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Date: 09/22/07 02:12 AM

84 Responses to Things That go Bump in the Night

  1. Profile photo of chamoloco
    chamoloco Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Link: Things That go Bump in the Night - Little kid catches his parents having sex.
  2. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:18 am
    That video was disturbing, the kid won`t be sane after that.
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:19 am
    And the kid learns that parents not only won`t save you from the scary things, but they ARE the scary things!
  4. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:21 am
    I don`t get it.
  5. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Bahaha! That was disturbingly cute. :-P
  6. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Woah, that made me a bit sad...
  7. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:38 am
    and this, my friends, is how we come to have the first grown man in all of history to ever despise sexual intercourse. sadly, he`d win the darwin awards like you would not believe.
  8. Profile photo of aznqtpie08
    aznqtpie08 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:48 am
    that kid got scarred for life lol
  9. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:51 am
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    ew
    pooooooo kid :-(
  10. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:23 am
    thats depressing
  11. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 3:25 am
    *dedicated to my mother and father*

    revenge is brutal... this is what motel 6 and babysitters are for...

  12. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Anyone ever heard of locks on the door? I would never let this happen. It can be traumatic to anyone involved.
  13. Profile photo of greenbutter
    greenbutter Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:36 am
    okaaaaay...
  14. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:42 am
    That was just depressing....
  15. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 3:47 am
    god it looked like they got a blind guy to do the animation and told him to just wing it. it was painful to look at the shape of that kids head. things like that are only traumatic because we go to suck great lengths to make children think sex is something bad. by 6th or 7th grade you know everything your parents or teachers told you about sex is a lie. it makes about as much sense as making everyone cover ther right ear for ther hole life and tell em ther is nothing under it then win they get to a certain age let em take it off and find out they have 2 ears. everyone else older then them knows and dont care but if your under the ear hiding age you cant know the secret. all because some moron(s) a long time ago decided children souldnt know about left ears.
  16. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:53 am
    That kid will never be the same again!! ;-/
  17. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:12 am
    The dedication at the end of it makes it all the better
  18. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Childhood is such a horrifying experience... (Speaking from experience)
  19. Profile photo of JT-1000
    JT-1000 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:01 am
    lol
    ` in lovinng memory 2 my parents`
  20. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:24 am
    god i need sex
  21. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:37 am
    GothicQueen, a lesser man - a man weaker than I - would make a lewd or suggestive comment at this point.

    Anyway, about the video: Cute. But I must agree with djlang85; hotels and babysitters can be parent`s`s`s best friends.

  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 6:15 am
    omg... that whas just.... sick?

    i admire the author for going into a part of all our chilldhood and tell a story that should not be told.

  23. Profile photo of roodboi
    roodboi Male 13-17
    30 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:29 am
    so, wat was the point in that? seriously, what are they gunna do with that animation, and wher`d it come from? i cant really imagine disney would wanna make this into a movie.
  24. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:06 am
    More like, Things that go hump in the night.
  25. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:30 am
    Come on folks, do you really think something like that would disturb a young child? If he didn`t know what was going on he wouldn`t care.

    People act like sex is something that will mentally damage children. If so, it`s only because society has imprinted that image on them.

  26. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:57 am
    What was up with the kid`s head?
    it was way creepier than the things going bump in the night...
    but i LoLed at the credits...
  27. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 10:05 am
    children dont understand what sex is, so they wouldnt know if they were fighting or have some parent "fun"
  28. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:31 am
    lol wtf?
  29. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Aww, sweet kid...
  30. Profile photo of Niyou77
    Niyou77 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:15 am
    More like

    "Things that go hump in the night."

  31. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:20 am
    the animation was pretty bad, if i had a kid like that id abandon it right away
  32. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:39 am
    awww poor kid
  33. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Poor Conehead.
  34. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    "...hotels and babysitters can be parent`s`s`s best friends."

    well yeah in a way but what if they end up having sex with the babysitter instead and the kid sees them D:

  35. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    You have to admit that was funny, and more than likely had a ring of truth or the animator.
  36. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    I`m so paranoid, I`d investigate what was making the noise with a 12 gauge. "...well, at least your constipation is cleared now, Dad!"
  37. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    *first person to mention the birds and the bees...*
  38. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Disturbing
  39. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    are those parents trying to give they`re kid a split personality whenever they have sex because if they are they`re off to a good start.
  40. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    awwww, poor kid
  41. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    Damn, Those people got some stamina!
  42. Profile photo of racheyrocker
    racheyrocker Female 13-17
    1 post
    September 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    i thought that this video was totally unmoral and should be taken off this website
  43. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    LOL!!! that was hilarious!!!

    anywho...having the door burst open like that should have alerted the parents that something was going on.

