Can You Spot the Sexual Innuendo?

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Entertainment
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See how dirty your mind is.
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Male 2
Uhhhrg

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Male 9
Chokin the chicken
Bell End
Dirt Track
Lost watch
Donkey Punch
Dog in a Bath
Spit Roast
Cream Pie
Tradesman`s entrance
Paint the town red or painters and decorators
Tea Baggin
Hand Shandy
Pork Sword
Docking
Head
Beef curtains
Missed the pink, one in the stink
69
Dirty Sanchez
Ron & Jeremy `Ron Jeremy`
Meat sandwhich
Rusty Trombone
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Female 1,382
Ahhh, trust us kiwi`s to do this sorta thing.
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Female 235
Bigbadmet, thanks...and ewwwww.
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Female 5
Gotta be kiwi. I`m so proud of our nation! *puts hand on heart, sings national anthem while crying a little*
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Male 105
its not smacking an ass it`s a donkey punch!!!!
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Female 287
okay...i got a lot more than i thought of... i feel quite ashamed now =]
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Female 105
Dirty sanchez.
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Male 876
Space shuttle was penis in... Nevermind...
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Male 480
ew
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Male 77
mmmm, i got 15, and i was searching, counting everything mildliy resembling anything so considering one guy got 63 trying, id say im 75% clean
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Male 2,486
"
IT`S DONKEY PUNCH! NOT SMACK THAT ASS!"

He doesn`t punch it.

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Male 15
a beef curtain is a streched out and saggy vagina lips
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Female 584
x13purple, urbandictionary is your friend.
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Female 182
oh gosh, i don`t get dry, british humor...
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Female 52
that sucked
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Female 235
OK, what is a Beef Curtain? I`m almost scared to do a search!
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Male 96
I didnt get any of them......can I go back to my monastary now?
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Female 251
buddy is cool!hes a key member!also i think it was rather sick
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Female 251
ummmmmm,i saw it but that dosnt meen im a hore!
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Male 455
I liked the pork sword in the pub...and as for the DP, the kidney punch can lead to some nasty internal bleeding. You`re safer just going for the back of the head. You might knock her out, but she`ll thank you when she`s not pissing blood for the next three days.
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Male 869
[quote]On 10/1/2007 5:32:02 PM LadyAlathia wrote: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). [/quote]

I always thought you punch the lady in her kidney so she will clench up. A punch to the back of the head is liable to knock her out, thus ruining a lovely evening of donkey punches. But maybe I`ve been doing it wrong? Hmmmmm....

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Male 369
is this a kiwi add, or ozzy?? the 0800 number is kiwi, and they sound kiwi..... god damn it!!
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Male 124
(Animal with the sword in its mouth - "Want to swallow my sword baby?")

Update - ok maybe not hundreds per se, so far after watching it 10 or so times I`ve got 63, which makes me strongly think there are "69" in total, that would be appropriate. That means my mind isn`t dirty enough to find the other 6, but given I`ve found 63 that`s obviously nothing to be proud of!

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Male 124
The guy who posted the list missed heaps and heaps, here`s a clue - EVERY single action and bit of dialogue in the thing is sexual innuendo. Every one. For instance, "Hay Rod". Space station docking, balls going in the hole of the 8-ball table, etc. There are HUNDREDS in there "if you look hard enough"
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Male 42
Why did they show the animal with the sword in its mouth?
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Female 582
RON JEREMY!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,984
I must have a very pure mind `cause I only spotted 2-3 sexual references at the beginning and then the rest was normal.
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Male 195
i got mayb 5 or 6 of those
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Female 162
I thought the second one was a donky punch...
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Male 341
donkey punch and rusty trombone and dirty sanchez were the only ones I remember.
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Male 447
loolololololoolololololololololololol
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Male 1,142
im glad a few people agree with me. it was a fist implying a punch not a open hand that would suggest they ment slap/smack so the had to have been donkey punch win he punched the donkey. he didnt hit it hard but who wants to do something that might piss off a animal that could kill them with a kick wile standing being it. also it was just done as a way to make you think of a sexual act.
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Female 1,172
I thought donkey punch as well not smack that ass..
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Female 136
I lol`d at the Tradesman`s entrance.. that was pretty funny. And I got them all, pretty much.

Probably not a good thing.

