How Dumb Are You?

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/43710/?pc=36728

Only nine questions, but how many did you get right?
There are 154 comments:
Female 3
This test is dumb.
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Male 86
5/9 wonder which ones i missed.
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Male 1,485
2 out of 9, i didnt think i was that stupid
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Male 156
4/9
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Female 133
3 out of 9. I honestly didn`t think I was that dumb.
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Female 5
wow i must be stupid. 2/9 O.o
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Male 208
I got a 7.
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Female 1
3 out of 9 ..Lmao
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Male 36
7 out of 9 woot
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Female 1
i got question wong...omg im dumb!!!!!!!
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Male 61
sh*t, F*ck and more sh*t 0/9
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Female 5
It´s kinda tricky but not hard, 8/9 Don´t know what I did wrong! There`s no dirt on that hole right? Maybe that baseball question...
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Female 4
Damnit, they should warn you if it`s an ebaumsworld link so you can avoid clicking it. F---ing ebaums steals everything.
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Female 7
i am too ashamed to say...

http://www.spymac.com/details?2294154

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Female 330
6/9 154 seconds taken.

But I know absolutly nothing about baseball. so I guessed randomly for that one. Actually, I guessed randomly on about 3 of them...

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Male 1,029
8o8azn, you are wrong on some of them. That or you can comprehend the answers to questions, but you really f*cking suck at explaining them. It`s like you have a horrid accent by using words and letters you type out. TYPE OUT.
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Female 11
It`s got a question about baseball, a game which 90% of the world doesn`t play :(
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Female 14
0/9 LOLLL!
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Female 89
9/9 in 171
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Female 1,120
i got 2/9 but it doesn`t show you the results. I thought that was stupid.
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Male 125
8/9, was easy, but wish I knew which one I got wrong.
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Female 9
9/9, but I`ve seen most of the questions before. I wasn`t sure I had the baseball one, since I know nothing about baseball, but I guessed right apparently.
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Female 7
6 owta 9.
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Male 447
4 out of nine lol
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Male 72
8 out of 9, didn`t know enough about baseball I think.
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Male 17
i got them all right.. they arent all that hard.

and just to make some people feel stupider, i am 13 years old

bah pathetic, many of you couldnt beat a 13 year old at an online intelligence test =P

just kidding, these things have no direct relation to your intelligence, just your ability to comprehend stupid trick questions ^_^

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Female 190
4/9... =/
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Male 7
ummmmmmmmm... i got 1 out of 9
Should i be worried?
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Female 1,407
5/9....T_T Whee.
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Male 2,781
1/9... I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL DIPSH`T
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Male 54
8/9.. i have no idea which one i got wrong.
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Female 12
i got 10/9 in 196 seconds? i dont get it? looking at all your answers i know i def got the outs one wrong but i got the rest...how does that give me 10/9?
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Female 106
1/9 BULL poo! I dont understand what I did wrong! This quiz is drated up not my fault if they`re trying to trick me.
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Male 536
steerpike; i got 11/9 too... which backwards is 9/11... i feel a conspiracy coming...
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Female 449
6/9 i wanna know what ones i got wrong
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Male 20
8/9... Stupid baseball... Not common knowledge...
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Male 244
9/9.. I heard most of them though
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Male 265
I got 8/9, but idk what I missed...
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Male 34
To be pedantic (since these are "trick" questions):
- Question 1 requires a linear track - otherwise you can pass the 2nd place person and still be first.
- Question 4 isn`t phrased correctly - if "some" have 31 days and "some" have 30 days, that implies they are mutually exclusive.
- Question 5 requires following the calendar year changes as strict seperators. In all other cases, Christmas precedes New year`s day by one week.
- Question 6 doesn`t say when you take your first pill (which varies on context on whether you take your first pill immediatly - no point in taking painkillers if the anestetic is still in effect.)

