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Date: 10/15/07 02:30 AM

61 Responses to Kinder Jackass

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    Link: Kinder Jackass - Children`s version of the TV show ``Jackass``.
  2. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Wow we can guarantee future episodes of Jackass! first
  3. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:35 am
    ... wtf did i watch?
  4. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Can kids say jackass? )-|
  5. Profile photo of TickledPink4
    TickledPink4 Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 2:39 am
    How disgusting is it that there was a laugh track going when you could audibly hear the kid crying in the background.
  6. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:47 am
    That was pretty cruel....lol
  7. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 2:47 am
    "Children Falling Over Video" basically.
  8. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Priceless is the face on the kid jumping on the ball and then flipping clear over it.
  9. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:09 am
    When they say `kinder` do they mean being more kind or do they mean kids?

    For those of you who don`t know, `kinder` is German for `kids`.

  10. Profile photo of TickledPink4
    TickledPink4 Female 18-29
    71 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:14 am
    they mean kids.
  11. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:26 am
    CUTE and ouch!
  12. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:55 am
    I`m surprized more kids don`t die everyday from being uncordinated little poo stains.
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    philippic Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 7:36 am
    HAHA the first clip of the dog pouncing on the lil kid was f`in hilarious!
    HAHAHA
  14. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 8:19 am
    Ahhh laugh tracks to children getting injured. God bless the world today *tear*
  15. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 8:21 am
    Any Germans here who can translate the last part? I understood some of it but not all :D
  16. Profile photo of JakeyD
    JakeyD Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
    I always thought that dolphins were evil...
  17. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:20 am
    extreme dolphin therapy

    extreme standing in the way

    extreme tired

    if you meant that. the last bit was just that the show is responsible for telling you that no children were hurt on purpose. and that you should not try this at home but when you do you should leave a camera running

  18. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:53 am
    i don`t know why, but the funniest part was the warning at the end.
  19. Profile photo of IMGAY4REALZ
    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:07 am
    cute
  20. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:51 am
    It`s not a laugh track, it`s a live audience.
  21. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:00 am
    And the last part was:
    "Friday Night News is obligated to inform you, that no children were harmed on purpose for this show.
    All stunts were performed by professional brats.
    Therefore: don`t try it yourself, and if you do, have your camera running."
  22. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    They did not cause their own pain or humiliation therefore it is not jackass.
  23. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    meh... I really can`t agree with a laugh track to children getting hurt...

    But when the kid ran into the tires with his go cart, and was balanced over the handlebar for a few seconds, before falling face-first, I lmao

  24. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    IT`S NOT A LAUGH TRACK, IT`S A LIVE AUDIENCE!
  25. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track laugh track
  26. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    sorry, ^ inner child showing herself there
  27. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Some of these clips merely portray the German`s sick sense of humour.

    I mean, why is children in pain funny?

  28. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    October 15, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    from americas funniest home videos....
  29. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    Hahahahaha!
  30. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    umm... thats not a kinder jackass, its more like a Retard Training Camp (R*o*TC) yes i have to mention ROTC...
  31. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    i hate the ROTC in my high school.. just a bunch of retards in uniform saying "I Gotas a Uniform, get outa my way in my lunchy linea ors i is gona report youz to the Commanderzing offizer!"
    bunch of annoying kids that need to be shot -_-

    *END RANT OF THE ROTC*

  32. Profile photo of xKaleigh
    xKaleigh Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    lame.
    i hate "funny videos".
    jackass pwns. intentionally putting yourself in harm`s way?
    amazing.
  33. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    Any body speak German? or what ever language that was. maybe what the guy was saying made it funny. Because it was pretty much a bunch of boring sub-AFV quality vids edited together.
  34. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    I already translated what the guy was saying!
    Check page 1!
  35. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    TomSFox: Thank you, sir! Hilarious!
  36. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Yeah, TomSFox, thanks for the translation, but a laugh track doesn`t really need a translation, now does it? :-P
  37. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    You`re welcome, Miss.
  38. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    sunnysongbird, I... I hate you!
    What are you talking about anyway?
  39. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    lol TomSFox... I was simply making fun of you for being so angry about the laugh track vs. live audience thing...

    But it doesn`t matter now... I can`t make fun of you anymore now that you`re crying... I`m mean, but not cruel

  40. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    "
    How disgusting is it that there was a laugh track going when you could audibly hear the kid crying in the background."

    If disgusting means F*CKING HILARIOUS, then yes, it was entirely disgusting.

  41. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I`m not crying! But you are going to!
  42. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 6:54 pm
    ya that was just sad trying to use jackass to market their show...germans have a wierd sense of humor with that so i dunno
    even though i`m german

    and the only german i know is freinds, which is something like "froynt"...i think

  43. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    Part of me : You know you want to watch this. come on, have a laugh
    Other part of me : But its little kids getting hurt
    Part of me : But its funny
    Other part of me : But its kids getting hurt!
    Part of me : Remember that time that 8 year old pushed you into a pool in the middle of winter?

    Im watching it

  44. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Heehee :-D
  45. Profile photo of full_of_rage
    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    Little kids getting hurt makes me smile. It reminds me of myself when I was little. I was always doing "stunts" on my plastic tricycle. Haha.

    I could almost understand the German at the end...Im not great at the language yet though.

  46. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    this makes me want to watch AFV. :-)
  47. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    If you don`t do that kind of stuff as a kid, then you have way to sheltered of a life. That is why we have so many spoiled brats nowadays is because parents are so over protective of their kids. No one looked like they were seriously hurt, and all of it was pretty funny. Why take everything so damn serious.
  48. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    ^first of all, the laugh track was really f*cking annoying, and second of all, the kids were really in pain and it wasn`t very funny since all of them were five and they weren`t trying some stupid teenager stunt like riding a shopping cart down a hill. I can laugh at stupid teens inflicting their own pain, but a kid riding a wagon and accidentally smacking their head against the concrete whilst a laugh track is going is sickening.
  49. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    I`m always have been amazed by the resilience of the young human body to resist injury. I wish I could recover as quickly now as I did when I was young.
  50. Profile photo of mexmezdude
    mexmezdude Male 13-17
    27 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 12:43 am
    W
    O
    W
  51. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:29 am
    lol Woot45 is the new LJKSlain
  52. Profile photo of DestinyFay
    DestinyFay Female 18-29
    55 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Cute. Scary-ass language though. (*shivers*)
  53. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Ok....Jackass is stunt, and or pulling pranks, not accednts where they accedently fall over etc.
  54. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    they should have stopped after the theme song finished playing.
  55. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Ich leibe die Deutsch kinder.
  56. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    I hope a dolphin jumps onto Sunnysongbrd`s inner child.
  57. Profile photo of Gameguy001
    Gameguy001 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    this fails due to laugh tracks and lack of tasers
  58. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    :D
    I love the Germans!
  59. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    Har har. Little kids getting hurt. Very funny.
    Geez, what kind of sick world do we live in?!
  60. Profile photo of TouchAStove
    TouchAStove Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Maybe those were the Jackass members, and their old homemade movies.

    Never know.

  61. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Except for the very cute dog jumping on the kid at the beginning, I actually think that all the videos were considerably less funny than Tom and Sunny`s small `fight` a while ago.

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