Opera vs Firefox vs Internet Explorer

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Funny

What the browser you use says about you.
There are 100 comments:
Male 478
what about chrome?
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Male 602
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Female 58
I like Internet Explorer, the big E is cooler than the foxy thing (That`s the only thing I go by, my Dad sets up what I use and I really couldn`t give a poo...)
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Female 13
Haha! This is FUNNY! :P
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Male 1,404
^FEBE^

Firefox kicks a_ss! I use all three. IE at work, FF at home and Opra on my Palm.

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Male 455
"I meant to prove that NO BROWSER is worth having if you don`t back it up in some way."

That, I can agree with. What you said earlier implied that IE is a great browser, if you`re willing to invest a decent sum of money to keep your PC safe. I always choose the most effective route, as long as it stays under a certain monetary value.

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Male 446
haha
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Female 208
Good day old chaps! I think I`ll be off to view the "internets" on my computer! Ta!
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Male 130
"This is retarded. Why is Firefox big and clumsy? Why is Opera sleek? Dumb as dirt."

Because foxfire has the largest memory foot print out of any browser, opera has one of the smallest and was rated the fastest in 6 out of 7 test.

Funny thing is Foxfire has a slow load time the mozilla.

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Male 33
Who`s the hot chick on the bottom right of the Barbie hummer?
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Female 64
That was hilarious. I am an Opera user.
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Male 30
Check out this page
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Male 32
all u fails should stop trolling
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Male 83
Randomizor is right. I scan for viruses occasionally, but I never have any. "I use IE just fine, no problems at all,". IF you use IE, you are the close minded type who is stubborn and wont try anything new. I bet If I had a look in your computer I could tell you what is wrong with it. You probably havent noticed that your computer takes half an hour to startup, most of your programs work incorrectly and you think its normal to close IE though the task manager. Silly silly girl.
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Male 2,372
I had trouble getting girls...until recently that is.

Once I installed the Opera web browser on my laptop, hot chicks just started grabbing my balls on the street and ramming their tongues down my throat. I can hardly keep up with all the wild sex.

Thanks, Opera. You rock!

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Male 7
firedragongt,

I think Martomator is trying to say that you shouldn`t even need to think about getting a firewall or anti-virus program. You should just be able to trust that your browser will have the correct protection. It`d be hard work to find an IE user that trusts their browser enough to not get either, Firefox on the other hand renders them unnecessary. IE is half the cause for needing to get a firewall or anti-virus program in the first place.

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Female 1,492
wow...i`m barbie
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Male 336
uhh... i use all my extensions. and shouldn`t the guys in IE be sick?
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Male 2,486
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LOL ok I think I`m a tank. That is a tank right?"

Nope.. that`s a humvee with a machine gun on it.

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Male 69
What "resort" means is that your browser shouldn`t be your security. Its better to have something else backing it up, no matter WHAT you use for your browser. As for firefox being more secure, I use IE just fine, no problems at all, and my firewall and anti-virus programs were free. I don`t need firefox just for "security"/
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Male 83
This is what I was replying to:

"If you have to resort to security through your browser, then you shouldn`t be allowed on a computer. IE can be just as secure virus-wise as any other browser if you take other precautions. Like, pick up a firewall. And I don`t mean a half-ass software firewall; get a hardware one. A real, box-shaped, connected-to-computer, few-hundred-dollars firewall. Besides, the security differences between IE and FF are virtually non-existent. Run a few days unprotected on both, visit the same websites, and then see which is worse off. They`ll be in pretty much the same state. The people who make viruses and warez know that other browsers are gaining popularity, and most current viruses can get around nearly all browser defenses."

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Male 83
What do you mean RESORT to browser security? I thought that would be easier than buying a hardware one for "a few hundred dollars". Maybe IE can be just as secure virus-wise as any other browser if you take other precautions. But then again, you could just use firefox and save the hassle and the "few hundred dollars". "most current viruses can get around nearly all browser defenses." Well I dont have any viruses, using Firefox. I sure do know I used to get pooloads when I used IE.

Dude you don`t know crap. Go back to kindergatern, or move out of your mothers basement. Excessive m a s t u r b a t i o n is bad for you anyway, and your mom ain`t even that good looking.

