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Date: 10/30/07 02:21 AM

49 Responses to California Surfer

  1. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    October 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    Link: California Surfer - He makes Jeff Spicoli sound like the president of Mensa.
  2. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:23 am
    I`m a little embarrassed for my home-state... but not really. That guy is hilarious.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Is there a surfer lingo dictionary anywhere so I can translate this?
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:28 am
    I`m afraid not windy. You either surf or you don`t haha
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    b3ach_bum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:32 am
    I love this video clip. "You get so pitted..." LOL
  6. Profile photo of lovebeat17
    lovebeat17 Female 13-17
    63 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    hahaha
    wow stereotypical california dude
    i`m glad they aren`t all like that here
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    Stonerd Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Dude. Totally.
  8. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 2:57 am
    Oh Lord, why did you make retards?
  9. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I`m sure he`s not thaaat stupid. If he is anything like my sister`s boyfriend, he usually speaks normally, but just gets all worked up and excited over surfing... it is a lifestyle for a lot of people. He probably doesn`t talk that way 24/7.
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    482 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 3:17 am
    old!
    WoW addicts have weird tones when they talk too
  11. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Hmmmmmmmmm so sea water DOES affect your brain!!!
  12. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Hah. I remember watching that on TV.
    Funny.
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    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Americans...He is the future of the USofA....Looks good for the rest of the world must say!
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 4:22 am
    wow um..does he have ADD?
  15. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Wayne`s World, Wayne`s World, party time, excellent!
  16. Profile photo of DestinyFay
    DestinyFay Female 18-29
    55 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:50 am
    "And then you go, `WHAPAAA` just like thaaaat
    !"...I`m in love!
  17. Profile photo of Dellucius
    Dellucius Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:55 am
    The American elite ladies and gents.
  18. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 7:32 am
    "yea like WAPAWWW!!! and I just get like pitted!!"

    sounds like fun

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    wtfneonazis Male 13-17
    37 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 10:43 am
    im pretty sure he was joking.
  20. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 11:06 am
    Well, we know a woman won`t be attracted to him because of his amazing brain power.
  21. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    was he talking about sex or surfing?
  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    right... thats my idol folks!
  23. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    ^^ "oh Lord, why did you make retards?"
    He is not a retard just really ignorant.
  24. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    ZAPOOOOOWWW!!

    Eh, I`d still do him.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    *facepalms* Good...lord...please tell me the rest of the world does not think we all talk like this here in SoCal...we don`t. I promise you.

    (WDanC, me too.)

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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    lol, he looked like he was gonna cry, listen to his tone when he gets really into it
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    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    wow they really excist.. amazing
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    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    my god, we have found the "we tod did" in the world
  29. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    WOW. That man had the intellegence of a pebble I found in my shoe today... is he high or something because I refuse to believe that any human is that stupid naturally.
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    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    He must write comics or something KAPOWWWW!!
  31. Profile photo of XIVashIX
    XIVashIX Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    Sad to say that I live around rednecks and those kinds of surfer people. I`m one of the few people that actually speaks regular english.
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    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    He looked stoned to me.
  33. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    Hahaha aww mannn

    And look, now Europeans/the British have seen it and think we`re all like that.
    yet another miserable *sigh*.

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    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    Those are some good special effects noises. He should go pro with all this! But seriously, the world needs people like this or we would all become way too serious. Kudos to this guy for laying back and doing what he does best... surfing.
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    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    Ahaha! Gnarly!

    Some girl in one of my classes said in the most manly voice ever "DUDE! THAT`S GNARLY AND DOMINANT!"

    This reminded me.

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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    he got hit to hard by the waves..
  37. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
    169 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Stoner....
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    The guy looked like he was surfing a flooded street. If he`s in Cali he`s probably ESL anyhow, among "his People" he is God.
  39. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    Come on, the guy isn`t stupid... he is just excited about the surf and is describing it the best way he knows. Just because he says "dude" and "like" and "whapaaa" doesn`t mean he`s dumb.
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    I understood every word.
  41. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    Oh, no.

    See it`s guys like this that give California a bad name. I promise that he`s the only one who talks like that here.

  42. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 9:34 am
    Haha DUuDe!!! thats funny
  43. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    "See it`s guys like this that give California a bad name. I promise that he`s the only one who talks like that here."

    Not true. There are a lot of guys that talk that way here. Even I kinda sorta do, but not quite that extreme.

  44. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    HAHAHA! man i love california, you got from surfer dudes to cholos to hippies. Damn, just made my state sound bad. But really, not all of us Califas are like that.
  45. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    452 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    "Come on, the guy isn`t stupid... he is just excited about the surf and is describing it the best way he knows. Just because he says "dude" and "like" and "whapaaa" doesn`t mean he`s dumb."

    If that`s the best way he knows, then, yea.. he`s dumb.
    I guess that`s what happens when your head slaps the water enough times.

  46. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
    217 posts
    October 31, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    lmao wow?
  47. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    November 1, 2007 at 2:20 am
    *Sigh*
    More fodder for the Europeans...

    We`re not all like that, you know.

    Also, we are sorry that our President is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

  48. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    November 1, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    Looks like this guy`s had one too many wipeouts. o_O
  49. Profile photo of girlygir92
    girlygir92 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 2, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    My BFF showed me this video on her youtube. That was freaking hilarious!!!
    "KUAPAP"
    "BWAAAAAAA!" ~ROTFLMBO~

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