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Date: 09/22/07 02:10 AM

61 Responses to Tyra Banks Teaches Women How to Pee

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Link: Tyra Banks Teaches Women How to Pee - Keep those panties away from that toilet.
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    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:24 am
    Oprah of the new millenium... Where would the women of the world be without the wisdom of Tyra Banks` squatting expertise???
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:16 am
    You know, sitting on the toilet doesn`t actually get germs on you...I mean maybe on your ass cheeks, but that doesn`t mean it gets anywhere else...
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:33 am
    all i can say is WTF. wh...remind me never NEVER to watch that show.
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    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:33 am
    well, custodians usually should be wiping and disinfecting the seats. the underside of the bowls on the other hand... .
    note: ha, no, i have no custodial xp whatsoever.
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    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:47 am
    This woman`s antics amuses me to no end.
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    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:26 am
    oh thank god for that video. i`ve been holding it till i got home for the past 30 years.

    um how stupid are the people that watch that show anyways?

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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:50 am
    i cant stand tyra banks. this is just a guess buy my answer to your question catavilrgirl is very.
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:19 am
    real life blond?
    dayum stupid as hell
  10. Profile photo of PixieSailor
    PixieSailor Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:17 am
    I don`t get it. I LOVE Tyra Banks. I found that hilarious.
    D;
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:29 am
    Pfft. What woman doesn`t know to pull her panties forward when she squats and takes a whiz?
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:36 am
    I watched the clip. Then I watched it with the sound off.
    I have an eternal crush on Tyra, but it must be said: Much better.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:05 am
    What is up with this germaphobic society? Just sit for f*&ks sakes!
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:09 am
    I just pull my panties all the way down? lol
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:49 am
    Tyra (if you somehow read this sites comments or go to this site at all), I dont think other women are that retarded to need somebodies instructions on how to piss
  16. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:57 am
    I too must admit my love for Tyra. But holy f*ck I couldn`t watch that.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:57 am
    A simpler solution would be to not wear panties at all.
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    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:00 am
    18th post~
    and wth?
    does anyone use toilet seat covers?
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:20 am
    Why do people squat?
    It`s like...
    Only the buttocks touch the seat.
    It`s not like woman actually piss ON the seat...
    And even if they did...
    Big deal.
    Do you not have a bath every day?
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    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:24 am
    Tyra Banks is a mentally unstable megalomaniac.
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    _zeynep_ Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:27 am
    hahaha:))) she`s stupid
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Actually that was pretty useful, im sure a lotta people didnt know that.
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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    People are saying to sit on the seat...well, ew. In most public restrooms, I see urine on the seats. Even if you wipe it off with toilet paper, it`s just...eww. Some women are apparently messy.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    So if EVERYONE squats that means that no one sits, right? So chances are that toilet seat`s cleaner than anything else. So it`s safe to say that squatting and rubbing your panties all over the toilet seat probably picks up more germs than just sitting your ass down. Wait a minute, why am I trying to wrap my head around this? Act like a normal person and use the disposable toilet seat liners.
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    Hehe, I love Tyra, and I saw this. xD The comments on her page were all like:
    "My friend thinks I`m crazy because I squat instead of sit"
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    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    ...

    Wow.

    She`s just plain stupid. ._.

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    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    There are more germs on your hand and face than there are on toilet seats. And for the record, disposable toilet seat liners don`t do poo, it`s for your peace of mind not for sanity reasons...
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    First the vaseline hysteria and now THIS?! What the hell is wrong with that woman?

    And a toilet seat really rarely has any germs that can hurt you.

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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    The most a toilet seat can give you is crabs. So just take a seat.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    To those who asked how stupid people can be? Haven`t you ever seen the labels on hairdryers that say : "Don`t not use in shower." or the labels on mattresses : "Do not remove label under penalty of law." Well that should be your first clue that some people are really dumb or they just haven`t been taught. Its sad really.
    I love Tyra Banks. Who cares if she isn`t as boring as Oprah.
    Tyra is fun even if she does some things that not everyone agrees with.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    why do girls have to not sit on the seat. guys do it all the time geesh. its not THAT big of a deal. Tyras so annoying.
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    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    This is what happens when you start to become old and washed up.
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    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    She needs to die.

