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Perfect Transcript of his Speech, not that hard..
It seems like sexism at a certan level, I dont want to be a super macho alpha male, I want to be me. and only me, the clip seems allitle old, and may I remind you all, I know its still just a joke.but how can people just go with it? are men so afraid to stick out of the crowd that they "allow" these things to be shown over the internett?
Like women are being told to wear make-up and nice cloths, men are told
"Fair enough, I didn`t know that term, but look. I`ve bought a book"*Zoom on book `Legal Terms Explained`*"and I promise I`m definately going to read it...on my next holiday."Hahaha. The way he says his lines is the greatest part :-D
I am amazed how he could stay in character for that!
Uh, no. They`re for men who don`t sit on the computer all day.
Saying other men are insecure because they like sports, cars, or powertools, is just exactly what someone who was insecure about themself would say.
Seeing a bunch of males here go "haha, so true!" is a bit disconcerting, but whatever, s` all in good humor.
Score from some fantastic football/basketball game? That`s all I can really think of.
You see? typing what you think while you brainstorm is funny.
Chill out it was meant to be funny :-/
Oh, and just because, here`s what he`s actually saying.
"Have you been cheese nachos?Well then sex, draft beer, mile high club, chicken wings. If hockey, jungle sex, threeway, you could sex, cars, giant breasts. And with power tools, sex, sports, beef jerky, Miss November. That could mean golf, scotch, fried bologna sandwiches. So pick up that threesome, and poke a sex, sweaty sex, now. Call 36-24-36. That`s 36-24-36.
And remember, we don`t footbal, sex, bowling, until you pizza."
no, i personally think that hockey fighting gun-guns robot footballs jungle sex wrestlers
but yeh, thought it was great, I`m amazed how he can keep a straight face all the way through
and `36-24-36` refers to a womans body shape
Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draft have to be a mile chicken wings. If hockey jungle sex threeway you could sex cars giant breasts. And with powertool sex sports beef jerkey this november. That could mean golf snotch fried baloney sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poke a sex sweaty sex now. Call 36 26 36, thats 36 26 36, and remember we dont football l sex bowling, until you pizza.
As accurate as i could get
and it was dumb
he actually gets jealous when I get really excited over a sexy muscle car
Lmao. Best line ever