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Date: 10/16/07 02:25 AM

96 Responses to Owned by a Python

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:13 am
    Link: Owned by a Python - Here`s an idea-- maybe you should have left the snake alone?
  2. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:30 am
    See if that`s man enough for you. He should of chopped its head off
  3. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:31 am
    I saw this on the news the other night. I like how he was screaming though... idiot.
  4. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:35 am
    I GOT A BAD BITE
  5. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:36 am
    NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU GOT BIT BY A PYTHON

    ALL I see on any educational network (ie Military Channel, Discovery, etc) is ad`s for this DAMNED SHOW

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    Toadx Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Holy poo... how many times did he say "I have/got a bad bite" seriously I think I`m going to watch it again so I can know.
  7. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:38 am
    lol @ MechBFP
    Why is Youtube`s flash player so crappy now?
  8. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Complete idiot indeed, but I wish they showed the wound so we know how bad it really was. I`m sure it was nasty.
  9. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:52 am
    I don`t know why but I laughed when I saw the ads for this show. He got bitten and the snakes wrapping around him. I guess he isn`t so smart when it comes to underwater pythons.
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    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:57 am
    omg a big dangerous python! lets go after it....

    ya pretty stupid on ur part and i saw this on a commercial...he sounded australlian though

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    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:58 am
    hahaha i laughed all the way though this! that`s what people get when they go mess with animals in their own habitat.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:01 am
    IDIOTS!
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:14 am
    And that`s why you`re not Steve Irwin.
  14. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:20 am
    "And that`s why you`re not Steve Irwin."

    Exactly.

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    ZoKtorR Male 18-29
    177 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Now where dit he get bitten exactly?
  16. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:38 am
    I wish he would tell us why he`s freaking out. Did he get a good squeeze? Was it an average punch? You gotta let us know what`s wrong, man.
  17. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Kimono, He made it quite obvious and clear to me.

    He got a bad bite.

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    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:09 am
    God! Could the cameraman stay still for just like, *one* second??
  19. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:37 am
    all i can say is <<PINEAPPLE! Pineapple pineapple piiiiiiiiinneeeaaaple!>>
  20. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:42 am
    I`ve got 5 bucks that says "I Gotta Bad Bite!!" is the next Internet craze.
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:45 am
    pwnt
  22. Profile photo of nataliestar
    nataliestar Female 18-29
    13 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:47 am
    "ya pretty stupid on ur part and i saw this on a commercial...he sounded australlian though"

    Nah thats not an Aussie accent. Serves him right though aye. what a tosser.

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    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:44 am
    Boring
  24. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 6:04 am
    No, he sounds like he`s more from the South...

    Do you think his bite was bad?

    *busts up laughing*

    I bet it was just a friggin scratch.

    And Steeve Irwin never screamed like that when he got bit! Or if he did, he never let it get on the Internet!!!

  25. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:17 am
    What depths has National Geographic sunk to? That guy belonged on Jackass.
  26. Profile photo of binxyboo
    binxyboo Female 30-39
    109 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:12 am
    That was completely deserved
  27. Profile photo of gecibebele
    gecibebele Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:33 am
    What a freakin` loser! Bad bite my a§§!:)
  28. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:02 am
    ^No intelligent life detected.
  29. Profile photo of astafinesta
    astafinesta Male 40-49
    55 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:18 am
    total fake. they pulled the "snake" around to make it look real.
  30. Profile photo of AceRedneck
    AceRedneck Male 13-17
    56 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:42 am
    ok the monkey screaming seemed like a duche from the begining. he was telling his partner (who probably was cool) look theres its head look LOOK while the partner was doing his best to hold on so they didnt lose the damn thing.
  31. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:53 am
    Laugh all you want. I bet this guy`s a thousand times more interesting than any of you. He probably gets all the ladies too.

    "So, what do you do a living?"

    "Oh me? Nothing really. I just travel all around the world to exotic locations and catch giant pythons for National Geographic. Wanna see me scars?"

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    this_be_me Female 18-29
    68 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:55 am
    Complete morons. You play with fire...you`re gonna get burned. You mess with snakes...you`re gonna get bit. I know, I have 4 of them and you don`t go around pulling them out of their hiding spots.
  33. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 10:05 am
    And yes, this guy is also a pirate.
  34. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 10:54 am
    Aw, I have a ball python. She`s the sweetest thing. I had a nippy boa, but her bite wasn`t TOO bad.

    I hate how these animal experts force creatures out of their hiding places. If they respect wildlife so much they should leave it alone.

