248 Ways to Annoy People

Submitted by: daftshadow 10 years ago in Funny
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How many of these things do you do?
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Male 987
"W00t Last Post lol"
fail.
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Male 291
W00t Last Post lol
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Male 291
"195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy." At Least Somone Can Rember These Games
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Female 731
999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...


I`m so gonna try this. =)

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Male 165
ROFLMAO
Do i need to say more?
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Female 81
Nuh uh.
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Male 38
LAST POST!!!
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Female 1,297
...on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends ...
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Female 1,297
...ver ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes...
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Female 1,297
this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people start singing this song not knowing what its about because its just the song that ne...
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Female 3
lol baskin robins 31 flavours in 31 seconds and win a free scoop
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Female 10
im definitely guilty of doing quite a few of these things- great fun, really
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Male 16
38. Sing along at the opera.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
By far the best!
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Male 1,461
I know several people that really don`t need a list.
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Female 224
pickme44 page 2 i hate you so much right now
i would like to kill you and stab out my eyes
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Female 1,002
I`ll try one or two of these.
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Male 907
I believe making up an internet annoyance list would be easy. One of which would be making multiple posts that could easily be grouped together, like I just did :-> :-P.
*runs from forum giggling*
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Male 907
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
Bohemian Rhapsody :-D

225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
^_^ Must try this!

246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
GENIUS!!!

173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it`s longer.
252) When making a list use the same number twice.

Doesn`t that kind of defeat the purpose? It wouldn`t look any longer. It would be like:
1. Go to the ice cream truck.
2.
3. Buy an ice cream.
3. Eat the ice.
So it really doesn`t look like it`s longer because there actually is three directions :-/.

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Male 907
zaha, there is a swear-filter for a reason. You could get warned for bypassing the swear filter and that eventually leads to banning.
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Male 907
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.


AHahahaha! I didn`t get this at first but this joke is actually funny :-D. It sounds like something my uncle would say xD.

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Male 2
Also, the word poo does not capture my feelings on this, let`s try S.H.I.T (take that filters)
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Male 2
I was going to try to write a smugly clever post about how unfunny this is, but instead:

This is not even slightly funny, it`s really contrived poo.

That`s all.

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Male 907
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.

I don`t see how that is annoying. I have said things VERY similar though, recently. It was true though. I told my friend how I didn`t know that Tiger Woods was black or that Ellen DeGeneres was a lesbian until I was at least 13 years old!

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Male 18
something that I really enjoyed doing was saying "I ****ing hate you" after a random sentence someone says. It`s even better if you storm away angerly right after you say it, without letting them speak.

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Male 100
ah, do you smell the awesome? (it smell`s like cheese!)
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Female 1,832
194. Call every girl you know "dude".

Dude, I already do that, pfft.

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Female 100
I have done about thirty of these.
=P
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Female 667
I printed out copies for all my friends!
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Female 576
oh & the "Name your dog `Dog` " thing reminds me of my friend`s grandpa,
He named all of his dogs `Dog` so his wife said he couldn`t do it anymore, the next dog he got was named "DOG" (pronounced dee-ohgee)
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Female 576
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.

that made me laugh out loud for one minute straight.

then again, I`m easily amused

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Female 583
I`m surprised at the amount of these I have actually done.

I wasn`t even trying to be annoying!

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Female 52
hell i could come up like more
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Male 246
they forgot

"Learn the words to chocolate rain, then sing it loudly in public"

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Female 1,297
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September

- Damn, i missed it

65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop`s Play-Along.

132. .sdrawkcab etirW


212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

- i do these anyway, now i do them with the added plus of annoying people


153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
-this i MUST do

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Male 449
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b190/M...

Warning : Language

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Female 663
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I kind of did that once. My supervisor took it upon herself to buy a thank you gift for our boss, and expected everyone to chip in $5 after the fact. Seeing as though our boss always stiffed us out of money, and the supervisor could never get her lips off the bosses ass, I didn`t want to pay the $5. But then I didn`t want my supervisor to give me any crap either. So I kind of met her half way. The supervisor came around asking for money, I went out to my car, emptied my change holder and gave her $5 in pennies and nickels.
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Male 336
I`ve done 8 of those things at least once.
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Female 230
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
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Female 2,552
I`m not THAT bored.
But, my guess is, that I`ve probably done many of those things listed.
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Female 1
that`s funny..how `bout introducing a product like mazda cold air intake when people are busy enough to get mad at you...
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Male 46
they posted this wrong....the real question is "how many are you going to do now"
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Male 384
THAT`S WHAT YOU THINK
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Male 384
i will definitely be trying some of these...
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Female 283
"2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others."

