The Beer Diet

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Funny
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I think this new diet is going to catch on. Probably NSFW.
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Female 576
Ummmk.
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Female 124
or my favorite, box-o-wine.
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Male 43
seriously, beer doesnt make you vomit.

10-bucks-a-gallon rum does.

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Male 2,616
^ That would just have to be because she hates the taste haha.
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Female 4,376
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:23:11 PM
who the hell pukes after 12 beers?


my firend puked up her chicken after 5 sips of beer. even I have to admit thats pretty sad lol

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Male 4,246
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Female 442
This is a diet I can agree with...

Mmmm... BEER.

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Male 43
who the hell pukes after 12 beers?
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Female 1,470
LOL did u relise the first 13 posts for this were all males :P
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Female 2,695
lawl
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Male 51
lol i can`t believe im the first to say i would have stopped at 600 calories *wink*
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Female 670
"Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste.""
Yeah, for me, it`s usually to give an excuse as to why I`m not wearing clothes, and I`m all touchy-feely.

Anyway, she was pretty thin, but I`ve seen thinner... naturally thinner, I mean. I don`t think I`d enjoy this diet, though. Being drunk/stoned for a week straight taught me a few things; gay people are funnier than straight people, WarioWare is a f*cking awesome game, and memory loss isn`t fun when you`re in a big city that you don`t know.

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Female 72
oh wow
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Male 48
I like beer for the taste, espicially wachussett blueberry :)
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Female 146
"and yes i know what that tastes like too"
o.o
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Male 1,371
this reminds me of that commercial for that diet pill that i still dunno if its a joke or not

"we don`t really know how it works...but take __ before you eat, and you just won`t feel like eating. so you don`t. it`s that simple"

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Male 2,616
well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs

You`re not going to die of cirrhosis or anything unless you`re a pretty damn hardcore alcoholic. I agree that getting drunk just because you think it makes you look "cool" is pretty pathetic, but if you do it responsibly in company that you really enjoy, it is a good time.

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Male 69
And for all you that don`t know (which I think is a lot...), that "pierce and gulp" at the end is called a shotgun. You poke a hole, put your mouth over it, pop the tab, and drink it as fast as you can. Beer bongs are definitely better.

Check out my beer bong monologue (I was drunk)

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Male 1,141
and yes i know what that tastes like too
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Male 1,141
beer tastes like cat piss
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Female 4,376
That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."

well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs

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Female 532
Face down on the floor and *giggling*, larajunky! :-D I enjoyed that part too...
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Male 1,023
beautiful.
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Female 1,832
Ha hahahahahahahahahahaha! I was rollin` when she was face down on the floor!
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Male 2,616
That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."
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Male 149
yea, beer!
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Male 1,882
I`d hit that... with an inverse tacheon pulse.
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Male 134
omg shes hot...
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Female 1,158
Dude, how do you open a can like that?

So serious. Tell me.

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Male 1,111
liquor is better ;)
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Male 773
yes please!
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Male 1,425
sure, add a hot chick in the video, we`ll watch ;) lolz @ the food scene on the kitchen floor
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Male 1,254
BEER!! I miss it so...

Damn Minor`s Law.

Canada...I`ll be coming soon for another reprieve from my sobriety.

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Female 4,376

she was definetly pretty but her body was way to sickeningly thin for my tastes. plus i hate beer it tastes nasty. actually i hate alcohol in general it tastes so vile
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Female 223
chicks doing comedy. a feminist just got her wings (but she ain`t happy about it).
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Male 10,440
lol that was funny. The chick wasnt bad either.
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Female 986
Haha Nice! And the girl wasn`t bad either ;)
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Female 525
hey guys, the video was about BEER just in case u did`nt notice =]
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Male 1,275
Oh and that chick was HOT
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Male 1,275
At least one retard would have watched that and actually thought it was a self help video. *Shakes head
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Male 888
lol @ end
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Male 4,246
That was strange, yet startlingly funny. The psychoanalysis was a bit out of left field, which only adds to the funny-strangeness.

philippic, this is the INTERNET; nothing has any reason here.

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Male 1,704
yes haha!
dudette owned that vid at the end with the peirce n gulk.
wonder why that vid was made tho?
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Male 295
i liked the way she poured the beer at the end. Way to go.
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Male 896
I liked the ending, I would have stabbed my hand...
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Male 69
What is it about a hot chick making satirical comedy that gives me a chub? Sara Silverman just got some competition.
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Male 2,616
"forgetting how to eat," classic.
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Male 761
i`d do her
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Male 223
Lol funny.
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Male 157
wow. what a slut.
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Male 1,092
eww nah
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Male 869
Link: The Beer Diet [Rate Link] - I think this new diet is going to catch on. Probably NSFW.
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