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Date: 10/15/07 02:40 AM

92 Responses to Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    Link: Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle - Poor, poor dog.
  2. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:44 am
    WTF of the day, I must say!!!
  3. Profile photo of StrangeLane
    StrangeLane Female 18-29
    37 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:44 am
    that is hideous. it must be so ashamed =(
  4. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:47 am
    HAHAHA!! drating poodle! and drating owner for being soo stoopit for ding that to thier dog
  5. Profile photo of AstatineBind
    AstatineBind Male 18-29
    18 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Oh, wow. . . 0_o
  6. Profile photo of TickledPink4
    TickledPink4 Female 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:52 am
    animal cruelty! shoulda been raphael.... sheesh, damn dog owner.
  7. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Ummm...wow.
  8. Profile photo of thisidrocks
    thisidrocks Male 13-17
    162 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:58 am
    maybe the dog likes it. maybe not. probably not. yeah. not.
  9. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:59 am
    omfg. The owner must have a serious obsession.
  10. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:00 am
    thunder86: Monday, October 15, 2007 2:44:50 AM
    WTF of the day, I must say!!!

    I totally agree!

  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:02 am
    This is so wrong. So very, very wrong.

    But perfect for the woman obsessed with TMNT.

  12. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:19 am
    Dragosal, reading your comment, Are you a Newfie?

    And also, doesn`t even look like a dog...ugly ass thing.

  13. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:19 am
    That is cruel and unusual... I say we shoot her.
  14. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:44 am
    D:

    Animal Cruelty!

  15. Profile photo of catapilrgirl
    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:49 am
    i hope that poor dog eats her face while she`s sleeping
  16. Profile photo of mute
    mute Male 18-29
    27 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:56 am
    Why are you all `poor dog`ing it. It`s a poodle, all poodles are trimmed in an unnatural way and dyed a stupid colour. This one just happens to have been done a bit irregularly but it`s the same.

    And completely badass!

  17. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:12 am
    AHAHAHA!!! This is the BOMB!! I love it!
  18. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:38 am
    holy sh*t thats awesome! lol
  19. Profile photo of Guvax
    Guvax Male 18-29
    25 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:54 am
    i`d like it...if it wasnt TMNT
  20. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:52 am
    That is the coolest thing I have seen all day. In fact I`m going to go out right now and buy a poodle. Then I`m going to shave it to look like a Transformer or MASTER CHIEF!!! YAY! Then I am going to give the dog to a homeless person, cause you know, I love helping in anyway I can.
  21. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 6:10 am
    That is seriously hilarious.
  22. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:22 am
    That woman should`ve gotten in trouble for doing that to an animal
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:25 am
    lolz
  24. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:37 am
    OH MY!
    whoa thats some serious mental issues or summit?
    lol tho.
  25. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 8:15 am
    That was..Disturbing to say the least.
  26. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 8:52 am
    I can`t believe I`m the first to mention the whole fake thing on this one. I really, really hope that it`s fake, but it doesn`t look like it, and people are stupid.
  27. Profile photo of JakeyD
    JakeyD Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:06 am
    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    As if the poor mutts life wasn`t sad enough...he`s a poodle ffs! :-D

  28. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:22 am
    Skythe
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    10 Posts Monday, October 15, 2007 8:15:40 AM
    That was..Disturbing to say the least

    Um, i`m gonna have to agree with you here...someone call PETA pls.. LOL

  29. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:36 am
    Thats one straight up G poodle riite thurr
  30. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:58 am
    Hey, just because this is something people do to poodles, doesn`t mean they like it. I don`t think any animal would like getting their fur dyed.
  31. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:58 am
    that better be photoshopped...
  32. Profile photo of IMGAY4REALZ
    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:06 am
    that turns me on
  33. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:11 am
    That`s atrocious and insulting to TMNT.
  34. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:37 am
    I have to say this: BabiiGirl93, you remind me of Malibu`s Most Wanted.

    Now that that`s out of the way...I feel sorry for all the dogs that this sort of thing happens to! They always look so sad and pathetic...

  35. Profile photo of ghost30507
    ghost30507 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:01 am
    Poodles hold their heads higher don`t they?

    and am I the only one that noticed the holes in it`s back?

  36. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:07 am
    aww poor doggie :-( that is just wrong.. what the heck is wrong with its` owner? she must have some kind of mental problem!!! she should be made to dress up like that , that would be something i`d pay to see for sure !!!!
  37. Profile photo of alexisnicole
    alexisnicole Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:20 am
    I have mixed feelings: the ninja turtles are totally badass, but that dog might get ridiculed and mocked by other dogs... dogs don`t know tmnt! or do they?... Actually, it doesn`t look like a dog anymore... I don`t know what it looks like, but if I saw it walking down the street, I might punch it.
  38. Profile photo of silverfyre
    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:40 am
    For all you "poor dog" people with the wailing and much gnashing of teeth...I really *really* doubt the dog gives a flying f*ck. Poodles are natoriously dyed and pampered and put in strange furcuts. Its most likely more like "OOH! yay! attention! treat now?" :|
  39. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:42 am
    SOMEONE CALL PETA!

    Is this woman retarded?

  40. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    omg that poor dog.
  41. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    It doesn`t even look real anymore.
  42. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    poor poor dog...
  43. Profile photo of Fluffe
    Fluffe Male 13-17
    88 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    Could you stop crying? I think it was a cool idea, and the result was even better. Maybe they just made this before they shaved it again? And think about this. The poodles that attends competition and such, they are beeing washed, dryed etc.. everyday for hours, this was just some color and cutting one time
  44. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    Good idea, not so sure about the execution...

