iShoes

Submitted by: idkruler 9 years ago in Tech

Yet another way for fat, lazy people to avoid exercise.
There are 47 comments:
Female 47
Lol..I have to agree that it`s for novelty.. For goodness sake.. How could it be implemented into daily life?? It would be too much of a nuisance.. BUT if it were made for kids.. I would auto ban it man.. I would create a petition!! Imagine them running loose in the supermarket zooming on these things.*shudder*
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Male 307
*Dropkicks guy in the face*...*takes skates and runs*
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Female 267
They should have a model where it goes all the way up your leg with no wheels and you can do karate moves and flying kicks...

They should also have a mode for those ones that go 100 mp.

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Male 7
I was expecting some IPod-Shoe hybrid POS from Apple.
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Male 238
we still dont have the technology that will carry a 300 pound man on such small wheels anyway
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Male 598
so basically its for retards??
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Male 111
i`d rather just walk, that way when i got to my destination I wouldn`t have to lug around a heavy pair of crappy mobile shoes.
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Female 1,470
Ok, its rollerblades WITH MOTORS
OOOOOOOO
...ok that will be another 750 bucks, for fatness
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Female 24
more like motorized rollerskates
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Male 100
looks REALLY dumb, and there auto-roller skates?
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Female 214
well ya see, back in the day, we had something a lot like these. they were called roller skates. you went to a building that had an oval hardwood floor, and you paid 5 bucks and rented a pair, put them on your feet, then they played popular music over the speakers and you would move your feet around and roll around the track. I know it sounds really crazy and out dated, but still.....
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Male 407
OMG!
AIR TREKS!! HOLY poo!

(( its from an anime named Air Gear ))

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Male 8
I could walk faster than that, and not have to carry a little joystick thing.

Pointless invention really, although downhill would be fun :-)

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Male 459
Fat, lazy people wouldn`t use these. Fat, lazy people would get in their car and drive two blocks to hit the drive-through at McDonalds.
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Male 553
one guy cheated he was walking!!
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Male 27
"Did anyone else think they were made of K`Nex when they first saw them?"
Yeah
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Male 1,078
im buying some.
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Female 2,695
what is it with our generation and putting the letter "i" in front of everything?! also, shoes are ment to protect our feet, not walk for us (-_-
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Male 43
that was hella nerdy
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Male 23
It`s a novelty item people, to everyone who said that these wouldn`t be good for stairs and hills.. I don`t think they we`re meant for those, or for anything really, but if they did end up on the market it would be as a "just for fun" item. Not like something practical. I could see them as big with little kids if they were cheaper than like, one of those little motorized cars. I mean, if I had the money to waste these would be in line right after that crappy hover car they showed a little while back.
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Male 1,023
that would be cool to have.
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Male 369
"It`s just electronic roller skates really. :/"

Well done Captain Obvious!!

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Female 4
wow thats lazy wot about stairs nd hills nd what if you had to run away from something?
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Female 1,697
awful music and is it too dificult to just move your feet!

come on this is for fat lazy ass people.

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Male 129
just walk its easer

plus I cant ride roller skates

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Female 101
A fat and lazy person wouldn`t have the strength to stay up on those things.
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Female 1,496
Am I the only one that has an overwhelming urge to push that idiot down?
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Male 90
Maybe if that baby could get me highway speed. otherwise I`ll freaking walk..
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Female 965
Did anyone else think they were made of K`Nex when they first saw them?
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Male 480
lol he looks retarded in that position,

and he`s wearing a helmet? he must be going TO fast fos safety!

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Male 513
They look like they`d end up being more of a hassle and it would end up being easier to just walk.
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Female 2
Wow, R_U_Kidding. You`re absolutely right!

I wouldn`t call those iShoes unless you control your skates with the same pad you use on your ipod.

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Male 28
Wow, that was boring
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Male 109
Recent repost... put to poo music...
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Male 1,275
Who wouldnt want that?
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Female 546
I want a pair.
I hate walking home.
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Male 695
Let me be the first to say...

LOLLERSKATES!!

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Male 4,246
I find it unlikely any fat person would wear those; they`d probably break, or at best would travel way too slowly to bother wearing.
These are more designed for skinny, retarded people to avoid looking smart.
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Female 199
haha ^^^
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Male 108
That was phat
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Female 1,984
Well, HE`S not fat... just saying.
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Male 17
I wouldn`t be caught dead on those.

No fuc*ing way.

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Male 623
What was with the Souljaboy-rivaling background music?
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Male 778
Thats actually kinda neat, lol.
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Female 1,589
It`s just electronic roller skates really. :/
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Male 17
wow... thats a keeper... XD
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Male 2
Link: iShoes [Rate Link] - Yet another way for fat, lazy people to avoid exercise.
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