  44. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    That was weird. :o
  45. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    Unmoral? It`s parents having sex (a natural part of being human) and the kid accidentally walks in on them. Chill out.

    It was funny nevertheless and I agree with the some people who said that kids wouldn`t exactly understand what was going on.

    I laughed! :D

  46. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    I am so glad that I have never experienced that.
  47. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    lol jebler :D
  48. Profile photo of slimeyslime
    slimeyslime Male 13-17
    44 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Poor kid, even he thought it was disgusting...
  49. Profile photo of ultra-bored
    ultra-bored Male 13-17
    101 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    jebler,are you talking about sex in the ear?lol
  50. Profile photo of TonyGCleff
    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    The animation was pretty good.
  51. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    I found the mans voice a bit funny.
    "OH OH OH OH OH OH YES OH OH OH OH OH OH"
    Lmao
  52. Profile photo of Putzpie
    Putzpie Male 13-17
    199 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
  53. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    I love how everyone`s veiw of sex is SO twisted, that they think that a child would be scarred for life from seeing his parents have sex/make love... IF people actually understand what sex is, then they understand that their parents do it because they LOVE each other... and it won`t scar them... TRUST me, I`d know hahaha

    www.godandscience.org
    www.elliselectives.etsy.com

  54. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    It had some real potential in the beginning. It ended up sucking hard.
  55. Profile photo of pinkmonkey77
    pinkmonkey77 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    so cute!!!!!!!!!!! in a weird way..
  56. Profile photo of Yaas
    Yaas Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    Stupid drating kid, he deserves what he gets for being a pansy.
  57. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    Thats messed up big time!
  58. Profile photo of DouchesMcGee
    DouchesMcGee Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    I CAME.
  59. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2404 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    classic
  60. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    Ha ha ha poor kid. But what a sweet act of revenge man.
  61. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    thats actually on a level of disturbance.
    whoa.
    bravo tho.
  62. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    even though i knew the outcome, that was still one of the scariest and or disturbing poo ive seen in forever
  63. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    ... HOLY poo YOU CAN`T SAY dratING poo ON THE POSTS!!! LOL dratING poo DAMN ASS rooster BALLS
  64. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    This was made in my hometown beetches :D

    Ringling is amazing.

  65. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 1:23 am
    the_phantom... what the hell are you talking about?? do you know every freaking curse word known to humankind??
  66. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 6:50 am
    Dude, what`s up with the sexual things today?
  67. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 8:16 am
    oook
    weird
  68. Profile photo of Dellucius
    Dellucius Male 18-29
    22 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Haha. Very nice. The text at the end made it funny, in case anyone missed it.
  69. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
    crap animation, face didnt fit the age for which the hair denotes >_<
  70. Profile photo of toxic_jelly
    toxic_jelly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 11:03 am
    Hahaha I remember seeing this, this guy was in my sister`s graduating class at Ringling... this definitely wasn`t the best in show, but it still gave me a chuckle.
  71. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 11:24 am
    thats really sad
  72. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    dear lord?
  73. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    277 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    New Pixar Film Perhaps?
  74. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    I am so glad I have never had this experience.
  75. Profile photo of talerthanyou
    talerthanyou Female 13-17
    71 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    That kid was so cute! (In a creepy sort of way)
  76. Profile photo of strawberryx
    strawberryx Female 18-29
    14 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 8:17 am
    i really dnt get it..?
  77. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    Did no one else notice this? The parents must`ve not had any in awhile to shake the whole upstairs like that. It wasn`t like the child`s room was next door - it was down the hall! I guess that explains why the parents didn`t hear the child screaming while it was running down the hall,and why they didn`t stop when the child opened the door.

    By the way - that child needed some hair!

  78. Profile photo of LADT25
    LADT25 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    ...that was trippy
  79. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    How depressing....until the end of the clip. Must be from the creator`s experience,lol
  80. Profile photo of jessica_j435
    jessica_j435 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    so this truly made me feel bad for the poor kid! that could screw a kid up for real!
  81. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 8:27 am
    THAT IS SO SAD!poor kid he runs to his momy and dad but there to busy to help!):
  82. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    That`s sad.
  83. Profile photo of yusamajor
    yusamajor Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 25, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    Hahahahaa, I`m so sorry for you, dude!
  84. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    February 17, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    i feel bad for the cgi kid.

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