The Alarm Cat

Submitted by: littleoracle 10 years ago in Funny

If you"ve owned a cat, you can relate to this.
There are 121 comments:
Male 123
When it is a 25 pound bangel cat, it doesn`t need a baseball bat.
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Female 263
Cwute
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Male 114
THIS VIDEO SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
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Male 42
If my cat did that, I`d throw it against the wall, get out of bed, pick it up again--this time by its tail, and throw it out the window as hard as humanly possible, pick up a piece of broken glass, run after it, slit its throat with a piece of broken glass, slam it down on the ground on the middle of a street and stomp on it until it`s entirely flat.

Not really--I wouldn`t do something like that, my cat does that now and them. It will sleep on my face with it`s claws out after scratching the fu­ck out of my covers and the carpet. I just simply turned around, then it left.

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Female 1
GREAT clip!! That`s my cat to a tea, but when the baseball bat comes out, thats when she usually gets on my headboard adn knocks my water glass and alarm clock on my head to get me up. Half the time its just to see me get up!!!!
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Female 85
LOL OMG THE ENDING WAS THE BEST
cutecutecute cat
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Female 1,470
AHHAHAHA
i hate cats
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Female 1,407
I don`t know about you guys, but this is MY aww of the day! SO CUTE!!!!~_~
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Female 71
That`s SOOOOOO my cat!! LOLOLOLOL!! Still laughing XD .. But instead of the bat my cat chose to scratch my eye.. Got me a free meal at the hospital tho.. LOL!!
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Male 8
lol.. thats the bad thing about cats. When they`re hungry, you should be awake
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Female 1,984
One of my cats sneezes in your face to wake you up! Yuck!
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Female 58
This is SO true with one of my cats! (well,except of course for the baseball bat)
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Female 582
i LAWLED
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Male 1,162
my cat did the same thing. Though she would also lick and purr in my ear if didnt get up
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Female 3
haha reminds me of my sister`s evil Cat Foamy...that little bastard pusters me all the time in the moring bugging me for food.
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Male 415
Wow, worst IAB post ever.
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Male 437
so true that i cried. those little bastards owe me at least 7,000 hours of sleep.
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Female 533
funniest thing ever on IAB. period.
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Female 584
Rated 4 for sheer aww factor.
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Female 1,071
Lmao brilliant
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Female 2,552
Aww, haha, that was so cute.
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Female 1,297
so true, but they didnt show it sitting with its arse on your face *damn cat*
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Female 1,172
I loved how they managed to get so many facial expressions out of a very simple drawing. It was adorable.
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Female 6
My cats will do nyfin 4 attention. 1 will sit outside my bedroom window in the early mornin and meow for hours! she did it for 3 or 4 hours once! I got like no sleep that night
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Male 1,455
My cat has an alarming tendency to sleep on my face. I wake up in the middle of the night with my nose and mouth full of fur.
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Male 287
I have to admit, that was both funny AND the cat was cute.

My cat does the same thing to me every morning at 5:30 or so. If I had a baseball bat in the room I wouldn`t be surprised if he used it :[.

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Female 700
Am I the only person in history who`s cat does not wake them up on a regular basis??? my cat likes too sleep as much as I do. My problem is getting asleep because 2 am is when she`s bugging me to pet her and feed her and crap. I`ll wake up around noon after staying up all night and she is right next to me sound asleep.

But still, this video is awesome! reminds me of my friends cat! All it wants is food!

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Female 250
i love it - got it in an e-mail a few days ago!
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Male 68
this literally just happened to me, which is why i am on the internet at 1:00 a.m.
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Male 134
lol, i especially like how the cat acted all innocent at the end
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Male 1,497
I knew it... my cat wasnt the only evil bastard in the world, that cat does it too!... damn bat swinging cats.. -_o
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Female 46
How totaly, awesomely adorable!!!

It`s so true! I can really relate to that. My cat does the same thing every morning... Minus the baseball bat.

It`s amazing how the maker of this film captured the true essence of a housecat in the wee hours of the morning!!

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Male 195
the only thing good about jebler`s comments is imagining ways to kill him....

now onto the vid.
i liked it, i like cats since dogs always seemed so stupidly attached and they depend on you for everything, while cats kind of know they can live on their own but know w/ u its better, still have to earn their affection tho

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Male 1,023
remember, there are more than 1 way to skin a cat.
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Female 434
100% true.
They forgot the running back and forth across the room howling part, but yeah.
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Female 82
Awwww I luff my kitties but not when they decide its wake up time for mommy. Mine don`t want food though since I leave their food out all night. They just want hugs and praise for being so pretty xD
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Female 273
Awwwww
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Male 986
oh btw i have a cat but im lucky he does it to my bro, not me ^.^
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Male 986
lol the cat owned the dude at end
"meow" *points at mouth* lmao
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Male 580
Pretty much true
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Male 17
Try having two kittens deciding your body is a rutting playground to attack and tackle and kill each other on . . . in the middle of the night. ARG. lol
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Male 298
my cat woke me up by dancing on the piano keys -_-
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Male 90
shopped!
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Male 1,029
Happens to me... Still not that funny.
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Female 82
purrrrrrrrrr
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Female 655
its funny; thats exactly how cats are

you are lucky if your cat doesnt do that

oh sure, you think its cute, but you dont have a cat.

its not cute when it happens to you

lmao.

