Handy Bed-Mounted Gun Rack

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Misc
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Now you don"t even have to get out of bed to shoot an intruder.
There are 74 comments:
Male 199
Patented? IT`S JUST A PIECE OF dratING METAL! well a specially shaped, but seriously, just make one at home.
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Male 897
Holy crap! Finally a way to exercise obsessive paranoia from the comfort of your own bed. What will the rednecks come up with next?
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Male 382
In any other part of the world, this would have been parody - done for the absurd fun of it.
But...


I lack words.

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Male 490
39.95! RLY? just to hide a gun
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Male 370
$39.95????
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Female 242
oh man.. i thought that was a parody... but that poo is REAL. what if you have kids and.. oh god just imagine..
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Female 64
I wonder if that`s even real.
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Female 7
This is definitely handy during the zombie invasion.
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Female 220
That commercial has to be the funniest thing I`ve seen in a while. I also thought of Wayne`s world.
A bed mounted gun rack... Good God!
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Male 572
Not intended for the use of homes with children...XD hahaha that`s about half of gun owners gone...
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Female 296
wow trailer parks best.
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Female 19
For some reason, that just looks like a problem waiting to happen.
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Female 252
hahahaha!!! "honey, my headache just hurts too much tonight"
"it could hurt worse...."(reaches for bedside gun)
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Male 810
Pretty stupid. They said "patented" what, three times?

Ah well.
This most likely aired like 5 times at 3 in the morning on some channel no one ever watches

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Male 1,404
I hate zombies!

That said, if you ever been in the face of a home invading maggot the least thing on your mind is calling the police to save your family and your own a_ss. As for this product, there is a safer solution, GunSafe.


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Female 63
Get yourselves a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide before it`s too late. Guns are nice to have just in case, but what you really need is a nice set of blades. No bullets, no need to reload, no noise.
Remember, "use your head: cut off theirs". Good luck, my friends, and godspeed.
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Male 36
they show this commercial around here....lol
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Male 384
...because all old women like these own shotguns
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Female 161
if you own one of these, you might be a redneck.

but it does help with the aforementioned future zobie takeover.

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Male 1,371
Isn`t that illegal?
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Male 131
40 bucks for that? I would much rather make my own.
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Male 2,781
ALL YOU NEED IS A COUPLE, JUST TWO, LONG METAL RODS AND JUST BEND THE ENDS TO A HOOK-LIKE END. ABOUT A FOOT LONGER THAN THE BED WIDTH-WISE. CAN HAVE TWO SHOTGUNS ON EACH SIDE. ONE FOR MR. AND THE OTHER FOR MRS. SMITH. EVILDOERS STAND NO CHANCE!!!
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Male 133
*pffft* Best spent money in your life... More like: biggest waste of money since internet on your refrigerator. If you really need it that badly, you could just build one yourself. Just bend three pieces of metal together.
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Male 1,766
by intruders they mean zombies so the rednecks and me will be the only ones who survive pity i hope more would buy this genius invention but they also need to make pne for a machete for the zombie fighter on the move
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Male 730
good point stiletto, next time i`m raped i`ll think about that...you know, because people f*cking charge my house full bore straight to my room ALL THE DAMN TIME. its pretty annoying. and as for your evidence, japan has extrememly strict gun controll laws and the one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world. you can walk around at night in any japanese city and not worry, but not in the U.S.
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Male 68
uhuh. This was obviously meant for people without children (at all) or pets. Or BANG they`d get access to your gun just as easily as you could. Stupid. What a loophole!
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Male 57
Forget a shotgun, I am going to buy one for my iaido katana >-(
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Male 1,036
Wow, what a ripoff. I could make something better out of aluminium paper. Nevertheless, it is a good invention, suprisingly.
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Male 430
OMG that is so stupid!
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Male 354
ok people lay off the south. not all of us are rednecks or hillbillys. in fact most people moving into areas were i am living are coming from the north cause they liked it so much. also just because others say the south is full of it does not mean it is. those people are looking for it so of course they will find it.
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Male 354
rick it says we are allowed to have guns in case we need a militia not that you have to be in the militia to have them....

btw "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

that doesnt say we have to be in the militia or even mention the militia. that is the one part that gives the right.

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Male 95
Of course! Don`t you gun-nut violence-crazed xenophobes understand that it`s FAR BETTER to call the police than use a gun?? I mean, any sensible rapist, burglar or murderer will be polite enough to allow you to phone 911 and wait the average four minute response time until they arrive! What on EARTH could you need quick access to a firearm for???

People who are against gun ownership have little sense of self-preservation. By the way, the courts have ruled that the language is thus: The mention of a militia being necessary to the security of the state is the justification, not the condition, for the right of the people to keep and bear arms. Most legal experts have also come to this conclusion.

All the world`s dictators instituted gun control, from Hitler to Stalin to Mao. Britain banned handguns, and gun crime skyrocketed. In America, cities with the sternest gun control measures have the highest gun crime rates. It doesn`t take a genius to figure out that unarmed citizens lose.

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Male 1,497
oui, i just keep my pocket knife under my pillow... *intruder opens my sqeeky door**throws knife**goes back to sleep*
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Male 756
^ Nugent [quote]"I don`t like repeat offenders. I like dead offenders."[/quote]

Nugent for President

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Male 3,619
...children with itchy fingers... thats all i want to say,
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Female 136
OMG!!! I WENT TO THE SITE AND ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 700
screw shotguns. I`d take a 357 any day.
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Male 896
"paranoia can be dangerous...why would you want to keep a loaded rifle next to your bed?"

