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Date: 10/12/07 02:13 AM

47 Responses to Apply to University of Southern California

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    xyra Female 18-29
    137 posts
    October 11, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    Link: Apply to University of Southern California - New USC applications get right to the point.
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    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:20 am
    tee hee "number of slaves"
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 2:23 am
    "Name the last book you read. If yes, why?"

    I giggled at the "why" XD

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    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Haha, I kinda liked the football line. So true. Anyway, clubp stop going around putting First, it`s so annoying when people do that!
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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 2:39 am
    I`m from Southern California and have a lot of friends who go to USC... it`s an extremely tough academic school. It isn`t full of spoiled morons, as that application would suggest. I mean... THAT WAS HILARIOUS... ?
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    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:49 am
    I loved the book line too! Its the only part that actually made me laugh.
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    personhead19 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 3:08 am
    I don`t think the point was that it was not tough to get into...more along the lines that people who actually have the means to go to big-time universities (not just USC) get by on their parents` dime and usually aren`t the brightest crayon. I`m not saying you don`t have to have a little intelligence, but I`ve seen some really airhead kids from my graduating class get accepted to some well accredited state universities.
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    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 3:19 am
    BIG FAT: meh.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Hahahaha this is a lot funnier if you go to UCLA. This is pretty great.
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    trinah1 Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 3:44 am
    "have you read a book this year" "If yes, why?"

    lol. I know many people who haven`t read one. Fortunately I am not one of them..

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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 5:05 am
    Trust me, its an extremely difficult school to get into. Only the top 1 or 2% of my class were even considered, and that was like a 4.7 GPA and higher. Of course, I guess it depends on what you intend to study there.
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 7:02 am
    hehe lsu beat usc on the football charts (yay!)
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 7:18 am
    AKappy stop trying to defend USC this is true especially for women. Football players, cheerleaders, and similar archtypes get a fastpass to USC and this includes kids of the wealthy.

    I went to a really good high school its in the top 200 in the US and basically the top half if not quarter could get into USC if financial aid were given and/or their parents were rich.

    Part of the reason this is funny is that its an exaggeration yet its humor lies with the truth it pokes fun at.

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    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 8:50 am
    UW>USC
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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 8:58 am
    FIRST! (actually 16th; I just had the urge, and know I`ll never be a real first).
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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 9:15 am
    I get the joke but being Australian I can`t fully appreciate it. The fact that popularity from playing football and the near non-existence of cheerleaders combined with a slight lack of incredibly rich people is the cause of this.
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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 9:49 am
    HAha...wow ima go 2 dat skool.No work at all excet on my pedi/mani
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 10:22 am
    ^wtf

    not funny anyway

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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 11:15 am
    I`m in the same situation as the australian dude, wtf.
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
    what year is this from?! must be so old - number of slaves anyone?
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    d_87bob Male 18-29
    48 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 11:59 am
    dragonrice: WSU>UW>USC
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    On 10/12/2007 2:39:21 AM AKappy wrote: I`m from Southern California and have a lot of friends who go to USC... it`s an extremely tough academic school. It isn`t full of spoiled morons, as that application would suggest. I mean... THAT WAS HILARIOUS... ?

    I am from Southern California also, and got accepted to USC (it was my backup school). If you have enough money, you can buy your way into that school, and the people fit that application.

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Meh.
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    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    okay that cant be real.. hahaha
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    blackebony Female 13-17
    27 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    Its also funny if you`re poor and live in palm springs.
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    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    name five of the united states (for instance...)
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    # of sevants? # of slaves? wtf? creepy

    last book you read?<< funny

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    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    I wish I was smart enough... :`(
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    mluther Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    awesome.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    The states question is the funniest part for me :-).
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    lol, im just gonna go with the idea of that not being a real application...
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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    Ha. It`s funny because it`s true.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 12, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    use exponents to express your family income, HAHAHAHAAA
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    football sucks. who cares
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    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 12:55 am
    That made me smile... could have been funnier though.
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    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    List five US states... LOL! There already are five listed in "for instance..." HAAHAHA!!
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    thxfrthmmrs Female 13-17
    46 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    LOL!! That`s the funniest thing I`ve ever read. Note to self: Do NOT attend USC.
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    Rabindra Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    Wow... um.... I ...
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    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    :-) Nice
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    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    lol. nice
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    I wonder how Stanford compares to that. Probably the most difficult application EVARRRR or something.
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    Masterdog99 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:11 am
    well lets see here I can bench 130, hmm no servants but 4 slaves, nope no books this year, umm oh name 5 United states holy sht thats a toughie. umm brazil, canada, austrailia, japan, britian, and North America! yay i got all 5!
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    alpec73 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 2:25 am
    1) Anyone who read this and even had a thought that it was real is retarded.
    2) As easy as it is to sit back and say "University of Spoiled Children", look at the facts. #27 school nationally. Top tier engineering (#7), film (#1) and communications (#5) programs. This year`s freshman class has 209 National Merit Scholars out of 2,500 nationally.
    3) While a lot of the fraternity/sorority students fit this stereotype of a USC student, they make up only 20% of the student population.
    4) We have a damn good football team (though they haven`t been playing like it), get over it.
    5) Even though I`m a USC student myself, I still thought it was pretty funny.
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    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    October 14, 2007 at 6:13 am
    is that reeal?
    x_x
  45. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 1:22 am
    Thank you, alpec.
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    tonysimone1 Male 18-29
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    November 30, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    alpec makes U$C sound pretty nice......too bad `SC is hopelessly inferior to an amazing school like UCLA...(I`m a trojan btw...)

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