German Vs Chinese Culture

Submitted by: Ratdog993 9 years ago
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Simple images illustrate cultural differences.
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Male 646
Wow! Racist much?
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Male 38
This is the comparison about "what is beauty in GER & CHN" [pic]
http://www.linkinn.com/_Same_Beauty_Diff...
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Male 382
Here I learn that I know almost nothing of Chinese culture.
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Female 442
SAUSAGE!!!!

(yes, that was the only thing I got from this)

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Female 364
That wasn`t amusing to me... it didn`t make much sense.
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Male 474
Bandwidth limit exceeded. Nice.
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Male 1,704
paha the last one bout perception of each others cultures - and it has that lil chinese dude.
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Female 92
I didn`t get the definition of beauty.
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Male 41
lmao i love the "perception of eachother"
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Female 104
This was so awesome and accurate - I`m part German and my partner is Asian. I love this explanation of our differences!
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Female 1,397
THe best one is parties....who just stands in a circle...
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Male 392
@dean; dickwad
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Male 350
lolphotoshop... it means the same thing as the headline of each picture says.. just in german and chinese
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Male 290
so true lol
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Male 392
GENIUS!
but they couldv`e told use what the writing in the corners meant.
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Female 1,784
my boyfriend is german, but that is nothing liek him, more so just like his parents though
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Male 384
just ok
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Female 20
What the hell, seriously?
I was confused through most all of that.
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Female 322
diagrams were really cute though!*
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Female 322
a lot of it was generalisation :/ like the last one..that`s how each country is perceived by others.
Is it strange to shower at night??
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Male 151
lol im asian and some of those things were right on and other just sterotyped
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Male 1,371
I got most of them
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Male 1,497
who cares if the chinese have louder restaurants... some made since, most where pointless
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Female 1,470
Meh, im too dumb for this
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Female 441
I dont get it,,, i feel stoopid now :[
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Male 111
The restaurant one means that restaurants in China are louder than in Germany.
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Male 1,590
"I didn`t get the definition of beauty

Germans like black girls?"

I like fudgy`s explanation above (and the figure on the German side has larger breasts.)


"and the restaurants.. there are more restaurants in China ??"

That one probably means the restaurants in Germany are quieter.

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Female 815
Me and my boyfriend -a chinese guy- didn`t get most of that. I guess most of it makes sense now but what was the point? Why compare Germany with China? Theres like no link between them? Why not Europe and America? Meh. I give up.
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Male 50
well, seeing as i`m german-chinese, i thought this i was great : ). very true in a way
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Male 210
some i get, others make very little sense
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Male 2,703
i thought the restaurant thing was the volume level, like otku said.

so, you are saying that all people in germany dont dance around in lederhosing playing the polka and chugging beer?

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Male 1,289
okayyy...
what are they getting too?
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Male 107
I love deanmalenko for his statement about tokio hotel, since it`s SO true...

the restaurant pic is about the sound intensity but doubt that this is really true...

it`s so empty on the street sunday`s because shops and stores are closed in germany

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Male 2,703
no mintsponge, its stereotyping, racism would be if they were making fun of them.
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Male 54
is that not a bit uhhh racist???
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Female 17
I liked it, but I didn`t understand the restaurant one.
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Male 2,545
that was so lame
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Male 1,837
i dont get most of it :-/
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Female 68
I wonder which culture/society created that diagram.
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Male 6
"I didn`t get the definition of beauty

Germans like black girls?

and the restaurants.. there are more restaurants in China ??"

Western culture generally is attracted to tan girls, whereas if you go to China, all you see is advertisements for skin whitening cream and girls with umbrellas when the sun is out.

I think having familiarity with at least one of these cultures is required to appreciate it.

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Male 10,440
I like the german side better
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Male 286
Im sorry, but did they try to suggest the germans know how to queue properly???

every german ive ever encountered has the tendency to shove thier way to the front.

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Female 41
I didn`t get the definition of beauty

Germans like black girls?

and the restaurants.. there are more restaurants in China ??

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Female 1,299
funny
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Male 3,431
I read your entire post and thought the same thing.
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Male 648
wtf??
that was stupid.
not enlightening, not interesting, not funny.
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Female 17
the waiting in queue thing is way off for germany. it`s usually more like a cluster than a straight line, and people trying to get in before everyone. :] at least in the part of germany i lived in, most of the time it was like that.
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Male 59
843: didn`t you know that smartass comments about spelling mistakes made in a failed attempt to be funny is the lowest form of wit?
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Male 2,703
a lot of that you can sub in US for germany, minus the bike thing...america would be


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Male 350
I`m german and most of this is so true I can`t believe it :)

the family thing is probably wrong because in chinese culture these generations all live in one house while in german culture they have own households, but the grandparents are still there and watch for the kids.

Natalie.. the one with the cinese symbols on the top might be the chinese culture..

and that tokio hotel girl.. oww yeah you are so wrong.. tokio hotel is hated all over germany so they tried to translate their songs to english and infect other countries before they see how stupid it is.. and Bill.. well he`s just a friggin transvestite looking for attention.. I wouldn`t be surprised if he had sex with his 8-12 year old fans..

so much for that

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Male 2,216
You want 5 mins of your life back, yet you`re on a boredom site? Riiiight.

And yeah, the children one is the centre of attention versus general family member.

The new things one is that the Chinese embrace and look at new things, wheras the Germans are cautious and back away from new things.

Im like the Chinese because I like sun and rain :)

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Female 40
"the child is how children are the center of attention in chinese families while in german families children are a part of the family."

And that the child is looked after equally by mum, dad, grandma, grandpa in chinese families, whereas this responsibility falls mainly on the mum and dad in German families.

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Male 32
Uh....
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Female 13
I didn`t like it, I spent the first half trying to work out which is which.
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Male 349
I want 5 minutes of my life back.
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Male 4,012
Lol. Interesting depiction.
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Female 173
thats was entertaining =D
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Male 27
the child is how children are the center of attention in chinese families while in german families children are a part of the family.
new things just shows that german are a bit more conservative.
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Female 61
The child and new things confused me also. I was trying to figure out what they were supposed to symbolize but it made no sense to me.
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Male 550
Can someone enlighten me which country has the Chinesse culture?
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Female 148
I LOVE GERMANY<3

and Tokio Hotel (German Band. BILL IS YUMMY)

yeah.

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Female 93
i don`t get the "child" one and the "new things" one. the rest are okay.
is it just me?
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Female 123
hahaha..
kinda true :|
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Female 1,832
Um...
I don`t understand why I don`t understand this :-/
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Male 223
eh that was dumb
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Male 270
Lol true in a few ways, although there are definite stereotypes in a bunch of them.
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Female 532
lol I liked it
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Male 734
<img src="http://hellishhumor.com/images/chinesse-german-culture5.jpg">

All too true. I hate that Asian "I`m always happy" smile.

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Male 761
this is the best one...

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the rest are alright...

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Female 158
Link: German Vs Chinese Culture [Rate Link] - Simple images illustrate cultural differences.
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