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Date: 10/11/07 02:25 AM

89 Responses to The Manliest, Most Honest Commercial Ever Made

  1. Profile photo of MarxEngels
    MarxEngels Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 12:28 am
    Link: The Manliest, Most Honest Commercial Ever Made - What men are really thinking most of the time.
  2. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 1:13 am
    huh?? wtf?
  3. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:38 am
    wow >.> its bad but i actually followed that minus sport power tools and cars -_-; those three are for men who arent secure with themselves :P
  4. Profile photo of Out4aTwist
    Out4aTwist Female 13-17
    16 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:45 am
    HA. it took me a minute.. it sounded a little to normal.
  5. Profile photo of IMGAY4REALZ
    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2007 at 2:46 am
    LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT.
  6. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:38 am
    understood it all :-) - finally, someone speaking my language! :-D
  7. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:42 am
    And remember, We don`t football sex bowling until you pizza.

    Lmao. Best line ever

  8. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:48 am
    That was hilarious
    4 stars
  9. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:02 am
    Eh... If I had a guy who really thought like that, I suppose it would be funny...
  10. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:03 am
    But no, I`m into more of that stuff than he is...

    he actually gets jealous when I get really excited over a sexy muscle car

  11. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:02 am
    K took me a while to know what he was saying, thought i wasnt hearing propery but yeah...stereotypically funny i suppose.
  12. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:08 am
    That actually made sense to me. sort of.
  13. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2007 at 6:12 am
    I got them all for cars and tools
  14. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:39 am
    IAB shouldn`t post videos in dead languages without subtitles.
    It`s not nice. :c
  15. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:46 am
    i didnt understand much of it...

    and it was dumb

  16. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:54 am
    ah, i know so many young guys who like to hear a smartly dressed, middle aged man talk to them about sex.
  17. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:24 am
    "he actually gets jealous when I get really excited over a sexy muscle car"
    a sexy CAR? thats ridiculous.
  18. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:35 am
    Well somebody has to write up the lyrics whatever. Fine i will do it

    Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draft have to be a mile chicken wings. If hockey jungle sex threeway you could sex cars giant breasts. And with powertool sex sports beef jerkey this november. That could mean golf snotch fried baloney sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poke a sex sweaty sex now. Call 36 26 36, thats 36 26 36, and remember we dont football l sex bowling, until you pizza.

    As accurate as i could get

  19. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Enjoy
  20. Profile photo of hoobaga
    hoobaga Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:42 am
    How did he actually remember the lines when they were filming. O YEA. THATS what he was thinking. He forgot to add in more sex.
  21. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:50 am
    Not "this November", "Miss November."

    :D

  22. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 9:19 am
    Chili Cheeseburger
  23. Profile photo of Linaeve
    Linaeve Female 18-29
    28 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 9:52 am
    Brilliant. I`m showing this to my man--its not him, but he will most definetly laugh at the stereotypes
    .
    I was wondering about the significance of "24, 36" Perhaps ideal ages for women to date? Easy for the guy to remember? Then I thought, if a hot chick gave a guy her digits, he`s way more likely to be paying attention!! RFLOL
  24. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 10:11 am
    This wins!
  25. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 10:13 am
    that...isn`t funny.
  26. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2007 at 10:19 am
    haha very good

    and `36-24-36` refers to a womans body shape

  27. Profile photo of AndrewST
    AndrewST Male 18-29
    181 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 11:31 am
    Wow...I just woke up and still am half asleep and I instantly understood what he was saying! That is amazing.
  28. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 11:35 am
    Have you ever cheese nachos?
  29. Profile photo of zucedamoose
    zucedamoose Male 13-17
    60 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 11:40 am
    this is stupid
  30. Profile photo of Jizzms
    Jizzms Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    I`m just wondering why an 18+ girl (Linaeve) didn`t know the significance of 36-24-36 whereas a 13-17 year of boy did... hm....

    but yeh, thought it was great, I`m amazed how he can keep a straight face all the way through

  31. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    ha loved it except didn`t get the 36-24-36 bit till antdow3 explained it!:D
  32. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    the measurments do depict an awesome sized women but they forgot about the part about her being only 5`3" ... thats the most important part :P
  33. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    Not quite, but a 3 for daring and for making me laugh.
  34. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    Nice Mix-a-Lot reference drag.
  35. Profile photo of ballin462
    ballin462 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    do nachos hot girls baby back ribs loves to football sliders in the beast action movie?

