Japanese Navy Commercial

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Even their military recruiting commercials look like one of their game shows.
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Male 738
I`m must go there to find out if the entire country is like that.

"Magic-Happy-Hello-Super-Go-Lucky Aircraft Carrier"

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Male 18
It`s the Japanese narrator dude that makes it sound like a game show. I`m sure with that kind of narration, you could make anything sound like a game show.
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Male 274
jeez our commercials arent much worst like that one with the fag climbing the rock hes like "llok im in the army i can climb mountains with no safety gear im gay gaarrrrgh durrrr"
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Male 778
I guess if you`re an anime-boy/girl then this would really appeal to you.. which over 100% of japan seems to be, lol..
Kinda scares me personally.. Seems to much like you`d next expect giant mobile suits to come walking out with laser swords and trans-dimensional cops show-casing their abilities.... which in that case... I would join.
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Female 1
The only people who deserve to be bombed and annihilated are the racist little neo-nazis bigots that some of you are.

If you hate asians or the japanese so much, then why click on a video that says Japanese or Asian? Lack of common sense, or the urge to whine like a cranky ol grandma.

On a brighter note...fun video!!

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Male 1,093
holy crap, i am joining
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Male 155
If this is real... then it is very interesting.
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Female 143
i quite like it.

our british join the army adverts are just full of suspense. its starts a story, which u have to log onto the internet to see the end of. then the get a sign up sheet thrown in your face.

we know our governments game.
either that or there advertising budget went down the drain and they had to cut the running time in half for commercials theyd already shot lol.

japanese stuff is cool.
kinda strange,
but we all like a bit of cultural difference, it makes things more interesting.

(so stop being a bunch of racists)

and pea ooter lol, damn u for getting a comment in on the 20ft wave before i could.

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Male 3
its mainly targetted at kids... the japanese govt spend millions on advertising them coz thy are number 3 best navy in the world
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Male 3
its the japanese self defence navy....Japan can only use it to defend itself due to the military aggression and expansionism of the country in WW2... Its pretty useless to hav those any way...but North Korean threat or China is always present...so i dnt really knw if thy need that navy.... NOW i must join the navy....MUST JOIN NAVY
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Male 284
Well at least it was better than the Village Peoples "In the Navy". But no strange urges to join it. Marines OOHRAH!
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Female 61
In contrast to the U.S. recruiting commercials they`re always playing over here, I have to say. I`d rather side with the Japanese on this one. AT LEAST THEY LOOK HAPPY. D:<
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Male 446
wow, massive culture shock on IAB. most of you calling it retarded either know nothing about any culture besides your own (if any), or know nothing about typical recruiting tactics. american ads pretty much boast the same bullpoo -- the grandeur promises of adventure, travel, money, education, etc. -- formatted to fit american culture.
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Female 312
That`s a silly ad, I hope its not real.
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Female 700
LOL!!! go random Japanese stuff!
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Male 1,497
lol, go japan!
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Female 150
nono what would be better would be a japanese guy IN a pikachu costume!!! that would be freakin hilarious!!!! dude, i want to make that commercial
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Female 150
ooo now i want to see Pikachu in a navy suit!!! O_O he`d be so cute o^^o they could put him in the commercial!! "Pikchu, pikachu shoot u!" *sound of gunshot* "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU" and then end LMAO i can see it now!!!
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Female 150
pssshhhh no way! dude u gotta be joking although some part of me REALLY wants to join the Navy now! XD i mean look at those spiffy white suits!! LMAO damn u stupid japanese commercial!! i swear their commercials brainwash u O_O or im just an idiot.Honesty, i think its both XD
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Male 756
"Man, people like gnarkill07 make me want to kill all americans. I hope a 20 foot wave destroys america."

Ok, it can start with your house. Think before you say something stupid, "death to America" slogans only make you sound retarded, not smart and edgy..dumba*s

But anyway, Japan is insane. Seriously, it looks like its one huge party over there 24/7. I`d do anything to have some of their game shows over here. Too bad people would sue each other.