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Female 288
LOL!!!!
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Male 382
This is how cats are. Love `em.
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Female 532
lmao that was very well done
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Female 27
this is so cute!
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Male 4
Both of my cats like to fight in my bed ._.
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Male 210
lmao. so true...
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Male 693
Hahaha, love it :-)
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Female 215
and i have 3 cats (and two doggies but we leaving them out if itt) :-)))
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Female 215
hahahahaha

it reminds me of my naughty baby cat, magic!!!
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Male 1,623
why not get a pet like a turtle or something? cats are lame.
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Female 21
i don`t even have a cat, but i thought it was funny
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Female 1,398
CATS ARE EVIL!! I hate cats, they`re so evil...
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Female 136
That was so cute! And true.. except for the baseball bat part.
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Female 77
So true
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Male 169
Amazingly True and hilarious
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Female 681
awww!
so true!
so cute!
i used to have 3 kitties.. try putting up with that!
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Male 383
I can totally relate :)
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Male 1,386
and this is why i keep my door shut at night -_-
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Male 384
WOW!! SOMETHING TO DO WITH AN ANIMAL THAT ISN`T AN AWW OF THE DAY!!!!
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Female 208
LOL. Very true.
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Female 122
Jumping off and getting all cute at the foot of the bed after waking the human up for sure move is something that mother cats have been training their kittens to do ever since we "domesticated" them.
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Female 214
haha. this video makes me miss my cats even more. it`s sad that I can`t see them cuz i`m away at college.

<b>EVERY</b> single cat owner can relate to that. I`m definately sending that video to my mom.

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Male 1,289
Meow ^-^
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Male 275
My cat does same thing as cat in the video :P
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Female 363
rofl... I`m definitely emailing this to my friend. It`s just like her cat.
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Male 483
i guess cats are alright............
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Male 430
lol that is so true
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Female 1,890
dude i deal with that every morning and my cats claws are sharp
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Female 2,695
this made me giggle a whole lot. it was adorable.
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Female 116
Hahahah! Hilarious! I loved the part where the cat pulled the guy`s ear, and where the cat whacked him with the bat. :P
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Female 322
So THAT`S where my black eyes keep coming from when I wake up...

Too funny. I liked how the cat made it very clear at the end that it was to be fed immediately.

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Female 145
anyone with a cat will laugh their socks off at this! I LOVED IT lol, I have 3 cats
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Female 441
awww i want a kitty! i luv how he acted like he had no idea who hit the guy wit teh bat
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Male 121
Mine goes for the feet, if I wanna sleep I gotta keep `em perfectly still or my toes get shredded
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Male 10,440
I dont have a cat :-(
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Female 451
HAHA! aww that was awesome..my cat so does this. shes so cute :D
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Female 469
Lol, think my lil kitty agrees. Kept clawin at my speakers :P
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Male 1,364
this is very true, but is missing the "shoving the ass in your face" move.
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Male 3,619
ha lol! the bat part could have been alitle More exauldruated i think.
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Female 71
lol I dont care what anyone says I still want a cat
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Male 756
Yep. Nothing like a baseball bat-swinging hungry pussy to get you going in the morning.
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Female 55
Kudos to whomever made that! It is so freaking true. I loved it!
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Male 91
It`s true right down to the baseball bat...
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Male 1,348
Could this be any truer? I submit that it can not!

*I laughed so hard I think I just pooped a little*

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Male 694
So f-ing true XD
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Male 522
That was awesome. And funny
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Male 1,629
"Saturday, October 20, 2007 3:13:13 AM
LOL. Yes, unfortunately it is true. They have captured the pure essence of a freakin housecat."
soo true and its soo drating cute as well ^^
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Female 2,220
1000000000% true.

hahaha

Which is why I keep my door shut.

My cat liks my mum`s eyelid to wake her up.
:)

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Male 221
So true. haha.
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Male 4,012
I can`t relate to it. My cat doesn`t hit me with a bat.
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Female 488
aw that cat is really cute
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Male 1,072
so so true my cat use to piss me off so much doing that and scare the poo out of me!
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Male 1,275
2 true
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Female 3,001
the cat was cute! i liked that :)
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Male 490
Can`t stand cats. Why have a pet that cares nothing about you? Get a dog!

This is pretty stupid and too drawn out.

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Male 211
loved the bit at the end where the cat pointed to her mouth and the man was like WTF!!
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Male 96
Lmao, that was amazing.
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Male 695
Too true.
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Male 803
I`m pretty sure just about anyone with a cat will rate this a 4 and kill themselves laughing while watching it.
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Male 1,142
i would throw that cat in to a wood chipper... i dont have wood chipper or know anyone who does. anything that i could throw the thing in to and have it come out in 4 or more pieces and dead or near death would work. so many ideas, the only good thing about all the moronic cat videos/pics that show up on here is imagining ways to kill them.
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Female 182
HAHHAAHAHA that was the cutest thing ever. meow.. MEOW.
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Female 16
My cat wakes me up by nudging me with her cold nose D:
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Male 572
i want an alarm dog.
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Male 96
yes, 100% true. to the nanometer.
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Male 96
LOL. Yes, unfortunately it is true. They have captured the pure essence of a freakin housecat.
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Male 89
lol, my cat is just like that. `Cept for the baseball bat of course.
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Female 302
That was cute.
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Female 550
LOL - that is HILARIOUS! Our cats do this to my husband. They used to try to wake me up like that, but I am such a sound sleeper that they gave up and moved on to my hubby.
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Female 34
OMG that cat is SO cute.
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Male 173
I though it was funny. :-)
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Female 40
I just died a little inside.
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Male 17
That was drating retarded.
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Male 132
so true... a have i scar down my nose b/c of my cat
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Male 232
That was very funny.
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Female 322
Link: The Alarm Cat [Rate Link] - If you`ve owned a cat, you can relate to this.
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