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Im still young but i still know most of them are true, especially the We need to talk - I need to complain and the We need - I want
.. Sure you are..
You`re safe with most men as long as you only pay attention to the things they do, and completely ignore everything they say. ;p
However, when that`s not the case, stuff like this helps.
Um...what else to say? ....Wtf.
This was the first one
They just say uggh. At least we have a fricking word thing. Aww crap I sound like a feminist
"You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me."
is a highlight of one of the disparities that goes poof when you go muff.
yep that`s me over there, but I don`t agree with the rest.
I just say what I mean, the shock value of what`s really on my mind is worth it.
What do you mean no sex!? / I want sex!I won`t fall asleep after this time. / ZzzzzzI`m listening / Beer, sex, football, sex [thinking]I`ll just have a glass of wine / Beer me!What`s wrong? / Don`t say PMS, Don`t say PMS!Your mother is coming round? / Where`s my gun!?Where`s my gun!? / I`m going to shoot your motherI`m going to shoot your mother / I`m going to shoot your mother
of course these are just jokes... So don`t get all pissy about it :)
they are so clueless!
Would have been nice to have read this at the START of the friendship... sheesh.
"I have PMS"
I read that as Private messages at 1st
Guys...I did it...1000...post...I am finally....able to die happy
Lol, this is so funny, yet so true.
Especially the What`s Wrong section.