    Same goes for anyone who catches the biggest "insert animal species". That 800 pound Mako shark (probably decades old) should`ve been released back into the ocean so it`ll continue to grow ...

  35. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:00 am
    Didnt think that one through
  36. Profile photo of dameloth
    dameloth Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
    heh seeing this makes you wonder how steve was killed by a freaking sting ray.. Guess it just proves that the guy knew what he was doing.
  37. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:42 am
    R_U_Kidding....No bet ;D
  38. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Lmao:D
  39. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    They really did not think this through... The partner guy was all cool and holding on to the tail and the I`ve-got-a-bad-bite-guy just stood there like a moron going, "the head is free now". Well, guess what? Python`s use their heads for biting! I miss Steve Irvin
  40. Profile photo of kennito
    kennito Male 30-39
    27 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    omfg...that is the worst media player ever...go for three or four seconds and freeze up for about ten. might be interesting to watch it all the way through in under twenty minutes...oh well
  41. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    do you think he has a bad bite?
  42. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    hahahaha bitch deserved it so hard! hahahaha
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    ^ but that was a guy! ahh I get it...

    what a fool.

  44. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Omg, I must go track that guy down and beat the poo out of him. "I got a bad bite", wtf, you stupid pussy it`s your job to do these things, YOU DIDN`T GET SHOT non-nice individual.
  45. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    ^^ Lolz... non-nice individual? Lame!!
  46. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    he kept saying I got a big bite, it got boring after a minute.

    yeah, I know if the same thing would happen to me I would be like that too, but why the hell did he need to bother the animal?

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    crichards96 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    I saw this yesterday when it was first aired. Man this was hilarious this guy is a big pussy. You don`t see anybody else on these kinds of show screaming like that. On the show they showed him find another snake in the same area and he was running and screaming at the other guy.
  48. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Moron.
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    toria_x3 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    ahaha `i got a bad bite. im bleeding. we gotta take care of this wound. i got a bad bite.` after he said that a bajillion times i was glad he got bit.
  50. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    they learned nothing from Steve Erwin have they?
  51. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    "I got a bad bite!" ugh.. we heard you the 9th time skid row!
  52. Profile photo of thunderchicn
    thunderchicn Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    dumb*ss
  53. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Really should have just let the snake alone.
  54. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    I just cant watch videos longer than 2 mins...
  55. Profile photo of Antinist
    Antinist Male 13-17
    42 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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    That`s the times he says "I got a bad bite" at. 10 times. "I got short-term memory loss, maybe I should just remind you, I`ve got a bad bite".

  56. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    haha...It`d be funny if he kept saying "I got a bad bite" and he gets out and camera zooms in on the wound and it`s just a minor flesh wound. LMFAO!!

    Serves him right to try to take Steve`s place. NO ONE can do that!!!

  57. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    This sounds like something a bunch of really wasted people would do.
  58. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    Pythons strangle you, they have no venom, so that bite couldn`t be dangerous.

    When I lived in Arica, I once saw a python that had swallowed a small gazelle, horns and all. Well, it was doing fine until all of a sudden... the horns burst out the sides of the python.

    Nasty.

  59. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    lol DONT FUC WITH THE BIG SNAKES
  60. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    I`ve GOT A BAD BITE! why dont you just leave it alone.
  61. Profile photo of nardo218
    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    Here a "Behind the scenes" clip, with shots of the bite and what the water looked like - liquefied guano and maggots.

    http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/ch...

  62. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    Anybody catch what actually happened to the guy?
  63. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Yeah, I watched that little vid^^ and it sucked... The bite wasn`t even that bad.

    Püssy

  64. Profile photo of Naru-bEtch
    Naru-bEtch Female 13-17
    75 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    WOWW wat a dummy, they should of just left the python alone..
  65. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    Hahaa... Whenever my mom and I saw the ad for this episode we just burst out laughing at his girly scream...

    I don`t like this guy. He seems to try to make this show more `thrilling` instead of actually having a point for what he`s doing.

  66. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    saw this on Leno the other night. Later on they show a clip of the bite. its nasty, right below his butt...OUCH
  67. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    Don`t taze me, Bro!
    I`ve got a bad bite!

    I`ve got a one-eyed python (sorry)

  68. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    Yeah he`s definatly not even close to being as cool and professional as Steve Irwin was!
  69. Profile photo of AceRedneck
    AceRedneck Male 13-17
    56 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    ok ya that bite definatly wouldnt tickle but screaming like a school girl was unessesary. and then to top it off he was acting like a prick in the interview after wow i hate that guy
  70. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    if people would stay away from wild animals we wouldnt have to research them
  71. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    WOW it`s a Good thing he Didn`t get Bit, I bet that would have been Bad.
  72. Profile photo of lalaith
    lalaith Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    OH NOES.

