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Date: 10/25/07 02:42 AM

63 Responses to Goooooooooooal!

  1. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    October 24, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    Link: Goooooooooooal! - This girl has sweet melon-handling skills--she puts Beckham to shame.
  2. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:54 am
    It wasnt even funny the amount of fake radiating from that video.
  3. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:02 am
    it seemed fake, i don`t know, but i might be wrong
  4. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:03 am
    Who knew melons could be so bouncy. :P
  5. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Depends on whose melons...
  6. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:14 am
    I was disappointed when I figured out that "Melons" referred to the fruit...
  7. Profile photo of Stonerd
    Stonerd Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:23 am
    So so so fake.
  8. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:42 am
    I like her pants.
  9. Profile photo of HolyDiabl0
    HolyDiabl0 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:46 am
    wow she`s got skills unless its fake...
  10. Profile photo of dameloth
    dameloth Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Im gonna say fake just from the quality of the video.. it looks fishy
  11. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:11 am
    u could tell it was really fake but if it was real it would be pretty kewl, and at first i thought it was a cabbage or head of lettuce but i dunno
  12. Profile photo of herouk87
    herouk87 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:18 am
    omg do pple actually think this is real?

    *shakes head in shame*

  13. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:48 am
    Jay2645 i agree ;P
  14. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 4:52 am
    This is legitimate. I can tell because of the pixels and having seen quite a few legitimate works in my time.
  15. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:09 am
    Not with any melon I`ve seen before she wouldn`t...
  16. Profile photo of nyallcs
    nyallcs Male 18-29
    112 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:13 am
    No way is that real, just look at when she heads it at the end, she doesn`t even touch the ball.
  17. Profile photo of implying
    implying Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:44 am
    This is so incredibly fake...
  18. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:50 am
    i hate you all
  19. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:57 am
    It`s okay. We hate you too.


    ...*sigh* wallabies.

  20. Profile photo of uuaschbaer
    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:25 am
    I thought it was pretty funny. Everybody saying it`s fake is a bit of a moodkiller.
  21. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:45 am
    i liked, im just gonna block the fact that its fakefrom my mind...
  22. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:00 am
    Now she`s got a bruised melon!
  23. Profile photo of aleh
    aleh Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:00 am
    FAKE!!! it was made in computer...
  24. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 7:33 am
    God..that was fake but funny....
  25. Profile photo of nataliestar
    nataliestar Female 18-29
    13 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Oh dear, if it wasn`t fake she`s got one hell of a headache.
  26. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:08 am
    A toddler could put David Backham to shame. (¬_¬)

    Either way, that was pretty cool.

  27. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:38 am
    that looks fake
    but if that was real well i give her props
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:50 am
    False, true, who cares, it was amusing either way! XD
  29. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 10:11 am
    hmm due to the fact that melons don`t bounce (well not as well as that) I`d pretty much say it`s fake
  30. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 10:22 am
    It`s kind of hard to decide whether it was fake or it was staged. The way the "melon" bounces makes it seem like an inflatable toy. She didn`t even thump it to see if it`s ripe. It must not have been ripe if it didn`t bust open when it landed in the cart. It appears to be late at night, which is when a lot of managers will let things go from boredom as long as nothing is broken/ruined. Oh, the things we did like that when I worked nights! Tuna-can hockey anyone?

    On the other hand, the way the melon moves doesn`t really seem to fall in line with the law of gravity.

    Decisions, decisions.

  31. Profile photo of candor88
    candor88 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 10:43 am
    It`s possible it`s real... Surveillance cameras don`t always have the greatest looking shots. I`m a security guard, I would know.
  32. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Very fake.
  33. Profile photo of itsgalf
    itsgalf Male 18-29
    93 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    She has fake melons
    I`d still hit it
  34. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    I too have sweet-melon handling skills.

    ;) ;)

  35. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    fake but still kinda good.
  37. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Looks like fun ^_^
  38. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    O-O
  39. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    But seriously I have no Idea what a girl would want (Or when it would come in handy) with melon-handling skills.

    (And yes I realize it was fake)

  40. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I HAVE SOME PRETTY SWEET MELON-HANDLING SKILLS. HEHEHEHE
  41. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    photo shopped/edited whatever
    I mean.... you can`t bounce a melon
  42. Profile photo of Nina221
    Nina221 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    it seemed sooo fake
    like wow
  43. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    The reason that looks so fake is because of the low quality of the camera. It still may be fake, but it could be real as well. The melon, which looked like a cantaloupe, really wouldn`t need to bounce that much to do what she did. Besides, cantaloupes have a good bit of bounce to them anyway. One would just need to use proper force to do that with a melon rather than a ball.

    And no, that would not put Beckham to shame. That`s something any decent footballer/soccer player can do. Maybe they`ve never tried with a melon, but that`s because there`s no point in doing so.

  44. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    I hate it when movies are noticable stupid and fake. it just kills it
  45. Profile photo of thunderchicn
    thunderchicn Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    it has to be fake NO REAL MELON COULD SURIVE THAT it would have splattered when she threw it into the cart. trust me i worked in produce for 3 years
  46. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    UGH so fake. Although on Bionic Woman last night she took a guy out with a cantaloupe. That was cool as hell. I hate that British bitch though and her stupid fake American accent.
  47. Profile photo of precado999
    precado999 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    that was great
  48. Profile photo of hxchartbreak
    hxchartbreak Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:04 am
    "trust me i worked in produce for three years...."

    haha

    i like to test out fruit when i`m not busy for its durability when used as a soccer ball.

  49. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 1:24 am
    photoshopped
  50. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 7:13 am
    Fake. You can tell if you examine each frame.
  51. Profile photo of wtfstoner55
    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 8:12 am
    oh come on, we knew it was fake after it was said the fiftieth time, shut up about it. anyways, not really impressive, it`s been done to death before.
  52. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    "wow she`s got skills unless its fake..."

    How wonderfully neutral of you. I call outright fake because I`d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

  53. Profile photo of heavenlyMel
    heavenlyMel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    if you hit your knee on a melon, wouldnt it break open?
  54. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Worst fake ever.
  55. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    I think its real.....you could hear the impact of the melon when she started kicking it....I think it was on security cameras in the supermarket and the security guards thought it was hilarious and posted it on the internet o.o
  56. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    You can dub sound, you know. "Sound effects" they call them. Not exactly a recent invention, either.
  57. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    horrible video editing
  58. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    October 26, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    Commercial?
  59. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 1:33 am
    If they`d sped up the speed of the melon and such it would have seemed absolutely real. Still a good one though!
  60. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 11:08 am
    Looks real to me. You`re all just saying it`s fake because if it were real you`d have to admit she would own you in a game of football.
  61. Profile photo of NerdSquared
    NerdSquared Male 13-17
    44 posts
    October 27, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    PHOTOSHOPPED!

    ;)

  62. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 29, 2007 at 9:36 am
    "You`re all just saying it`s fake because if it were real you`d have to admit she would own you in a game of football."

    No, I say fake because the motion of the melon seems too smooth and unreal to me (especially when it hits the cart). For similar reasons I can always tell when movies employ CGI effects.

  63. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    if i wer her i wudnt mash up my fruit (FAKE)

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