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Date: 10/01/07 02:17 AM

84 Responses to Girlspeak To English Dictionary

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    Link: Girlspeak To English Dictionary - Finally I know what she`s saying.
  2. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    I can`t believe "fine" wasn`t in there.
  3. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:01 am
    Yes -----No
    No-------No
    Maybe----No
    #16
  4. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:24 am
    PI AS THE ICON
  5. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:27 am
    wow...i feel so ashamed of myself....i felt somehow identified with some of them...
  6. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Bookmarked for life.
  7. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Ooooh dear.
    It`s so true.

    Especially the What`s Wrong section.

  8. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:51 am
    oh god it is. "I don`t want to talk about it".... Story of my life
  9. Profile photo of geekisumokun
    geekisumokun Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:55 am
    lolz most of them are true!!
  10. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:57 am
    "Monday, October 01, 2007 2:01:04 AM
    Yes -----No
    No-------No
    Maybe----No
    #16"

    Lol, this is so funny, yet so true.

  11. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Are you listening to me!?

    ^Best^

  12. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:18 am
    lol I know girls who are like that...
  13. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Language is truly a communication barrier between different sexes, even though we both speak English.
  14. Profile photo of catapilrgirl
    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:49 am
    *giggle* yeah i do some of these. the last one was the best
  15. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:04 am
    stupid,dont waste time.its your dicision.(:
  16. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:37 am
    Well, with the number of times this has been posted... I think it might be true..
  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:43 am
    You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

    HAH!!!

  18. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:57 am
    ha!

    "I have PMS"

    I read that as Private messages at 1st

    Guys...I did it...1000...post...I am finally....able to die happy

  19. Profile photo of NinjaChibi
    NinjaChibi Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:03 am
    I learned all of these through how my best friend is... =.-""

    Would have been nice to have read this at the START of the friendship... sheesh.

  20. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:23 am
    haha sadly...some of those are pretty true....hahah sorryyyy we don`t do it on purpose...
  21. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:37 am
    happy 1000 post metter
  22. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:44 am
    LOL now this, is Entertainment
  23. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:44 am
    Well, somewhat Entertaining... :P
  24. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:50 am
    These should be written on the first page of a "How To Survive Your Marriage" manual.
  25. Profile photo of rockleeowns
    rockleeowns Male 13-17
    54 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 8:25 am
    And this is why women are almost not even worth it. If I could find a mute one it would glorious.
  26. Profile photo of Saignement
    Saignement Female 18-29
    89 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:15 am
    ha ha, yes we get it, women are indecipherable. Now lets think up something original!
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:21 am
    yes, I agree, but it was still interesting.
  28. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:27 am
    I try and teach my guy friends this stuff.

    they are so clueless!

  29. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Boyspeak to english:
    He says: English:
    Are you busy? / I`m hungry
    Are you doing anything? / I`m still hungry
    I want to go to bed early / Can we have sex?
    Can we switch off the lights? / You`ve gotten fat!
    Yes / Whatever
    No / Whatever
    Maybe / Whatever
    I love you / Sex?
    Will you marry me? / Sex everynight?
    I`m going out / Going to the pub
    I`ll be back soon / Back whenever
    Of course I didn`t forget / OH SH*T!
    She`s a friend (truthful) / Your just jealous
    She`s a friend (lying) / We had sex already
    Can we do something else tonight? / Anal?
  30. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:15 am
    Continued:

    What do you mean no sex!? / I want sex!
    I won`t fall asleep after this time. / Zzzzzz
    I`m listening / Beer, sex, football, sex
    I`ll just have a glass of wine / Beer me!
    What`s wrong? / Don`t say PMS, Don`t say PMS!
    Your mother is coming round? / Where`s my gun!?
    Where`s my gun!? / I`m going to shoot your mother
    I`m going to shoot your mother / I`m going to shoot your mother

    of course these are just jokes... So don`t get all pissy about it :)

  31. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:30 am
    whoever wrote this deserves a knighthood or something! lol they`ve achieved the impossible
  32. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:37 am
    I had my friend sitting next to me cover the actual meanings and I took my best shot at the actual definition from just reading what the "What they say" part, I got most of them right, I was really proud of myself.
  33. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:38 am
    ZOMFUG INNERGOTH THATS SO GAY GOD GAY GOD GAY GOD!!! *PISSY PISSY PISSY*
  34. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:45 am
    and the teenage boys take notes again...
    ...oh wait...dammit >.<
  35. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:54 am
    Am I the only person that can`t identify with this?

    I just say what I mean, the shock value of what`s really on my mind is worth it.

  36. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    like 99% of them are true haha
  37. Profile photo of stalan
    stalan Female 18-29
    7 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    hahaha!!
  38. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    It`s so funny cuz the "Do what you want...you`ll pay for it later" is so true...hehe...the rest don`t apply to me...
  39. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    How much do you love me?
    I did something today you`re
    really not going to like...

    yep that`s me over there, but I don`t agree with the rest.

  40. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Amazing how many of these go away when you date a woman.

    "You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me."

    is a highlight of one of the disparities that goes poof when you go muff.

