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Date: 09/21/07 02:14 AM

57 Responses to Wnat to Lose Weight? You May Need to Wear a Plug

  1. Profile photo of ericbez
    ericbez Male 30-39
    21 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 12:44 am
    Link: Wnat to Lose Weight? You May Need to Wear a Plug - Weight loss medicines have some nasty side effects, with nasty solutions.
  2. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:41 am
    ...
    So...
    Why is this on here again?
  3. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:46 am
    Did that just say, "Oily anal discharge"?
  4. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Good god, that`s nasty!!!
  5. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:25 am
    jess christ!
    and im eating my lunch T_T
  6. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:36 am
    i love it! I`ll buy one for each member of my family, including my dog!
  7. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:54 am
    It`s fake obviously.
  8. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:54 am
    ive taken lots o=f diet pills in my life and NONE of them have done that to me so i do not know wtf they are talkin about
  9. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:01 am
    gothicqueen, this is a spoof on Alli, the only FDA approved OTC diet pill. it blocks fat absorption so some of the fat you eat goes right through you, therefore if you eat too much fat, you will have an "oily discharge" or as it describes on the box, oil that resembles the grease on top of a pizza."

    the diet pills you have taken are ephedra/caffeine/aspirin based, or placebo based.

  10. Profile photo of thisidrocks
    thisidrocks Male 13-17
    162 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:06 am
    look what america has come to. fat people pay money for medicine companies to give them diarhea cos they think it makes them skinnier. you know what makes you skinnier? PUT DOWN THE FORK. seriously. stop eating when your satisfied. there is honestly no need to continue stuffing your face with food until you can`t move. and americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us.
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    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:23 am
    disdratingusting
  12. Profile photo of evilmarke
    evilmarke Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:23 am
    is I am bored the latest shock site? standards have sliped
  13. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 5:15 am
    butt plug!!!

    Reminds me of a sex toy more than anything.

  14. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:16 am
    mmmmmm
  15. Profile photo of roodboi
    roodboi Male 13-17
    30 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:27 am
    buddi? seriously, what kind of name is that? "dude, whats that in your a$$?" "oh, it`s just my buddy, no need to worry"
  16. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:27 am
    that was a little bit too much information
  17. Profile photo of Anisirion
    Anisirion Male 18-29
    82 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:09 am
    I have a new Diet Pill idea, its about the size of your mouth and made of Cork, who wants to go into business with me ^-^
  18. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:39 am
    VictoryRider: Yes, it did.
  19. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:47 am
    "look what america has come to. fat people pay money for medicine companies to give them diarhea cos they think it makes them skinnier. you know what makes you skinnier? PUT DOWN THE FORK. seriously. stop eating when your satisfied. there is honestly no need to continue stuffing your face with food until you can`t move. and americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us."

    Ok I will start eating by just smashing my face into the plate over and over till the food disappears.

  20. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:57 am
    all you have to do is get off your ass and jog or something
  21. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:11 am
    Alii is a retarded drug...if u neva heard of it u shoud go 2 there website its frickin hilarious
  22. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:27 am
    most weightloss drugs casue you to crap out and pee out water and poop that stored in your body. Your colon can hold like 15 lbs or something like that. SO you think your losing weight, but as soon as you stop it all comes right back...just smoke crack...
  23. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:48 am
    Did Buddy make this site? Cos I`m starting to see a similarity in names here....
  24. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:20 am
    -vomit-
  25. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Not all weight gain is strictly due to overreating. There are medical conditions out there that cause you to gain or slow down your metabolism.
    My mother`s been overweight for years until one of her doctors actually figured out that there was something wrong with her thyroid.
  26. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:31 am
    My GOD, that thing`s HUGE!! It must be so freaking painful to... wear... I mean, you have this huge ass thing in your anus, and it`s blocking gas and poo?? When those things go through your system it can get painful. If you keep it in there... *shudder* This thing disturbs me.
  27. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:13 am
    hahahhhahaha it says `wnat to lose weight?` hahahahahahahhahaha u cant spell hahahahhahahahahhahaa. ha.
  28. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:46 am
    "americans wonder why starving people in third world countries hate us."

