Girlspeak To English Dictionary

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Funny
http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/girlspeak.html

Finally I know what she"s saying.
There are 84 comments:
Female 5,139
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.

lmfao!!

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Male 271
lol...nice
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Female 2
some of these seem right...but you make us up to be some evil creatures.
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Female 187
....I`d like to formally apologise for the fact that i often fit to this.
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Male 528
Basically, yeah
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Male 986
:-P
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Male 986
Brokenbones: True?

True indeed.

Im still young but i still know most of them are true, especially the We need to talk - I need to complain and the We need - I want

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Male 223
True?
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Male 4,393
Yes No
No No
Maybe No

:P hehe

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Female 65
I hate to say this, but it`s at least partially true. It`s just that women always have hidden messages in the things they say that other women get but guys just can`t read between the lines. And men say what they mean and women look for meanings in their words that just aren`t there...
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Female 85
and and Woot45 youre completely normal.. sure.. even though you are probabaly some freaky ass gothic chic at school that every one thinks is demonic.
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Female 85
This is so great and true.
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Female 509
haha the last one was good
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Male 123
^^ Nicely said. Owned.
Like, those people who totally disagree with this, wake up. Ok, everyone on the internet is trying to be different and "appear cool" by breaking off from the stereotype, but we all know thats not gonna work. :)
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Male 2,486
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I don`t do any of that stuff, I swear. I think that most other girls are crazy with their makeup and fashion and SHOP SHOP SHOP sh*t. Plus, I don`t get hormonal during PMS. I`m totally normal."

.. Sure you are..

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Male 602
If only I had this a while ago.
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Male 12
Oh crap, I just figured out im in trouble lol
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Female 1,398
I don`t do any of that stuff, I swear. I think that most other girls are crazy with their makeup and fashion and SHOP SHOP SHOP sh*t. Plus, I don`t get hormonal during PMS. I`m totally normal.
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Female 101
The big problem is that women tend to focus on words and men tend to focus on actions.

You`re safe with most men as long as you only pay attention to the things they do, and completely ignore everything they say. ;p

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Male 75
Wow...I thought the ladies were gonna get defensive about this and say it wasn`t true, but most of them said that it was true...I think I need to read that list again and keep it in mind.
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Male 908
O_o I hate these
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Female 781
I`ll join the hordes of women and admit, yes, this stuff is true... We have a tendency to over-analyze and be insecure--the key is to try to realize that you`re being irrational and petty and to cut it out.

However, when that`s not the case, stuff like this helps.

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Female 395
You know, this was acurate, but it missed ALOT. There`s lots of code. Like the whole, "am i having a pretty day?" theres a good answer to this, and its not i haven`t seen you today. its your beautiful everyday. sorry venting. meh, sometimes i just like to ask questions like that where i`m pretty sure they`re not gonna give me the right answer. eh.
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Female 51
so true
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Male 447
spp true lol!
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Female 224
thats right blame everything on pms
my plan is working perfectly heh heh heh!
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Female 441
HaHa verry true reminds me of my mom...im not really like that im a guuud gf...lawlz
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Male 179
most accurate of these types of jokes I`ve ever seen
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Female 40
I didn`t identify with any of these...at all. >.>

Um...what else to say? ....Wtf.

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Female 223
You`re...so manly
-You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

lmao!

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Female 706
thanks for that, innergoth.
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Male 384
lol so true
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Male 459
We need to talk = I need to complain
yup.
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Male 1,497
Woot, thanks I-A-B by the time im 18-20`s ill know all i need *snicker*
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Male 7
Damn..my wife says all of those things and let me tell you..this dictionary is getting more helpful now.
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Male 80
"Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs."

Heh Heh.

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Male 1,204
if only i knew of this earlier... it`s taken me way too long to understand girls. now, i just repeat what they say into the translated english version and they pretend that i`m wrong
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Male 12
I love IAB but this has been out for a long time, i could`ve sworn its been on here already,

This was the first one

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Male 200
aww what`s the matter modernbenoni?
did mummy finally take you off the breast and now you`re all cranky? poor baby, you`ll just have to get used to the bottle and be a big boy :)
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Male 1,023
girls use it all the time but when it`s used against them they7 don`t know what no means.
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Female 679
Lmao..
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Female 76
i`ve used the 2nd 3rd and 5th in girlspeak today already :P
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Female 1,412
Men

Hi- uggh
Cya-uggh

They just say uggh. At least we have a fricking word thing. Aww crap I sound like a feminist

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Female 1,158
Most of these are so true, lol. >.<
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Female 101
Amazing how many of these go away when you date a woman.

