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  1. Profile photo of daftshadow
    daftshadow Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 3, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    Link: 248 Ways to Annoy People - How many of these things do you do?
  2. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Lol not bad..
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Oh lord... why are these lists even posted? They`ve all been around the internet in some variation or another for years and years.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:17 am
    yay for annoying people!
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:18 am
    I can easily list out a few thousand more.
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    hunterhydie Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Road flare on a b-day cake hmmm...
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    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:21 am
    old.
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:23 am
    Omg i love these type of things!
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:25 am
    12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date. excuse me.... HAHAHAHALOLOLOLHAHAHAHA
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:34 am
    106. Say "okay, you`re gay" to anything someone says. Everybody does tat already >_>
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:37 am
    4.Name your dog "Dog."
    -- Reminds me of Dog from CatDog the nickelodeon cartoon.

    28. Ask people what gender they are.
    -- Shouldn`t the word be "sex"? And sometimes you CAN`T tell really...

    42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn`t rhyme.
    -- Some might rhyme. :|

    50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
    -- Better yet - those poppy bubble plastic thingies!

    52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
    -- Annoyance leading to being fired. Is it worth it?

    54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
    -- And saying "la la la la la!" while you`re at it. *smirks*

    71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
    -- Ew.

    20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
    80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
    -- Hm... curious.

  12. Profile photo of steerpike_
    steerpike_ Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:39 am
    "Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President"

    Proof of old.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:40 am
    114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
    -- *laughs*

    130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
    -- I can do 300 by memory. :)

    133. Walk into people`s houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
    -- Just like Ed from "Ed, Edd and Eddy".

    134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
    -- Wasn`t there some woman like that on "Seinfeld"?

    146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
    -- All for the heck of being annoying?!

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:42 am
    149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
    -- For around five years I beeped every time my mother said the word "bloody". It took that long to make her stop saying her word. And don`t worry, my beeping stopped too once she did. It really got on her nerves, but her saying bloody annoyed me!

    86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
    -- And continue into the negative numbers! *laughs evilly*

    92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
    -- I wonder what the latter sounds like.

    95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers` brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies` "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
    -- And that "it`s a small world after all" song.

    109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
    -- :-/

    159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
    -- Bwa ha ha!

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:42 am
    202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
    -- Kimmie`s boyfriend did this a lot on "Full House".

    209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
    -- Some girl on a model`s reality show did this ALL the time!

    Almost all the rest made me laugh!

    ^ Yes, I know... posting all this is annoying! That`s why I did it!

  16. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:49 am
    They forgot the last rule: make a list that is so freaking long.
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    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:56 am
    171 nd 172 were the best
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    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:58 am
    for some reason, lists like these amuse me...
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    LyndsHottie Female 13-17
    18 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:02 am
    `"Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President"

    Proof of old.`

    Bush still being president IS ridiculous though.

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    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:15 am
    meh that list annoyed me
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:33 am
    Ha.. kinda amusing.

    Yeah, these lists are old, but we`re bored, aren`t we?

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:41 am
    "74. Wear your pants backwards."

    I really don`t get how that would annoy other people. )-|

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:23 am
    They missed

    "Empty out the Visine in your friend`s medicine cabinet and replace it with SuperGlue."

    and

    "Invite your friends to dinner, but put bits of crushed glass in their food."

    and

    "Make sure you`re on a deserted country road. Pull over and ask your friend to get a tool out of the trunk (you think you hear a noise or something). Place a rattle snake in the box. As soon as he gets bit, pull the car up 20 feet. Just as he almost gets to the car, pull up another 20 feet, and so on. Make sure you get a photo of the look on his face each successive time before you finally pick him up and take him to the hospital.

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    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:42 am
    ^^ Your suggestions are cruel. . .
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    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 5:08 am
    81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

    bwahahaha!!! i actually did this before accidentally!

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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 5:44 am
    lol I like the super glued quarters one :D
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    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 5:59 am
    Wow, I must be slipping in my old age... there were 2 of them I hadn`t thought of or tried before!!
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 6:43 am
    Great list... if they had 100 mor ways, it would the the oposite to 843 :D
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 6:48 am
    59. Honk and wave to strangers.

    my father always does that, everytime we are going on vacation!

    one time, he turn of the engine, roold down a hill behind a guy on a bicycle, then Honk the poo out of that car, and we all waved!

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    belfire Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 6:59 am
    I`ve done a fair few of them. paying for my bus fare in 1 ans 2p pieces was fun....
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    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 7:51 am
    Another one:

    Say it`s your birthday. And the next do it again, and the day after that too, over and over.

  32. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:07 am
    59. Honk and wave to strangers.
    *Me and a friend do this all the time..lol


    100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
    *My brother and I had wars doing this.

    114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
    *lmao, would love to do this one.

    132. .sdrawkcab etirW
    *That`s "write backwards." for the slow people

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    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:11 am
    41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
    44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
    57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
    71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
    88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
    108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention."
    127. Phone McDonald`s and try to make a reservation for that evening.
    176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
    197. Press the "power" button on on someone`s computer or keyboard when they`re almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
    203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.