They say that like half the world population has a glass eye... ^_^

"24. Light road flares on a birthday cake."

My friend did that once. Ha ha.

"49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

That one was great.

"121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly."

Ha ha. That song always gets stuck in my head. I am weird, yeah.

"152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren`t actually there."

And watch one of the bugs actuall BE there. Cuz everyone knows Windows is CRAP!

"205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?""

*laugh*

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Male 133
rofl!!! I can`t remember when I`ve laughed so much!!!!!
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Male 1,583
Also when your at burgerking ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese. If they say "you mean a hamburger" then say NO, a cheeseburger without the cheese! if they dont day anyting say "Not a hamburger, a cheeseburger." then when they add it into the order say yeah "Yeah, a cheeseburger without the cheese"
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Male 1,583
67. Drum on every available surface.
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.


I do those 2 alot but i cant help it.

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Female 1,652
LOL!

I wanna try some of these.

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Female 416
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

THATZ ONLE 247!!!
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Female 1,470
Hillarious!
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Male 690
hey...i`m hawaiian... John Aaaaasmith is offensive in some ways
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Male 2,781
I LIKE TO OBVIOUSLY `TYPE IN ALL CAPS`
SAY, WHAT? HUH? SORRY? WHAT`S THAT? COME AGAIN. WHENEVER SOMEONE TELLS ME SOMETHING.

SHOUT MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IN AN EVIL LAUGH!
SING `LA DONNA E MOBILE` IN OBNOXIOIUS PAVAROTTI OPERA VOICE.

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Male 317
i stopped reading at:
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
because of:
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

whoever made that list is stupid.
77. Leave someone`s printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. (How is that even possible, printer always print in default settings)
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. (Same thing here, the number of copy is always put back to 1)
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. (Lol, it cost 1.50$ per dryer)
39. Mow your lawn with scissors. (How could anyone be annoyed by that?)
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and ... (What the heck? is anyone still using these machine?)

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Female 313
Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention.
What`s this thing about a list you`re talking about?
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Female 2,695
things i have done/do:
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it`s gone now."
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
61. type only in lowercase.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
101. Never make eye contact. (depending on the person/ my mood)
102. Never break eye contact. (depending on the person/ my mood)
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention."
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to r
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Female 458
"123. Throw stones at people walking past your house."

Violent 0.o

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Female 36
Hahaa.
Pretty funny.
I actually do some of those.
:D
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Male 91

171.

172.

173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it`s longer.

LAMO


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Male 243
lol, i can do the bolivian currency one and noone will be annoyed..... I live in bolivia lol... yea these are good but soo freaking old!!! hehe
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Male 301
TIHS WES PERTTY FNUNY WSAN`T ET?
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Male 1,023
lol, i got the movie reference.
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Male 34
Are you annoyed by irrelivant questions?
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Male 1,114
Hilarious, I do about 10 maybe, but shall do more now!
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Male 244
Thursday, October 04, 2007 4:23:36 AM
They missed
"Empty out the Visine in your friend`s medicine cabinet and replace it with SuperGlue."

and

"Invite your friends to dinner, but put bits of crushed glass in their food."

and

"Make sure you`re on a deserted country road. Pull over and ask your friend to get a tool out of the trunk (you think you hear a noise or something). Place a rattle snake in the box. As soon as he gets bit, pull the car up 20 feet. Just as he almost gets to the car, pull up another 20 feet, and so on. Make sure you get a photo of the look on his face each successive time before you finally pick him up and take him to the hospital.


YOU CRUEL SAD,LITTLE MAN!

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Male 244
its 257...

but cool...

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Female 136
That was fun :-)

And when I get a cat, I`m so gonna call it `cat`. Just because I can`t think of a better name.. and it`d be cool.

There`s a youth centre round where I live which is actually called `that place`, which is really annoying when people ask where you`re going and you say `that place`. So they ask `what place?` and you reply `that place`. That annoys people.. heehee.

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Male 21
they forgot onedo this
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Female 27
These really made me laugh =)
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Female 19
I thought this was actually kind of lame...
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Male 2,049
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
lmao id put on the rick roll song.
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Male 208
WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
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Female 454
I`ve done a few of these. The Questions? Comments? number on deoderant, cereal, and other products are excellent modes of annoyance.

I have a question, Is this cereal as delicious as I think it is?

...and I have a comment, YES!

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Male 306
lol, I can imagine how horrible it is to be the poor victim of all these things
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Male 150
oh and...

Call 911 and breathe heavily.

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Male 150
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you`re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
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Female 375
Haha I liked these ones:

28. Ask people what gender they are.

34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

66. Tell people their accent isn`t fooling anyone.

68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

177. Tell people their fly is down when they`re wearing sweat pants.

203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.