Overall: http://xkcd.com/169/

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Female 27
9/9 yay!
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Male 167
NO MORE EBAUM LINKS!!!!
www.ebaumsworldsucks.com
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Male 157
11/9

huh
how does that work?

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Male 430
8/9 72 seconds taken
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Male 194
9/9... all of these questions are so old...
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Male 438
9/9 218 seconds
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Male 21
9/9
146 seconds
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Female 235
9\9 150 Seconds.
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Female 442
Are these all trick questions or something?
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Male 41
8 out of 9 whooo!!!!!!
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Male 1,497
wha haha i win... firs try took me 24 seconds and 9/9... *laughs again*
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Male 641
7/9 almost... :-/
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Female 2,552
One out of nine?
Mhm.
How come they don`t show you what you got wrong?
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Male 32
those were rediculously easy
9/9
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Male 268
for some reason i thought that celcius was colder than fareighnheit, so u just did the 31f...
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Male 268
8 OUT OF 9!!...the only ones o think i migh of gotten wrong was either the christmas one or the one with the degrees...
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Male 45
"7. 0 degrees Celcius is the melting point of water. It can be a liquid at this temp. So 0 Celcius."

"water" can`t "melt", Ice can.
what was hard about the addition one?
how could you get that to anything other than 4100, I don`t get it...

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Female 29
9 of 9 in 84 seconds- first try, no spoilers ;P
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Male 300
Mikeado - water can be a liquid at 0 degrees C.
Pea_ooter...are you an idiot? Did you even read my post?

If you want to point out a mistake in a post that clearly isn`t serious, point out how I spelt Millennium wrong. Doh!

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Female 1,944
ok...so it wont tell me the answers?
Fuc.king ebaums world....
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Male 907
First try, 8/9
310 seconds. Whoot :-P

...I wonder which one I got wrong....

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Male 385
Mikeado: I`m shocked you got 6 right, but are too F*CKING STUPID to see that the answers have been posted at least twice.
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Male 2,159
Andyl, water freezes at 0 degrees C.
pea_ooter, the answer is 12 because every month has a 28th day.
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Male 2,159
6/9 in 272 seconds.
Can someone who got all 9 please tell me the answers?
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Male 986
actually andyl youre 2nd if you pass the 2nd person because

Bob
Joe
You
Kyle

Then

Bob
You
Joe
Kyle

The 2nd person is now 3rd and youre 2nd

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Female 43
1 out of 9
im going back to school :)
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Male 986
None of the above*
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Male 986
i found out that i had the month thing bad but i cant figure why... [spoiler]i answered None first time, but the answer is apparently 12 [/spoiler]
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Male 986
7/9 grr i want to know my errors
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Male 1,386
7 out of 9. missed the 2nd place one and the dirt in a hole one.
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Male 1
eh......somehow I got a 10 out of 9 in 117 seconds...no calc or anything
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Female 106
Took it again and got 6 out of 9. How the heck did I miss the hole/month ones?
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Female 106
4 out of 9. I actually got the alphabet one... I think.
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Female 767
9/9. 180 seconds.
they`re common riddles.
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Male 182
9/9 in 122 sec
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Male 404
9/9
And I thought I would turn out to be an idiot!
To be fair some of these are common trick question though.
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Female 71
I got 11/9?
9 seconds?
wth glitch?
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Male 1,704
6 out of nine.
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Male 330
8 out of 9. But in all fairness, I`ve seen most of these before.
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Male 300
1. If you pass the guy in 2nd place, you clearly must be first. Well, you`re so good that you`ve lapped him :).

2. 40 + 30 + 20 + 10 = 100 so the answer is cabbage.

3. Well, it all depends on how many guys are finally ready to admit that baseball is gay and come out of the closet.

4. Only one. Smarch.

5. Well, thanks to the Millenium bug we got an "old year" of 1900 and not 2000, so here Christmas came first.

6. None of the above. You`re a junkie and pop `em all there and then. Who really listens to their doctor anyway?

7. 0 degrees Celcius is the melting point of water. It can be a liquid at this temp. So 0 Celcius.

