Kinder Jackass

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Funny
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Children"s version of the TV show ""Jackass"".
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Male 269
Except for the very cute dog jumping on the kid at the beginning, I actually think that all the videos were considerably less funny than Tom and Sunny`s small `fight` a while ago.
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Male 46
Maybe those were the Jackass members, and their old homemade movies.

Never know.

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Male 949
Har har. Little kids getting hurt. Very funny.
Geez, what kind of sick world do we live in?!
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Female 670
:D
I love the Germans!
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Male 41
this fails due to laugh tracks and lack of tasers
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Male 220
I hope a dolphin jumps onto Sunnysongbrd`s inner child.
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Male 415
Ich leibe die Deutsch kinder.
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Female 1,492
they should have stopped after the theme song finished playing.
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Female 444
Ok....Jackass is stunt, and or pulling pranks, not accednts where they accedently fall over etc.
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Female 55
Cute. Scary-ass language though. (*shivers*)
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Female 532
lol Woot45 is the new LJKSlain
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Male 27
W
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Male 1,404
I`m always have been amazed by the resilience of the young human body to resist injury. I wish I could recover as quickly now as I did when I was young.
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Female 1,398
^first of all, the laugh track was really f*cking annoying, and second of all, the kids were really in pain and it wasn`t very funny since all of them were five and they weren`t trying some stupid teenager stunt like riding a shopping cart down a hill. I can laugh at stupid teens inflicting their own pain, but a kid riding a wagon and accidentally smacking their head against the concrete whilst a laugh track is going is sickening.
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Male 293
If you don`t do that kind of stuff as a kid, then you have way to sheltered of a life. That is why we have so many spoiled brats nowadays is because parents are so over protective of their kids. No one looked like they were seriously hurt, and all of it was pretty funny. Why take everything so damn serious.
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Female 306
this makes me want to watch AFV. :-)
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Female 299
Little kids getting hurt makes me smile. It reminds me of myself when I was little. I was always doing "stunts" on my plastic tricycle. Haha.

I could almost understand the German at the end...Im not great at the language yet though.

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Male 693
Heehee :-D
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Male 449
Part of me : You know you want to watch this. come on, have a laugh
Other part of me : But its little kids getting hurt
Part of me : But its funny
Other part of me : But its kids getting hurt!
Part of me : Remember that time that 8 year old pushed you into a pool in the middle of winter?

Im watching it

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Male 153
ya that was just sad trying to use jackass to market their show...germans have a wierd sense of humor with that so i dunno
even though i`m german

and the only german i know is freinds, which is something like "froynt"...i think

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Male 732
I`m not crying! But you are going to!
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Male 2,486
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How disgusting is it that there was a laugh track going when you could audibly hear the kid crying in the background."

If disgusting means F*CKING HILARIOUS, then yes, it was entirely disgusting.

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Female 532
lol TomSFox... I was simply making fun of you for being so angry about the laugh track vs. live audience thing...

But it doesn`t matter now... I can`t make fun of you anymore now that you`re crying... I`m mean, but not cruel

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Male 732
sunnysongbird, I... I hate you!
What are you talking about anyway?
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Male 732
You`re welcome, Miss.
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Female 532
Yeah, TomSFox, thanks for the translation, but a laugh track doesn`t really need a translation, now does it? :-P
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Female 257
TomSFox: Thank you, sir! Hilarious!
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Male 732
I already translated what the guy was saying!
Check page 1!
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Male 1,584
Any body speak German? or what ever language that was. maybe what the guy was saying made it funny. Because it was pretty much a bunch of boring sub-AFV quality vids edited together.
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Female 93
lame.
i hate "funny videos".
jackass pwns. intentionally putting yourself in harm`s way?
amazing.
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Male 1,497
i hate the ROTC in my high school.. just a bunch of retards in uniform saying "I Gotas a Uniform, get outa my way in my lunchy linea ors i is gona report youz to the Commanderzing offizer!"
bunch of annoying kids that need to be shot -_-

*END RANT OF THE ROTC*

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Male 1,497
umm... thats not a kinder jackass, its more like a Retard Training Camp (R*o*TC) yes i have to mention ROTC...
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Female 184
Hahahahaha!
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Male 1,023
from americas funniest home videos....
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Male 2,159
Some of these clips merely portray the German`s sick sense of humour.

I mean, why is children in pain funny?

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Female 532
sorry, ^ inner child showing herself there
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Female 532
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Male 732
IT`S NOT A LAUGH TRACK, IT`S A LIVE AUDIENCE!
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Female 532
meh... I really can`t agree with a laugh track to children getting hurt...

But when the kid ran into the tires with his go cart, and was balanced over the handlebar for a few seconds, before falling face-first, I lmao

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Male 1,623
They did not cause their own pain or humiliation therefore it is not jackass.
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Male 732
And the last part was:
"Friday Night News is obligated to inform you, that no children were harmed on purpose for this show.
All stunts were performed by professional brats.
Therefore: don`t try it yourself, and if you do, have your camera running."
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Male 732
It`s not a laugh track, it`s a live audience.
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Male 80
cute
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Female 161
i don`t know why, but the funniest part was the warning at the end.
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Male 357
extreme dolphin therapy

extreme standing in the way

extreme tired

if you meant that. the last bit was just that the show is responsible for telling you that no children were hurt on purpose. and that you should not try this at home but when you do you should leave a camera running

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Male 5
I always thought that dolphins were evil...
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Female 257
Any Germans here who can translate the last part? I understood some of it but not all :D
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Male 965
Ahhh laugh tracks to children getting injured. God bless the world today *tear*
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Male 1,704
HAHA the first clip of the dog pouncing on the lil kid was f`in hilarious!
HAHAHA
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Female 1,496
I`m surprized more kids don`t die everyday from being uncordinated little poo stains.
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Female 251
CUTE and ouch!
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Female 71
they mean kids.
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Female 442
When they say `kinder` do they mean being more kind or do they mean kids?

For those of you who don`t know, `kinder` is German for `kids`.

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Male 4,246
Priceless is the face on the kid jumping on the ball and then flipping clear over it.
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Male 2,216
"Children Falling Over Video" basically.
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Male 572
That was pretty cruel....lol
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Female 71
How disgusting is it that there was a laugh track going when you could audibly hear the kid crying in the background.
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Male 991
Can kids say jackass? )-|
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Male 896
... wtf did i watch?
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Male 189
Wow we can guarantee future episodes of Jackass! first
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Male 869
Link: Kinder Jackass [Rate Link] - Children`s version of the TV show ``Jackass``.
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