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Female 40
Um...I didn`t really notice anything "dirty" in that video...well...I -did-, but it took me a while to get it. XP

Agh, I suck.

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Male 483
it`d DONKEY PUNCH

not tap that ass, lol at the sex nubs

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Female 224
i couldnt understand a thing he was saying but the only ones i got was choking the chicken, smacking that ass, and tea bagging
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Female 151
From urbandictionary.com --

spit roast:
Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.
Rusty trombone:
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion.

dog in a bath:
the act of squeezing ones rooster and balls into the recipients `rusty bullethole`. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

and finally...

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

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Male 223
hehe
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Male 384
har har
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Female 1,468
Most of those went right over my head, but I caught about 6 of them.
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Female 2,027
how can u not understand a 69 joke? omg people these days...
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Male 396
nope where was it?
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Male 238
i didnt get it except for the 69 =S hah my mind`s not that dirty.
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Male 602
HAHA Rusty trombone.
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Male 1,016
lmao

dirty Guy: 69!

Woman:

thanks sanchez


LMAO

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Male 773
LOL at naughty things
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Male 15
its not called tapping the ass, its a donkey punch, and did any one say rusty trombone
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Male 277
Pretty Funny...I am one sick S.O.B
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Female 679
Lmfao, number 69!
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Female 1,412
Ahh I got it straight away. I feel dirty now. Shame on me.
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Male 10,115
Looks like the video file was corrupted at the end, it`s fixed now.
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Female 1,158
Wow. I didn`t get too many.

That`s a good thing, though.

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Male 32
ha ha ha
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Male 2,216
Alfish... refers to vets who have to stick their arms up cows...

and to whoever said it was about a donkey punch... he didnt punch the donkey, he tapped/smacked it.

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Female 781
"Lost his watch?" What does THAT refer to?
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Male 1,364
really really lame
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Male 210
mine stopped half way
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Male 1,114
You forgot the dog in the bath...

It`s a sex thing where you put your balls in their ass...

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Male 1,289
ah
ha
ha
ha!
got it.
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Male 152
IT`S DONKEY PUNCH! NOT SMACK THAT ASS!
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Female 1,470
Wow...so funny
Pfft waste of time.
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Male 1,497
ya, i got 3 from the partial and a few more from the full... i guess i have a dirty mind>.>
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Male 4,246
Also, there was a Dog in a Bath.
He used the Tradesman`s Entrance.
And heard a Rusty Trombone.
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Male 1,142
i would have a harder time finding one line in that, that didnt have some kind of innuendo.

win he hit the donkey i was thinking donkey punch. everyone else seems to be saying variations of "smacking the ass". from the closest one i was able to copy and past from.

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Male 1,016
CRUMBS!!!
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Male 1,016
Okay


-Choking the chicken
- ‘Bell End’
- ‘Dirt Track’
- Lost his watch
- Smacking the Ass
- Spit Roast
- Creampie
- ‘Painters and Decorators’
- ‘Tea-bagging’
- Hand Shandy
- Pork Sword
- Docking spacestation
- Head
- Beef Curtains
- Missed the pink, got the stink
- 69
- Dirty Sanchez
- Ron Jeremy
- Meat Sandwich

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Male 377
I bet no one can post all the innuendoes in this forum without getting censored to hell. Please I want to see someone try. It will be funny.
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Male 550
Wow I suck, I only got about 2 or 3...
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Male 69
how do none of you hear the "bell end" one?
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Female 8
In YOUR endo.
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Male 610
Mine stops when it get`s up to the pig..
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Female 58
wy does it only play half way?
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Male 2,216
Choke the Chicken, Up the Dirt Track, Tap the Ass.
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Female 500
ok I see the chicken bit, anything else?
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Male 527
I`d like to see this in its entirity. It stops midway through. Boo!
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Male 254
The second one was the dirty hand then it zooms out to see the cows ass. You work it out.
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Male 209
The first is awesome, as it`s also "choking the chicken"
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Male 429
^^ Oh wow i didn`t get that one
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Male 317
Ohh... "pound that ass" lol.
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Male 317
It`s hard to NOT see the first innuendo. I`m guessing hitting that animal was the second?
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Male 761
thats all? i wanna see more, it looks funny
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Male 10,115
Link: Can You Spot the Sexual Innuendo? [Rate Link] - See how dirty your mind is.
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