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Date: 10/02/07 02:45 AM

98 Responses to Funeral Ad

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:18 am
    Link: Funeral Ad - That`s one way to increase customers.
  2. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:47 am
    *starts walking forward* OMFG TRAIN!
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:51 am
    HAHAHAHA! That`s amazing.
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:52 am
    LOL that can`t be real or legal :D
  5. Profile photo of anime-craze
    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:59 am
    heh they might not have to wait for the train. if this is right what about the third rail that is electrified
  6. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:07 am
    I doubt it`s real, but very funny xD

  7. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:11 am
    HA HA HA LOL!!!!
  8. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    452 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:17 am
    now that`s funny stuff right there, I don`t care who you are.
  9. Profile photo of vintagepizza
    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:51 am
    That is very clever. I`d be a bit upset if I knew someone who had been killed by a train.
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:53 am
    that`s evil. But of course, if there are people dumb enough to walk onto the rail to read it...
  11. Profile photo of scooterboo2
    scooterboo2 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:54 am
    some people are going to complain, and I have this to say to them:
    If anyone is dumb enough to do what it says, would you like to rather have them in the gene pool?
  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:57 am
    That`s MORBID, and I like it! So I`m a bit confused at the moment. :-/
  13. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:00 am
    if thats not real it should be.
  14. Profile photo of catapilrgirl
    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:34 am
    ha awesome!
  15. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 5:59 am
    Awesome!
  16. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 5:59 am
    Awww~w
    Good one!
  17. Profile photo of aliens_exist
    aliens_exist Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:26 am
    LMFAO.
  18. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:47 am
    Now i finally see something good on this site LOL
  19. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:59 am
    hahaha thats so evil...but i like!
  20. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:18 am
    ROFL
  21. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Haha thats sick =]
  22. Profile photo of happyshopper
    happyshopper Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:44 am
    thats good enough for me to give them the business they are after i feel, worth going with a laugh.
  23. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:07 am
    That`s really funny.

    Horrible, but funny.

  24. Profile photo of Blly_Rawr
    Blly_Rawr Female 13-17
    40 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:07 am
    XD Wonderful!
  25. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:33 am
    whoever made that ad is a commercial genius.
  26. Profile photo of ballin462
    ballin462 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:33 am
    its not about getting hit, its about getting shocked
  27. Profile photo of hoobaga
    hoobaga Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:51 am
    They`ll regret putting it there when an accident happens to a retard.
  28. Profile photo of Kragoth
    Kragoth Male 13-17
    154 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:45 am
    where is that? it looks like the london underground.
  29. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:39 am
    EVIL!!!!bwahaha
  30. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:01 am
    HA!
  31. Profile photo of neuro
    neuro Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 2, 2007 at 11:30 am
    Lol. Irresponsible advertising me thinks but probs not real
  32. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:36 am
    4 stars.
  33. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    lol best advert ever
  34. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Lol, but if someone I knew was killed while trying to read that I probably would go to a different funeral parlor.
  35. Profile photo of C0mpakt0r
    C0mpakt0r Male 13-17
    38 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    That`s really great! Most ads suck hard, but this one is pretty damn creative.
  36. Profile photo of malteser67
    malteser67 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    Hahahaha!!!
  37. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    I know the people who call every picture on the internet fake suck, but this actually does look like a `Shop. It just looks a little off.
    I don`t know. Real or not, it is really clever.
  38. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    452 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    mastahodisas:
    I saw this comment in another post. Stop spamming the forum, turdball.
  39. Profile photo of psychodork41
    psychodork41 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    Looks shopped, but it`s genius!
  40. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    *Note: This ad is read best while in front of a moving train.
  41. Profile photo of JEsca84
    JEsca84 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    ha ha ha that poo is funny
  42. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    LOL.
  43. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    lol, nice
  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Haha.. I love it.

    By the way. Everyone who says "That`s horrible", go away, anyone who follows a billboard`s directive, should die... Violently...

  45. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    LOL thats great, want to see a messege from god, come on to the tracks and wait exactly 5 minutes...*5 mins later* *splat*
  46. Profile photo of womersley
    womersley Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    That`s just cruel!
  47. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    OMG :( sick
  48. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    anyone stupid enough to do that deserves death
  49. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    well its some funny sh*t
  50. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    hahahahahaha. priceless
  51. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    278 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    Very Lollerific Indeed! Even I now want to step closer!
  52. Profile photo of ElectricLust
    ElectricLust Female 13-17
    77 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    that`s great
  53. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    Amazing.
  54. Profile photo of Marto1
    Marto1 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    HAHHA ROFL
  55. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    if you look close you can see somthing under what they added...
  56. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    /end laugh

