Models in the Quad Cities

Submitted by: thinswitch 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.dennyscottphoto.com/models.htm

I guess this is why Iowa isn"t quite as known as New York or Paris in terms of the modeling scene.
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Female 2
Lol to everything else :o) I don`t know why this link was posted in "funny" tho as it`s not really funny except that none of the "models" listed are professionals, even the ones who claim to be ;o) hehe. Anywho to whoever sent me the e-mail to this website- thanks! It cured some of my boredom (not the Denny Scott site though) I`d seen it before. He`s a nice guy, but hey he never claimed to be a professional photographer (did he?)
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Female 2
Karen B looks like a man in person (I`ve seen her) and if you check out my Myspace.. lol.. I take better pics of myself with my cellphone. Yep I`m Miranda, and what was I thinking? How about I didn`t get ANY photos taken in front of the bathroom or while changing, he likes screwing with photoshop and never been very good it at which is why I didn`t let him take my photos again :o) Sometimes you have to find out the hard way.
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Female 241
wth?
i think some of them might be actual models but some just look like hookers he might have picked up on the street...
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Male 1
I`m from the QC too. The funny part is, I actually work with one of the models on this site.
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Male 53
UGH!! NOThanks!!
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Male 3
....and this guy is a minister too =P
http://www.dennyscottphoto.com/minister.html
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Female 576
R_U_Kidding


"I guess this is why Iowa isn`t quite as known as New York or Paris in terms of the modeling scene."
Because the female models actually look like WOMEN? Yeah, what a bloody frikkin` shame that Iowa isn`t a fashion powerhouse just because the women look realistically attractive.

The entire fashion industry can go to Hell. It won`t be missed.

^ He said everything i was thinking :]

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Female 260
sad. just plain sad.
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Female 61
http://www.dennyscottphoto.com/natalie00...

You can`t tell me that`s not a gorgeous picture.

The photographer is terrible, and all a lot of those girls need is practice.

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Female 2,196
omg those are not models i mean they look like real people not twigs
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Female 4,447
So that`s what, four of us from the QCs? How weird is that?
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Male 79
Most of the pictures are terrible. Take Megan`s sets by other photographers which are professional quality. Denny Scott`s shots suck almost as much as mine.
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Male 4,680

Probably the worst, but they`re not that ugly really.
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Female 1
I live in Iowa and that`s just a disgrace to women here. That photographer must live under a rock. There are PLENTY of hot chicks here.
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Male 357
whoa, nsfw please
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Male 3,631
The Dove commercials would have you say that these women are perfectly beautiful just the way they are...
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Male 41
I have to be another to say that I`m pretty sure the girls werent the ones looking bad... The photographer just sucked...a lot
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Male 2
holy crap! i`m from the Quad Cities too moline! yeah and not all the girls around here look like that.
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Male 91
::Goes to run the Bix while cheering on the "Swing of the Quad Cities"::
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Male 522
check out karen b. (fap fap fap)
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Male 244
Most of them weren`t that bad. =/
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Male 290
thats actually an extremely good question missknox.
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Female 1,470
Better then being Air brushed and photoshoped to perfection
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Male 41
Like other people have said, this isn`t what everyone in Iowa looks like. There`s plenty of good looking people here.
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Male 559
The problem is that the real attractive models are bitches to work with. That and this photographer needs to learn how to manipulate pictures like the profesionals do in L.A., New York and Paris. This guy doesn`t know what he`s doing.
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Female 105
That was so lame. Why doesn`t anyone post anything good on this site?
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Female 1,545
:(
That was a slam on midwest girls. I`m pretty sure there are plenty of women in the Quad Cities that could work in Paris or New York.
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Male 1,825
hehe, they may look like real woman, but thats not the point of modeling
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Male 432
Damn was Risa hot! Leigh was pretty nice too. A couple were... not so hot...
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Female 1,065
One of them is kinda sorta hot..
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Male 4,393
sad :(
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Male 343
AUGH Karen B, stop haunting me! jk Karen B,
if you`re reading this :P
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Male 459
HELLO, QUAD CITIES!! *waving from a cornfield*

