Wnat to Lose Weight? You May Need to Wear a Plug

Submitted by: ericbez 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.yourbuddi.com/

Weight loss medicines have some nasty side effects, with nasty solutions.
There are 56 comments:
Male 117
^I agree. Instead of sticking a plug up your butt, just quit going to Mikey D`s and run a mile.
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Male 250
Here`s a better idea-- GET OFF YOUR LOVING BUTT AND RUN.

I lost 35 pounds doing that. IT`S NOT LOVING HARD.

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Female 416
ew. if you wnat to lose weight exercise and stop eating so much.

i cannot believe people have had to start using butt plugs to solve their problems.

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Male 238
gets a low rating because of mispelling.
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Male 284
I don`t care if this is a spoof or not it made me laugh, and kept me laughing for the rest of the day every time I thought of it.
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Male 170
FAKE. And the giveaway? No way to buy the product, no contact information, company name, nothing. Just a single page. I don`t even need to have heard of `Alli` to know that.
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Male 290
^ ^ ^
major sarcasm
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Male 290
of course there always exercise. But then why do that when you could like, you know, just stick one of these of you fat a.ss instead right?
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Male 1,016
LMAO

I love everyne bashing the wnat

i wnat to join in

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Male 46
"Wnat to lose weight," huh?
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Female 155
Please just go here, and stop pissing me off:

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin...

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Female 155
THIS IS A SPOOF, PEOPLE.

"Buddi" is a parody of the FDA-approved weight loss drug called "Alli". There IS no butt-plug, and there is no "Buddi". GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS, please.

Secondly, Alli really does make you excrete oily crap if you eat too much fats. There was a link about it maybe about a month ago that explained Alli`s side effects. Either you`re all new to the site, or just newbs for not paying attention to anything.

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Male 447
i dun get it
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Male 28
A small price to pay if you `wnat` to lose wait.
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Male 907
*they wnat you*
Sorry :-P
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Male 907
"While wearing the buddi, you can freely go about your daily life and even resume vigorous activities - like SWIMMING, jogging, weightlifting, or doing yoga – that might have previously been too risky."

BUT THEN THEY SAY:

"We don`t recommend wearing buddi with very tight pants or swimwear."

Soooooo they want you to swim naked? I don`t get it :-|

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Female 1,397
It`s interesting that people would rather do this then diet and exercise...it`s like...come on are you kidding me?
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Female 1,397
oookay....
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Female 139
"Since everyone’s anus is unique,"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH

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Male 133
Definitely WTF
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Male 336
but i wnat to GAIN weight. skinny lil` me.
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Male 425
dude, That Is Effed Up!!
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Male 1,497
"Will buddi impact male sexual performance?

Some users have reported increased ejaculatory volume while using the buddi. No negative side effects were reported. Since vigorous sexual activity often leads to anal incontinence, we recommend leaving the buddi in during sex.

Freakin SCORE!!!
I`m gonna use three at a time.
"It`s super fountain face time baby.""

ROFLMFAO!

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Male 695
Wnat? WNAT?! Check the spelling before you post!
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Male 576
Will buddi impact male sexual performance?

Some users have reported increased ejaculatory volume while using the buddi. No negative side effects were reported. Since vigorous sexual activity often leads to anal incontinence, we recommend leaving the buddi in during sex.

Freakin SCORE!!!
I`m gonna use three at a time.
"It`s super fountain face time baby."

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Male 10,440
I dont see any point to this product.

And btw you should type the description properly, cause people use the search feature...

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Male 869
Put down the ho-ho`s and go for a walk. Diarrhea is not the solution to your overweight problems, crack is. Every time you feel hungry go outside and smoke some crack. Most of these overweight people have already signed their death certificates. We don`t need medicine to keep them alive longer. At the very least they should be charged double for health care because of all the health related issues being overweight causes. Maybe then my health insurance would be cheaper.
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Male 2,216
Stupid.
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Male 946
if it blocks up 2 much the `buddi` will turn into a projectile...
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Male 2,486
"americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us."

No, only you wonders that. If I was starving in a 3rd world country, I probably wouldn`t be hating anyone. What would they hate us for? Having food to eat? Ooh, what a crime.

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Female 2,027
hahahhhahaha it says `wnat to lose weight?` hahahahahahahhahaha u cant spell hahahahhahahahahhahaa. ha.
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Female 442
My GOD, that thing`s HUGE!! It must be so freaking painful to... wear... I mean, you have this huge ass thing in your anus, and it`s blocking gas and poo?? When those things go through your system it can get painful. If you keep it in there... *shudder* This thing disturbs me.
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Female 663
Not all weight gain is strictly due to overreating. There are medical conditions out there that cause you to gain or slow down your metabolism.
My mother`s been overweight for years until one of her doctors actually figured out that there was something wrong with her thyroid.
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Female 1,158
-vomit-
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Female 375
Did Buddy make this site? Cos I`m starting to see a similarity in names here....
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Male 547
most weightloss drugs casue you to crap out and pee out water and poop that stored in your body. Your colon can hold like 15 lbs or something like that. SO you think your losing weight, but as soon as you stop it all comes right back...just smoke crack...
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Female 441
Alii is a retarded drug...if u neva heard of it u shoud go 2 there website its frickin hilarious
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Female 224
all you have to do is get off your ass and jog or something
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Male 896
"look what america has come to. fat people pay money for medicine companies to give them diarhea cos they think it makes them skinnier. you know what makes you skinnier? PUT DOWN THE FORK. seriously. stop eating when your satisfied. there is honestly no need to continue stuffing your face with food until you can`t move. and americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us."

Ok I will start eating by just smashing my face into the plate over and over till the food disappears.

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Female 584
VictoryRider: Yes, it did.
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Male 82
I have a new Diet Pill idea, its about the size of your mouth and made of Cork, who wants to go into business with me ^-^
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Male 2,005
that was a little bit too much information
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Male 30
buddi? seriously, what kind of name is that? "dude, whats that in your a$$?" "oh, it`s just my buddy, no need to worry"
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Male 1,016
mmmmmm
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Male 4,012
butt plug!!!

Reminds me of a sex toy more than anything.

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Male 31
is I am bored the latest shock site? standards have sliped
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Male 167
disdratingusting
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Male 162
look what america has come to. fat people pay money for medicine companies to give them diarhea cos they think it makes them skinnier. you know what makes you skinnier? PUT DOWN THE FORK. seriously. stop eating when your satisfied. there is honestly no need to continue stuffing your face with food until you can`t move. and americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us.
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Male 114
gothicqueen, this is a spoof on Alli, the only FDA approved OTC diet pill. it blocks fat absorption so some of the fat you eat goes right through you, therefore if you eat too much fat, you will have an "oily discharge" or as it describes on the box, oil that resembles the grease on top of a pizza."

the diet pills you have taken are ephedra/caffeine/aspirin based, or placebo based.

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Female 4,376
ive taken lots o=f diet pills in my life and NONE of them have done that to me so i do not know wtf they are talkin about
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Male 206
It`s fake obviously.
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Male 114
i love it! I`ll buy one for each member of my family, including my dog!
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Male 888
jess christ!
and im eating my lunch T_T
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Male 1,461
Did that just say, "Oily anal discharge"?
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Male 2,576
...
So...
Why is this on here again?
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Male 21
Link: Wnat to Lose Weight? You May Need to Wear a Plug [Rate Link] - Weight loss medicines have some nasty side effects, with nasty solutions.
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