    But that poodle should be HONORED that he was chosen to portray Leonardo, the best of the turtles!!!


    TMNT ROCKS!


    Oh, and lol @ Devi`s comment.... I propose Jazz, myself... but if I had a dog to do it with, I`d do Scorpinoch...

  45. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    rofl.
  46. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    If that dog was a human , it would`ve committed suicide by now...
  47. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    D:
    It isn`t natural!
  48. Profile photo of sabbywon
    sabbywon Female 18-29
    6 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    I"m not sure if i should laugh or cry...that`s the most ridiculous thing i`ve ever seen and i feel awful for the poor dog, but at the same time, i want to laugh...
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    lol poor thing tmnt suck
  50. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    It doesn`t even look like a dog anymore.
  51. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    This was part of a whole contest, and this was just a runner-up! First place went to a poodle done up to look like a Harley-Davidson (Harley Doggyson, in the competition). Hell, a dog dressed as a wh0re got third place (I think). "Let me put the hoochy in your poochy" was the owner`s remark...

    And second place went to a poodle with a horse sculpted into her fur.

    I don`t know about you, but I`d rather be cut and dyed to look like "Leonardoodle" (as the dog`s fur-job was named) than have a horse sculpted into my fur...

    Take a look!

  52. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    whoa i hope that wears off soon...

    ....i wonder why she dyed it like that in the first place. halloween? musta cost a lot of money for only awhile.

  53. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    oh i also love the look on the persons face, like "yep...*sniff* thats MY dog right there! MY DOG! YEAH AND IM PROUD OF IT WHOO!"
  54. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    wow.....someone has too much time on their hands poor dog!!
  55. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    See above emzrock
  56. Profile photo of gabcab
    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    "Why are you all `poor dog`ing it. It`s a poodle, all poodles are trimmed in an unnatural way and dyed a stupid colour. This one just happens to have been done a bit irregularly but it`s the same.

    And completely badass!"

    Lol no, my poodle is trimmed normally

    http://photos-178.ll.facebook.com/photos...

  57. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    :O poor dog, but.. DAMN THAT`S AWESOME
  58. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    Thats cool but sad at the same time.
  59. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    that`s a real dog?
  60. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    whenever i see crap like this i always think of that smosh video...
  61. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    defanetly a meantal case
  62. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    shop
  63. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    puppy cruelty!
  64. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    HA HA HA you got owned
  65. Profile photo of CicadaFrolic
    CicadaFrolic Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    *sniff* So many childhood memories...
  66. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    i agree wit `poor poor dogg`

    :-[

  67. Profile photo of ss9045
    ss9045 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    besides the headband the dog cant even notice a thing. Just relax guys it doesnt hurt it to have it dressed up like so every now adn then
  68. Profile photo of full_of_rage
    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    Hahaha! If I had a poodle thats what I would do to it too. I dont like poodles, but teenage mutant ninja poodles are awesome xD
  69. Profile photo of PndrasBox
    PndrasBox Female 30-39
    1 post
    October 15, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    None of you people screaming animal cruelty have a clue what youre talking about. The dogs used in these competitions are treated better than most children. Nothing harmful is used on them.
  70. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    Oh.... my.... god...
    I have two thoughts..
    -Thats the best damn haircut i`ve seen done, very well done.
    - Thats the oddest thing ever, indeed.. poor dog. What came over that woman!?
  71. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    ohh buddyyy...
  72. Profile photo of imatwirp
    imatwirp Male 18-29
    74 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    aw man, that is pimp... it is creative... it would be good for halloween, taking your dog with you....

    but your right, i feel kinda bad for the dog...

  73. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    that fat dounut eating b****... poor dog, i realy, REALLY hope that dog kills her
  74. Profile photo of nrg70
    nrg70 Male 30-39
    121 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    Finally a use for those f`ing worthless poodles.
  75. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    Wow, that is up there with some of the most random stuff I`ve seen...

    I like the look on the woman`s face. She seems very proud of her creation :-P

  76. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:01 am
    personally, i think it looks photoshopped.

    but yeah, still kinda kick ass.

  77. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Haha, this is real.
    It was in the newspaper today.
  78. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Good grief
  79. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 6:15 am
    You`re not the only chick, badongbaby... But I refuse to be associated with you on the grounds tat you were amazed by the language filter

    So fúck you

  80. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:44 am
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  81. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:40 am
    That woman is evil! Evil I say!!
  82. Profile photo of GloryTo
    GloryTo Female 18-29
    83 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:43 am
    That`s awful. Someone should the poor dog away from her. Then we can shave her body and spray paint her like a ninja turtle and parade her around. Seriously, that poo is drated up.
  83. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Those Brutal Animal Killing Bastards!
  84. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    That woman should be shot on the spot! Where is the RSPCA now huh?
  85. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    LOL. I didn`t think it would be THAT bad/good.
  86. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    ö...no. Poor thing.
  87. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    that woman shouldn`t own a dog. i mean i feel bad for the dog.
  88. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    i almost cried when i saw this.
  89. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    If i was that dog i would so pee on the couch
  90. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    Is there actually a dog in there... its so smothered in crap you can`t tell...
    the poor thing, that scuks. Cruelty to animals!
  91. Profile photo of HailSeitan
    HailSeitan Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:44 pm
    A.L.F.
  92. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    Okay.

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