LOL

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Male 91
Wtf, I`m from the Quad Cities too. Davenport born and raised, now I`m in Bettendorf. This is lame, we have tons of hot ladies around. (Lol, wtf are three people from the Quad Cities doing on here?)
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Female 13
4 Words-
Ashton Kutcher...from Iowa
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Female 67
That`s not fair. The photographer admits to not using the talent at local agencies. The jerk`s just too cheap to pay models from agencies like everyone else. Also 1/2 are in crappy/half nude shots, he`s likely just looking to get his jollies.
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Female 4,376
the first 4 in the girls actually looked very very pretty like a professional model picture, the other pictures just weren`t very well taken and weren`t airbrushed enough to be "model pictures". but other than that they weren`t hideous or anything
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Female 410
[email protected] with pigtails on tricycle! Looks like an SNL skit. Mom jeans make great cut offs and are oh-so attractive in leather! And what was Miranda thinking?! I`m all in support of the plus sized model, but hard to be taken seriously as a model with a portfolio that includes posing in front of your guest bathroom toilet and getting naked in a church! Denny Scott should stop taking photos with his cell phone. It might help his photography career.
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Female 4,447
Believe it or not, but I live in the Quad Cities too, roduku, Illinois side.
That site is sad in the regards that it`s so poorly done. Horrible quality equals horrible results. Please don`t let this affect your thinking of Midwestern women. This guy could make anyone look bad, assuming he did all the photography.
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Female 176
Ooh it works now!
How ironic to have this post on the same day as the Dove one..
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Male 148
dead
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Female 176
Forbidden
You don`t have permission to access /models.htm on this server

=(

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Female 55
Regular women that don`t really know how to pose plus bad photographers with horrible lighting. Geez, look at poor Karen B! It looks like the photographer could have been her 12 year old nephew. And some of the other pictures have been so poorly shopped that it makes me wonder if the site is even real.
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Female 150
Terrible photography. Those girls would look perfectly fine with a stylist and a better photographer. No one could look thier best with that kind of bad posing and lighting.
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Male 2,720
OMG hilarious pics, so savable-to-hard-drivable.
and i agree, the photographer is at least as bad as any of the models.
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Male 74
Amy Jo looks like a man.
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Male 54
well, they weren`t drop dead gorgeous, but i can honestly say that all of the ladies except one were attractive to me.

But then, a good majority of what is normally thought of as "hot" doesn`t do anything for me. Angelina Jolie, for example, i think is ugly as sin. Helen Hunt i think is gorgeous.

I would rather see these women as models than most of the current models used. If nothing else, it would broaden a lot of peoples horizons concerning what beauty is.

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Female 525
lol we have uglier people in new orleans
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Female 264
Sexy.
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Female 150
they were horrible! but beautiful people come from nowhere states... wasn`t cindy crawford from one of those cornfield places? her mole always creeped me out though... nevermind now i`m all offtrack
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Male 459
This surprised me. I just happen to live in the Quad Cities(believe it or not). I really can`t see why this is categorized as funny. If you look at the profiles, these girls have little or no experience as photographic models. Probably just some college girls looking to pick up extra cash as models for local advertisers.
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Male 4,246
"I guess this is why Iowa isn`t quite as known as New York or Paris in terms of the modeling scene."

Because the female models actually look like WOMEN? Yeah, what a bloody frikkin` shame that Iowa isn`t a fashion powerhouse just because the women look realistically attractive.

The entire fashion industry can go to Hell. It won`t be missed.

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Male 4,012
That`s just... sad.
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Male 176
What`s wrong with these models!? I mean, they look positively human.
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Male 357
i would do some of them....
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Female 199
how sad.
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Male 3
well...it`s not the model, 
it`s the photographer, his doing a terrible job.
look at megan for example, other photographer can capture her real beauty
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Female 2,927
actualy there were five girls in there he couldve used. risa was pretty leah looked like a real profesional model jennifer was cute, angie ivory and judy looked okay. the guys tho. um yeah.
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Female 208
i lived in the midwest before, and there is not that much to choose from in attractive women
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Male 78
umm NSFW tag?
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Male 1
Link: Models in the Quad Cities [Rate Link] - I guess this is why Iowa isn`t quite as known as New York or Paris in terms of the modeling scene.
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