Star Wars Toys That Never Made It

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Funny
http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15

Not quite as popular as some of the other toys.
There are 36 comments:
Male 194
i soo would have bought "the force".... maybe even aunt bourou and uncle owen.. i like dead bodys ;-)
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Male 221
LOL THE FORCE WTF
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Male 149
"i`ve bought the last one several times."
Me too.
I KEEP LOSING IT!
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Male 907
So that`s what they meant by "May the force be with you" :-O

Yoda: "May the force be with you"
Luke: "Oh sh*t! Where did I put the force? I had it here a second ago!"
Yoda: "It should be in the box? Where did you put the box?!?!"
Luke: "It`s right here but it`s empty!"
Yoda: "How can you tell?"
Luke: "How can I tell?!?! Are you blind? This box is clearly empty."
Yoda: "I`ll send out the stormtroopers. EVERYONE SPREAD OUT! THE FORCE IS MISSING!!!"
Stormtrooper: "Again? I thought we told Luke to put it in the box!"
Yoda: "Well it`s not in the box. Quit your whining and find the force. It`s around here somewhere...."
Luke: "Oh here it is! Haha, I had it in my pocket the whole time!"
Stormtroopers: "Luuuuuke :-)."

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Female 809
those were funny
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Female 103
The Dead Ewok one was a tad depressing...
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Male 270
That "The Force" one tricked me like the active camouflage Master Chief!
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Female 241
Haha those are great...
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Male 1,497
the force... lol
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Female 215
i luv `the force" one its REALLY funniiii
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Male 223
Im buying the force :D That would be hilarious if some kid paid $10 for that and then tried to pick up the remote off the table with it for 9 hours :D
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Female 878
The value of The Force is greatly reduced by opening the box.
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Male 317
lol the Force
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Male 1,461
I`ll take one box of The Force.
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Male 730
Nothing gets by the razor mind of Shanir! Note the condescending "sorry"! (that shows how polite he is!)
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Male 876
I knew the force exsisted!!!! Warning, do not open box unless you have armor on, the force shall be unleashed and throw you around places!
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Male 773
lol, the rocks one reminds me of a few years back when various cereal boxes starting giving away bits of comets and planets, and i couldn`t understand why nobody believed that they weren`t real. now i know why. because i failed so hard back then
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Male 1,141
hahaha the force and uncle owen!
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Male 1,072
so fake sorry
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Male 447
box of rocks lmfao! XDXDXD
hhahahaha the corpses are sold serperately lol!
hahahhaha and dead ewok and the force lol!!
force is in you!
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Male 306
lol the force is the best scam ever
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Female 432
I need the Force!
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Male 869
[quote]On 10/6/2007 9:26:21 AM patriotpappy wrote: You did not meet my expectations, Snoogans... you can do better; I know you can.[/quote]

They can`t all be winners :-P

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Male 1,023
i`ve bought the last one several times.
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Male 756
You did not meet my expectations, Snoogans... you can do better; I know you can.
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Male 14
lol took me too long to relize it was just a joke!
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Male 173
"It`s not an empty box, it`s the FORCE™, all right??"
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha......
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Male 1,275
lol
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Male 994
These seem to be a bit old.
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Female 95
Do u have to be a fan to find that funny?
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Female 54
Wow...a box a of rocks...I`d feel bad for any kid that got that for Christmas, or that empty box...OOPS...I meant "The Force".
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Male 437
I found myself cracking up to that first one, hahaha, a box of rocks.
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Male 31
I am no longer a star wars geek. I made a promise to myself to not subject my kids to Star Wars geekdom
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Male 31
star wars geeks (like me) would have begged their parents to get them for Christmass
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Male 483
LMAO!!! the force was the best one
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Male 869
Link: Star Wars Toys That Never Made It [Rate Link] - Not quite as popular as some of the other toys.
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