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well i was caught by grandmother......on easter sunday....that was a hard to explain
alas it was FUNNY
21. Stroke the Salami22. Play with Pamela Hand and her five sisters23. Rub one out24. Pull off the pope`s hat25. Peel the Eel26. Wrestle the pink Darth Vader27. Hand Solo28. Pull myself a hand shandy29. Do the Five-Knuckle Shuffle30. Syphon the Python
1. Hand-to-gland combat2. Rough up the suspect 3. Cry yourself to sleep 4. Burp the worm 5. Audition the hand puppet6. Finding Nemo 7. Beat your beef 8. Play the hairy banjo 9. Play the skin flute10. Rape the racoon11. Have a tug-of-war with Cyclops 12. Paint the celing 13. Do the Jedi hand-trick 14. Drive the skin bus15. Consult Professor Hans Jerkov16. Scour the tower of power 17. Choke the Smurf 18. Tickle the trout19. Do the five-finger-shuffle20. Rattlesnake shake
yes the punn was intended...
And as for masturbation terms:
"Cleaning the bicycle""Jerking the Gerkin""Baiting your hook""Bludgeoning the beefsteak"
( ask and you shall receive :P)
DUDE GET THE *begins to fall, revealing penis*F-F*CK OUT!*twirling fall reveals ass*
If he had just stood there, the camara angle wouldn`t have exposed anything. I just love how his dramatic reaction did him in for a lifetime of embarresment knowing that everyone who wants knows what you are packing down there. Hahahaha, sucks for him ^_^
think that was the code he put in
anyway whos up for breaking into his places, stealing all the porn and beer, ooh yeah!
one problem where is he living?
I mean, have you seen someone bumping every single object in a room down on the floor in 2 seconds..?
Someone elses turn :)
Nope, getting caught choking the chicken to something like tub girl.
PS: None of you will beat me with masturbation sayings.
Because we are men. We like to do poo like that and torment our friends. It`s the same thing like when they pass out at a party they get their head shaven and probably condoms on their face.
Shoulda put a chair in front of the door or something....
And to ahve like 3 other people with you, with a video camera? That`s just fücked up.
Maybe not but they sure heard him... ya know, i think you can take it from here...
my room mate may have filmed me whacking off and put it on the net....
You would`ve thought he`d hear them coming...and with a camera too, that`s just embarasing...