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Date: 10/05/07 02:24 AM

62 Responses to Church Trying to Convert Emo Kids?

  1. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    Link: Church Trying to Convert Emo Kids? - Would have liked to listen in on the Deacons` meeting when they decided to give this slogan a try.
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Uh...
  3. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:27 am
    I must have missed that part in the Bible.
  4. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:02 am
    church will do anything to recruit new members nowadays...
  5. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:08 am
    It`s an epidemic!
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    aznqtpie08 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:21 am
    So what`s tom? sumthing bigger than god? or a messenger?
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    markrg Male 18-29
    18 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:42 am
    What? That is retarded. It doesn`t even make sense. Myspace is starting to get kinda over anyway.
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    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Tom is the reincarnation of Jesus. He sits to the right corner of God`s bunion.
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    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:49 am
    I`m not surprised...they have nothing better to do.
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    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:54 am
    I`m so proud. Jesus is sitting in the god bar next to Zeus and Osiris cursing at the stupidity of humans. "They cant even get my birthday right!!"
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:57 am
    Does anyone else think that the bit where it says "Jesus" looks fake?
    Oh maybe just the whole thing?
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    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:58 am
    omg IAB, why are you being so lame? all these new posts are laaaamme
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    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:26 am
    There`s actually a website that lets you do this. All you have to do is input text and pick a board picture. Search Google.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:31 am
    you know, i really dont doubt a church did this, a church in my area actually had "the most powerful position is on your knees" -__-; stupid christians...
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 6:32 am
    Yes, let`s all make zippy slogans to command people to join whatever religion we want. Because I always make the decision of what I believe religiously by whatever amusing phrase I see on a billboard.
    "Omg, does that sign say "Jesus died for myspace? Oh sh*t, I am SO a christian now!"
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    okcKID Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 5, 2007 at 7:24 am
    It is really horrible to see a "religion" when it has reached such a low point. Lets grab the most popular thing we can and try to send it our way... I am a Heretic. effyouseekay christians... there now satan is happy!
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:02 am
    markrg--

    Myspace isn`t over at all. Every time I think it`s heading in the direction of being over, it`s not. Give it a couple more years, lol.

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    noodlepoodle Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 5, 2007 at 8:04 am
    There was a church somewhere near me that said "Get-er-done... for God!"
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:27 am
    I`ve seen this many times before from my other Christian friends.
    The whole slogan is supposed to say "Jesus died for my-space in heaven"
    creative? maybe. I think people are taking this too far though.
  20. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:12 am
    You morons. Its a church sign generator! Someone made that online! Its not real.

    http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:16 am
    it doesnt matter churchs put stupid poo like that up on thier boards anyways its not that far fetched
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    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:26 am
    I`ve seen the original picture on her phone. If it`s still up when I go out that way, I`ll get you guys another picture to prove that it is real.
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:31 am
    lol.
  24. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:54 am

    /photos/f_photo/C31615114884454f_photo.jpg
  25. Profile photo of poojabber
    poojabber Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 5, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    COOL a text generator.
  26. Profile photo of HubmaN
    HubmaN Male 30-39
    60 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Eh, fake or not, NICE.
  27. Profile photo of PintofBlood
    PintofBlood Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 5, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    There is a church near my house that says:
    Jesus purchased MYSPACE in heaven"
    I laugh whenever I see it.
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    geekisumokun Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    he did?
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    Herherher Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    i dont get it
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    JEsca84 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    LoL@ PintOfBlood
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    prongs43 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    There`s a church in my town that says something similar. It says "Jesus died for Myspace in heaven.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    who hasnt seen the the church sign text generator before?
  33. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    There`s a sign by my house that says "Jesus died, get over it." Uh huh.
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    CarbonatedBS Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    I`m sure if Jesus would`ve known that ahead of time, we`d have a much shorter bible...and less christians.
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    Pontroll Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    Hahaa.
    Pretty cool
  36. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    photo manipulating.
  37. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    haha I`ve seen shirts in the mall that say

    "Jesus died for MYSPACE in Heaven"
    (as in my space)

    I think it`s really cute.