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Male 90
i actually found this kinda funny
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Male 164
Allow me to stand up as a proud and happy CONVERT. Had it not been for others CRAMMING it down my throat, I might still be using a browser that didn`t have "radial context" or "repagination" or "zoomfox" or any other awesome extension. Thanks Mozilla. I tip my hat to you.
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Male 350
opera owns:-D
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Female 1,398
Plus, I have both firefox and IE on this computer, and firefox is actually slower. So HA!
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Female 1,398
I would be totally fine with firefox users, but they have to try and f*cking CONVERT you to firefox. So they CRAM it down your f*cking throat about how `bad` IE is. That`s the only reason I hate them.
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Female 818
SAFARI, FOOL.
It`s the only thing that takes less than five minutes to load on this damn computer. >.>
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Female 116
Haha, that`s so true about Internet Explorer. I love Firefox, it`s quick and reliable. IE is slow and crappy in my opinion lol.
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Male 48
meh.
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Male 455
Legacy, you just proved that IE isn`t worth having, by saying that one needs to buy a hardware firewall worth hundreds of dollars to make sure no viruses are introduced to the subject PC.
I want to browse the internet as safely and economically as possible, and that involves Firefox, two anti-spyware programs, one awesome software firewall, and one anti-virus program. Guess how much it cost me? 87 dollars total. My summary? Firefox rocks the pants off of IE.
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Male 480
fire fox rlz! lol
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Male 195
opera does kinda kick ass
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Male 1,584
I`m a pink barbie hummer. well that sucks.
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Female 116
Firefox pwnzors. It`s fast, has many extensions and features, and they have tons of layouts/designs to choose from. And it`s still FREE.

IE sucks, big time. :-|

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Male 345
Trumple, "Does it really matter what browser you use? You see the same damn thing"

Not always, IE and Firefox have completely different rendering engines, so they dont always show the same damn thing. Firefox is way more secure than IE in almost every way.

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Male 1,204
"Yes "R U Kidding" the Mac-vs-pc debate is equally damning of humanity. One day these geeks will open their eyes anr realise that normal people don`t really care about such things."

i guess people don`t mind microsoft milking money off of people for adding IE... nor the fact that IE7 is a complete rip off of firefox, and the fact that every other IE sucked balls and filled your computer with viruses. of course normal people don`t care about viruses.

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Female 151
*This comment brought to you by Firefox.*

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Female 428
Hummers are kickass. I am now wanting a pink hummer.
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Male 1,371
boo
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Male 244
I`ve used every one of those, I`m using Firefox right now, and I`ve come to determine that they all suck.
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Female 197
yay im using internet!!! ( it works fine for me internet explorer)
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Male 384
go firefox
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Male 238
stupid. i dont see what is wrong with explorer. it works just fine, all i do is browse stupid websites... =)
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Female 92
HA! HA! I`m using the Internet!
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Male 8
Thank you for shop(Lift)ing at 4chan, have a nice day. Faggots at confined space...
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Male 315
great post, lol I loved the `Ha Ha! I`M USING THE INTERNET!` bit
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Female 494
I love it!
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Male 3,619
HA! HA! You Daffes! I am useing The Internett, on the World Wide Web! so Ta-ta you bunch of silly chumps!
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Male 422
Does it really matter what browser you use? You see the same damn thing, im just too lazy to download something almost the same as what I already have, IE. Whats wrong with it? Nothing. So people who really give a damn about browers, ur sad.
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Male 10,115
I use Mosaic. It may not have all the bells and whistles of the latest browsers, but it gets the job done.
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Female 50
I use Seamonkey. It has little to no features, but /does/ have a built-in email checker, address book, and HTML editor which is awesome.

But it`s a version of Netscape so it eats all my memory.

Hmm.

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Male 880
Im using Maxthon.
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Male 151
"I have said it before and i will say it again; anyone who think using a certain web browser makes them cooler than anyone else is a tosser. The IE vs Firefox is, without question, the most retarded thing in the world, ever." thats just because you don`t understand it. It`s the difference between getting 2 million pop ups and viruses every second or not
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Male 151
right click, view image, morons.

