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Date: 10/18/07 02:27 AM

74 Responses to Handy Bed-Mounted Gun Rack

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 17, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    Link: Handy Bed-Mounted Gun Rack - Now you don`t even have to get out of bed to shoot an intruder.
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    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Could you imagine hitting your knee on that every time you went to bed.
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    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
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    October 18, 2007 at 2:36 am
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    Tjames Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 2:45 am
    In before "OMG REDNECKS"
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    weezieweezie Female 13-17
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    October 18, 2007 at 3:01 am
    It`s clever I guess... I`d feel weird sleeping with a gun though. I don`t think I`ll ever own a gun anyways.
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:05 am
    wow, god help it if your dogs decides its a toy, "no rove. . *BANG*" no more children for u
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    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:08 am
    I`m glad I live in Australia. We don`t need a gun rack.

    Good idea, but i`m not sure how many Americans will buy it. Just stash it under the bed.

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    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Shoot `em and go back to sleep. Deal with it in the morning!
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    veislakt Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 3:24 am
    That`s just wrong... But hey, I live in Norway and we don`t have a constitutional law to bear arms.
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    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:32 am
    Americans are cRaZy CrAzY CRaZy...I sure someone soon will open a drive-trouh Bed-Mounted Gun Rack-shop. Lazy USofA-ianZ!
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    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:32 am
    too sad that this is true and not a joke...
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 3:50 am
    Yea you all scoff now, until zombies take over.
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    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:00 am
    "the back up is not in tended for use in homes with children"

    is that because the gun would be reachable or the kiddy might run into the sharp corners of the rack??

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    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:06 am
    HELL yeah!
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    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:11 am
    Lol, now shooting at shadows the moment you wake up is even easier!
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:34 am
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:38 am
    I for one welcome any weapon accessibility item that will help the resistance against future enslavement of robot overlords.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    October 18, 2007 at 4:42 am
    I still prefer the ol` handgun under the pillow.
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    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Yeah, but manorrd, I`ve heard of people shooting their own hands that way...

    And this is awesome. The perfect Christmas gift for my parents, if, course, I can make sure their dogs (who like to walk around the bed a lot) won`t be able to make anything happen...

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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 5:25 am
    -_-; wow this kinda makes me sad for being american... why cant they just sleep with a knife under there pillow like normal people :P
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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 5:27 am
    Ha, I don`t even know what to say... I`m speechless.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    October 18, 2007 at 7:38 am
    First, I`m reminded of a Wayne`s World quote: "I don`t own a gun, let alone many guns, to necessitate a rack."

    Second, the Second Amendment actually reads: A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

    That means that we have the right to bear arms only to maintain a Militia. Not to hunt. Not to carry for personal protection. To maintain a Millitia.

    What is a Militia? gives an army of trained civilians, which may be an official reserve army, called upon in time of need; the national police force of a country; the entire able-bodied population of a state; or a private force, not under government control.

    I personally don`t think that keeping a gun by your bed makes you part of a militia.

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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 7:39 am
    "Yea you all scoff now, until zombies take over."

    Exactly... And you know that us Americans will be the first to come up with zombies and probably the first infected.

    This thing is obviously meant for the south or maybe the ghetto. Nah, it would have been full of slang if it was for the ghetto.

    PS: Semi-Automatic rifle > shotgun when it comes to zombies. Accuracy over fire power but that`s only if you know how to shoot.

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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 7:48 am
    Rick s is right but I disagree with the militia definition. I personally like American Heritage Dictionary`s "An army composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers."

    It`s just a dumbed down easier to understand version

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Once again buying stuff you don`t really need but think it`s cool to have it.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 7:49 am
    a handy tool if your crazy... geez... as if you needed to use a gun every morning.

    1000th post woohooo

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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 8:13 am
    $40 for tha piece of metal?!!?? ill make ya 1 for a tenner
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    balyash Male 30-39
    63 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 8:15 am
    I`m american, and I find this rediculus. I see humor in it. Especially the last line "most customers are buying two, one for the other side of the bed"!
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    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 8:40 am
    it`s the smartest buy you will make in your life.
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    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:40 am
    I wonder how many of these they actually sell? The way I see it, mostly rednecks will get them, which means they`ll have to buy one more gun. They typically have a gun by each door, and some by each "winder" so they`ll need one for this rack. I used to live in the South on my grandparents` farm, so I know that first hand. But we would never have thought to buy something as ridiculous as this. Not when you can stand the gun up by the bed post.

    PS While the nature is nice, I hated living in the South where my grandparents lived. They had the stereotypical rednecks and hillbillies that you see on TV and movies. People who would buy this stuff if they weren`t too busy drinking or on welfare.

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    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:42 am
    Meh 10 minutes and a metal press/shear and I could make one of these. Handgun holsters fit so much better if you mount them between the frame and mattress they even conceal well.
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    lhadley91 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 10:37 am
    "easy access for you"
    and your kids...
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    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 11:01 am
    I think it`s a neat idea. I don`t see anything wrong with protecting yourself and your family. Yeah it`s not meant for a household with kids, but someone can be in your house in seconds criminal or zombie. Your reaction time could save your life.

    The Nuge puts it into perspective

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    geekisumokun Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 11:16 am
    i really need to get one O.O
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
    "You know you`re a redneck when..."
    Your bed has a gun rack.

    paranoia can be dangerous...why would you want to keep a loaded rifle next to your bed?

