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Date: 10/06/07 02:05 AM

37 Responses to Star Wars Toys That Never Made It

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    Link: Star Wars Toys That Never Made It - Not quite as popular as some of the other toys.
  2. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:19 am
    LMAO!!! the force was the best one
  3. Profile photo of F1Fan
    F1Fan Male 30-39
    31 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:29 am
    star wars geeks (like me) would have begged their parents to get them for Christmass
  4. Profile photo of F1Fan
    F1Fan Male 30-39
    31 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:31 am
    I am no longer a star wars geek. I made a promise to myself to not subject my kids to Star Wars geekdom
  5. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Hahaha... The planet alderaan was funny
  6. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:47 am
    I found myself cracking up to that first one, hahaha, a box of rocks.
  7. Profile photo of D4N1
    D4N1 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Wow...a box a of rocks...I`d feel bad for any kid that got that for Christmas, or that empty box...OOPS...I meant "The Force".
  8. Profile photo of NewZelandHer
    NewZelandHer Female 18-29
    95 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Do u have to be a fan to find that funny?
  9. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:27 am
    These seem to be a bit old.
  10. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:47 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:27 am
    "It`s not an empty box, it`s the FORCE™, all right??"
    HA HA HA ha ha ha ha......
  12. Profile photo of sambi
    sambi Male 18-29
    14 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 6:45 am
    lol took me too long to relize it was just a joke!
  13. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 9:26 am
    You did not meet my expectations, Snoogans... you can do better; I know you can.
  14. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 9:28 am
    i`ve bought the last one several times.
  15. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:03 am
    On 10/6/2007 9:26:21 AM patriotpappy wrote: You did not meet my expectations, Snoogans... you can do better; I know you can.

    They can`t all be winners :-P

  16. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:07 am
    I need the Force!
  17. Profile photo of danielkwan88
    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:50 am
    lol the force is the best scam ever
  18. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
    box of rocks lmfao! XDXDXD
    hhahahaha the corpses are sold serperately lol!
    hahahhaha and dead ewok and the force lol!!
    force is in you!
  19. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    so fake sorry
  20. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    hahaha the force and uncle owen!
  21. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    lol, the rocks one reminds me of a few years back when various cereal boxes starting giving away bits of comets and planets, and i couldn`t understand why nobody believed that they weren`t real. now i know why. because i failed so hard back then
  22. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    I knew the force exsisted!!!! Warning, do not open box unless you have armor on, the force shall be unleashed and throw you around places!
  23. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    Nothing gets by the razor mind of Shanir! Note the condescending "sorry"! (that shows how polite he is!)
  24. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    I`ll take one box of The Force.
  25. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    lol the Force
  26. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    The value of The Force is greatly reduced by opening the box.
  27. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    Im buying the force :D That would be hilarious if some kid paid $10 for that and then tried to pick up the remote off the table with it for 9 hours :D
  28. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    i luv `the force" one its REALLY funniiii
  29. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    the force... lol
  30. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 12:34 am
    Haha those are great...
  31. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 1:58 am
    That "The Force" one tricked me like the active camouflage Master Chief!
  32. Profile photo of ItMakesToast
    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 8:56 am
    The Dead Ewok one was a tad depressing...
  33. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 11:55 am
    those were funny
  34. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    So that`s what they meant by "May the force be with you" :-O

    Yoda: "May the force be with you"
    Luke: "Oh sh*t! Where did I put the force? I had it here a second ago!"
    Yoda: "It should be in the box? Where did you put the box?!?!"
    Luke: "It`s right here but it`s empty!"
    Yoda: "How can you tell?"
    Luke: "How can I tell?!?! Are you blind? This box is clearly empty."
    Yoda: "I`ll send out the stormtroopers. EVERYONE SPREAD OUT! THE FORCE IS MISSING!!!"
    Stormtrooper: "Again? I thought we told Luke to put it in the box!"
    Yoda: "Well it`s not in the box. Quit your whining and find the force. It`s around here somewhere...."
    Luke: "Oh here it is! Haha, I had it in my pocket the whole time!"
    Stormtroopers: "Luuuuuke :-)."

  35. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 6:52 am
    "i`ve bought the last one several times."
    Me too.
    I KEEP LOSING IT!
  36. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    LOL THE FORCE WTF
  37. Profile photo of angrytick
    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    November 26, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    i soo would have bought "the force".... maybe even aunt bourou and uncle owen.. i like dead bodys ;-)

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