Church Trying to Convert Emo Kids?

Submitted by: angelicamber 9 years ago Funny

Would have liked to listen in on the Deacons" meeting when they decided to give this slogan a try.
There are 62 comments:
Female 35
It said that when I read it my mom made an excuse and said it was a joke my dad said to my mom tell the truth. IDK what they meant but I think I know. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( I never saw it and still don`t see it.
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Female 35
I saw that I was like wtf my friend said it was a joke.... It`s real not a hoax it`s in oregon....
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Male 2
lol
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Female 731

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Male 197

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Female 1,572
"look at the first page of comments
it is fake because someone wrote on the same sign you fail... please die"

Maybe you should get your eyes checked sweetheart Trust me it`s real I`m going by it today if the sign is still up I`m taking a video of it today. PROOF to all of you saying "Fake fake" Another thing the name and description is a lot catchier than my original....though...not everyone on myspace is emo

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Male 1,461
Some of those sayings on the church billboards are so lame. I mean the real ones you see on the side of the road. Like, "Jesus answers knee mail".
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Female 224
look at the first page of comments
it is fake because someone wrote on the same sign you fail... please die
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Male 142
Oh, wow.
Lets all talk about how extraordinarily stupid this is and call all Christians losers, even though it is obviously fake!
Oh, and I just had another idea!
Lets start saying that everyone on Myspace is emo, even though there are a large portion of people who aren`t!
You people are lacking.
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Male 59
Actually one of the girls at my school was wearing this shirt yesterday (or maybe two days ago).

It said "Jesus Died for MYSPACE in Heaven". So, yeah. I think that full version makes a little more since than the sign posted here. Funny misinterpretation I guess.

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Female 4,376
i think Ant0n said it best.....
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Female 187
"The idea is that "Jesus died for your sins." So, MySpace is a sin. I don`t really see how tho, shouldn`t it depend on what you use it for? (ie, posting porn of yourself vs. just using it to connect with friends.)"

Good guess, but that`s not quite it.

Most Christians believe that Jesus died so that people might go to heaven. So essentially it`s like someone saying that Jesus died so that I can have a spot in heaven. Although I don`t think it`s very catchy or funny or inspiring, etc

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Male 2,486
Nothing is more annoying than people who think MySpace sucks because it has emos on it, or everyone on MySpace is emo.

If that`s the case, you must think real life sucks because it has emo in it.. oh wait! Doesn`t that make YOU emo?

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Female 670
They have those shirts at the christian booth at my mall.
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Male 1,289
yeah same thing over here in SD theres a sign that says "Jesus died for `Myspace` in heaven"

pretty lame.

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Female 1,572
it`s REAL
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Male 907
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Apparently baby Jesus doesn`t want me to post thte picture XD. You can still see it by clicking the link and the first picture in it though. It says it`s real even if the MYSPACE image looks fake. You can be the judge of that :-P
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Male 907
Majx, from the site you posted, this was under the REAL CHURCH SIGNS section

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churc...

The first picture on page two is this:


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Male 602
Heh, Jesus died for you`re sins, so don`t make his death in vain and live a sin-free life.
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Male 87
LeKata - that`s a pretty good point. maybe its trying to get Christians thinking about how Jesus died for them, and they repay him by wasting alot of their time on websites like myspace or i-am-bored.

....oh...crap. gotta go.

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Female 673
"Yes, let`s all make zippy slogans to command people to join whatever religion we want. Because I always make the decision of what I believe religiously by whatever amusing phrase I see on a billboard.
"Omg, does that sign say "Jesus died for myspace? Oh sh*t, I am SO a christian now!""

It`s not to make you convert it`s to get your attention.

That being said, the myspace one is crap, untrue, and probably created by that text generator.

