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Date: 10/09/07 02:40 AM

53 Responses to The Beer Diet

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 12:47 am
    Link: The Beer Diet - I think this new diet is going to catch on. Probably NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:43 am
    eww nah
  3. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:44 am
    wow. what a slut.
  4. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Lol funny.
  5. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:47 am
    i`d do her
  6. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:48 am
    "forgetting how to eat," classic.
  7. Profile photo of CarbonatedBS
    CarbonatedBS Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 3:27 am
    What is it about a hot chick making satirical comedy that gives me a chub? Sara Silverman just got some competition.
  8. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 4:36 am
    I liked the ending, I would have stabbed my hand...
  9. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 5:07 am
    i liked the way she poured the beer at the end. Way to go.
  10. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 5:19 am
    yes haha!
    dudette owned that vid at the end with the peirce n gulk.
    wonder why that vid was made tho?
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:12 am
    That was strange, yet startlingly funny. The psychoanalysis was a bit out of left field, which only adds to the funny-strangeness.

    philippic, this is the INTERNET; nothing has any reason here.

  12. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:43 am
    lol @ end
  13. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:51 am
    At least one retard would have watched that and actually thought it was a self help video. *Shakes head
  14. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:52 am
    Oh and that chick was HOT
  15. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:53 am
    hey guys, the video was about BEER just in case u did`nt notice =]
  16. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:10 am
    Haha Nice! And the girl wasn`t bad either ;)
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:27 am
    lol that was funny. The chick wasnt bad either.
  18. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:53 am
    chicks doing comedy. a feminist just got her wings (but she ain`t happy about it).
  19. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 8:12 am

    she was definetly pretty but her body was way to sickeningly thin for my tastes. plus i hate beer it tastes nasty. actually i hate alcohol in general it tastes so vile
  20. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 8:18 am
    BEER!! I miss it so...

    Damn Minor`s Law.

    Canada...I`ll be coming soon for another reprieve from my sobriety.

  21. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 10:17 am
    I´m on a whiskey diet.....

    I`ve lost 3 days already.......

  22. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 10:37 am
    sure, add a hot chick in the video, we`ll watch ;) lolz @ the food scene on the kitchen floor
  23. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 10:41 am
    yes please!
  24. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 10:52 am
    liquor is better ;)
  25. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Dude, how do you open a can like that?

    So serious. Tell me.

  26. Profile photo of tannerwoody
    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    omg shes hot...
  27. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    I`d hit that... with an inverse tacheon pulse.
  28. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    yea, beer!
  29. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."
  30. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    Ha hahahahahahahahahahaha! I was rollin` when she was face down on the floor!
  31. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    beautiful.
  32. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    Face down on the floor and *giggling*, larajunky! :-D I enjoyed that part too...
  33. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."

    well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs

  34. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    beer tastes like cat piss
  35. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    and yes i know what that tastes like too
  36. Profile photo of CarbonatedBS
    CarbonatedBS Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    And for all you that don`t know (which I think is a lot...), that "pierce and gulp" at the end is called a shotgun. You poke a hole, put your mouth over it, pop the tab, and drink it as fast as you can. Beer bongs are definitely better.

    Check out my beer bong monologue (I was drunk)

  37. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs

    You`re not going to die of cirrhosis or anything unless you`re a pretty damn hardcore alcoholic. I agree that getting drunk just because you think it makes you look "cool" is pretty pathetic, but if you do it responsibly in company that you really enjoy, it is a good time.

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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    this reminds me of that commercial for that diet pill that i still dunno if its a joke or not

    "we don`t really know how it works...but take __ before you eat, and you just won`t feel like eating. so you don`t. it`s that simple"

  39. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    "and yes i know what that tastes like too"
    o.o
  40. Profile photo of Dorito123
    Dorito123 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    I like beer for the taste, espicially wachussett blueberry :)
  41. Profile photo of Nina221
    Nina221 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    oh wow
  42. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    "Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste.""
    Yeah, for me, it`s usually to give an excuse as to why I`m not wearing clothes, and I`m all touchy-feely.

    Anyway, she was pretty thin, but I`ve seen thinner... naturally thinner, I mean. I don`t think I`d enjoy this diet, though. Being drunk/stoned for a week straight taught me a few things; gay people are funnier than straight people, WarioWare is a f*cking awesome game, and memory loss isn`t fun when you`re in a big city that you don`t know.

  43. Profile photo of VoicedFever
    VoicedFever Male 13-17
    51 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    lol i can`t believe im the first to say i would have stopped at 600 calories *wink*
  44. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    lawl
  45. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    LOL did u relise the first 13 posts for this were all males :P
  46. Profile photo of HailSeitan
    HailSeitan Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    who the hell pukes after 12 beers?
  47. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    This is a diet I can agree with...

    Mmmm... BEER.

  48. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 5:10 am
    Yup, Beer Is Good! And Stuff!!
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 11:53 am
    Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:23:11 PM
    who the hell pukes after 12 beers?


    my firend puked up her chicken after 5 sips of beer. even I have to admit thats pretty sad lol

  50. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    ^ That would just have to be because she hates the taste haha.
  51. Profile photo of HailSeitan
    HailSeitan Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    seriously, beer doesnt make you vomit.

    10-bucks-a-gallon rum does.

  52. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    or my favorite, box-o-wine.
  53. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    Ummmk.

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