    LOL, I love those :-D

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    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
    They forgot to add this to their list!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zuu...
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    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:33 am
    Haha I liked these ones:

    28. Ask people what gender they are.

    34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

    41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

    66. Tell people their accent isn`t fooling anyone.

    68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

    96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

    177. Tell people their fly is down when they`re wearing sweat pants.

    203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

    210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

    240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.

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    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
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    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 11:10 am
    oh and...

    Call 911 and breathe heavily.

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    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 11:23 am
    lol, I can imagine how horrible it is to be the poor victim of all these things
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    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 11:53 am
    I`ve done a few of these. The Questions? Comments? number on deoderant, cereal, and other products are excellent modes of annoyance.

    I have a question, Is this cereal as delicious as I think it is?

    ...and I have a comment, YES!

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    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
    lmao id put on the rick roll song.
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    Toxica Female 13-17
    19 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    I thought this was actually kind of lame...
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    onenonly2311 Female 13-17
    27 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    These really made me laugh =)
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    pickme44 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    they forgot onedo this
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    badhairbear Female 18-29
    136 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    That was fun :-)

    And when I get a cat, I`m so gonna call it `cat`. Just because I can`t think of a better name.. and it`d be cool.

    There`s a youth centre round where I live which is actually called `that place`, which is really annoying when people ask where you`re going and you say `that place`. So they ask `what place?` and you reply `that place`. That annoys people.. heehee.

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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    its 257...

    but cool...

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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    Thursday, October 04, 2007 4:23:36 AM
    They missed
    "Empty out the Visine in your friend`s medicine cabinet and replace it with SuperGlue."

    and

    "Invite your friends to dinner, but put bits of crushed glass in their food."

    and

    "Make sure you`re on a deserted country road. Pull over and ask your friend to get a tool out of the trunk (you think you hear a noise or something). Place a rattle snake in the box. As soon as he gets bit, pull the car up 20 feet. Just as he almost gets to the car, pull up another 20 feet, and so on. Make sure you get a photo of the look on his face each successive time before you finally pick him up and take him to the hospital.


    YOU CRUEL SAD,LITTLE MAN!

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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    Hilarious, I do about 10 maybe, but shall do more now!
  49. Profile photo of Mr_Bobb
    Mr_Bobb Male 13-17
    34 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    Are you annoyed by irrelivant questions?
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    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    lol, i got the movie reference.
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    MVH1015 Male 13-17
    301 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    TIHS WES PERTTY FNUNY WSAN`T ET?
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    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    lol, i can do the bolivian currency one and noone will be annoyed..... I live in bolivia lol... yea these are good but soo freaking old!!! hehe
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    thegreatbana Male 13-17
    91 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    171.

    172.

    173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it`s longer.

    LAMO


  54. Profile photo of Pontroll
    Pontroll Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    Hahaa.
    Pretty funny.
    I actually do some of those.
    :D
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    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    "123. Throw stones at people walking past your house."

    Violent 0.o

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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    things i have done/do:
    23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it`s gone now."
    31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
    59. Honk and wave to strangers.
    61. type only in lowercase.
    96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
    101. Never make eye contact. (depending on the person/ my mood)
    102. Never break eye contact. (depending on the person/ my mood)
    108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention."
    111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
    121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
    126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
    134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to r
  57. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention.
    What`s this thing about a list you`re talking about?
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    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    i stopped reading at:
    80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
    because of:
    20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

    whoever made that list is stupid.
    77. Leave someone`s printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. (How is that even possible, printer always print in default settings)
    48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. (Same thing here, the number of copy is always put back to 1)
    26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. (Lol, it cost 1.50$ per dryer)
    39. Mow your lawn with scissors. (How could anyone be annoyed by that?)
    37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and ... (What the heck? is anyone still using these machine?)

  59. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    I LIKE TO OBVIOUSLY `TYPE IN ALL CAPS`
    SAY, WHAT? HUH? SORRY? WHAT`S THAT? COME AGAIN. WHENEVER SOMEONE TELLS ME SOMETHING.

    SHOUT MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IN AN EVIL LAUGH!
    SING `LA DONNA E MOBILE` IN OBNOXIOIUS PAVAROTTI OPERA VOICE.

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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    hey...i`m hawaiian... John Aaaaasmith is offensive in some ways
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Hillarious!
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

    THATZ ONLE 247!!!
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    LOL!

    I wanna try some of these.

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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    67. Drum on every available surface.
    212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.


    I do those 2 alot but i cant help it.

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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    Also when your at burgerking ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese. If they say "you mean a hamburger" then say NO, a cheeseburger without the cheese! if they dont day anyting say "Not a hamburger, a cheeseburger." then when they add it into the order say yeah "Yeah, a cheeseburger without the cheese"
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    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    rofl!!! I can`t remember when I`ve laughed so much!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    "2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others."

    They say that like half the world population has a glass eye... ^_^

    "24. Light road flares on a birthday cake."

    My friend did that once. Ha ha.

    "49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

    That one was great.

    "121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly."

    Ha ha. That song always gets stuck in my head. I am weird, yeah.

    "152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren`t actually there."