Who says it has to be loaded? The person breaking and entering doesn`t know that.

PS: I sleep with a tanto and wakizashi by my side. Yes I a paranoid.

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Male 4
Ted Nugent is amazing.
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Male 648
"You know you`re a redneck when..."
Your bed has a gun rack.

paranoia can be dangerous...why would you want to keep a loaded rifle next to your bed?

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Female 52
i really need to get one O.O
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Male 221
I think it`s a neat idea. I don`t see anything wrong with protecting yourself and your family. Yeah it`s not meant for a household with kids, but someone can be in your house in seconds criminal or zombie. Your reaction time could save your life.

The Nuge puts it into perspective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

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Male 16
"easy access for you"
and your kids...
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Male 284
Meh 10 minutes and a metal press/shear and I could make one of these. Handgun holsters fit so much better if you mount them between the frame and mattress they even conceal well.
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Male 282
I wonder how many of these they actually sell? The way I see it, mostly rednecks will get them, which means they`ll have to buy one more gun. They typically have a gun by each door, and some by each "winder" so they`ll need one for this rack. I used to live in the South on my grandparents` farm, so I know that first hand. But we would never have thought to buy something as ridiculous as this. Not when you can stand the gun up by the bed post.

PS While the nature is nice, I hated living in the South where my grandparents lived. They had the stereotypical rednecks and hillbillies that you see on TV and movies. People who would buy this stuff if they weren`t too busy drinking or on welfare.

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Male 1,023
it`s the smartest buy you will make in your life.
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Male 63
I`m american, and I find this rediculus. I see humor in it. Especially the last line "most customers are buying two, one for the other side of the bed"!
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Male 946
$40 for tha piece of metal?!!?? ill make ya 1 for a tenner
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Male 10,440
a handy tool if your crazy... geez... as if you needed to use a gun every morning.

1000th post woohooo

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Male 650
Capitalists!
Once again buying stuff you don`t really need but think it`s cool to have it.
sigh...
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Male 896
Rick s is right but I disagree with the militia definition. I personally like American Heritage Dictionary`s "An army composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers."

It`s just a dumbed down easier to understand version

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Male 896
"Yea you all scoff now, until zombies take over."

Exactly... And you know that us Americans will be the first to come up with zombies and probably the first infected.

This thing is obviously meant for the south or maybe the ghetto. Nah, it would have been full of slang if it was for the ghetto.

PS: Semi-Automatic rifle > shotgun when it comes to zombies. Accuracy over fire power but that`s only if you know how to shoot.

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Male 3,327
First, I`m reminded of a Wayne`s World quote: "I don`t own a gun, let alone many guns, to necessitate a rack."

Second, the Second Amendment actually reads: A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

That means that we have the right to bear arms only to maintain a Militia. Not to hunt. Not to carry for personal protection. To maintain a Millitia.

What is a Militia? www.ninjawords.com gives an army of trained civilians, which may be an official reserve army, called upon in time of need; the national police force of a country; the entire able-bodied population of a state; or a private force, not under government control.

I personally don`t think that keeping a gun by your bed makes you part of a militia.

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Male 641
Ha, I don`t even know what to say... I`m speechless.
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Male 1,629
-_-; wow this kinda makes me sad for being american... why cant they just sleep with a knife under there pillow like normal people :P
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Female 532
Yeah, but manorrd, I`ve heard of people shooting their own hands that way...

And this is awesome. The perfect Christmas gift for my parents, if, course, I can make sure their dogs (who like to walk around the bed a lot) won`t be able to make anything happen...

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Male 2,372
I still prefer the ol` handgun under the pillow.
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Male 2,076
I for one welcome any weapon accessibility item that will help the resistance against future enslavement of robot overlords.
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Male 3,255
OMG NOW I CAN KEEP THE FANTASY SWORD I BOUGHT AT THE MALL HANDY INCASE OF INTRUDERS!
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Male 724
Lol, now shooting at shadows the moment you wake up is even easier!
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Male 223
HELL yeah!
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Male 286
"the back up is not in tended for use in homes with children"

is that because the gun would be reachable or the kiddy might run into the sharp corners of the rack??

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Female 1,496
Yea you all scoff now, until zombies take over.
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Male 357
too sad that this is true and not a joke...
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Male 265
Americans are cRaZy CrAzY CRaZy...I sure someone soon will open a drive-trouh Bed-Mounted Gun Rack-shop. Lazy USofA-ianZ!
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Male 59
That`s just wrong... But hey, I live in Norway and we don`t have a constitutional law to bear arms.
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Male 490
Shoot `em and go back to sleep. Deal with it in the morning!
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Female 235
I`m glad I live in Australia. We don`t need a gun rack.

Good idea, but i`m not sure how many Americans will buy it. Just stash it under the bed.

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Male 761
wow, god help it if your dogs decides its a toy, "no rove. . *BANG*" no more children for u
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Female 7
It`s clever I guess... I`d feel weird sleeping with a gun though. I don`t think I`ll ever own a gun anyways.
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Male 294
In before "OMG REDNECKS"
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Female 199
sweeeet
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Male 189
Could you imagine hitting your knee on that every time you went to bed.
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Male 10,115
Link: Handy Bed-Mounted Gun Rack [Rate Link] - Now you don`t even have to get out of bed to shoot an intruder.
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