing was an added touch...
  17. Profile photo of cheese_head
    cheese_head Female 13-17
    58 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 6:15 am
    Very good .. Didnt Understand Some Of The Things She Said Though :(.. Still A Very Good Video .. x
  18. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 6:20 am
    That was great xD
  19. Profile photo of uuaschbaer
    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 6:22 am
    Brilliant :D!
  20. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 7:02 am
    Who cloned my mom?
  21. Profile photo of iseeisee
    iseeisee Female 18-29
    32 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 7:15 am
    hahaaaa that was actually really funny
  22. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:09 am
    Even though i`m not a mum she is exactly like my mum word-for-word....
  23. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:21 am
    that was less than 2:55.

    ;)

  24. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:32 am
    And that got a standing ovation why? It as clever but all that funny.
  25. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:32 am
    I don`t think so.
  26. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:36 am
    Not very good. Granted it was an interesting idea, but it just didn`t work. And I`m with Novem006, I can`t believe it got a standing ovation!
  27. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:40 am
    But.. How did she memorize all that and manage to sing it so quickly?
  28. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:45 am
    wow!amazing!but...........only for winter.
  29. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:46 am
    My mom is more like "Because I control your life. Shut up and do your homework. And you`re making dinner tonight."
  30. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 9:34 am
    they left out, go get a job you lazy bum, 40 year olds shouldn`t live with their parents, my grandma says that to my dad all the time.
  31. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 9:50 am
    Lol mii ma is much more worse than that
  32. Profile photo of tricky13
    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
    that was great,but my mums not really as bad as that
  33. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:39 am
    haha, .lol!
  34. Profile photo of GloryTo
    GloryTo Female 18-29
    83 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 11:20 am
    I especially liked "get a job, get a life, get a PhD". Totally my mother.

    That was quite admirable, she deserved the standing ovation.

  35. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 11:24 am
    Lmao that got laughs out of me =D
  36. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    it cut out at 1 min left. ahh well
  37. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    so boring and pathetic. I just hate it.
  38. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    Dear god.. Half of the things she was singing about is something I hear all the time!!!

    * Don`t roll your eyes at me.
    *If your friends jump off a cliff would you jump too?

    LOOOL!

  39. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    I am happy my mom didn`t say half those things... *goes to clean behind ears*
  40. Profile photo of marchforth
    marchforth Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    funnier the first time it came out 2 weeks ago.
  41. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    yeah lol if your friends jumped off a cliff, get that all the time.
    im also familiar with stop crying or ill give you something to cry about

    all in all it sounded like my mom

  42. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    not funny at all wow
  43. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
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    October 22, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    that was class,it deserved a standing ovation. im crying from laughing so hard
  44. Profile photo of Pynxia
    Pynxia Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    Hoorah?
  45. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    Looking at the crowd it was done for something like the annual meeting of 30-60 year old mothers.... is it really that surprising it got a standing ovation?
  46. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    Aww she forgot you`ll shoot your eye out, unless I just missed it
  47. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    she forgot the good ol` "I gave you life, I have the right to take it away"
  48. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    wow...my mother has never said all that in the space of a day.
  49. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    eh, that wasn`t funny, nor was it very true. At all.
  50. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    quite amusing.
  51. Profile photo of CicadaFrolic
    CicadaFrolic Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    XD I dunno. Piss-your-pants hilarious, maybe not, but it was clever enough to get some points. And those were a lot of lyrics.

    D: That exactly my mom...only...she says it all in spanish.

  52. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    so true, so true.
  53. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    WTF!?!?!?! i posted this before and didnt get posted! screw you iab
  54. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Ehh..heard better.
    Wasnet even that funny.
  55. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    haha, freaking perfect
  56. Profile photo of Muser
    Muser Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    Rubbish
  57. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    She forgot "You look like a whore" "Who are you talking to?" and "Your opinions don`t matter right now. When you`re perfect, you can tell me what you think."

    But I still love this.

  58. Profile photo of mycrappysn
    mycrappysn Female 18-29
    21 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    great video! if only we could hear the words a little more...
  59. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    her signing was way off key...but hey, it made it sound like nagging. meh it sounds so perfect, yet it scares me so...cos i`m gonna be a mom someday...
  60. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    OMG! So true!! How can you not laugh?

    Don`t make me come down there... Because I said so...

    I liked her little gestures. I think I wil watch it again!

  61. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    they need a second one bout those awkward pueberty talks XD
  62. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    i thought that was incredibly stupid
  63. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    SHE LIED SHE`S A LIER!!!!! (lier is ligner (lig-nare) in yiddish lolness)

    anywayz back to what i was saying SHE WAS A LIER. SHE DIDN`T DO IT IN 2:55 SHE DID IT IN 2:40! SO SHMNBLEH

  64. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    Ya, wasn`t funny.
  65. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    so true...
  66. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    wow thats kinda true but its soooooo funnie

    hahahah

    lol

    <3

  67. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    That was amazing. xD
  68. Profile photo of boredkid
    boredkid Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    i`d like to know who the commedian is, she seems like a lot of her other stuff would be funny too
  69. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    Man, she is good.
  70. Profile photo of mbaxter
    mbaxter Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    Haha, I liked it. It wasn`t really true for my mom, but still not bad.
  71. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    Really? That mother talks too much. This is what my mother says in 24 hours "..."
    =) I love her.
  72. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    She doesn`t actually say "dot dot dot"
    Sorry for double posting?
  73. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    October 22, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    lame. 1 point.
  74. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 2:55 am
    Actually got this in an email not to long ago from... yes.. my mother. Found it entertaining.
  75. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 6:22 am
    Shut up
  76. Profile photo of lol_girl
    lol_girl Female 13-17
    21 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    lol that is exactly what my mom says... :-D
  77. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    Haha,seen this weeks ago, yet I never get tired of it. ^_^
  78. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    111 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    This is from a conferance called woman of faith. I was there this past year. Its a big conferance for Christian women. The singing lady was one of the speakers. It was actually quite funny to see her do that live. LoL.
  79. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    That`s pretty much everything...well except "How was your day?"

    I say "good" every single time she asks. Even if the day was horrible or excellent, the answer to the question will always be simply "good". :-P

  80. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    Man i feel bad for that kid
  81. Profile photo of squinge69
    squinge69 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 24, 2007 at 12:57 am
    her accent annoyed me
  82. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    i have an accent like that so watch it!^^^
  83. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    i hear that everyday from my mom!
    especially

    "dont roll your eyes at me"

    "ill give you somthing to cry about" (even though i rarley cry)

    "are you being smart with me?"

    AND

    "no texting at the table" only instead of texting its video games or reading

  84. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    i hear that everyday from my mom!

    especially

    "dont roll your eyes at me"

    "ill give you somthing to cry about" (even thought i rarley cry)

    "are you being smart with me?"

    AND

    "no texting at the table" only instead of texting its video games or reading :-P

  85. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    i have an accent like that so watch it!^^^
  86. Profile photo of Tadpole_Rulz
    Tadpole_Rulz Female 13-17
    58 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 4:16 am
    OHMIGOD! She sounds UNCANNILY like my Mom.

    My Mom actually took my iPod away because I listened to it at the table. She gave it back to me the next day because she realised how addictive it was!

  87. Profile photo of Azszk
    Azszk Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    She can`t sing...
    but beside from that twas good
    "Dont make me come down there"
    classic =D
  88. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    :0 funnay. I like how it rymed and so.

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