Danger Slide

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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It"s not like he didn"t warn the kid.
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Female 33
That`s bad.........Funny a bit though
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Female 72
oh wow
i didnt see that comin
oh hell
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Female 224
the slide should have been stronger since it was intended for small children
can you imagine if he was fat, hed get stuck or instead of making a hole, he would break the whole slide down
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Male 6
Halp me,this video is so epic.

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Male 68
I LOVE these dumb*ss kids. lol
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Female 4,028
Maybe *next* time, he`ll listen to Daddy.
Poor, foolish child.
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Male 907
YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!

He`s alright, he`ll walk it off. Whatever minor injury he endured is surely alot less than all the entertainment he has supplied those who have seen this :-D.

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Male 100
that was cute and sad. and funny.
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Male 103
This has to be one of the funniest videos I`ve seen in a long time.
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Female 251
"dont jump edward!" hmmm... dad told me not to jump i guess the logical thing to do would be to not ju... oooo!!!! a slide i think ill jump on it!!!! *jump crash* WAHHHHHH!!!! "DAMMIT EDWARD I TOLD U NOT TO JUMP"
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Male 275
I laughed at that
I laughed and I felt no guilt
Muhahah
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Female 52
that was horrible to watch...but funny-i just hope the kid is alright
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Male 773
stupid littke boy desverved it
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Male 25
Crappiest slide EVER! Can`t really see how it wouldn`t have crashed being used normally either.. fun nonetheless =)
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Female 663
Maybe if his dad sounded less like the narrator for National Geographic he would have listened more. Who am I kidding. That little brat had it coming.
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Female 187
I like that he turns stops filming to go help his child.
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Female 1,784
you can tell a child whatever, but they normaly don`t listen. They have to figure out why and test everything. Usualy they learn the hard way to learn.
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Male 1,371
"Don`t Jump _______(insert retarded kids name)"
Kid jumps
FAIL
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Female 75
i feel sorry for the person that bought the slide hope they didnt buy him another one.
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Male 459

Ricklionhart, I couldn`t agree with you more.
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Male 1,141
hahahaha! that kid must weigh so much to break through a slide! unless its like paper thin?
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Male 23
10 years later:

Friend:Don`t jump off the bridge, you`ll die.
Edward: ::jumps:: WEEE!!!

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Male 284
Hahahahahahaha! This is how I learned to listen to my folks, Don`t do it, why? +crash/bang/ow+ thats why.
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Male 1,704
haha yeah that was so unexpected!
"dont jump edward" pure proper english accent goin on.

nice vid!

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Female 229
My dad`s theory was that kids only learn when they get hurt. Guarantee this kid won`t jump on another slide ever again.

Hope he`s okay though!!

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Female 190
=0
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Male 1,079
Could`ve guessed he would end up doing it anyways..

=/

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Male 384
he deserved it
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Male 151
well there`s always next time...
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Female 1,470
LOL
That gives a good chuckle out of u
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Male 372
ANY BODY WHO USES ** IN THEIR COMMENT IS F*CKING STUPID. *flips off all the f*gs who use asterisks*
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Female 878
That was wicked. Not at all what I was expecting.
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Male 876
He`s that fat?
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Female 1,468
Haha little tard deserved it for not listening to his dad.
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Male 1,404
Oh f_uck was my reaction. If the kid did it again, then he is an idiot.
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Male 132
that made me laugh seriously hard!
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Male 2,781
LOL WHAT A NUMBNUTS!
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Male 21
[Dad] Note to self: next time, try the "I dare you" approach.
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Male 188
I think the poor little bastard`s twisted dad wanted him to jump and used reverse psychology.

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Male 1,496
If the kid didn`t stare that wouldn`t have been too funny.
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Male 1,386
i hate little kids... they annoy me to no end >:(
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Female 364
LMFAO! Poor kid...
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Female 584
I whimpered.
My friend had a slide like that when we were about 5, it never did that although we didn`t jump on it quite like that.
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Male 4,393
dammm he hit his head hard... :P
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Male 46
That was hilarious! I was expecting the slide to tip over, but instead, he went through the slide. It was not funny because he kid hurt himself, it was funny because it was so... spontaneous.
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Female 19
why would you want people to see a video of your child hurting themself?
blame the parents!
haha
i feel bad....but still...haha :-)
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Male 455
Holy crap, man...that was awesome.

I half expected the kid to say "Shut up!" before he jumped.
The way I saw it playing out was that the kid had previously moved the slide, and the bottom of it was right in front of a laundry-line pole; His dad was telling him not to jump so he wouldn`t get railed in the junk when he landed.
But the way it actually happened was ten times better!
"Don`t jump, Eric. You`ll hurt yourself."
Blank stare.
*JUMP!
Crunch, thud, "oof!"

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Male 320
Ha.
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Male 1,497
oh ya...i liked the vid... silly children paresnts are
smart!
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Male 1,497
F***ing A** hole pickme44, grow up, stop posting sites about d***s, and get the f*** out of here...f*** page stretcher..
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Male 1,023
kids these days.
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Male 1,114
Hilarious, pure comedy at its finest
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Male 16
haahhahahaha owned!
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Male 21
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Male 21
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 1,412
BWUAHAHAH.. HE WAS GINGER AS WELL =]
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Male 2,546
poor kid, funny as hell though.
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Male 115
no lesson learned kids are stupid.
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Female 21
At least the kid learned a lesson, hopefully
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Female 176
I thought it was gonna be worse because I could hear the lawn mower in the background..;-/
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Male 208
OWNED!
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Male 15,510
PWNED!
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Female 1,158
Listen, I`ve worked in a daycare for years, and I also take care of children his age at home as kind of a part-time job. When I was twelve my parents had two more children, so there`s two more babies. I don`t have children of my own, but I think it`s safe to say I have experience with kids. He knew better, trust me.

