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Date: 10/01/07 02:28 AM

84 Responses to Can You Spot the Sexual Innuendo?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:22 am
    Link: Can You Spot the Sexual Innuendo? - See how dirty your mind is.
  2. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:52 am
    thats all? i wanna see more, it looks funny
  3. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:32 am
    It`s hard to NOT see the first innuendo. I`m guessing hitting that animal was the second?
  4. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Ohh... "pound that ass" lol.
  5. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:37 am
    ^^ Oh wow i didn`t get that one
  6. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:38 am
    The first is awesome, as it`s also "choking the chicken"
  7. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:41 am
    The second one was the dirty hand then it zooms out to see the cows ass. You work it out.
  8. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:42 am
    I`d like to see this in its entirity. It stops midway through. Boo!
  9. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:47 am
    ok I see the chicken bit, anything else?
  10. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:47 am
    Choke the Chicken, Up the Dirt Track, Tap the Ass.
  11. Profile photo of welshchick10
    welshchick10 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:52 am
    wy does it only play half way?
  12. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Mine stops when it get`s up to the pig..
  13. Profile photo of TeddyBugBear
    TeddyBugBear Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:05 am
    In YOUR endo.
  14. Profile photo of firedragongt
    firedragongt Male 18-29
    69 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:17 am
    how do none of you hear the "bell end" one?
  15. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:20 am
    Wow I suck, I only got about 2 or 3...
  16. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:23 am
    I bet no one can post all the innuendoes in this forum without getting censored to hell. Please I want to see someone try. It will be funny.
  17. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:54 am
    Okay


    -Choking the chicken
    - ‘Bell End’
    - ‘Dirt Track’
    - Lost his watch
    - Smacking the Ass
    - Spit Roast
    - Creampie
    - ‘Painters and Decorators’
    - ‘Tea-bagging’
    - Hand Shandy
    - Pork Sword
    - Docking spacestation
    - Head
    - Beef Curtains
    - Missed the pink, got the stink
    - 69
    - Dirty Sanchez
    - Ron Jeremy
    - Meat Sandwich

  18. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:54 am
    CRUMBS!!!
  19. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:13 am
    i would have a harder time finding one line in that, that didnt have some kind of innuendo.

    win he hit the donkey i was thinking donkey punch. everyone else seems to be saying variations of "smacking the ass". from the closest one i was able to copy and past from.

  20. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:20 am
    Also, there was a Dog in a Bath.
    He used the Tradesman`s Entrance.
    And heard a Rusty Trombone.
  21. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:35 am
    ya, i got 3 from the partial and a few more from the full... i guess i have a dirty mind>.>
  22. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:40 am
    Wow...so funny
    Pfft waste of time.
  23. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 8:57 am
    IT`S DONKEY PUNCH! NOT SMACK THAT ASS!
  24. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:01 am
    ah
    ha
    ha
    ha!
    got it.
  25. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:28 am
    You forgot the dog in the bath...

    It`s a sex thing where you put your balls in their ass...

  26. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:32 am
    mine stopped half way
  27. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    really really lame
  28. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    "Lost his watch?" What does THAT refer to?
  29. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    Alfish... refers to vets who have to stick their arms up cows...

    and to whoever said it was about a donkey punch... he didnt punch the donkey, he tapped/smacked it.

  30. Profile photo of JEsca84
    JEsca84 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    ha ha ha
  31. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Wow. I didn`t get too many.

    That`s a good thing, though.

  32. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    Looks like the video file was corrupted at the end, it`s fixed now.
  33. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    Ahh I got it straight away. I feel dirty now. Shame on me.
  34. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    Lmfao, number 69!
  35. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    277 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    Pretty Funny...I am one sick S.O.B
  36. Profile photo of bigbadmet
    bigbadmet Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    its not called tapping the ass, its a donkey punch, and did any one say rusty trombone
  37. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    LOL at naughty things
  38. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    lmao

    dirty Guy: 69!

    Woman:

    thanks sanchez


    LMAO

  39. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    HAHA Rusty trombone.
  40. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    i didnt get it except for the 69 =S hah my mind`s not that dirty.
  41. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    nope where was it?
  42. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    how can u not understand a 69 joke? omg people these days...
  43. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    Most of those went right over my head, but I caught about 6 of them.
  44. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    har har
  45. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    hehe
  46. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    From urbandictionary.com --

    spit roast:
    Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.
    Rusty trombone:
    The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion.

    dog in a bath:
    the act of squeezing ones rooster and balls into the recipients `rusty bullethole`. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

    and finally...

    The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

  47. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    i couldnt understand a thing he was saying but the only ones i got was choking the chicken, smacking that ass, and tea bagging
  48. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    it`d DONKEY PUNCH

    not tap that ass, lol at the sex nubs

  49. Profile photo of Blly_Rawr
    Blly_Rawr Female 13-17
    40 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Um...I didn`t really notice anything "dirty" in that video...well...I -did-, but it took me a while to get it. XP

    Agh, I suck.