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Male 695
the narrator was saying "sneak attack,sunday morning,dawn"
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Male 342
so Neagle, do they just show new recruits an image of a plane crashing into a ship with an arrow pointing to it that reads `this is you`.
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Male 986
oh and a 20 foot wave isnt enought to even destroy a whole beach
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Male 986
and btw kevinz, by saying this, you prove yourself as racist than gnarkill07
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Male 986
gnarkill07 youre the incarnate reason of why im happy being canadian -.-
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Male 907
I was just waiting for

Military person: PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUUUUU

*ching*

"Pika PEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

:-)

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Male 62
Also the planes you saw in the video are Lockheed P-3 Orion`s
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Male 62
K just to clear up a few mis conceptions and questions Japan technically does have a navy and army but it is simply called a different name instead of the navy it`s the J.M.S.D.F (Japanese Maritime self defense force) also at current they have one of the strongest fleets in the world even more so than WWII. There army is the J.S.D.F (Japanese self defense force) They have a strong army. another thing is that the Japanese uniforms are similar to that of the U.S navy this is because it was a U.S admiral who greatly helped the Japanese with making there Navy so as an act of thank you they use uniforms that are similar to that of the U.S`s
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Male 33
i have no idea why Japanese people makes so weird commercials. Like the one with children beer.
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Male 208
GO! GO! POWER RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 557
yeah... just imagine an American watching this on TV, "OH! an navy based game show... wait, that is a commercial?!?! WTF!!!" yep, we need to nuke them
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Female 1,002
That made the navy look fun.
I`d join.
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Female 1,470
LOL
Another gay thing ive seen today
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Male 1,882
Looks like an intro to Power Rangers or something... amirite?
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Male 91
Japanese culture turns me off more than Barbara Walters.
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Female 136
I love the Japanese, I really do.
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Male 178
hahah this reminds me of when i was a kid watching power rangers!!

awesome video, nice to see the Japanese have awesome ideas and follow through with having awesome technology (looks kind of like an add for a game, or a show about super hero`s)

Also Gnarkill07, If i could have any wish in the world, I`d wish for a big black guy to tear you a new arsehole! Don`t be such a Jerk!!

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Female 1,596
Makes them seem like action heroes :D
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Male 99
Man, people like gnarkill07 make me want to kill all americans. I hope a 20 foot wave destroys america.
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Female 681
ahhahaa
typical japanese(=
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Female 14
Gnarkill07, the Japanese aren`t the only Asians around.
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Male 384
go japan!
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Male 154
That was hilarious. And i`m surrounded by ignorant racists. Also:
"Better than our British ones... they really put me off joining rather than encourage me."
My brother`s in the navy, it`s alot better than the TA at any rate.
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Male 2,372
Giant Robot!

Raise periscope!

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Male 221
The best part was how they kept striking poses lol.

They sorta looked retarded

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Male 1,289
BWAAHAHAAA!
damn! thats so epic!
its obviously directed at children though =]
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Male 1,036
Well, the american recruitement ad campaigns look alot like action movies, so I guess it changes from country to country.
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Male 632
Mighty Morph`n Power Rangers!
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Male 430
I wanna join that navy
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Male 1,254
Actually the Marines had Gomer Pyle. Sure the Corp is a branch of the Navy, but they kick so much ass I consider them their own entity. 8-)

Cool to see the different cultures at play here. I have a feeling if the U.S. Navy tried to do this they`d be sued before they could bat an eye for misleading people about military service.

Not to say that commercial was not serious, I can`t read Japanese, but its not something we`d see anytime soon.

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Male 169
Their navy is WAY COOLER!!! Come on! That was bad ass!!! Our navy has people name Gomer Pyle and all that poo, they probably have GameBoys, Wiis, PS3`s Nintendos and DS`s in every room!!
Dammit, we suck and our huge Xboxes.
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Male 5
this is to Gnarkill07:
If the Japanese are "stupid" than you must be a total dumbass. Their school system is probably way better than ours (I`m american.)
Also you`re probably too much of idiot to realize that half the stuff you own comes from either China Japan or Taiwan. Even if you want to make racially biased comments about the Japanese I`m sure they don`t give a crap because they`re sucking your wallet dry as you read this letter.
I don`t expect you to like the Japanese really it`s probably better that you`re honest than to fake that you like them.
But seriously you made yourself look like a complete jerk. You dumbass.
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Male 10,440
that was quite funny... gameshow indeed.
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Male 101
Better than our British ones... they really put me off joining rather than encourage me.
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Male 1,623
the japanese are always hype on using that sword to sword clash sound
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Male 3,619
HAHA I`m Totaly Joining!!1!!!