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"wow, seriously, how old is this kid...maybe 3 or 4? kids dont know better at that age...whether or not they were told no"


""Wow, dumb kid.""
""I usually avoid saying those kind of things, but really. His dad put effort into telling him not to, but he blatantly ignored him.""

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Female 251
that was funny..........but that would suck.
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Male 352
NOTE*- THE POLYSTYRENE SLIDE IS NO LONGER IN PRODUCTION.
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Male 135
"Wow, dumb kid."

"I usually avoid saying those kind of things, but really. His dad put effort into telling him not to, but he blatantly ignored him."

wow, seriously, how old is this kid...maybe 3 or 4? kids dont know better at that age...whether or not they were told no

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Male 946
hahaha funny
`They say that which doesn`t kill you makes you stronger,`
i used to say that, until the accident...
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Male 135
"Wow, dumb kid."

"I usually avoid saying those kind of things, but really. His dad put effort into telling him not to, but he blatantly ignored him."

wow, seriously, how old is this kid...maybe 3 or 4? kids dont know better at that age...whether or not they were told no

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Male 2,720
lol to the max.
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Female 129
I`ve seen clips almost exactly the same as that before. Everytime the parent says don`t jump, then they stare defiantly and do it anyway. Cracks me up everytime though lol
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Female 441
That is one craptacular slide!
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Male 756
Ah, there`s no teacher for life`s little lessons like experience. Sometimes, you just got to let the children fall.

He walked away a bruised, but smarter child. And next time, he will be more prone to listen to his dad.

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Male 1,231
wasn`t expecting that, but still very funny
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Female 105
My favorite kind of child in the whole world is one who listens intently to what you tell them not to do and then gives a big eff you and does it anyway.
/sarcasm
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Male 90
lesson learned
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Female 525
poor stupid kid =[
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Female 1,412
And, why was that being filmed? Did his dad know that it would br eak and told the kid not to do it so he would so he could go on some stupid program and get loads of money from it? Meh..
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Female 1,412
WTF?! Is that slide made out of fricking paper? Stupid kid lmfao.
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Male 559
lmao the sound of him crashing through the slide is hilarious
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Male 124
Serve the little brat right, he understood what his Dad said all right, you can see him evaluating it and decided whether to obey or not (at least if you have kids of your own it`ll be obvious to you when you watch it). He deliberately ignored his dad and paid the price, next time he might think "hey, when dad says not to do something, he seems to know what he`s talking about".
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Female 302
That made me laugh so hard.
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Male 1,275
Come on we all laughed
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Male 13
my god that kid must weigh a ton to break an obviously high quality slide like that. tbh my thinking is that he weakened the slide cos he knew he wud jump and ignore him thus he thought he shud learn a lesson... well its what i wud do anyway
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Female 340
Children only listen when there`s money involved anyway!!!! ;o)
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Male 28
I guess he chose 2 learn the "hard" way.

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Female 40
OMFG.
LMAO!
that like made my night.
XD
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Male 99
Ah one of those useful life lessons, do something stupid and it hurts. They say that which doesn`t kill you makes you stronger, it should be stupid stuff you do that doesn`t kill you makes you smarter!
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Female 150
hahahahaha reminds me of a time i fell from the top of a slide backwards. didn`t hurt myself though.
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Male 108
Bwah ha ha... that was funny. He would be alright, shocked, but alright. Dodgy plastic slide, probably brittle plastic after UV degredation.
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Female 1,158
Wow, dumb kid.

I usually avoid saying those kind of things, but really. His dad put effort into telling him not to, but he blatantly ignored him.

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Male 223
Dont jump edward youll hurt youself *jump* CRASH
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Male 28
haha that was funny. it`s a good way to learn to listen to your parent.
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Female 77
Is that slide made of paper?
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Female 148
ahahaha my mouth just opened really fast, even though I expected something would happen :D
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Male 4,246
I laughed, and now I feel like a bad person. An amused bad person, but still.
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Male 550
Dad: Don`t jump
Kid: Stares at Dad blankly
Dad: You`ll hurt yourself
Kid: *jumps* *crash*
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Male 300
At least, unlike most of the other vids on here, the parent stopped filming to go help
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Female 23
hahahahahahaha
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Male 157
HAHAHAHAH.
little kids are silly.
hope hes ok.
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Male 810
Wasn`t expecting him to put a hole through it..

^I agree. It didn`t look like he hurt himself badly or anything, but he prolly pissed his pants crying

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Female 4,376
omg lol thats terrible i`m sure he wasn`t hurt tho. probly just some bruises or scratches. he must have been scared Shh1tless when it happened
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Male 1,162
kids wouldnt know better. His warning was more of a friendly whisper. What kid would pay attention to a warning that comes in the form of a friendly whisper?
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Female 434
Poor kid.
It`s kinda stupid to leap on a slide like that though..
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Male 10,115
Link: Danger Slide [Rate Link] - It`s not like he didn`t warn the kid.
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