"You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me."

is a highlight of one of the disparities that goes poof when you go muff.

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Female 1,697
How much do you love me?
I did something today you`re
really not going to like...

yep that`s me over there, but I don`t agree with the rest.

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Female 74
It`s so funny cuz the "Do what you want...you`ll pay for it later" is so true...hehe...the rest don`t apply to me...
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Female 7
hahaha!!
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Female 4,376
like 99% of them are true haha
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Female 335
Am I the only person that can`t identify with this?

I just say what I mean, the shock value of what`s really on my mind is worth it.

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Male 648
and the teenage boys take notes again...
...oh wait...dammit >.<
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Male 1,114
ZOMFUG INNERGOTH THATS SO GAY GOD GAY GOD GAY GOD!!! *PISSY PISSY PISSY*
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Male 2,486
I had my friend sitting next to me cover the actual meanings and I took my best shot at the actual definition from just reading what the "What they say" part, I got most of them right, I was really proud of myself.
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Male 210
whoever wrote this deserves a knighthood or something! lol they`ve achieved the impossible
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Male 200
Continued:

What do you mean no sex!? / I want sex!
I won`t fall asleep after this time. / Zzzzzz
I`m listening / Beer, sex, football, sex [thinking]
I`ll just have a glass of wine / Beer me!
What`s wrong? / Don`t say PMS, Don`t say PMS!
Your mother is coming round? / Where`s my gun!?
Where`s my gun!? / I`m going to shoot your mother
I`m going to shoot your mother / I`m going to shoot your mother

of course these are just jokes... So don`t get all pissy about it :)

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Male 200
Boyspeak to english:
He says: English:
Are you busy? / I`m hungry
Are you doing anything? / I`m still hungry
I want to go to bed early / Can we have sex?
Can we switch off the lights? / You`ve gotten fat!
Yes / Whatever
No / Whatever
Maybe / Whatever
I love you / Sex?
Will you marry me? / Sex everynight?
I`m going out / Going to the pub
I`ll be back soon / Back whenever
Of course I didn`t forget / OH SH*T!
She`s a friend (truthful) / Your just jealous
She`s a friend (lying) / We had sex already
Can we do something else tonight? / Anal?
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Female 416
I try and teach my guy friends this stuff.

they are so clueless!

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Male 10,440
yes, I agree, but it was still interesting.
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Female 89
ha ha, yes we get it, women are indecipherable. Now lets think up something original!
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Male 54
And this is why women are almost not even worth it. If I could find a mute one it would glorious.
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Male 4,746
These should be written on the first page of a "How To Survive Your Marriage" manual.
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Female 1,470
Well, somewhat Entertaining... :P
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Female 1,470
LOL now this, is Entertainment
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Male 2,567
happy 1000 post metter
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Female 108
haha sadly...some of those are pretty true....hahah sorryyyy we don`t do it on purpose...
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Male 91
I learned all of these through how my best friend is... =.-""

Would have been nice to have read this at the START of the friendship... sheesh.

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Male 1,016
ha!

"I have PMS"

I read that as Private messages at 1st

Guys...I did it...1000...post...I am finally....able to die happy

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Male 4,246
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

HAH!!!

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Male 778
Well, with the number of times this has been posted... I think it might be true..
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Female 251
stupid,dont waste time.its your dicision.(:
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Female 150
*giggle* yeah i do some of these. the last one was the best
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Male 550
Language is truly a communication barrier between different sexes, even though we both speak English.
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Female 986
lol I know girls who are like that...
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Male 610
Are you listening to me!?
[Too late, your dead.]

^Best^

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Male 206
"Monday, October 01, 2007 2:01:04 AM
Yes -----No
No-------No
Maybe----No
#16"

Lol, this is so funny, yet so true.

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Female 52
lolz most of them are true!!
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Male 164
oh god it is. "I don`t want to talk about it".... Story of my life
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Female 2,220
Ooooh dear.
It`s so true.

Especially the What`s Wrong section.

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Male 317
Bookmarked for life.
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Female 119
wow...i feel so ashamed of myself....i felt somehow identified with some of them...
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Male 813
PI AS THE ICON
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Male 761
Yes -----No
No-------No
Maybe----No
#16
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Male 1,461
I can`t believe "fine" wasn`t in there.
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Male 869
Link: Girlspeak To English Dictionary [Rate Link] - Finally I know what she`s saying.
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