    No, only you wonders that. If I was starving in a 3rd world country, I probably wouldn`t be hating anyone. What would they hate us for? Having food to eat? Ooh, what a crime.

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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    if it blocks up 2 much the `buddi` will turn into a projectile...
  30. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    Stupid.
  31. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    Put down the ho-ho`s and go for a walk. Diarrhea is not the solution to your overweight problems, crack is. Every time you feel hungry go outside and smoke some crack. Most of these overweight people have already signed their death certificates. We don`t need medicine to keep them alive longer. At the very least they should be charged double for health care because of all the health related issues being overweight causes. Maybe then my health insurance would be cheaper.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    I dont see any point to this product.

    And btw you should type the description properly, cause people use the search feature...

  33. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Will buddi impact male sexual performance?

    Some users have reported increased ejaculatory volume while using the buddi. No negative side effects were reported. Since vigorous sexual activity often leads to anal incontinence, we recommend leaving the buddi in during sex.

    Freakin SCORE!!!
    I`m gonna use three at a time.
    "It`s super fountain face time baby."

  34. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    Wnat? WNAT?! Check the spelling before you post!
  35. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    "Will buddi impact male sexual performance?

    Some users have reported increased ejaculatory volume while using the buddi. No negative side effects were reported. Since vigorous sexual activity often leads to anal incontinence, we recommend leaving the buddi in during sex.

    Freakin SCORE!!!
    I`m gonna use three at a time.
    "It`s super fountain face time baby.""

    ROFLMFAO!

  36. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    dude, That Is Effed Up!!
  37. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    but i wnat to GAIN weight. skinny lil` me.
  38. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    Definitely WTF
  39. Profile photo of briannabloom
    briannabloom Female 13-17
    139 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    "Since everyone’s anus is unique,"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    oookay....
  41. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    It`s interesting that people would rather do this then diet and exercise...it`s like...come on are you kidding me?
  42. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    "While wearing the buddi, you can freely go about your daily life and even resume vigorous activities - like SWIMMING, jogging, weightlifting, or doing yoga – that might have previously been too risky."

    BUT THEN THEY SAY:

    "We don`t recommend wearing buddi with very tight pants or swimwear."

    Soooooo they want you to swim naked? I don`t get it :-|

  43. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    *they wnat you*
    Sorry :-P
  44. Profile photo of Jimmis
    Jimmis Male 13-17
    28 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    A small price to pay if you `wnat` to lose wait.
  45. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    i dun get it
  46. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    THIS IS A SPOOF, PEOPLE.

    "Buddi" is a parody of the FDA-approved weight loss drug called "Alli". There IS no butt-plug, and there is no "Buddi". GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS, please.

    Secondly, Alli really does make you excrete oily crap if you eat too much fats. There was a link about it maybe about a month ago that explained Alli`s side effects. Either you`re all new to the site, or just newbs for not paying attention to anything.

  47. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    Please just go here, and stop pissing me off:

    http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin...

  48. Profile photo of EyeLoveIAB
    EyeLoveIAB Male 13-17
    46 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    "Wnat to lose weight," huh?
  49. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    LMAO

    I love everyne bashing the wnat

    i wnat to join in

  50. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    of course there always exercise. But then why do that when you could like, you know, just stick one of these of you fat a.ss instead right?
  51. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    ^ ^ ^
    major sarcasm
  52. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    FAKE. And the giveaway? No way to buy the product, no contact information, company name, nothing. Just a single page. I don`t even need to have heard of `Alli` to know that.
  53. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    I don`t care if this is a spoof or not it made me laugh, and kept me laughing for the rest of the day every time I thought of it.
  54. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    gets a low rating because of mispelling.
  55. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    ew. if you wnat to lose weight exercise and stop eating so much.

    i cannot believe people have had to start using butt plugs to solve their problems.

  56. Profile photo of ChickenMan
    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    Here`s a better idea-- GET OFF YOUR LOVING BUTT AND RUN.

    I lost 35 pounds doing that. IT`S NOT LOVING HARD.

  57. Profile photo of surf831
    surf831 Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    ^I agree. Instead of sticking a plug up your butt, just quit going to Mikey D`s and run a mile.

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