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Female 326
The idea is that "Jesus died for your sins." So, MySpace is a sin. I don`t really see how tho, shouldn`t it depend on what you use it for? (ie, posting porn of yourself vs. just using it to connect with friends.)
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Male 167
If you can find it somewhere on the internet, there was a show on TV here called "Speaking in Tongues". Each week they`d have a segment where they read out suggestions for a priest`s church board, and he`d choose the winner. They had some good ones, but some you`d have to be Australian and/or quite knowledgeable of religion to understand, such as "Get your pious source inside" (Pie and Sauce/Pious source is a religious source)
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Female 40
W....T....F..... O-o
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Male 313
i think they were thinking of "Jesus died for our sins" and apparently they think myspace is a sin?
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Female 576
haha I`ve seen shirts in the mall that say

"Jesus died for MYSPACE in Heaven"
(as in my space)

I think it`s really cute.

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Male 1,023
photo manipulating.
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Female 36
Hahaa.
Pretty cool
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Male 69
I`m sure if Jesus would`ve known that ahead of time, we`d have a much shorter bible...and less christians.
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Male 293
There`s a sign by my house that says "Jesus died, get over it." Uh huh.
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Male 1,141
who hasnt seen the the church sign text generator before?
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Male 11
There`s a church in my town that says something similar. It says "Jesus died for Myspace in heaven.
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Male 32
LoL@ PintOfBlood
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Female 8
i dont get it
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Female 52
he did?
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Male 1
There is a church near my house that says:
Jesus purchased MYSPACE in heaven"
I laugh whenever I see it.
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Male 60
Eh, fake or not, NICE.
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Male 1
COOL a text generator.
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Male 761

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Male 773
lol.
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Male 21
I`ve seen the original picture on her phone. If it`s still up when I go out that way, I`ll get you guys another picture to prove that it is real.
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Male 1,629
it doesnt matter churchs put stupid poo like that up on thier boards anyways its not that far fetched
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Female 229
You morons. Its a church sign generator! Someone made that online! Its not real.

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

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Male 648
I`ve seen this many times before from my other Christian friends.
The whole slogan is supposed to say "Jesus died for my-space in heaven"
creative? maybe. I think people are taking this too far though.
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Female 1
There was a church somewhere near me that said "Get-er-done... for God!"
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Female 1,158
markrg--

Myspace isn`t over at all. Every time I think it`s heading in the direction of being over, it`s not. Give it a couple more years, lol.

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Male 1
It is really horrible to see a "religion" when it has reached such a low point. Lets grab the most popular thing we can and try to send it our way... I am a Heretic. effyouseekay christians... there now satan is happy!
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Female 706
Yes, let`s all make zippy slogans to command people to join whatever religion we want. Because I always make the decision of what I believe religiously by whatever amusing phrase I see on a billboard.
"Omg, does that sign say "Jesus died for myspace? Oh sh*t, I am SO a christian now!"
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Male 1,629
you know, i really dont doubt a church did this, a church in my area actually had "the most powerful position is on your knees" -__-; stupid christians...
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Male 666
There`s actually a website that lets you do this. All you have to do is input text and pick a board picture. Search Google.
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Male 182
omg IAB, why are you being so lame? all these new posts are laaaamme
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Female 1,211
Does anyone else think that the bit where it says "Jesus" looks fake?
Oh maybe just the whole thing?
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Female 156
I`m so proud. Jesus is sitting in the god bar next to Zeus and Osiris cursing at the stupidity of humans. "They cant even get my birthday right!!"
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Female 150
Tom is the reincarnation of Jesus. He sits to the right corner of God`s bunion.
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Male 103
I`m not surprised...they have nothing better to do.
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Male 18
What? That is retarded. It doesn`t even make sense. Myspace is starting to get kinda over anyway.
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Female 66
So what`s tom? sumthing bigger than god? or a messenger?
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Male 1,348
It`s an epidemic!
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Male 761
church will do anything to recruit new members nowadays...
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Male 315
I must have missed that part in the Bible.
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Male 223
Uh...
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Female 1,572
Link: Church Trying to Convert Emo Kids? [Rate Link] - Would have liked to listen in on the Deacons` meeting when they decided to give this slogan a try.
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