The Manliest, Most Honest Commercial Ever Made

Submitted by: MarxEngels 9 years ago in Funny
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What men are really thinking most of the time.
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Male 2,113
rock on!
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Male 108
I thought this was a really funny clip. I especially liked the way he sports cars french fries computer guitar. It was really jiggling breasts tight ass shiny cars mario TV. I didn`t get giant boobs nacho fries steak sandwich fried twinkies. But if he`d videogames sweet sweet ass giant breasts, then I`d have baseball fishsticks chili pizza Keyra Augustina.
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Male 4,004
Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draught beer mile high club chicken wings. If hockey jungle sex threeway you could sex cars giant breasts. And with power tools sex sports beef jerkey Miss November. That could mean golf scotch fried bologna sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poker sex sweaty sex now. Call 36-24-36, that`s 36-24-36. And remember we don`t football sex bowling, until you pizza.

Perfect Transcript of his Speech, not that hard..

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Male 5
If those things were all that I ever thought about, I wouldn`t even be able to type this right now. Who knows? I might just be multitasking...
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Male 155
Not at all accurate... but i found it entertaining.
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Female 150
haha this commerical pretty much said everything a guy thinks about in one day (everyday) in just one commerical....Pretty damn funny
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Male 1,704
ha very well done.
the bloke doin the talkin is a natural
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Female 3
yeah, according to pop culture that`s what men are supposed to think about - think about it - what does manly mean in our culture? If you`re a man, you`re supposed to be into sports (or being tough), beer, junk food, technology and sex 24/7.. Pretty juvenile for an adult I`d say.
Women are supposed to be the opposite - weak and coy and into fashion and shopping and talking about their feelings... blah blah blah. In reality, most people are somewhere in between whether they really act like it or not.
This was kind of funny because it was playing up the stereotype.. but I`m just glad I don`t actually know anyone like that...
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Male 1,141
hahaha so true
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Male 40
Really I don`t think like that.
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Male 40
Keep Laughing...............I am going to nacho you all sexy boobs......Teach you all beer, beer and beer think about you damn sezy hotties...
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Male 10,440
^ I didnt get that last bit ^ otherwise I`d agree with you.
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Male 3,619
Thats stupid, I thought it whas funny.
yet... I realy got tripped of when
IMGAY4REALZ sayd: LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT
"society"? dosent that just mean Women? for Gods sake I know its a joke but that comment made me think! menn arent like that!, I mean, I`ve donen allot of perv thinking and im 15. I`ve done allot of that kind of thinking, but not as much as "society" claims people like me do.
menn arent all about porno, powertools and sports. thats just some F*** up stereo type of the male image!

It seems like sexism at a certan level, I dont want to be a super macho alpha male, I want to be me. and only me, the clip seems allitle old, and may I remind you all, I know its still just a joke.
but how can people just go with it? are men so afraid to stick out of the crowd that they "allow" these things to be shown over the internett?

Like women are being told to wear make-up and nice cloths, men are told

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Male 907
THANKS JAXLEY! That one made me laugh out loud!

"Fair enough, I didn`t know that term, but look. I`ve bought a book"
*Zoom on book `Legal Terms Explained`*
"and I promise I`m definately going to read it...on my next holiday."
Hahaha. The way he says his lines is the greatest part :-D

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Male 86
Hmm... I dont like tools or cars too much...

I am amazed how he could stay in character for that!

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Male 330
We don`t football sex bowling, until YOU pizza.
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Male 988
meh. but check this out, it`s great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-QfTKoea...

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Male 2,486
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wow >.> its bad but i actually followed that minus sport power tools and cars -_-; those three are for men who arent secure with themselves :P"

Uh, no. They`re for men who don`t sit on the computer all day.

Saying other men are insecure because they like sports, cars, or powertools, is just exactly what someone who was insecure about themself would say.

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Male 552
lol. Didn`t know what to expect, then he comes on, "Have you been cheese nachos?"
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Female 61
I give props to that guy for keeping a straight face.

Seeing a bunch of males here go "haha, so true!" is a bit disconcerting, but whatever, s` all in good humor.

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Male 651
my goodness, there`s some guys on here with issues... chill out
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Female 63
hahahah WTF of the day

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Female 681
hahahhahahahaa
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Male 392
@ yaas
no you aren`t weird... just gay
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Male 392
I hate work injuries.
now I`m calling the law offices of Larry H. Parker because that commercial told me too.
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Female 1,306
AHAHAHAHAHA....lol. took me a minute too.
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Male 384
it`s funny cuz it`s true
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Male 91
That`s nothing like me, I`m starting to wonder if I`m just weird. I hate sports, I hate beer, I hate cars, I love woman but never talk to any, and finally I love pizza.
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Male 133
It`s funny that he speaks as if he`s making sense. It`s so serious.
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Female 43
It took me a while to realise that "Have you been Cheese Nachos?" was intentional and not a blip :P
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Male 774
great advertising, id watch that show. it wasnt that funny but it was slick and intelligent
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Male 38
nswf??!!!
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Male 151
Seriously though, breasts are what gets me through the day.
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Male 151
For it to truly be accurate you have to put more sex boobs and beer in there.
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Male 47
Measurements
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Female 326
"I was wondering about the significance of "24, 36" Perhaps ideal ages for women to date? Easy for the guy to remember?"

Score from some fantastic football/basketball game? That`s all I can really think of.

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Male 1,244
LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT. says "IMGAY4REALZ"
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Male 1,244
"remember, we dont football bowling until you pizza"
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Female 441
UhHAhahah...dats a funny
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Male 154
is this really truth, war is truth breasts, breast fun fun buttocks. the ladies with their bra`s know sport fun whacking wife wank. latter linguistic headache numb nuts roostering computer, typing eyes strained, tired, sleep, women. multiple balls.