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Male 632
They forgot to add this to their list!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zuu...
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Female 319
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn`t paying attention."
127. Phone McDonald`s and try to make a reservation for that evening.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
197. Press the "power" button on on someone`s computer or keyboard when they`re almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.


LOL, I love those :-D

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Male 1,039
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
*Me and a friend do this all the time..lol


100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
*My brother and I had wars doing this.

114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
*lmao, would love to do this one.

132. .sdrawkcab etirW
*That`s "write backwards." for the slow people

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Male 121
Another one:

Say it`s your birthday. And the next do it again, and the day after that too, over and over.

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Male 40
I`ve done a fair few of them. paying for my bus fare in 1 ans 2p pieces was fun....
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Male 3,619
59. Honk and wave to strangers.

my father always does that, everytime we are going on vacation!

one time, he turn of the engine, roold down a hill behind a guy on a bicycle, then Honk the poo out of that car, and we all waved!

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Male 1,497
Great list... if they had 100 mor ways, it would the the oposite to 843 :D
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Male 124
Wow, I must be slipping in my old age... there were 2 of them I hadn`t thought of or tried before!!
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Female 986
lol I like the super glued quarters one :D
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Male 458
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

bwahahaha!!! i actually did this before accidentally!

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Male 300
^^ Your suggestions are cruel. . .
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Male 2,372
They missed

"Empty out the Visine in your friend`s medicine cabinet and replace it with SuperGlue."

and

"Invite your friends to dinner, but put bits of crushed glass in their food."

and

"Make sure you`re on a deserted country road. Pull over and ask your friend to get a tool out of the trunk (you think you hear a noise or something). Place a rattle snake in the box. As soon as he gets bit, pull the car up 20 feet. Just as he almost gets to the car, pull up another 20 feet, and so on. Make sure you get a photo of the look on his face each successive time before you finally pick him up and take him to the hospital.

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Male 4,246
"74. Wear your pants backwards."

I really don`t get how that would annoy other people. )-|

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Female 1,158
Ha.. kinda amusing.

Yeah, these lists are old, but we`re bored, aren`t we?

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Female 150
meh that list annoyed me
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Female 18
`"Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President"

Proof of old.`

Bush still being president IS ridiculous though.

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Female 187
for some reason, lists like these amuse me...
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Male 204
171 nd 172 were the best
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Male 472
They forgot the last rule: make a list that is so freaking long.
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Female 1,984
202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
-- Kimmie`s boyfriend did this a lot on "Full House".

209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
-- Some girl on a model`s reality show did this ALL the time!

Almost all the rest made me laugh!

^ Yes, I know... posting all this is annoying! That`s why I did it!

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Female 1,984
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
-- For around five years I beeped every time my mother said the word "bloody". It took that long to make her stop saying her word. And don`t worry, my beeping stopped too once she did. It really got on her nerves, but her saying bloody annoyed me!

86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
-- And continue into the negative numbers! *laughs evilly*

92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
-- I wonder what the latter sounds like.

95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers` brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies` "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
-- And that "it`s a small world after all" song.

109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
-- :-/

159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
-- Bwa ha ha!

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Female 1,984
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
-- *laughs*

130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
-- I can do 300 by memory. :)

133. Walk into people`s houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
-- Just like Ed from "Ed, Edd and Eddy".

134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
-- Wasn`t there some woman like that on "Seinfeld"?

146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
-- All for the heck of being annoying?!

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Male 157
"Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President"

Proof of old.

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Female 1,984
4.Name your dog "Dog."
-- Reminds me of Dog from CatDog the nickelodeon cartoon.

28. Ask people what gender they are.
-- Shouldn`t the word be "sex"? And sometimes you CAN`T tell really...

42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn`t rhyme.
-- Some might rhyme. :|

50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
-- Better yet - those poppy bubble plastic thingies!

52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
-- Annoyance leading to being fired. Is it worth it?

54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
-- And saying "la la la la la!" while you`re at it. *smirks*

71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
-- Ew.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
-- Hm... curious.

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Male 223
106. Say "okay, you`re gay" to anything someone says. Everybody does tat already >_>
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Male 223
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date. excuse me.... HAHAHAHALOLOLOLHAHAHAHA
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Male 223
Omg i love these type of things!
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Male 157
old.
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Male 36
Road flare on a b-day cake hmmm...
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Male 550
I can easily list out a few thousand more.
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Female 4,376
yay for annoying people!
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Male 380
Lol not bad..
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Male 15
Link: 248 Ways to Annoy People [Rate Link] - How many of these things do you do?
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