8. Well, Mr. Hole does enjoy eating dirt, so inside him there are 9 cubic feet of the stuff. They should have capitalised his name, tut tut.

9. Clearly K. Very few people forget to put the silent "K" in alphabetk. Just shows the poor education these days. Sigh.

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Female 1,262
Five out of nine in 146 seconds.
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Male 4,546
8/9 140 seconds.
I dunno what an out or an inning is.
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Female 419
7/9

I can`t remember what I put as the answers now either.

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Male 54
7/ ok ish
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Male 625
drating stupid quiz.
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Male 2
9/9

I had to guess the baseball one, how am I, an Icelander, to have any idea about how many outs there are in an inning... I don`t even know what that is, lol

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Male 170
8/9 in 98 seconds. Got the baseball wrong, am not American, thought it was a trick question, there`s no such thing as "American Baseball", just "Baseball". Got the New Years` one right but on wrong logic. New Year used to be in March, but I thought it was changed long before 1823.
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Female 1
hmm...I somehow got 10 out of 9...
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Female 17
6/9
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Male 672
8/9. Wasn`t that difficult. Got tricked by the damn christmas question though, of all things
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Male 88
4 it said im about average
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Male 238
131 seconds and 3/9..."right on par"
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Male 55
9/9 134 secs kinda easy
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Male 1,039
1. If you pass second place, that means you were in 3rd..so now you`re 2nd.

2. Simple math, no need to explain.

3. Six outs, 3 in the top of the inning, 3 in the bottom.

4. 12, they all have 28 days.

5. New years comes before Christmas, every year. So, none of the above.

6. You take one, wait 30, take one, wait 30, take one, wait 30, take one, wait 30, take one. 30x4 = 2 hours.

7. 30C is the only temperature that wouldn`t result in the water being frozen...duh.

8. There isn`t any dirt in a hole..otherwise it wouldn`t be a hole.

9. alphabeT <==== The answer is T

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Male 1,039
9 out of 9 first try, freak`n easy.
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Male 1,072
trick questions lame ....
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Male 1,383
How silly, it doesn`t give you the answer! 5/9 is not too bad imo
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Male 230
7/9, i got the base ball one wrong,im English, so i know nothing about baseball, and the hole one, i didn`t see the thing saying how much dir is in the whole, i just read it as how big is the hole :s
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Female 486
5/9
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Male 264
7/9 but it would have been nice to know what the answers were since they were all trick questions.
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Female 781
3/9, but this question doesn`t tell you how dumb you are... Just a bunch of stupid wordplay designed to trick you. I hate these.
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Female 511
As for the doctor - I`d presume the doctor would give you a pill in the office then give you a prescription to get filled, with the 5 pills. Depending on the pill of course. But what the hell kind of pill can you take every half hour?

Eh, the same questions that always appear on these kinds of things. Laaaame.

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Male 10,440
8/9, wheres the damn q that I got `wrong`... stupid tset.
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Male 363
I got them all right, because they were all trick questions.
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Male 2,862
7/9 dunno which I got wrong but I know nothing about baseball.
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Male 429
9/9 101 sec
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Male 1,343
9/9 first try.
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Male 632
7/9. So the higher you score the the `dumber` you are.
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Male 280
Being unclear =! being clever
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Male 1,275
Not ebaums.....AWWWWWWWWWWW GIve your s*it site up
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Female 45
5 :/

Toook me a minute to relise it was one of those really annoying quizzes, when it`s too easy to be true.

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Female 348
4/9 im average W00t!
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Male 16
Stolen, Put ebaum watermark and fail
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Male 382
7/9 173 seconds. Fun stuff.
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Male 111
No, cause you take one immediately...why do you have to wait half an hour after you see the doctor to take a pill? Surely you would take one straight away. You`re just not thinking out side the box.