You see? typing what you think while you brainstorm is funny.

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Female 1,407
*chuckle* How enlightening. ^_^
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Female 1,832
^^^ Issues much?

Chill out it was meant to be funny :-/

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Male 556
im sick of this sh*t.
not all i think about is food and sex.
i like music, guitar, and partying, and whoever has a problem with me admitting that needs a f*ckin reality check.
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Female 986
o.o the confusion...
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Female 1,578
...i think like a guy....
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Male 247
That...about sums it up.
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Male 1,142
so many people on here didnt know what 36-24-36 was. ive never herd of 5`3 being associated with it, maybe dragosal has a thing for short girls. maybe hes only 5`5 and doesnt want a girl taller then him. now that i think about it i might have a thing for short girls.
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Female 101
Well I got a laugh out of it!
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Female 1,832
At first I thought I had lost my mind because he wasn`t making complete sentences. But I get it now and I can honestly say ... i was ROTFLMAO!
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Male 1,623
lol not what all men think about. only fat ugly family men.
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Male 47
I thought it was funny in a stereotypical way...
I`m not into sports, or fried bologna sandwiches, but still...

Oh, and just because, here`s what he`s actually saying.

"Have you been cheese nachos?
Well then sex, draft beer, mile high club, chicken wings. If hockey, jungle sex, threeway, you could sex, cars, giant breasts. And with power tools, sex, sports, beef jerky, Miss November. That could mean golf, scotch, fried bologna sandwiches. So pick up that threesome, and poke a sex, sweaty sex, now. Call 36-24-36. That`s 36-24-36.

And remember, we don`t footbal, sex, bowling, until you pizza."

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Male 1,837
im gonna be the first to say it...
he forgot 69. how can he forget 69?!
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Male 2,616
The person who wrote out everything he said made about a bajillion errors.
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Male 1,023
he said sex so many times.
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Male 61
do nachos hot girls baby back ribs loves to football sliders in the beast action movie?

no, i personally think that hockey fighting gun-guns robot footballs jungle sex wrestlers

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Male 10,115
Nice Mix-a-Lot reference drag.
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Male 5,094
Not quite, but a 3 for daring and for making me laugh.
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Male 1,629
the measurments do depict an awesome sized women but they forgot about the part about her being only 5`3" ... thats the most important part :P
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Male 211
ha loved it except didn`t get the 36-24-36 bit till antdow3 explained it!:D
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Male 4
I`m just wondering why an 18+ girl (Linaeve) didn`t know the significance of 36-24-36 whereas a 13-17 year of boy did... hm....

but yeh, thought it was great, I`m amazed how he can keep a straight face all the way through

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Male 60
this is stupid
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Male 896
Have you ever cheese nachos?
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Male 181
Wow...I just woke up and still am half asleep and I instantly understood what he was saying! That is amazing.
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Male 946
haha very good

and `36-24-36` refers to a womans body shape

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Female 1,492
that...isn`t funny.
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Male 107
This wins!
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Female 28
Brilliant. I`m showing this to my man--its not him, but he will most definetly laugh at the stereotypes
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I was wondering about the significance of "24, 36" Perhaps ideal ages for women to date? Easy for the guy to remember? Then I thought, if a hot chick gave a guy her digits, he`s way more likely to be paying attention!! RFLOL
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Male 756
Chili Cheeseburger
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Male 1,265
Not "this November", "Miss November."

:D

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Male 123
How did he actually remember the lines when they were filming. O YEA. THATS what he was thinking. He forgot to add in more sex.
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Male 298
Enjoy
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Male 298
Well somebody has to write up the lyrics whatever. Fine i will do it

Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draft have to be a mile chicken wings. If hockey jungle sex threeway you could sex cars giant breasts. And with powertool sex sports beef jerkey this november. That could mean golf snotch fried baloney sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poke a sex sweaty sex now. Call 36 26 36, thats 36 26 36, and remember we dont football l sex bowling, until you pizza.

As accurate as i could get

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Male 1,420
"he actually gets jealous when I get really excited over a sexy muscle car"
a sexy CAR? thats ridiculous.
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Male 536
ah, i know so many young guys who like to hear a smartly dressed, middle aged man talk to them about sex.
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Male 1,497
i didnt understand much of it...

and it was dumb

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Female 434
IAB shouldn`t post videos in dead languages without subtitles.
It`s not nice. :c
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Male 1,275
I got them all for cars and tools
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Male 4,012
That actually made sense to me. sort of.
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Female 407
K took me a while to know what he was saying, thought i wasnt hearing propery but yeah...stereotypically funny i suppose.
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Female 532
But no, I`m into more of that stuff than he is...

he actually gets jealous when I get really excited over a sexy muscle car

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Female 532
Eh... If I had a guy who really thought like that, I suppose it would be funny...
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Male 810
That was hilarious
4 stars
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Female 229
And remember, We don`t football sex bowling until you pizza.

Lmao. Best line ever

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Male 2,586
understood it all :-) - finally, someone speaking my language! :-D
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Male 80
LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT.
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Female 16
HA. it took me a minute.. it sounded a little to normal.
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Male 1,629
wow >.> its bad but i actually followed that minus sport power tools and cars -_-; those three are for men who arent secure with themselves :P
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Male 761
huh?? wtf?
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Male 47
Link: The Manliest, Most Honest Commercial Ever Made [Rate Link] - What men are really thinking most of the time.
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