Internet Safety Tips

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720

Everyone should know these.
There are 33 comments:
Male 42
The Internet is quite shocking at first, but it`s not so bad after about the thousandth viewing of endless "shocking" media. They`re not going to go away and sometimes you don`t have a choice, so you just have to learn to deal with them.
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Female 59

Favorite <3

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Female 878
The internet makes me immune to creepy images.
I now laugh where I would have cried.
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Male 23
Why does everyone one on the internet have to bash furries? its not like they are hurting anyone. people need to make fun of something else... like ear-sex fetish or somthing...
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Female 287
gang midget bondage....lmao!
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Male 459
insanepirate:

what they mean is be careful what you look for with Google. A friend of mine wanted a cream pie recipe for Thanksgiving, so she typed in "cream pie" in Google and got like 50 porn pop ups.

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Female 116
Haha those are so true, very funny.
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Male 179
I don`t get popups anymore.
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Male 384
so true
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Female 364
The Google one... I have no idea what those phrases mean... >_< Time to do some research...
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Male 447
cumslurper19 lol...
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Female 221
Cute and very true. I love the one about not being able to forget what you`ve seen.
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Female 224
awwwwwww! i thought i was popular
THEY ARE NOT IMAGINARY! boo hoo hoo
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Male 2,616
Mmmmmm... gang midget bondage...
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Male 2,781
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
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Male 199
"who the drat says you can tell them what is a word and what is not a word? if they can type it or say it and other people can understand the meaning of it its a word. no one has the authority to tell people how to communicate. language isnt set in stone, its ever changing." -jebler
Settle down dude, s/he is just trying to tell the proper english version of "scarily" even though there`s no equevelent, but still, it`s just the web dude :\
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Male 459

Apparently, they haven`t met some of the women I know.

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Male 317
Wow, didn`t think you`d all get so offended from the word scarily. Technically it is a word, I looked it up and Diddie`s post proves it. I just lost my faith in humanity from you all.
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Male 217
Oxford English dictionary:

scary

• adjective (scarier, scariest) informal frightening; causing fear.

— DERIVATIVES scarily adverb.(!)

luvinangel03 you suck trying to correct people`s grammar in a forum and even worse you were wrong yourself.

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Female 1,596
Yes, the WERE funny, but now they are not!
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Male 4,290
You used the wrong it`s there.
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Male 1,142
who the drat says you can tell them what is a word and what is not a word? if they can type it or say it and other people can understand the meaning of it its a word. no one has the authority to tell people how to communicate. language isnt set in stone, its ever changing.
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Male 778
The last one probably made me laugh the most. Hilarious. This gets a good rating :P
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Male 4,246
Absolutely correct. This is brilliant!! :-D
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Female 150
funny funny funny
i liked the knife in the eye
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Male 1,275
Funny AS Hell
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Female 74
scarily= not a word. Frighteningly is the closest to "scarily" Scariest, scarier maybe- but not scarily

There is no faith in humanity- and this alone proves it- lol

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Male 761
^^^you actualy had faith in humanity?!?
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Male 164
^^ I just lost some more faith in humanity.
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Male 317
Hahahaha, wow some of those are scarily true. Scarily is a word right? Scarily.
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Male 761
haha they are all true!
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these are the best
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Male 1,461
The google one is alright, other than that, meh.
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Male 869
Link: Internet Safety Tips [Rate Link] - Everyone should know these.
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