    NOW

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    i simply pee on taps and washroom door handles, and expectorate into the liquid soap, if it opens easily.
    See, because I`m a sharer.
  35. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    haha thats an interesting thought
  36. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    Or you can just suck it up and sit on the damn toilet.
  37. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    tyra rocks.
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Isn`t that what the seat cover is for?

    If women are trying to squat, this explains how they get pee all over the seat...

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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    i love tyra! shes great
  40. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    You really can`t get any diseases from sitting on a toilet seat. And pee has a lot less germs than poo. Urine is actually clean when it comes out of the body. The reason it is dirty is because over time, outside of the body, bacteria grow in it, etc. Squatting also is bad for your bladder and can give you bladder infections. Touching the door handle and the sinks is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dirtier than sitting your ass on the toilet. You can transmit germs from your hands to your mouth, nose, etc. but your ass just stays in your pants. I mean, seriously people, sit yo ass down! Sorry, I`m majoring in public health so this crap drives me nuts. Wash your hands!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    "You know, sitting on the toilet doesn`t actually get germs on you...I mean maybe on your ass cheeks, but that doesn`t mean it gets anywhere else..."
    Unless you rub your ass then rub them on other people.
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    ballin462 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    LAST POST! WOOT!
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    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    R.O.F.L. Deaf woman.

    Ahem. I have problems with obvious urine/fecal matter sitting on the toilet seat. Women are disgusting in public bathrooms.
    My solution - dont use the nastiest toilet there. Be selective and for crissake...sit down and quit hovering. Its those actions that lead to a messy seat anyway. :|

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    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:28 pm
    MY PANTIES IS RUBBIN ALL OVER THAT TOILET SEAT!

    I will remember that forever.

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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:40 pm
    Sit on the frikkin seats!
    Since so many of you do that, then there will be less germs on it!
    And more people that arn`t you that are uncomfortable!
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:30 am
    wow...too bad toilets are the CLEANEST parts of the house...or public for that matter, i learned that atms have more germs, but are people afriad of those? i think not-_-
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    bluedaisy11 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:39 am
    Thanks Tyra. Without your advice I would have no idea how to pee.
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    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 10:06 am
    What the hell...xD
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    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    This makes no sense. Public restrooms get cleaned every day, while the one you use at home is probably crawling with bacteria. The reason there is piss all over the seat in public restrooms is because of you germophobe squatters. If the idea of germs touching your precious buttcheeks bothers you so much, use the seat covers. Or you could even keep some lysol wipes with you in your purse and wipe before you sit.
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    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    Dudes i once entered a public bathroom... DUDES IT WAS TOO GRAPHIC to explain. I had to go to the girls bathroom and THAT WAS DISGUSTING TOO |:( |:(
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    WTF, she is so weird sometimes!! And everyone knows the toilet seat is the cleanest place in a bathroom (seriously). Although I admit if there`s liquid on the seat I`m squatting too. The panties do become a problem then.
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    Squat, pull forward, pee.

    Got it?

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    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    My favorite Tyra moment was on Top Model when she freaked out and her skin split open to reveal that she`s actually a giant iguana. Priceless!

    P.S. Watch Family Guy.

  54. Profile photo of bluedaisy11
    bluedaisy11 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    ^^You have a favorite Tyra moment?:-O
  55. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Hmm... Now that`s a proposition... ;-)
  56. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 1:52 am
    I just remembered something - for any people here complaining about dirty bathrooms, go to Switzerland - it has *the* cleanest bathrooms - public bathrooms also. Some cleaned every hour on the hour. :)
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    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:05 am
    This is a good technique, but don`t be a wuss, use it for camping or emergency side of the highway stops. It`s very useful for that.
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    obe Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 9:04 am
    it`s all those [email protected] squatters that mess everything up for the rest of us...
    you p|ss and B|itch about germs, yet, leave pee ALL OVER the seat/floor.
    I make it a habit of expressing my distate LOUDLY if I catch the last person in the stall i enter with p|ss all over the seat.
    maybe some public humiliation will teach you to clean up your mess.
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    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    i squat all the time even at home and by the way i dont pee on the toilet seat and if you see some of the toilets i have seen in public restrooms you would squat all the time too.
    blood, urine, poo poo, throw up now lets see you sit your ass down on that
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    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    "Squat, pull forward, pee. Got that? Squat, pull forward, pee. Thanks everybody!!! *Cheers*"
    Woo hoo? And toilet paper anybody?
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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    January 27, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    oh. god. what has the world come to?

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