    no, i personally think that hockey fighting gun-guns robot footballs jungle sex wrestlers

  36. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    he said sex so many times.
  37. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    The person who wrote out everything he said made about a bajillion errors.
  38. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    im gonna be the first to say it...
    he forgot 69. how can he forget 69?!
  39. Profile photo of MarxEngels
    MarxEngels Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    I thought it was funny in a stereotypical way...
    I`m not into sports, or fried bologna sandwiches, but still...

    Oh, and just because, here`s what he`s actually saying.

    "Have you been cheese nachos?
    Well then sex, draft beer, mile high club, chicken wings. If hockey, jungle sex, threeway, you could sex, cars, giant breasts. And with power tools, sex, sports, beef jerky, Miss November. That could mean golf, scotch, fried bologna sandwiches. So pick up that threesome, and poke a sex, sweaty sex, now. Call 36-24-36. That`s 36-24-36.

    And remember, we don`t footbal, sex, bowling, until you pizza."

  40. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    lol not what all men think about. only fat ugly family men.
  41. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    At first I thought I had lost my mind because he wasn`t making complete sentences. But I get it now and I can honestly say ... i was ROTFLMAO!
  42. Profile photo of Grrracen
    Grrracen Female 18-29
    101 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    Well I got a laugh out of it!
  43. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    so many people on here didnt know what 36-24-36 was. ive never herd of 5`3 being associated with it, maybe dragosal has a thing for short girls. maybe hes only 5`5 and doesnt want a girl taller then him. now that i think about it i might have a thing for short girls.
  44. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    That...about sums it up.
  45. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    ...i think like a guy....
  46. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    o.o the confusion...
  47. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    im sick of this sh*t.
    not all i think about is food and sex.
    i like music, guitar, and partying, and whoever has a problem with me admitting that needs a f*ckin reality check.
  48. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    ^^^ Issues much?

    Chill out it was meant to be funny :-/

  49. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    *chuckle* How enlightening. ^_^
  50. Profile photo of Kragoth
    Kragoth Male 13-17
    154 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    is this really truth, war is truth breasts, breast fun fun buttocks. the ladies with their bra`s know sport fun whacking wife wank. latter linguistic headache numb nuts roostering computer, typing eyes strained, tired, sleep, women. multiple balls.

    You see? typing what you think while you brainstorm is funny.

  51. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    UhHAhahah...dats a funny
  52. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    "remember, we dont football bowling until you pizza"
  53. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT. says "IMGAY4REALZ"
  54. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    "I was wondering about the significance of "24, 36" Perhaps ideal ages for women to date? Easy for the guy to remember?"

    Score from some fantastic football/basketball game? That`s all I can really think of.

  55. Profile photo of MarxEngels
    MarxEngels Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Measurements
  56. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    For it to truly be accurate you have to put more sex boobs and beer in there.
  57. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Seriously though, breasts are what gets me through the day.
  58. Profile photo of buddy0
    buddy0 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    nswf??!!!
  59. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    great advertising, id watch that show. it wasnt that funny but it was slick and intelligent
  60. Profile photo of kookazoid92
    kookazoid92 Female 13-17
    43 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    It took me a while to realise that "Have you been Cheese Nachos?" was intentional and not a blip :P
  61. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    It`s funny that he speaks as if he`s making sense. It`s so serious.
  62. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    That`s nothing like me, I`m starting to wonder if I`m just weird. I hate sports, I hate beer, I hate cars, I love woman but never talk to any, and finally I love pizza.
  63. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    it`s funny cuz it`s true
  64. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA....lol. took me a minute too.
  65. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    I hate work injuries.
    now I`m calling the law offices of Larry H. Parker because that commercial told me too.
  66. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    @ yaas
    no you aren`t weird... just gay
  67. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    hahahhahahahaa
  68. Profile photo of lovebeat17
    lovebeat17 Female 13-17
    63 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    hahahah WTF of the day

  69. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    my goodness, there`s some guys on here with issues... chill out
  70. Profile photo of CicadaFrolic
    CicadaFrolic Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    I give props to that guy for keeping a straight face.

