Goooooooooooal!

Submitted by: whtevr 9 years ago Funny

This girl has sweet melon-handling skills--she puts Beckham to shame.
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Male 1,378
if i wer her i wudnt mash up my fruit (FAKE)
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Male 2,600
"You`re all just saying it`s fake because if it were real you`d have to admit she would own you in a game of football."

No, I say fake because the motion of the melon seems too smooth and unreal to me (especially when it hits the cart). For similar reasons I can always tell when movies employ CGI effects.

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Male 44
PHOTOSHOPPED!

;)

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Male 170
Looks real to me. You`re all just saying it`s fake because if it were real you`d have to admit she would own you in a game of football.
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Male 778
If they`d sped up the speed of the melon and such it would have seemed absolutely real. Still a good one though!
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Male 449
Commercial?
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Male 388
horrible video editing
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Male 43
You can dub sound, you know. "Sound effects" they call them. Not exactly a recent invention, either.
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Male 161
I think its real.....you could hear the impact of the melon when she started kicking it....I think it was on security cameras in the supermarket and the security guards thought it was hilarious and posted it on the internet o.o
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Male 425
Worst fake ever.
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Female 24
if you hit your knee on a melon, wouldnt it break open?
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Male 2,600
"wow she`s got skills unless its fake..."

How wonderfully neutral of you. I call outright fake because I`d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

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Male 167
oh come on, we knew it was fake after it was said the fiftieth time, shut up about it. anyways, not really impressive, it`s been done to death before.
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Male 238
Fake. You can tell if you examine each frame.
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Male 128
photoshopped
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Female 57
"trust me i worked in produce for three years...."

haha

i like to test out fruit when i`m not busy for its durability when used as a soccer ball.

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Male 43
that was great
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Female 1,496
UGH so fake. Although on Bionic Woman last night she took a guy out with a cantaloupe. That was cool as hell. I hate that British bitch though and her stupid fake American accent.
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Male 21
it has to be fake NO REAL MELON COULD SURIVE THAT it would have splattered when she threw it into the cart. trust me i worked in produce for 3 years
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Female 1,470
I hate it when movies are noticable stupid and fake. it just kills it
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Male 425
The reason that looks so fake is because of the low quality of the camera. It still may be fake, but it could be real as well. The melon, which looked like a cantaloupe, really wouldn`t need to bounce that much to do what she did. Besides, cantaloupes have a good bit of bounce to them anyway. One would just need to use proper force to do that with a melon rather than a ball.

And no, that would not put Beckham to shame. That`s something any decent footballer/soccer player can do. Maybe they`ve never tried with a melon, but that`s because there`s no point in doing so.

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Female 72
it seemed sooo fake
like wow
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Female 175
photo shopped/edited whatever
I mean.... you can`t bounce a melon
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Male 2,781
I HAVE SOME PRETTY SWEET MELON-HANDLING SKILLS. HEHEHEHE
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Male 1,029
But seriously I have no Idea what a girl would want (Or when it would come in handy) with melon-handling skills.

(And yes I realize it was fake)

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Female 2,695
O-O
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Female 1,407
Looks like fun ^_^
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Male 1,023
fake but still kinda good.
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Male 474
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
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Male 1,039
I too have sweet-melon handling skills.

;) ;)

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Male 93
She has fake melons
I`d still hit it
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Male 1,289
Very fake.
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Female 111
It`s possible it`s real... Surveillance cameras don`t always have the greatest looking shots. I`m a security guard, I would know.
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Male 282
It`s kind of hard to decide whether it was fake or it was staged. The way the "melon" bounces makes it seem like an inflatable toy. She didn`t even thump it to see if it`s ripe. It must not have been ripe if it didn`t bust open when it landed in the cart. It appears to be late at night, which is when a lot of managers will let things go from boredom as long as nothing is broken/ruined. Oh, the things we did like that when I worked nights! Tuna-can hockey anyone?

On the other hand, the way the melon moves doesn`t really seem to fall in line with the law of gravity.

Decisions, decisions.

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Male 195
hmm due to the fact that melons don`t bounce (well not as well as that) I`d pretty much say it`s fake
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Male 9,306
False, true, who cares, it was amusing either way! XD
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Male 334
that looks fake
but if that was real well i give her props
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Male 43
A toddler could put David Backham to shame. (¬_¬)

Either way, that was pretty cool.

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Female 13
Oh dear, if it wasn`t fake she`s got one hell of a headache.
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Male 572
God..that was fake but funny....
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Male 8
FAKE!!! it was made in computer...
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Male 1,383
Now she`s got a bruised melon!
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Male 3,619
i liked, im just gonna block the fact that its fakefrom my mind...
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Male 197
I thought it was pretty funny. Everybody saying it`s fake is a bit of a moodkiller.
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Male 315
It`s okay. We hate you too.


...*sigh* wallabies.

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Male 609
i hate you all
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Male 20
This is so incredibly fake...
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Male 112
No way is that real, just look at when she heads it at the end, she doesn`t even touch the ball.
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Male 315
Not with any melon I`ve seen before she wouldn`t...
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Male 888
This is legitimate. I can tell because of the pixels and having seen quite a few legitimate works in my time.
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Male 317
Jay2645 i agree ;P
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Male 189
omg do pple actually think this is real?

*shakes head in shame*

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Male 153
u could tell it was really fake but if it was real it would be pretty kewl, and at first i thought it was a cabbage or head of lettuce but i dunno
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Male 101
Im gonna say fake just from the quality of the video.. it looks fishy
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Male 112
wow she`s got skills unless its fake...
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Female 781
I like her pants.
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Female 40
So so so fake.
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Male 140
I was disappointed when I figured out that "Melons" referred to the fruit...
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Male 1,348
Depends on whose melons...
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Female 1,589
Who knew melons could be so bouncy. :P
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Male 411
it seemed fake, i don`t know, but i might be wrong
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Male 380
It wasnt even funny the amount of fake radiating from that video.
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Female 913
Link: Goooooooooooal! [Rate Link] - This girl has sweet melon-handling skills--she puts Beckham to shame.
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