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    Ein2015 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 11:25 am
    Ted Nugent is amazing.
  37. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 11:28 am
    "paranoia can be dangerous...why would you want to keep a loaded rifle next to your bed?"

    Who says it has to be loaded? The person breaking and entering doesn`t know that.

    PS: I sleep with a tanto and wakizashi by my side. Yes I a paranoid.

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    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    screw shotguns. I`d take a 357 any day.
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    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    OMG!!! I WENT TO THE SITE AND ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    ...children with itchy fingers... thats all i want to say,
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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    ^ Nugent "I don`t like repeat offenders. I like dead offenders."

    Nugent for President

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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    oui, i just keep my pocket knife under my pillow... *intruder opens my sqeeky door**throws knife**goes back to sleep*
  43. Profile photo of Stiletto
    Stiletto Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    Of course! Don`t you gun-nut violence-crazed xenophobes understand that it`s FAR BETTER to call the police than use a gun?? I mean, any sensible rapist, burglar or murderer will be polite enough to allow you to phone 911 and wait the average four minute response time until they arrive! What on EARTH could you need quick access to a firearm for???

    People who are against gun ownership have little sense of self-preservation. By the way, the courts have ruled that the language is thus: The mention of a militia being necessary to the security of the state is the justification, not the condition, for the right of the people to keep and bear arms. Most legal experts have also come to this conclusion.

    All the world`s dictators instituted gun control, from Hitler to Stalin to Mao. Britain banned handguns, and gun crime skyrocketed. In America, cities with the sternest gun control measures have the highest gun crime rates. It doesn`t take a genius to figure out that unarmed citizens lose.

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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    rick it says we are allowed to have guns in case we need a militia not that you have to be in the militia to have them....

    btw "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

    that doesnt say we have to be in the militia or even mention the militia. that is the one part that gives the right.

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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    ok people lay off the south. not all of us are rednecks or hillbillys. in fact most people moving into areas were i am living are coming from the north cause they liked it so much. also just because others say the south is full of it does not mean it is. those people are looking for it so of course they will find it.
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    OMG that is so stupid!
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    Wow, what a ripoff. I could make something better out of aluminium paper. Nevertheless, it is a good invention, suprisingly.
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    gakuzuki Male 18-29
    57 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    Forget a shotgun, I am going to buy one for my iaido katana >-(
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    bobertosmith Male 18-29
    68 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    uhuh. This was obviously meant for people without children (at all) or pets. Or BANG they`d get access to your gun just as easily as you could. Stupid. What a loophole!
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    good point stiletto, next time i`m raped i`ll think about know, because people f*cking charge my house full bore straight to my room ALL THE DAMN TIME. its pretty annoying. and as for your evidence, japan has extrememly strict gun controll laws and the one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world. you can walk around at night in any japanese city and not worry, but not in the U.S.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    by intruders they mean zombies so the rednecks and me will be the only ones who survive pity i hope more would buy this genius invention but they also need to make pne for a machete for the zombie fighter on the move
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    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    *pffft* Best spent money in your life... More like: biggest waste of money since internet on your refrigerator. If you really need it that badly, you could just build one yourself. Just bend three pieces of metal together.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 7:01 pm
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    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    40 bucks for that? I would much rather make my own.
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    Isn`t that illegal?
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
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    October 18, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    if you own one of these, you might be a redneck.

    but it does help with the aforementioned future zobie takeover.

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    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    ...because all old women like these own shotguns
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    gerbiesrock Male 13-17
    36 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    they show this commercial around
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    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    Get yourselves a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide before it`s too late. Guns are nice to have just in case, but what you really need is a nice set of blades. No bullets, no need to reload, no noise.
    Remember, "use your head: cut off theirs". Good luck, my friends, and godspeed.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    I hate zombies!

    That said, if you ever been in the face of a home invading maggot the least thing on your mind is calling the police to save your family and your own a_ss. As for this product, there is a safer solution, GunSafe.

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    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 9:32 pm
    Pretty stupid. They said "patented" what, three times?

    Ah well.
    This most likely aired like 5 times at 3 in the morning on some channel no one ever watches

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    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    hahahaha!!! "honey, my headache just hurts too much tonight"
    "it could hurt worse...."(reaches for bedside gun)
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    bcmummy Female 13-17
    19 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    For some reason, that just looks like a problem waiting to happen.
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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
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    October 19, 2007 at 1:30 am
    wow trailer parks best.
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    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    October 19, 2007 at 1:38 am
    Not intended for the use of homes with children...XD hahaha that`s about half of gun owners gone...
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    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    October 19, 2007 at 5:57 am
    That commercial has to be the funniest thing I`ve seen in a while. I also thought of Wayne`s world.
    A bed mounted gun rack... Good God!
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    brackish Female 18-29
    7 posts
    October 19, 2007 at 9:06 am
    This is definitely handy during the zombie invasion.
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    womersley Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 19, 2007 at 11:32 am
    I wonder if that`s even real.
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    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    October 19, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    oh man.. i thought that was a parody... but that poo is REAL. what if you have kids and.. oh god just imagine..
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    headseed Male 70 & Over
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    October 19, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 19, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    39.95! RLY? just to hide a gun
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    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    October 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    In any other part of the world, this would have been parody - done for the absurd fun of it.

    I lack words.

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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 1:53 am
    Holy crap! Finally a way to exercise obsessive paranoia from the comfort of your own bed. What will the rednecks come up with next?
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    Putzpie Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    Patented? IT`S JUST A PIECE OF dratING METAL! well a specially shaped, but seriously, just make one at home.

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