  41. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    Most of these are so true, lol. >.<
  42. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    Men

    Hi- uggh
    Cya-uggh

    They just say uggh. At least we have a fricking word thing. Aww crap I sound like a feminist

  43. Profile photo of Jaiantopanda
    Jaiantopanda Female 18-29
    76 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    i`ve used the 2nd 3rd and 5th in girlspeak today already :P
  44. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Lmao..
  45. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    girls use it all the time but when it`s used against them they7 don`t know what no means.
  46. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    aww what`s the matter modernbenoni?
    did mummy finally take you off the breast and now you`re all cranky? poor baby, you`ll just have to get used to the bottle and be a big boy :)
  47. Profile photo of BlkKing
    BlkKing Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    I love IAB but this has been out for a long time, i could`ve sworn its been on here already,

    This was the first one

  48. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    if only i knew of this earlier... it`s taken me way too long to understand girls. now, i just repeat what they say into the translated english version and they pretend that i`m wrong
  49. Profile photo of Galol
    Galol Male 13-17
    80 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    "Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs."

    Heh Heh.

  50. Profile photo of SamirAndAnna
    SamirAndAnna Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    Damn..my wife says all of those things and let me tell you..this dictionary is getting more helpful now.
  51. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    Woot, thanks I-A-B by the time im 18-20`s ill know all i need *snicker*
  52. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    We need to talk = I need to complain
    yup.
  53. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    lol so true
  54. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    thanks for that, innergoth.
  55. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    You`re...so manly
    -You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    lmao!

  56. Profile photo of Blly_Rawr
    Blly_Rawr Female 13-17
    40 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    I didn`t identify with any of these...at all. >.>

    Um...what else to say? ....Wtf.

  57. Profile photo of TonyGCleff
    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    most accurate of these types of jokes I`ve ever seen
  58. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    HaHa verry true reminds me of my mom...im not really like that im a guuud gf...lawlz
  59. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    thats right blame everything on pms
    my plan is working perfectly heh heh heh!
  60. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    spp true lol!
  61. Profile photo of futuramafan
    futuramafan Female 13-17
    51 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    so true
  62. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    You know, this was acurate, but it missed ALOT. There`s lots of code. Like the whole, "am i having a pretty day?" theres a good answer to this, and its not i haven`t seen you today. its your beautiful everyday. sorry venting. meh, sometimes i just like to ask questions like that where i`m pretty sure they`re not gonna give me the right answer. eh.
  63. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    I`ll join the hordes of women and admit, yes, this stuff is true... We have a tendency to over-analyze and be insecure--the key is to try to realize that you`re being irrational and petty and to cut it out.

    However, when that`s not the case, stuff like this helps.

  64. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    O_o I hate these
  65. Profile photo of BlueAdept
    BlueAdept Male 18-29
    75 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    Wow...I thought the ladies were gonna get defensive about this and say it wasn`t true, but most of them said that it was true...I think I need to read that list again and keep it in mind.
  66. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    The big problem is that women tend to focus on words and men tend to focus on actions.

    You`re safe with most men as long as you only pay attention to the things they do, and completely ignore everything they say. ;p

  67. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    I don`t do any of that stuff, I swear. I think that most other girls are crazy with their makeup and fashion and SHOP SHOP SHOP sh*t. Plus, I don`t get hormonal during PMS. I`m totally normal.
  68. Profile photo of Jaypeezy
    Jaypeezy Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    Oh crap, I just figured out im in trouble lol
  69. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    If only I had this a while ago.
  70. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:10 am
    "
    I don`t do any of that stuff, I swear. I think that most other girls are crazy with their makeup and fashion and SHOP SHOP SHOP sh*t. Plus, I don`t get hormonal during PMS. I`m totally normal."

    .. Sure you are..

  71. Profile photo of hoobaga
    hoobaga Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:33 am
    ^^ Nicely said. Owned.
    Like, those people who totally disagree with this, wake up. Ok, everyone on the internet is trying to be different and "appear cool" by breaking off from the stereotype, but we all know thats not gonna work. :)
  72. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    haha the last one was good
  73. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    This is so great and true.
  74. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    and and Woot45 youre completely normal.. sure.. even though you are probabaly some freaky ass gothic chic at school that every one thinks is demonic.
  75. Profile photo of pikkutiikeri
    pikkutiikeri Female 18-29
    65 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    I hate to say this, but it`s at least partially true. It`s just that women always have hidden messages in the things they say that other women get but guys just can`t read between the lines. And men say what they mean and women look for meanings in their words that just aren`t there...
  76. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    Yes No
    No No
    Maybe No

    :P hehe

  77. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    True?
  78. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Brokenbones: True?

    True indeed.

    Im still young but i still know most of them are true, especially the We need to talk - I need to complain and the We need - I want

  79. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    :-P
  80. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 12:30 am
    Basically, yeah
  81. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    ....I`d like to formally apologise for the fact that i often fit to this.
  82. Profile photo of Karybear19
    Karybear19 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 12:30 am
    some of these seem right...but you make us up to be some evil creatures.
  83. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    lol...nice
  84. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 25, 2008 at 8:10 am
    Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.

    lmfao!!

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