  50. Profile photo of badhairbear
    badhairbear Female 18-29
    136 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    I lol`d at the Tradesman`s entrance.. that was pretty funny. And I got them all, pretty much.

    Probably not a good thing.

  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    I thought donkey punch as well not smack that ass..
  52. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    im glad a few people agree with me. it was a fist implying a punch not a open hand that would suggest they ment slap/smack so the had to have been donkey punch win he punched the donkey. he didnt hit it hard but who wants to do something that might piss off a animal that could kill them with a kick wile standing being it. also it was just done as a way to make you think of a sexual act.
  53. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    loolololololoolololololololololololol
  54. Profile photo of Ron_Burgundy
    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    donkey punch and rusty trombone and dirty sanchez were the only ones I remember.
  55. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    I thought the second one was a donky punch...
  56. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    i got mayb 5 or 6 of those
  57. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    I must have a very pure mind `cause I only spotted 2-3 sexual references at the beginning and then the rest was normal.
  58. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    RON JEREMY!!!!!!!!!
  59. Profile photo of LDBAMC
    LDBAMC Male 18-29
    42 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    Why did they show the animal with the sword in its mouth?
  60. Profile photo of Ricklionhart
    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    The guy who posted the list missed heaps and heaps, here`s a clue - EVERY single action and bit of dialogue in the thing is sexual innuendo. Every one. For instance, "Hay Rod". Space station docking, balls going in the hole of the 8-ball table, etc. There are HUNDREDS in there "if you look hard enough"
  61. Profile photo of Ricklionhart
    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    (Animal with the sword in its mouth - "Want to swallow my sword baby?")

    Update - ok maybe not hundreds per se, so far after watching it 10 or so times I`ve got 63, which makes me strongly think there are "69" in total, that would be appropriate. That means my mind isn`t dirty enough to find the other 6, but given I`ve found 63 that`s obviously nothing to be proud of!

  62. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:22 am
    is this a kiwi add, or ozzy?? the 0800 number is kiwi, and they sound kiwi..... god damn it!!
  63. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:16 am
    On 10/1/2007 5:32:02 PM LadyAlathia wrote: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

    I always thought you punch the lady in her kidney so she will clench up. A punch to the back of the head is liable to knock her out, thus ruining a lovely evening of donkey punches. But maybe I`ve been doing it wrong? Hmmmmm....

  64. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 1:38 am
    I liked the pork sword in the pub...and as for the DP, the kidney punch can lead to some nasty internal bleeding. You`re safer just going for the back of the head. You might knock her out, but she`ll thank you when she`s not pissing blood for the next three days.
  65. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:30 am
    ummmmmm,i saw it but that dosnt meen im a hore!
  66. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:32 am
    buddy is cool!hes a key member!also i think it was rather sick
  67. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:03 am
    I didnt get any of them......can I go back to my monastary now?
  68. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 9:19 am
    OK, what is a Beef Curtain? I`m almost scared to do a search!
  69. Profile photo of geekisumokun
    geekisumokun Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    that sucked
  70. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    oh gosh, i don`t get dry, british humor...
  71. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    x13purple, urbandictionary is your friend.
  72. Profile photo of bigbadmet
    bigbadmet Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    a beef curtain is a streched out and saggy vagina lips
  73. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    "
    IT`S DONKEY PUNCH! NOT SMACK THAT ASS!"

    He doesn`t punch it.

  74. Profile photo of CookieKing
    CookieKing Male 13-17
    77 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    mmmm, i got 15, and i was searching, counting everything mildliy resembling anything so considering one guy got 63 trying, id say im 75% clean
  75. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    ew
  76. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    Space shuttle was penis in... Nevermind...
  77. Profile photo of missknox
    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Dirty sanchez.
  78. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    okay...i got a lot more than i thought of... i feel quite ashamed now =]
  79. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    its not smacking an ass it`s a donkey punch!!!!
  80. Profile photo of ObeliaFoe
    ObeliaFoe Female 13-17
    5 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    Gotta be kiwi. I`m so proud of our nation! *puts hand on heart, sings national anthem while crying a little*
  81. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Bigbadmet, thanks...and ewwwww.
  82. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Ahhh, trust us kiwi`s to do this sorta thing.
  83. Profile photo of brancon
    brancon Male 30-39
    9 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Chokin the chicken
    Bell End
    Dirt Track
    Lost watch
    Donkey Punch
    Dog in a Bath
    Spit Roast
    Cream Pie
    Tradesman`s entrance
    Paint the town red or painters and decorators
    Tea Baggin
    Hand Shandy
    Pork Sword
    Docking
    Head
    Beef curtains
    Missed the pink, one in the stink
    69
    Dirty Sanchez
    Ron & Jeremy `Ron Jeremy`
    Meat sandwhich
    Rusty Trombone
  84. Profile photo of Salvie
    Salvie Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    Uhhhrg

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