!!! yvan eht nioj !!!

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Female 532
lol I love it, actually

And yeah... It`s a lot better than all of those stupid Marines commercials (the one where the guy climbs the cliff face that has other guys projected onto it comes to mind), or the whole "Be All That You Can Be" (as long as that`s not gay) or "Army of ONE" (as long as you`re not gay) crap, or "the Navy paid for my school, and all I ahd to do was have fun!" stuff that we Americans see all the time...

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Female 345
Welcome to the 21st century. The world actually moved on after WW2. Well, at least most parts of the world ;)
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Female 75
Man, I want to join the navy now! That was awesome. :-P
What the hell is up with you guys and your racism anyway? Silly boys; grow up.
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Male 1,404
This is actually a great parody based on very popular classic Japanese animation used in a real recruiting ad campaign. Recruits in Japan are given a very realistic view of what there service will be like before they are accepted into the service more so then most other nations. This add is intended to attempt to say live life and not just role play fiction. As for the hate towards the Japanese I find just pure ignorant. Japan has embraced democracy and contributes to the free World economy greatly.
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Male 12
Photoshopped!!! YES!!! I wanted to be the first one to say that here. I don`t care if it was or not.
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Male 50
1) I can only imagine the disappointment on some Japanese person`s face after they join the navy based off of what the commercial depicts.

2) Gnarkill07 your post only shows the rest of us your ignorance. You are the type of person who makes me sad to be an American.

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Male 1,072
god these people are so odd
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Male 1,275
wtf
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Female 3,001
wow, gnarkill07
u racist idiot lol

anyway the restrictions were lifted, we did about it in history.
germany also had restrictions, they were lifted but they choose to keep to them as to prove there not a violent country or a threat

:)

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Male 319
Cool commercial. Didn`t really make me want to join the Japanese navy, but what can ya do?

BTW, Japan IS allowed to have a standing military, but I believe any military action outside the country must be ratified by a constitutional amendment. Since World War II, the Japanese government has been eager to distance itself from the nation`s militaristic past, so much so that they name their armed services the "Japanese Self-Defense Forces."

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Male 210
lol, wow
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Male 122
im not afraid to say it. i freakin hate Asians. they are so effing stupid!!! wtf. i cant imagine anything more retarded. i hope a 800 foot wave hits japan and kills everyone. or we could just drop some more nukes. best decision the U.S. ever made
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Male 957
Man we Americans can really learn from this!

Japan is one of our coolest allies! We really need their help in lots of ways, they need a bigger and beefier military.

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Male 2
Reminds me of Jetman and Maskman...
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Male 27
@RodneyJason; Yeah. I thought that too actually. I think, that` I`ve also heard that they`ve already gone over the restrictions of what they`re already allowed to have and the US just isn`t that worried about it. But don`t quote me on that. I barely remember that much and probably got mixed up with something else.
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Male 170
I didnt think Japan was aloud to have a `standing` army(or navy?) after WWII. correct me if im wrong. Maybe things have changed
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Male 572
um...... that was weird and random lol .
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Male 123
Not that bad for Japan. Anyway its army/navy is super puny because of WW2 and the restrictions.
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Male 173
In the navy you have super powers...lol :->
And cool background music every where you go...
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Female 40
The only thing I liked about it was the "ding!". The rest of it was poo.
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Male 227
japanese people piss me off.
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Male 290
HAHAHA, that can`t be real. It CAN`T be
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Male 17
Just another reason to add to my list of why we need to blow up Japan.
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Female 150
wow their navy is so clean lol
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Female 447
Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I think it was meant to be a bit exciting and `wammy`. Sorry. I couldn`t think of the right word.
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Male 869
Link: Japanese Navy Commercial [Rate Link] - Even their military recruiting commercials look like one of their game shows.
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