Oh and 7/9 - missed the baseball one `cause I`m not American, and the whole one got me. The rest were okay

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Male 292
1avatar2 why would you wait 30 mins to take the first pill, you might aswell take them when you get them or even on the way home or perhaps wait till you get home but then who the hell would know what was going on
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Male 195
silly baseball question me not from America
oh and question 6 is stupid. if it is how long till you run out of pills it should start counting from when you actually get them
so.. 1:00 you get pills. 1:30 take 1st. 2:00 take 2nd. 2:30 take 3rd. 3:00 take 4th. 3:30 take 5th.
1:00-3:30= 2hrs 30 min
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Male 1,265
Got them all. Yay. Joy.
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Male 222
Got 4, then 6, then 9. OYA
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Female 156
8/9. probably got the steel ball one wrong.
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Male 49
89, but i knww all the tricks. soo yeah.
Thinking out of the box FTW!
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Male 292
i got 8/9 but i didn`t know the baseball one, so i dont mind, i went for 3 but i can see from above that was the one i got wrong
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Female 1,515
Allison...just add the numbers...(plus the answers are in a comment above)
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Male 650
9 out of 9, 148 seconds
I know a couple of them, so maybe that`s cheating.
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Female 107
ok i guess im really dumb but i cant understand question #2...any help?
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Female 299
w00t! 9 for 9! I really liked that 3x3x3 hole question. It almost got me... LOLz
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Female 299
Thanks! :)
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Male 2,004
what the **** got 2 out of 9
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Female 133
answers to the quiz:


1. 2nd place...you replace the person in 2nd
2.4100...20+30+10+40=100 not 1000
3. 6... half an inning has 3 outs... 1 whole inning has 6
4.12... all months have 28 days...to get 31 days in a month, you need to have atleast 28
5.none of the above...new years is always before christmas..january 1...december 25
6. 2 hours...do the math... 1:00,1st 1:30,2nd 2:00,3rd 2:30, 4th 3:00,5th
7. 30 celsius... all the other temps. are below freezing
8. none of the above...no dirt in a hole
9. t....the word "alphabeT"

hope it helps

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Male 965
Took it again and 4 out of 9 -_- I guess I just suck at trick questions. Had to slap myself for missing the month one the first time.
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Male 732
6/9!
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Male 315
8/9
145 seconds.
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Male 125
9 out of 9, 266 seconds.

Is that good or bad?

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Female 111
took it again and got 9 out of 9, yay
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Male 525
What up with the spoilers tags not working? Or am I just doing it wrong? [spoiler][/spoiler]


~dragon

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Female 111
7 out of 9, not bad
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Female 116
4/9 lol, not too bad I guess.
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Female 1,063
Took the test, got blank screen,
took test again, got blank screen,
thinks to self "Third time`s a charm!"
Took test, yet again, got blank screen.
Hmmm .......
I`m pretty dumb to do that 3 times! DOH!
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Male 164
how do you make a spoiler tag? if someone tells me, i`ll post all correct answers
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Female 1,158
Six out of nine.

Eh. Oh well.

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Male 525
9/9

~dragon~

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Female 299
Can anyone give me all the answers so I know what ones I got wrong? I feel like an idiot for not knowing XP
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Male 224
9/9 woot
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Male 569
Went back and took it again. Found one that I got wrong before, and I feel like an idiot because of it.
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Female 299
6/9 meh...probably could have done better.
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Male 569
7/9

I wish I knew what I got wrong.

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Female 469
Yeah kinda lame it doesn`t tell you which answers you missed. Got an 8/9
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Male 2,216
4/9, but it doesnt tell you the answers.
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Male 480
or else wouldnt be a hole
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Male 480
8/9
there is no dirt in that hole is there?
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Male 336
9 out of 9, just don`t answer too quick.
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Male 965
Apparently I`m really dumb 2 out of 9 O.o
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Male 254
5 out of 9
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Male 20,917
Link: How Dumb Are You? [Rate Link] - Only nine questions, but how many did you get right?
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