    Seeing a bunch of males here go "haha, so true!" is a bit disconcerting, but whatever, s` all in good humor.

  71. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    lol. Didn`t know what to expect, then he comes on, "Have you been cheese nachos?"
  72. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 1:46 am
    "
    wow >.> its bad but i actually followed that minus sport power tools and cars -_-; those three are for men who arent secure with themselves :P"

    Uh, no. They`re for men who don`t sit on the computer all day.

    Saying other men are insecure because they like sports, cars, or powertools, is just exactly what someone who was insecure about themself would say.

  73. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 11:28 am
    meh. but check this out, it`s great:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-QfTKoea...

  74. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    We don`t football sex bowling, until YOU pizza.
  75. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Hmm... I dont like tools or cars too much...

    I am amazed how he could stay in character for that!

  76. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    THANKS JAXLEY! That one made me laugh out loud!

    "Fair enough, I didn`t know that term, but look. I`ve bought a book"
    *Zoom on book `Legal Terms Explained`*
    "and I promise I`m definately going to read it...on my next holiday."
    Hahaha. The way he says his lines is the greatest part :-D

  77. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    Thats stupid, I thought it whas funny.
    yet... I realy got tripped of when
    IMGAY4REALZ sayd: LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT`S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS MEN THINK ABOUT
    "society"? dosent that just mean Women? for Gods sake I know its a joke but that comment made me think! menn arent like that!, I mean, I`ve donen allot of perv thinking and im 15. I`ve done allot of that kind of thinking, but not as much as "society" claims people like me do.
    menn arent all about porno, powertools and sports. thats just some F*** up stereo type of the male image!

    It seems like sexism at a certan level, I dont want to be a super macho alpha male, I want to be me. and only me, the clip seems allitle old, and may I remind you all, I know its still just a joke.
    but how can people just go with it? are men so afraid to stick out of the crowd that they "allow" these things to be shown over the internett?

    Like women are being told to wear make-up and nice cloths, men are told

  78. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    ^ I didnt get that last bit ^ otherwise I`d agree with you.
  79. Profile photo of duststorm888
    duststorm888 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Keep Laughing...............I am going to nacho you all sexy boobs......Teach you all beer, beer and beer think about you damn sezy hotties...
  80. Profile photo of duststorm888
    duststorm888 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Really I don`t think like that.
  81. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    hahaha so true
  82. Profile photo of n7654321
    n7654321 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:23 am
    yeah, according to pop culture that`s what men are supposed to think about - think about it - what does manly mean in our culture? If you`re a man, you`re supposed to be into sports (or being tough), beer, junk food, technology and sex 24/7.. Pretty juvenile for an adult I`d say.
    Women are supposed to be the opposite - weak and coy and into fashion and shopping and talking about their feelings... blah blah blah. In reality, most people are somewhere in between whether they really act like it or not.
    This was kind of funny because it was playing up the stereotype.. but I`m just glad I don`t actually know anyone like that...
  83. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    ha very well done.
    the bloke doin the talkin is a natural
  84. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 1:26 am
    haha this commerical pretty much said everything a guy thinks about in one day (everyday) in just one commerical....Pretty damn funny
  85. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    Not at all accurate... but i found it entertaining.
  86. Profile photo of kirasao
    kirasao Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:55 am
    If those things were all that I ever thought about, I wouldn`t even be able to type this right now. Who knows? I might just be multitasking...
  87. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:34 am
    Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draught beer mile high club chicken wings. If hockey jungle sex threeway you could sex cars giant breasts. And with power tools sex sports beef jerkey Miss November. That could mean golf scotch fried bologna sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poker sex sweaty sex now. Call 36-24-36, that`s 36-24-36. And remember we don`t football sex bowling, until you pizza.

    Perfect Transcript of his Speech, not that hard..

  88. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    I thought this was a really funny clip. I especially liked the way he sports cars french fries computer guitar. It was really jiggling breasts tight ass shiny cars mario TV. I didn`t get giant boobs nacho fries steak sandwich fried twinkies. But if he`d videogames sweet sweet ass giant breasts, then I`d have baseball fishsticks chili pizza Keyra Augustina.
  89. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    rock on!

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