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    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    i think they were thinking of "Jesus died for our sins" and apparently they think myspace is a sin?
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    Blly_Rawr Female 13-17
    40 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    W....T....F..... O-o
  40. Profile photo of wtfstoner55
    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    If you can find it somewhere on the internet, there was a show on TV here called "Speaking in Tongues". Each week they`d have a segment where they read out suggestions for a priest`s church board, and he`d choose the winner. They had some good ones, but some you`d have to be Australian and/or quite knowledgeable of religion to understand, such as "Get your pious source inside" (Pie and Sauce/Pious source is a religious source)
  41. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    The idea is that "Jesus died for your sins." So, MySpace is a sin. I don`t really see how tho, shouldn`t it depend on what you use it for? (ie, posting porn of yourself vs. just using it to connect with friends.)
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    "Yes, let`s all make zippy slogans to command people to join whatever religion we want. Because I always make the decision of what I believe religiously by whatever amusing phrase I see on a billboard.
    "Omg, does that sign say "Jesus died for myspace? Oh sh*t, I am SO a christian now!""

    It`s not to make you convert it`s to get your attention.

    That being said, the myspace one is crap, untrue, and probably created by that text generator.

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    horn4231 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    LeKata - that`s a pretty good point. maybe its trying to get Christians thinking about how Jesus died for them, and they repay him by wasting alot of their time on websites like myspace or i-am-bored.

    ....oh...crap. gotta go.

  44. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    Heh, Jesus died for you`re sins, so don`t make his death in vain and live a sin-free life.
  45. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    Majx, from the site you posted, this was under the REAL CHURCH SIGNS section

    http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churc...

    The first picture on page two is this:


  46. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAH!
    Apparently baby Jesus doesn`t want me to post thte picture XD. You can still see it by clicking the link and the first picture in it though. It says it`s real even if the MYSPACE image looks fake. You can be the judge of that :-P
  47. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    it`s REAL
  48. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    yeah same thing over here in SD theres a sign that says "Jesus died for `Myspace` in heaven"

    pretty lame.

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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:04 am
    They have those shirts at the christian booth at my mall.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 1:09 am
    Nothing is more annoying than people who think MySpace sucks because it has emos on it, or everyone on MySpace is emo.

    If that`s the case, you must think real life sucks because it has emo in it.. oh wait! Doesn`t that make YOU emo?

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    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 1:43 am
    "The idea is that "Jesus died for your sins." So, MySpace is a sin. I don`t really see how tho, shouldn`t it depend on what you use it for? (ie, posting porn of yourself vs. just using it to connect with friends.)"

    Good guess, but that`s not quite it.

    Most Christians believe that Jesus died so that people might go to heaven. So essentially it`s like someone saying that Jesus died so that I can have a spot in heaven. Although I don`t think it`s very catchy or funny or inspiring, etc

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:40 am
    i think Ant0n said it best.....
  53. Profile photo of Rakuru
    Rakuru Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    Actually one of the girls at my school was wearing this shirt yesterday (or maybe two days ago).

    It said "Jesus Died for MYSPACE in Heaven". So, yeah. I think that full version makes a little more since than the sign posted here. Funny misinterpretation I guess.

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    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    Oh, wow.
    Lets all talk about how extraordinarily stupid this is and call all Christians losers, even though it is obviously fake!
    Oh, and I just had another idea!
    Lets start saying that everyone on Myspace is emo, even though there are a large portion of people who aren`t!
    You people are lacking.
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    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    look at the first page of comments
    it is fake because someone wrote on the same sign you fail... please die
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    Some of those sayings on the church billboards are so lame. I mean the real ones you see on the side of the road. Like, "Jesus answers knee mail".
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    "look at the first page of comments
    it is fake because someone wrote on the same sign you fail... please die"

    Maybe you should get your eyes checked sweetheart Trust me it`s real I`m going by it today if the sign is still up I`m taking a video of it today. PROOF to all of you saying "Fake fake" Another thing the name and description is a lot catchier than my original....though...not everyone on myspace is emo

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    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 11:06 am

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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
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    December 31, 2007 at 1:49 pm

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    Michael8240 Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2008 at 9:58 am
    lol
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    MissTipsie Female 13-17
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    August 2, 2012 at 11:23 pm
    I saw that I was like wtf my friend said it was a joke.... It`s real not a hoax it`s in oregon....
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    MissTipsie Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 20, 2012 at 8:42 pm
    It said that when I read it my mom made an excuse and said it was a joke my dad said to my mom tell the truth. IDK what they meant but I think I know. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( I never saw it and still don`t see it.

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