  57. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    i that ad a week ago. it wasnt that exact one, but it was close enough.
  58. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    Older than raptor jesus.
  59. Profile photo of slushy50254
    slushy50254 Male 13-17
    151 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    haha that is awesome and in a evil way
  60. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    That`s great. And if it eliminates some of the retards that infest the world, so the better.
  61. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    That`s hilarious.
  62. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    whoa. i think ppl who have lost friends and relatives in that fashion wouldnt really appreciate that.
    probably real but most likely get taken down after complaints.
    like the FCC for TV.
    if ya get me.
  63. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    That`s so great, they need more stuff like this!
  64. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    How convenient!
    "OH NO! My husband just got hit by a train! :-O"
    *looks up*
    ".....oh, there`s a funeral ad. Great, that saves me some trouble :-)"
    So everyone wins :-D....well except for the guy who got hit....and the wife who is now a widdow.....and the person who gets sued....and whoever has to clean that mess up :-/.
  65. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Hilarious. Probably not real, but still hilarious.
  66. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    lol i like this if anyone finds one tell me i might have to send a few ppl from my school there
  67. Profile photo of butifulangel
    butifulangel Female 13-17
    21 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    HOLY CRAP!
    thats hilarious!
    lmao
  68. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    oh, come on, that shouldn`t be legal.
  69. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:03 pm
    "Haha.. I love it.

    By the way. Everyone who says "That`s horrible", go away, anyone who follows a billboard`s directive, should die... Violently..."

    You know, I think it`s funny, too, but not everyone is of the opinion that all stupid people should die. You need them to do the stuff you smart people don`t want to do.

    Anyway, what if someone gets transported from the past from before a time where there was no trains? That doesn`t mean they`re stupid.

    It might mean they wouldn`t understand modern english, either, but... well, that`s not my point.

  70. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    hahaha, watch, the companies gonna get sued cause some idiot actually does it and gets run over and theres gonna be a link on IAB. just wait.
  71. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    Hahaha, smart ad. Probably one of the funniest ads this year, this HAS to be real! Lol
  72. Profile photo of implying
    implying Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    I love black humor... }-)
  73. Profile photo of blckroses13
    blckroses13 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    lmao, that`s hilarious
  74. Profile photo of BangYourDead
    BangYourDead Female 13-17
    158 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:20 pm
    lmao
  75. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    Almost perfect.

    It should say come closer in smaller letters =)

  76. Profile photo of ravendaine
    ravendaine Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 2, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    not even good photoshopping, but whatever....its funny
  77. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:53 pm
    i kid you not, a funeral home near my house had a sale going on. get this, buy one get one 1/2 off on burial plots!!!
  78. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 12:24 am
    OMG, I`m going to to get hit by a train so I can sue them...
  79. Profile photo of danielkwan88
    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 1:18 am
    lol either you get shocked, get hit by train of get hurt from falling, you always end up in the hospital first then the funeral
  80. Profile photo of demonangel55
    demonangel55 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Pretty sure it`s shopped, but still damn funny.
  81. Profile photo of choco77
    choco77 Female 30-39
    1 post
    October 3, 2007 at 4:14 am
    I`m not really sure if it`s photo-shopped or if the ad is really spread throughtout Berlin in two languages - fact is - it`s real and from a German funeral home in Berlin
    For the German version follow the link: http://www.blog.de/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=831351
  82. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    390 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 9:38 am
    The looks like one of the london tubes.
    Theres lots of funny advertisements like that. My favorite was

    LONG TERM COMMITMENT - Okay, so now its only women reading would anybody be intrested in makeup (ect ect)

  83. Profile photo of blckroses13
    blckroses13 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 10:53 am
    lmao, that`s hilarious
  84. Profile photo of Herherher
    Herherher Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Really funny
    uhh
    i would`nt do it :-x
  85. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Lmfao. That was clever.
  86. Profile photo of amstein99
    amstein99 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    Choco77- thanks for sating my curiosity! I thought it was weird that the sign was in English, whilst the address was in German...
  87. Profile photo of UniQueLyEviL
    UniQueLyEviL Female 18-29
    35 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    LMAO!
  88. Profile photo of collardgreen
    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    if you are dumb enough to jump on those tracks to get closer to the sign you deserve to be shocked/hit by a train, wichever happens first!! and to all the chumps sayin, what about people who know people who have been hit by trains, lighten the fudgek up its just a sign.
  89. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    People keep saying "Anyone who says this is bad..." or anyone who`s saying "People, lighten up..."

    I haven`t actually read any comments yet of people needing to lighten up or who are objecting to the ad.

  90. Profile photo of pandapo0h
    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 12:12 am
    WHAT THE HELL... that`s horrible.. what if someone really fell for it??
  91. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:00 am
    Okay, never mind.
  92. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    wow, thats some cool stuff right there
  93. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    ...No thanks..
  94. Profile photo of ModSoul_Nova
    ModSoul_Nova Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    Nice.
  95. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    This can be a legend....
  96. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 15, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    ROFLCOPTER
  97. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    October 21, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    If anybody was stupid enough to walk on the track, they deserve to die! lol :-P
  98. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    ROFl
    prob fake or illegal
    but amusing at the same time

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