  73. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    i cracked up when he went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SH***T!!!! =)
  74. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    If i ever see that guy, il bite him
  75. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    okay as much as it killed me, i went to watch it again and counted how many times he said "i got a bad bite" or "i got a really bad bite"
    it camed out to be 10 and a half times.... the half comes from somewhere near the end when hes like "i got a really ba-" and then he stops his sentence... we get the point.. u have a bad bite u only scremed for 20 hours when u got bit... ggeeesss
  76. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    It was way too long a wait to see an idiot bitten by a python (you couldn`t even see the python biting him) and then hear him constantly screaming I`VE GOT A BAD BITE!!! And wtf was with the cameraman in the very beginning?
  77. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    Nice job lalaith! What a sensualist lame f_uck. I can see if it bit him in the nuts but, wtf? Fake wanker. Guess we have to wait for Bindi Irwin to grow up a bit.
  78. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    WOOOOOW! THATS A BAD BITE!!!
  79. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    If you want to see the actual bite Nationalgeographic.com has the video and shows the bite at the end of Dr Brady`s commentary http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/ch...
  80. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    what a freakin moron, seriously...
  81. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    Hey guys he gota bad bite
  82. Profile photo of StrangeLane
    StrangeLane Female 18-29
    37 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    All these guys trying to take Steve Irwin`s place. Idiots.
  83. Profile photo of 23scadu
    23scadu Male 18-29
    274 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 12:34 am
    yeah, this pussie almost dies from a wee snake. It takes a 12 inch poisonous barb to penitrate Irwin`s heart to take him down.
  84. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 1:16 am
    I think maybe he had a bad bite. That happens when you fsck with big effin snakes.
  85. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 1:24 am
    I think he got a bad bite
  86. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 2:09 am
    That was Dr Brady Barr. Have seen him a couple of times on National Geographic. And yes, i do watch that channel.
  87. Profile photo of tanja__r
    tanja__r Female 40-49
    2 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 7:04 am
    "I got a bad bite" can be the next big drinking game...What a `tard!
  88. Profile photo of what_girl
    what_girl Female 13-17
    51 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 10:41 am
    But a python bite can be deadly but that was ridiculous, i wouldn`t go near a pool full of bat poo.
  89. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    gee, think you should have just left it alone?
  90. Profile photo of Rain7
    Rain7 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    couldnt help but laugh...then at the end..."WOAH!"
  91. Profile photo of nrg70
    nrg70 Male 30-39
    121 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    What a douche bag. Do you think that wild animals being bothered in their natural habitat might get upset? Here`s the way I see it, if you f*ing around with nature then be prepared for ass kicking you will most likely receive. Camera + Psuedo Wild Life Expert = Extremely funny video of moron getting owned by a snake.
  92. Profile photo of John2367
    John2367 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    No Sh*t you got a bad bite
  93. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 10:17 pm
    Serves the bastard right. I really hate these kinds of shows. You f*ck with an animal, you deserve what happens when it fights back. We`ve got plenty of good examples of this. I`m not stating the obvious ones. No `net fights for me.

    All snakes are dangerous, venomous or not, and they deserve to be respected, and left alone. That`s just my opinion though. My major is in Herpetology, so I see snakes a bit differently.

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    koonak Male 50-59
    33 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:06 am
    R_U_Kidding
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:42:41 AM
    I`ve got 5 bucks that says "I Gotta Bad Bite!!" is the next Internet craze
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    It is now my copyright material. A copyrighted work may not be copied, reproduced, distributed or publicly displayed without the consent of the author or copyright owner. To prove ownership, protect your original work and prevent theft and plagiarism, it is important to register a copyright. It`s fast, inexpensive and the protection of the U.S. federal government provides powerful ammunition against potential infringement.
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  95. Profile photo of truckintim87
    truckintim87 Male 50-59
    46 posts
    October 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    That`s what you get when you mess with something that you shouldn`t mess with. what would you do if somebody grabbed your leg and wouldn`t let go?
    Every living, breathing thing has the perfect right to defend it`s self...Those people are dumb a*ses for attempting stupid things like that. play with fire and you`re gonna get burned!!
  96. Profile photo of Qtw
    Qtw Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 10, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    all i can say is this...... WHAT AN IDIOT. they shouldeve brought Chuck Norris with them

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