And opera is equally as sh*te as IE

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Male 239
Only works with Firefox (I think)
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Male 239
To see it properely...right click the picture, select: "View image" then click the picture (magnifying glass) and read it...
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Male 32
haha notice netscape has failed so bad they havent even bothered include them in these pooty debates
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Male 988
err, sure, this looks interesting...not.

most people use IE anyway, it seems the most easily accessible and the most well-known.

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Male 146
Yes "R U Kidding" the Mac-vs-pc debate is equally damning of humanity. One day these geeks will open their eyes anr realise that normal people don`t really care about such things.
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Male 89
charmingman..i completely agree..now lets go laugh at these retards :D
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Male 1,526
what about netscape ??? you jerks. not that i use it
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Male 210
Why have I never heard of Opera before? I blame G4 for destroying TechTV! Bring back "The Screen Savers" and "Call For Help" you jerks!
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Male 1,289
no


fail

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Male 332
Where`s the "I`m statistically average and drive a 5 year old Toyota" browser?
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Male 170
Dillo:
http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/bomba...

I like something fast and light. I don`t care that I can`t take it most places.

Lynx: http://www.musclecarclub.com/other-cars/...

Hey! It works just fine for me!

Safari, Konqueror: http://www.ucanholidayflorida.com/Images...
It`s a pretty nice car, but the main reason I use it is cit came with the really nice house.

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Male 10,440
^ indeed
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Male 67
Opera - Aston Martin ftw (DB9 i fink)
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Male 2,720
Doesn`t even deserve a 1.
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Male 737
Wow...bad link.
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Male 40

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Male 265
Wow, this is retarded.
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Male 1,497
Fail
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Male 1,142
my eyes went blurry wile i was reading charmingmans comment. this hasnt happend to me in a long time. if you just look at this as a joke its just one of the countless internet jokes that are only slightly funny for about 0.5 seconds and stay around till you want to kill your self if you get it in another chain email.
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Female 1,470
Man this site is getting really low, that they cant put desent stuff up anymore.
Wtf i suggest stuff all the time but noooo nothing that i suggest comes on this site EVER.
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Male 4,246
charmingman, what about the Mac-VS-PC debate? The retarded energy from that is consistently off the scale.
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Male 146
I have said it before and i will say it again; anyone who think using a certain web browser makes them cooler than anyone else is a tosser. The IE vs Firefox is, without question, the most retarded thing in the world, ever.
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Male 91
Hummer.... with extensions... because I do need them... ;p
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Male 4,246
I`m using the Internet too!! Ha ha!
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Male 778
My eyes!

But of course Firefox owns them all!

*This comment made on Firefox*

=D

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Male 22
HA! HA! I`m using the Internet!
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Male 1,354
This is retarded. Why is Firefox big and clumsy? Why is Opera sleek? Dumb as dirt.
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Male 377
Firefox with extensions rocks!!
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Male 131
Firefox pwns you
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Male 129
Browser wars are sophomoric.

Opera 9.23 FTW!!!

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Male 206
Yeah, internet explorer just sucks big bawls.
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Male 888
firefox ftw
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Male 164
haha it is so pretty.
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Male 44
No Safari =0

but i used to be a barbie firfox thing =)

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Female 500
LOL ok I think I`m a tank. That is a tank right?
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Female 3,562
:D I`m using the barbie one. But I do very much use every feature it has.
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Male 761
[quote]On 10/1/2007 2:40:20 AM jpoke89 wrote: To see it in full, un-squishified, right click it and click "View Image" at least in Firefox.[/quote]
it doesnt work for me...i got explorer...;-/
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Male 53
To see it in full, un-squishified, right click it and click "View Image" at least in Firefox.
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Male 33
Firefox and Opera elitism. Yay.
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Male 356
Fail.
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Male 2,544
lame
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Female 56
can`t read it very well!
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Male 761
i cant even read it, it`s all streched out, but from the pictures i can tell that they are making fun of Explorer...
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Male 1,461
I just don`t see the humor in this...and I use Firefox.
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Male 869
Link: Opera vs Firefox vs Internet Explorer [Rate Link] - What the browser you use says about you.
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