    And watch one of the bugs actuall BE there. Cuz everyone knows Windows is CRAP!

    "205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?""

    *laugh*

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    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    i will definitely be trying some of these...
  69. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    THAT`S WHAT YOU THINK
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    fghtffyrdmns Male 13-17
    46 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    they posted this wrong....the real question is "how many are you going to do now"
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    jamezka Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 4, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    that`s funny..how `bout introducing a product like mazda cold air intake when people are busy enough to get mad at you...
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    I`m not THAT bored.
    But, my guess is, that I`ve probably done many of those things listed.
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    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
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    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 12:37 am
    I`ve done 8 of those things at least once.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:04 am
    78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I kind of did that once. My supervisor took it upon herself to buy a thank you gift for our boss, and expected everyone to chip in $5 after the fact. Seeing as though our boss always stiffed us out of money, and the supervisor could never get her lips off the bosses ass, I didn`t want to pay the $5. But then I didn`t want my supervisor to give me any crap either. So I kind of met her half way. The supervisor came around asking for money, I went out to my car, emptied my change holder and gave her $5 in pennies and nickels.
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    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


    http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b190/M...

    Warning : Language

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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    46. Make appointments for the 31st of September

    - Damn, i missed it

    65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

    87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop`s Play-Along.

    132. .sdrawkcab etirW


    212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

    - i do these anyway, now i do them with the added plus of annoying people


    153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
    -this i MUST do

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    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    they forgot

    "Learn the words to chocolate rain, then sing it loudly in public"

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    geekisumokun Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    hell i could come up like more
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    I`m surprised at the amount of these I have actually done.

    I wasn`t even trying to be annoying!

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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.

    that made me laugh out loud for one minute straight.

    then again, I`m easily amused

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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    oh & the "Name your dog `Dog` " thing reminds me of my friend`s grandpa,
    He named all of his dogs `Dog` so his wife said he couldn`t do it anymore, the next dog he got was named "DOG" (pronounced dee-ohgee)
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    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    I printed out copies for all my friends!
  84. Profile photo of Dark_Entries
    Dark_Entries Female 18-29
    100 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    I have done about thirty of these.
    =P
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    194. Call every girl you know "dude".

    Dude, I already do that, pfft.

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    Thedoomthing Male 18-29
    100 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    ah, do you smell the awesome? (it smell`s like cheese!)
  87. Profile photo of Babygrinder
    Babygrinder Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    something that I really enjoyed doing was saying "I ****ing hate you" after a random sentence someone says. It`s even better if you storm away angerly right after you say it, without letting them speak.

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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:04 pm
    141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.

    I don`t see how that is annoying. I have said things VERY similar though, recently. It was true though. I told my friend how I didn`t know that Tiger Woods was black or that Ellen DeGeneres was a lesbian until I was at least 13 years old!

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    zaha Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    I was going to try to write a smugly clever post about how unfunny this is, but instead:

    This is not even slightly funny, it`s really contrived poo.

    That`s all.

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    zaha Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    Also, the word poo does not capture my feelings on this, let`s try S.H.I.T (take that filters)
  91. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.


    AHahahaha! I didn`t get this at first but this joke is actually funny :-D. It sounds like something my uncle would say xD.

  92. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    zaha, there is a swear-filter for a reason. You could get warned for bypassing the swear filter and that eventually leads to banning.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
    Bohemian Rhapsody :-D

    225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
    ^_^ Must try this!

    246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
    GENIUS!!!

    173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it`s longer.
    252) When making a list use the same number twice.

    Doesn`t that kind of defeat the purpose? It wouldn`t look any longer. It would be like:
    1. Go to the ice cream truck.
    2.
    3. Buy an ice cream.
    3. Eat the ice.
    So it really doesn`t look like it`s longer because there actually is three directions :-/.

  94. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 5, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    I believe making up an internet annoyance list would be easy. One of which would be making multiple posts that could easily be grouped together, like I just did :-> :-P.
    *runs from forum giggling*
  95. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    I`ll try one or two of these.
  96. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    pickme44 page 2 i hate you so much right now
    i would like to kill you and stab out my eyes
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 6, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    I know several people that really don`t need a list.
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    ModSoul_Nova Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 7, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    38. Sing along at the opera.
    40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
    244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
    By far the best!
  99. Profile photo of beadyfish
    beadyfish Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    im definitely guilty of doing quite a few of these things- great fun, really
  100. Profile photo of killdakittie
    killdakittie Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 10, 2007 at 11:53 am
    lol baskin robins 31 flavours in 31 seconds and win a free scoop
  101. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that ne...
  102. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    ...ver ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes...
  103. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 13, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    ...on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends ...
  104. Profile photo of buddy0
    buddy0 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    November 25, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    LAST POST!!!
  105. Profile photo of H3_SIX
    H3_SIX Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 12:06 am
    Nuh uh.
  106. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
    ROFLMAO
    Do i need to say more?
  107. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...


    I`m so gonna try this. =)

  108. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 10:42 am
    "195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy." At Least Somone Can Rember These Games
  109. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 10:44 am
    W00t Last Post lol
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    "W00t Last Post lol"
    fail.

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